This is what cultivating immortals is like

Pavilion.

Hu San obediently knelt on the ground, with the posture of a prodigal son who would never return his favor. When he saw Lu Bei appear, he was immediately overjoyed: "Xian brother, you are here!"

As he said this, he winked and asked his brother to give him a hand.

Lu Bei knew that his eldest brother was urinating without asking. He couldn't control his bad mouth and said something about filial piety and self-discipline and hiding a knife in filial piety, which angered Hu Er and was being punished.

Two or three things about the Fox family [subtitle translation]

Fox Three: Second brother, save me!

Fox Four: How serious it is, let’s see if I can kill you.

"Mother, what happened to my eldest brother again? If you tell me, I will bury him right now."

Lu Bei looked at Hu San coldly, feeling ashamed to be like him. He walked filially behind Hu Er, pinched his shoulders and hit his back: "This kid is obsessed with evildoing. He is always thinking about what will happen to you, mother, in a hundred years. I'll laugh to death. It's early." I told him that as long as I’m here, he won’t get a cent.”

"Well, you are all good sons for your mother."

Hu Er held the tea cup and snorted angrily: "Liwei, do you want to eat?"

"Not yet, mother, do you have anything to eat here?"

"apple."

"..."

Lu Bei couldn't figure out why the vixens were so fond of apples. Because it wasn't important, he didn't pick up the topic and continue.

He had no topic, but Hu Er still had one. He raised his hand and raised his hand to hook Lu Bei: "Where's the gift for mother?"

"A gift! What gift?"

Lu Bei didn't know why, thinking that Hu Er found out about Taifu and Zhu Xiushi receiving the Qiankun Ring.

As expected of Wu Zhou's intelligence chief, the old fox who single-handedly trained the Xuanyin Division was so well-informed.

"Last time you promised to be your mother, I also got a share of the gift, but it has been delayed for a month." Hu Er reminded.

Lu Bei: "..."

Come to think of it, the gift Hu Er mentioned was a fairy-style handicraft.

Obviously, Hu Er didn't know what the gift looked like, otherwise she wouldn't have pursued it and asked for it, and she still couldn't forget it even a month later.

Of course, it's not ruled out that she found out and took the opportunity to make fun of her godson.

"Why, a person named Zhu can have one, but a mother can't have one?"

"It shouldn't be possible..."

Lu Bei spoke vaguely, refusing to let his filial piety deteriorate. He diverted his attention and directed the firepower to Hu San: "Mother, you haven't told me yet, what unscrupulous thing did my eldest brother do to make you furious?" angry."

"Huh, what a useless thing!"

Sure enough, the method of diverting attention has proven to be successful. Hu Er put down the tea cup, and a group of blue giant claws surged under his feet. He rubbed Hu San, who was at full level of Yuyu, on the ground.

"Well done! It's really satisfying!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and applauded. If the 'spiritual fantasy' skill hadn't been deleted from the temporary cache of the Blood Nest, he would have followed suit.

Soon, Lu Bei learned the reason why Hu San was being punished.

Mud can't hold up the wall!

This guy is lazy in his cultivation and has no ambition to have his own destiny in the world of immortality. He is content with the status quo and is complacent. He wears dog skins all day long, using the name of the Purple Guard of the Xuanyin Division and the eldest brother of the Tianjian Sect, in Yuezhou Fish and Meat Township. , Tongsao and my wife, trying their best to get money out of their pockets.

If it was just like this, Hu Er wouldn't be angry. Who doesn't like to make money? Hu San's move was somewhat following her.

The key is that people have to die when comparing with others, and goods have to be thrown away. When comparing two dogs, Fox Three and Fox Four, Fox Three is an exceptional dog.

Last year, the two brothers had similar cultivation levels. Hu San started early and was a big level higher than Lu Bei.

At that time, Lu Bei broke through to the stage of becoming a god, and Hu San was forced to do something small by Hu Er, who barely broke through to the stage of becoming a god.

Now, Lu Bei has successfully overcome the calamity and can fight with all his strength against the Mahayana monks without defeat. Hu San is still in the god transformation stage, and his character is as stable as an old dog. The more he thinks about it, the more angry Hu Er becomes.

Hu Er also knows that his godson's qualifications and understanding are rare in the world. He is a spiritual genius who only appears once in a thousand years. If he insists on comparing him to his own son, he will only bring humiliation to himself.

Therefore, she no longer compares Fox Three and Fox Four.

But unfortunately, recently, Zang Qianshan lined up to go through the tribulation, first Mu Lichen, then Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu.

