This is what cultivating immortals is like

"Why, it's just a picture of the Demon King. Is it difficult?"

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows: "Don't feel embarrassed. We are all brothers. If you are embarrassed, I will be embarrassed too."

With that said, he weighed the jade slip again.

Some demons are still alive, but they are dead at the social level and have become nothing more than a joke after dinner.

What is even more frightening is that both society and the body die, and they will be infamy for thousands of years after death.

What's even more terrifying is that his son is also following him.

Suzaku is a decent demon king who holds the hope of the peacock clan. He has great ambitions and aims to become the demon king. He does not want to die worthless, let alone become a laughing stock after his death.

Therefore, under Lu Bei's speechless gaze, Suzaku readily handed over the Demon King Picture.

It's so easy. You kid can't cheat, right?

Lu Bei didn't believe it, so he took the Demon King's picture, carefully opened a corner, and asked Qinglong next to him to inspect the goods.

"Just take a look at it. Don't do anything to alarm the Demon Emperor. You can't afford it for a human race." Lu Bei didn't give Qinglong a chance to touch the Demon Emperor's picture, and asked you to inspect the goods from a distance.

Qinglong was extremely speechless, and the center of his eyebrows lit up with purple light. If nothing unexpected happened, the Demon King's picture was genuine and authentic.

The portrait can be faked, but the Demon Emperor's will cannot be faked. No one in the world has this ability.

The question is, if it’s so easy, Suzaku shouldn’t be cheating, right?

Qinglong was doubtful and cast a questioning look at Suzaku: "The Demon King's Picture is very important, you would be like this..."

Halfway through the words, Qinglong realized that it was none of her business, whether the demon emperor picture was true or false, and whether there was another conspiracy. In the end, Lu Bei would be the unlucky one. She just had to wait and see the good show.

On Lu Bei's side, he put away the Demon Emperor's Picture and swallowed it into his personal space. This object is not a magic weapon and can be used by anyone who takes it. However, the Demon Emperor's will will not be controlled by anyone, and you must bear the consequences if you use it.

Lu Bei didn't believe that he easily obtained the Demon Emperor's picture. He felt it was too fake. He asked Qinglong about his doubts and suspected that Suzaku had another conspiracy.

"I, under the control of you two, took the Demon Emperor's Picture in exchange for a way out. I was forced to do it out of desperation. If Xuanwu doesn't believe it, I can just return the Demon Emperor's Picture." Suzaku sneered, mocking the two of them for being as cowardly as rats.

Lu Bei didn't take it easy, so he slapped Jing Muyan, causing Nidan to scream in a coma.

Zhuque was furious and rushed forward, but Tu Yuan raised his foot and kicked him, causing him to fall to the ground on the spot.

“Jiejiejiejie————” x3

Lu Bei, Tu Yuan, and... Lu Xi.

There is no Qinglong in the atmosphere. Her painting style is incompatible with the demons. They are the same as the four figures. Seeing Suzaku being humiliated, I can't help but feel a little sad.

At the same time, he strengthened his belief and would rather hang himself than fall into Lu Bei's hands.

From a certain perspective, Suzaku was right, Xuanwu was really not a human being.

Suzaku fell to the ground, clenching his fists, wishing that he and Xuanwu would die immediately. He only heard the jingling sound, and a jade slip appeared in front of him.

He held the jade slip tightly and looked at the bald buttocks taken from a close range. His whole body felt bad.

Just shoot, why are you so close?

Zhuque's face turned red with anger, he crushed the jade slip with a snap, jumped three feet high on the spot, glared at Lu Bei, and wanted to ask if there were other jade slips.

"besides."

Lu Beiren was honest and experienced in shooting. He often had this aggrieved look on his face that was still trying to speak, and he decisively admitted that he still had backup.

"Xuanwu, don't bully others too much. I have already given you the Demon King's Picture!" Suzaku said with red eyes.

"You are not a human being, why would you go so far as to bully others?"

Lu Bei waved his hand, wondering: "You gave it too quickly. I haven't finished my request yet, but it's not too late to say it now. I won't blame you if I feel a little wronged. Be honest, you saw me in the secret realm Whatever treasures you have, the source of the peacock's bloodline, the magic weapons on your body... hand them all over."

"Then you might as well kill me."

