This is what cultivating immortals is like

In the end, Bai Jin let Lu Bei go, competed with swords and painted, practiced and discussed Taoism together, and studied the sword canon together, without mentioning She Zhang from beginning to end.

He just took his time and was a bit slow. It took him three days to let Lu Bei leave.

Before leaving, he gave Lu Bei an inscrutable look and muttered something strange to himself.

"Once upon a time, there was a scholar who was a childhood sweetheart and envied others. One said that he had long hair that reached his waist, and the other said that he would not marry anyone unless he was a gentleman. The scholar went to Beijing to take the exam and never came back. He married a young lady from an official family. Later..."

Bai Jin looked at Lu Bei with a smile: "The scholar is dead."

"Junior brother, do you know how the scholar died?"

"Killed by the Dog Emperor!"

"No, he was pushed into the river by Qingmei and his wife and drowned."

"..."

Lu Bei: ∑(O_O;)

He understands the truth, but the problem is, no matter from which angle you look at it, She Zhang, who poisons him every day, is more in line with Qingmei's character.

Girls from official families should be named Zhu no matter what.

However, there was a matchmaker named Bai who pulled the strings and cut off the fair-faced scholar's beard in the middle of the match.

Of course, the scumbag only dared to think about this in his mind and never say it out of his mouth. He left the studio with a decent face and swore to go back to the mountain gate to deal with business.

Didn't work.

Because the oath of "five thunders from heaven" was too penetrating, and he had the will of heaven when he raised his head three feet high, he would definitely be struck by lightning if he spoke nonsense. The soft-hearted Bai Jin stopped him angrily and waved the person away.

She only gave Lu Bei three days to deal with business. If he didn't see anyone after three days, he wouldn't come back again.

Lu Bei left with a guilty conscience, pretending to wander around the gate of Tianjian Sect, leaving a few witnesses behind, and rushed to Sanqing Peak as quickly as possible.

In the backyard, Lu Bei opened the yin and yang portal, and a thin golden-scaled snake stood on top of She Zhang's head, coiled up like a question mark.

"Why did it take so long?"

"Busy, I've been in retreat recently, right next door to you." Lu Bei recited the lines skillfully. Bai Jin's side has been exposed, and She Zhang's side can't let it collapse again.

It's not a big problem. Elder She is stupid and very easy to fool.

She Yan raised his eyebrows, feeling quite resentful, and said directly: "On the day of the Tribulation in the Red Sky Desert, was there anyone else besides me?"

For example, your senior sister Bai Jin!

"Elder She is wise!"

Lu Bei raised his hand and praised, saying that the demon cultivator's enemies had set up a trap. One moment, the Xuanlong demon clan crossed the border, and the other moment, Xiongchu Buddha became a demon. In the end, it was him who was going through the tribulation on that day.

The golden-scaled snake's eyes were spinning in circles, and she was confused as she was surrounded. She raised her hand to stop, grabbed the pretty boy's shirt, and pulled him in for a deep kiss.

That's right, it smells like Senior Sister Bai.

She Zhang was unhappy and turned around and walked into his room.

A long time ago, she knew that Lu Bei had a senior sister outside. Because she liked her so much, she pretended not to know. It was also the same reason that she stayed in Sanqing Peak and was unwilling to move to Tianjian Sect.

As long as she doesn't see it, she can continue not knowing.

I can't do it today. When I think of the three days in the dark room, with my man hugging my senior sister outside and talking sweetly, I want to let the snake out and bite someone.

Lu Bei failed to knock on the door, so he climbed through the window and saw a thin snake with golden scales rushing towards him, its fangs flashing, as if it wanted to avenge his good sisters, and he swallowed it into his belly with one breath.

"Gudu!"

Lu Bei wiped his mouth and sat down next to She Zhang. Seeing her eyes were red, he held catkins in his hand and said, "Sister She, follow me to Zang Qianshan. I will never let you be wronged in the future."

She Zhang's breathing was stagnant, and she felt guilty for no reason. She hesitated and brought up the day of the tribulation.

"What a coincidence, Senior Sister Bai and you passed the tribulation on the same day, so... you already know." Lu Bei told part of the truth truthfully.

"Three days ago..."

"Senior Sister Bai also guessed that you were going through the tribulation, and deliberately delayed it for a while to avoid leaving. You... had the same idea, and we collided again."

"..."

Lu Bei secretly said that it was fate that you two had the same thoughts and deserved to be sisters for the rest of your life.

She Yan hesitated to speak, and said aggrievedly: "She agreed not to fight at the beginning, but she also tried her best to bring you and me together. Sister who is open-mouthed, sister who is silent, how can she not keep her words!"

The sword's power was too strong, and she couldn't grasp it.

Lu Bei gave the correct answer, scratched his nose, and interrupted: "It's my fault, he's too good."

She Zhang was so angry that she raised her finger and told Lu Bei to get out of here and stay with his senior sister in Yuezhou now, and never come to see her again in this life.

Lu Bei looked embarrassed: "What a coincidence, Senior Sister Bai also said the same thing. If you can't see me in three days, don't look for her in the future."

"!"

She Yan immediately became energetic, wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, and said coldly: "Did she really say that?"

"Um."

"Humph, there's nothing wrong with making her happy."

She Yan raised his hand and pushed Lu Bei down. Seeing his shy face, he was so angry that he sneered: "You hold on tight for now. I am going to poison the back kitchen. You'd better stay here quietly, otherwise I will leave Wu Zhou and go to A place you’ll never find in your life.”

Lu Bei nodded obediently, and when She Zhang left with a swaying waist, he opened his mouth and spat out a thin snake with golden scales.

"Hiss--"

"Why are you staring at me? Why are you so angry? You want to bring trouble on me. Let's talk about it on the day of transformation!"