Mu Lichen has nothing to compare with. After hundreds of years of practice, it is understandable that he will face his own catastrophe. What makes Hu Er heartbroken is Bai Jin and Zhan Hongqu.

What was she talking about? If Hu San didn't practice well, he would think he was a male even if he served as Lu Bei's mount.

No, it has come true.

"Mother, this is incomparable. It's rare for a child to be fair. The two senior sisters have taken advantage of the dual cultivators. Don't look at the righteousness and inviolability of the child. In fact, I have some furnace constitution." Lu Bei took a look. Hu San, with miserable eyes, thought about it and decided to give him a hand.

Hu Er's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile: "Good boy, don't let the wealth go to outsiders. If you feel a little wronged, how about you squeeze out some time to accompany your elder brother in dual cultivation?"

Lu Bei: ╭(⊿)╮

Fox Three:〣(Δ)〣

Lu Bei was dumbfounded, Hu San was trembling, and the two brothers were shocked by Hu Er's whims. When they saw her eyes full of expectation, she was eager to try and really planned to put it into practice, they both cursed the old witch in their hearts.

The stinky fox is still obsessed with locking the two brothers in a room.

"Good boy, I forgot to tell you that your eldest brother was actually the eldest sister, and his appearance was too outstanding. I was worried that something would happen to her when she was walking outside, which is why I turned her into what she is now. If you don't believe it, I'm sorry for you. Just change it back." Hu Er said cheerfully, raising his hand to castrate him on the spot.

"You brat, change it for me..."

"I can't do it!" x2

Fox Sanji escaped from the ground and sank to the ground. Before he could succeed, he was snatched back to the original place by the giant blue claws and pinned down tightly.

Lu Bei hurriedly stopped him and was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat. After some kind words and persuasion, he finally stopped the lawless Hu Er.

"It's boring."

Hu Er curled her lips, her biological son was too useless, her godson was disobedient, and her life as a fox was simply no fun at all.

"Mom, let me show you something interesting."

Lu Bei took out a Qiankun Ring and handed it to Hu Er under the curious gaze of Hu San. The latter didn't pay much attention to it. He was overjoyed when he saw it and turned around to give Lu Bei a hug full of motherly love.

Not holding it.

Lu Bei pulled back and dodged several times as if teleporting. Linghu Er's overflowing motherly love had no way to vent.

Hu Er's eyes were sharp and he looked at Lu Bei whose aura changed drastically in surprise: "My son, what kind of opportunity did you have to reach the realm of transformation and realize the great magical power of the unity of heaven and man?"

"It's a trivial matter, not worth mentioning."

Lu Bei waved his hand modestly: "My eldest brother can do it too. Give him ten thousand years and he can become one with nature and man."

"Haha, he doesn't need ten thousand years. He will return to heaven and earth in a hundred years." Hu Er sneered, because he was his biological son, so he could strike quickly and hard.

"My mother is absolutely right. With my eldest brother's qualifications, a hundred years is enough." Lu Beishen agreed and followed up with a stab.

Hu San: "..."

Looking at this couple, I feel a little redundant.

"My child has gained a lot from this trip..."

Lu Bei glanced at Hu San, showed a meaningful smile, clenched his fists and coughed twice: "Does mother know about Zhao Qinyan Wang Jiang Suxin?"

Originally, Lu Bei didn't intend to pretend to be this cool, but who let Hu San be here? Cultivation is all about understanding a thought. If the elder brother doesn't understand, he will understand.

"King Yan Jiang Suxin..."

Hu Er frowned and thought for a moment, then said after a moment: "My mother doesn't know much about the south of the Kunlun Mountains, and she knows very little about Jiang Suxin. If the child offends him, it is best not to show his face in the past ten years. This person is very clever. If I take action for my mother myself, I won't get much advantage from him."

"Like the battle between Mom and Qi Li Jing?"

"..."

Hu Er rolled his eyes, suspecting that he had the wrong child and that Lu Bei was her biological child.

What, Hu San is also a mouthful that can cause harm to others but not pay for their lives!

That's no problem. The umbilical cord was left behind and the real son was lost.

At this time, Hu San, who was lying on the ground to contact Yu Yu, spoke up, shaking his head as if he understood very well: "Mom doesn't understand Hu Si at all. With my second brother's qualifications, it won't take ten years. Three years later, Jiang Suxin It’s time to avoid him.”

"Brother, this is ridiculous!"

Seeing Hu San taking the initiative to talk to him, Lu Bei immediately puffed up his chest and said, "I'm ashamed to say it. When I went to Zhaoqin, I happened to meet a ruthless character who called himself King Yan Jiang Suxin. He was surrounded by more than a dozen Mahayana period thugs, and all of them had a chance to change their lives. The great magical power of changing lives, because he was too arrogant and I was so angry that I accidentally sent him away."

"..."x2

Hu Er blinked and patted Lu Bei's shoulder. It's okay to brag, but don't be too exaggerated. Just like her, it was barely a tie and there was room for maneuver when asked by others.

Hu San chuckled, then frowned and thought. He broke away from the giant blue claw that was pressing on him, circled around Lu Bei three times, and then laughed ecstatically: "Hahaha, what did I say? My second brother is invincible in the world. A dozen or so Mahayana monks are just like chickens and dogs in front of him, what a Yan Wang, what Jiang Su Xin, they are clearly just trying to be the boss."

Saying that, he laughed and left.

Lu Bei looked confused: "Brother, where are you going?"

"Making money!"

Hu San didn't even look back, and laid out his reasoning: "Mom, I don't need to say it anymore. My second brother is invincible in the world of Zhao Qin. What's wrong with me, the elder brother, who is making some money in Wuzhou? I can bully him. It took Wu Zhou eight hundred years to cultivate this blessing."

"It doesn't matter if this immortal doesn't cultivate, no one dares to bully me anyway!"

No, this is different from what was promised!

Lu Bei was dumbfounded. Where was he howling and crying, and where was he sobbing?

I thought I couldn't make Hu San cry, but I could make him cry, and even the jade slips were ready, but...

That's it?

On the other side, Hu Er looked suspicious and circled around Lu Bei three times, still shaking his head.

impossible!

Absolutely impossible!

Unlike Hu San, she was born in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons and knew how powerful the Mahayana monks were. She also knew that Jiang Suxin could outshine many Mahayana monks and become a class of her own, and that her strength had a place in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters.

Therefore, Lu Bei must be bragging.

Lu Bei didn't bother to explain anymore. After a while, the information about Zhao Qin reached Wu Zhou, and Hu Er knew that what he said was true.

"I was so busy scolding my elder brother that I almost forgot about the real thing. Mother, please save me!"

Lu Bei's face turned miserable, and he talked about the ridiculous thing about having four wings to overcome the calamity at the same time. He also cursed Taifu for not saving him, and asked Hu Er to come up with a perfect plan for him to use four boats.

"Is there such a good thing?!"

Hu Er was overjoyed and was as energetic as Zhu Xiushi. Seeing the jade slip in her hand, he was impatient and couldn't wait for three days.

Oh my god, what do I need from you?

Lu Bei rolled his eyes wildly, secretly thinking that he would fall over sooner or later if there was such a mother who watched the fun without taking it too seriously.

"Oh, alas, don't leave. I didn't say that I won't help you. I mean, Taifu, you are a daughter who has no filial piety at all. You should go to bed as soon as possible."

Hu Er made a sound to stop him, put his hand in front of Lu Bei and rubbed it: "But first, hand over the gift for my mother. Without the gift, it will be difficult for my mother to think of a perfect solution."

Lu Bei: "..."

I really can’t give this!

Hu Er cried out in disappointment. The one on the left was old and yellow, and the one on the right was old and young. He raised his sleeves to cover his face and began to sob.

The acting is exaggerated and I don’t even bother to shed a single tear.

Lu Bei sighed, shrunk to 1.2 meters tall, and stood in front of Hu Er, dragging his long robe.

I have no choice but to sell my beauty.

The little boy has bright eyes and white teeth, and his big black and white eyes are full of energy and are indescribably cute.

A decisive blow, Hu Er was flooded with motherly love on the spot, Hehe rubbed his hands and swallowed.

With lightning speed, she hugged little Lu Bei into her arms, pressed her face against her face, and breathed in for a while.

Lu Bei:)`з)

The painting style of this ground-type nine-tailed fox is wrong, and the designation is invalid!

Hu Er looked intoxicated, sucking and sucking, only to feel a pain in his chest. He hugged Lu Bei's little head and unbuttoned his clothes.

"Be good, follow me back to the house. I'll see how hungry you are and how thin you are."

Snapped!

Lu Bei raised his hand and slapped Hu Er on the face, pushed him far away, and said speechlessly: "Mom, don't be stupid, you don't even think about how old you are. The fat on your body makes my eyes dirty. .”

Hu Er was furious and wanted to show off his beauty on the spot.

Lu Bei turned into golden light and disappeared. The fox was not useless, but had gone crazy. It was better to rely on himself than to rely on her to make suggestions.