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The land of the far west.

Covering the Moon and Hehuan Sect.

On the lake and pavilion, a beautiful woman barefooted in the clear waves, dancing in the mirror with flowers in the water and the moon to the music of the piano.

In the high garden with red walls, the wind is blowing red, and a looming yin and yang formation connects the sky and the earth.

The little fair-faced man with a slightly dark complexion stepped into the red building, walking like a dragon or a tiger. Wherever he passed, the senior and junior sisters were full of affection. They looked at each other in shock, their hearts were in confusion, and they closed the door and window with a blushing face.

It's no problem to hide it and leave a big gap.

The pretty boy smiled at the look, and his animalistic appearance was particularly elegant. He shook his folding fan and looked around, thinking that his senior sisters and junior sisters were useless, his uncles and uncles were not worth mentioning, and the sect leader who was proficient in riding skills was a powerful enemy, and it would be difficult to defeat him in a hundred rounds. .

Severe punishment!

He stood up.

Unlike Lu Nan and Lu Dong, Junior Brother Xing had not been beaten for a long time since he was disliked by Lu Bei and was known as a loser.

Guarding the treasured land of Yanyue Hehuan Sect, there are furnaces and cauldrons everywhere. He has been practicing rapidly and has become a cultivator to overcome the tribulation.

After practicing for two years, he fell down several times and returned to the top several times after repeated defeats. His reputation as a genius of punishment spread like wildfire, and he was specially trained by the sect.

He lived up to expectations and fought his way out of the crowd of his senior and junior sisters. With his good stick skills, he beat his uncle and uncle to the point where they were unable to resist. The master even fought and retreated, now entered the palace, and appeared in the boudoir of the sect leader every day.

According to this progress, within a few years, he will be the leader of the Biyue Hehuan Sect.

No, just when Xing Li was making choices and thinking about having fun with Senior Sister Dongfang, he received a message from Sect Master Gongsun, which was extremely urgent.

His face was calm, he closed his folding fan and stuck it in the back of his clothes, and arrived at the sect master's cave in a few flashes.

Unlike others, the sect leader has profound knowledge and mysterious strength. He must go all out to protect himself, so he has already adjusted his energy and spirit to the peak state before entering the arena.

"Xing Li pays homage to the sect master."

"come in!"

Hearing the cold voice, Xing Li pushed the door open and walked in with a serious face. When he saw the most stunning beauty in the world, he secretly thought that it was another day for the jockey to disdain his ancestors.

I don’t know when these hard days will end.

Like all the children of destiny, Xing Li also had his own opportunities. As an extraterrestrial demon, he was born with a good embryo of demon cultivation. Every time he entered the Hehuan Sect's arsenal, he could cultivate a magical power and secret method.

During three trips out, I also picked up magical weapons and ancient inheritance.

Gradually, he began to look down on the inheritance of Yanyue Hehuan Sect. In a word, it was really boring.

If it weren't for the rapid growth of magic power under the blessing of dual cultivation, it would be really difficult to let go. He would have stopped serving whomever he loved.

The room is filled with the fragrance of orchids, just like the master Gongsun. His graceful manners and demeanor exude the fragrance, and he has all kinds of charms in one body.

Xing Li admired the beauty, and when he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he noticed that there was another person in the room.

As an extraterrestrial demon, he can practice demonic skills with twice the result with half the effort, and his magical powers are far stronger than those of monks at the same level. His spiritual thoughts in the Tribulation Stage are comparable to those in the Mahayana stage. This is the first time he has seen someone who can hide his spiritual thoughts.

Shocked, he looked at it carefully.

At this sight, my heart beat faster and I secretly thought that she was such a beautiful woman.

No, what a beautiful child.

The woman's purple dress is like a flower, she is like a fairy in the world, her makeup is pure and elegant, her indescribable beauty and elegance make people dare not look at her, as if it would be blasphemous to look at her even more.

Xing Li secretly muttered, with his experience of appreciating beauties, women are beautiful to a certain extent. Spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums each have their own fragrance. It is impossible and impossible to distinguish one from the other. It is difficult to say who is more beautiful than the other.

But this woman is obviously an exception at the moment. The reason is unclear, but she is prettier than the sect leader.

Strange, what kind of magical power is this? Is it a charm?

"Master, he is a severe punishment." Sect Master Gongsun said respectfully.

The woman nodded, looked at Xing Li with her beautiful eyes, exasperated Youlan and said slowly: "Turning around for me to take a look."

It smells like the Hehuan Sect, and it must be from my own family.

Xing Li didn't dare to say anything more. It was a blessing or a curse, but he couldn't avoid it. He turned around obediently and waited for relief.

"Yes, I will take this person away right away."

The woman nodded contentedly and waved her hand to disperse the fragrant wind, which made Xing Li faint and fall down, snoring like thunder in the blink of an eye.

"Master, Xing Li is extremely gifted, and he is extremely talented. In less than two years, he has left the elder behind. I ask Master to be merciful and spare his life." Sect Master Gongsun couldn't bear to say.

"What, are you emotional?"

"..."

Gongsun was speechless and said bravely: "I don't know what kind of evil method this boy used. After breaking through the integration stage, most of the female disciples who have practiced double cultivation with him are quite fond of him."

"It's just a charm technique. You accidentally coveted beauty, so you showed mercy to him several times, and that's how you achieved his current level."

"Master, my disciple is not attracted by Mei..."

"Needless to say, I have my own arrangements as a teacher, and I won't kill him."

The woman looked at Xing Li, who was sleeping soundly on the ground and pretending to be unconscious: "He is a smart man. Let's look at his fate this time in the secret realm. If he can escape, it will be a blessing."