"Why, I dare not?"

"..."

After a while, Suzaku stood aside panting heavily. His eyes were red and bloodshot, and he was filled with evil energy. He roared low in his throat, almost going crazy.

Called incompetent rage.

The good news is that after paying a lot of money, he kept the reverse egg and exchanged it for several backup jade slips.

Even with his hairless buttocks, he knew that Lu Bei still had the jade slip in his hand, so this scandal would be impossible to get through.

Lu Bei laughed strangely. Because of the pain, he coughed for a long time before he recovered. He wiped his tears and said, "No, I'm glad I didn't laugh to death. That's it for today. Suzaku, I'm still outside the refining domain." I won’t send you this heavy responsibility of the demon, so please go.”

Would you be so kind?

Zhuque didn't believe it, and seeing that Lu Bei really refused to stop him, he rode on Jing Muan and left.

"By the way, I will go to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters to see you some other time when I have free time. Remember to prepare gifts, otherwise...hehe, you know."

"..."

Suzaku gritted his teeth. Today's shame must be repaid a hundredfold. If Xuanwu dares to go to the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom to find him, he must be prepared to lose his soul.

No, it would be too cheap to kill Xuanwu directly. He would prepare 100,000 jade slips when he went back.

…

Let’s talk about the peacock flying out of the secret realm, spraying colorful lights along the way. Because the butt is hairless and missing a lot of gorgeous tail feathers, at first glance, it looks like it is spraying colorful lights from its butt.

Suzaku couldn't bear to look embarrassed, so he slapped Jing Muyan, gently waking up his sleeping soul.

Jing Muyan woke up from his sleep, top-heavy and transformed into a half-demon. His mind was in a mess. It took him a long time to focus his eyes to realize that the stranger in front of him was the dog father of the family.

"How about it? Is the injury serious? Does it matter?"

"Well……"

"Speak!" Suzaku expressed concern with intention, but the image of a strict father forced him to remain indifferent.

Jing Muyan hesitated to speak, hesitated to speak again, and then hesitated for a while: "Dad, my butt hurts."

"God damn Xuanwu, this matter will definitely not be settled with him!!"

Suzaku was so angry that he was shaking all over. Jing Muyan tilted his head and touched his butt. Thinking of some possibility, his face immediately turned pale.

No, no wonder the uncle has no interest in the beautiful enchantress. It turns out to be a deviant.

Thinking of this, Jing Muyan's eyes widened and he said hurriedly: "Dad, does your butt hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt."

That's what hurts.

Jing Muyan's eyes went dark, and he felt the world was spinning. He was so shocked that he had tears in his eyes, saying that he would never forget today's shame.

Seeing that Ni Dan raised his fighting spirit, Suzaku was relieved. He suppressed his anger and patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder: "Good boy, a momentary humiliation is nothing. It's like being a father. He was still a harpy in the past, and he is like this today. I don’t know how many times I have been humiliated. Remember, knowing your shame and being brave is what makes me a good man of the Demon Clan. I am able to achieve today’s achievements as a father precisely because I am not afraid of failure.”

Jing Muyan was stunned and took two breaths of air-conditioning on the spot. Aba Aba said: "Father, it turns out... you are so difficult."

"As long as you know."

Zhuque said earnestly and patted Ni Dan on the shoulder: "Learn your lesson and practice hard. Your qualifications and understanding are far superior to those of your father. Your achievements in the future will definitely surpass Xuanwu. It will not be too late to take revenge by then."

Jing Muyan blinked and asked curiously: "Father, how did you get revenge?"

"Treat others in their own way. How others treat a father, a father will repay him a hundredfold."

"..."

Is there a possibility that this revenge should not be avenged?

Knowing that Suzaku was a ferocious and majestic monster, Jing Muyan's outlook was greatly affected. Aba Aba held back his voice for a long time: "The future is too far away. Could it be that... Xuanwu is just so cheap?"

"Hmph, how can it be so cheap? He took away his father's treasure, and there are many people who want to settle accounts with him!" Suzaku gritted his teeth viciously.

The Demon King's Picture is the most precious treasure of the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom, especially the few three or five self-portraits. It is an artifact passed down by all races to suppress luck, and its value is far from comparable to that of the Demon King of the Mahayana period.

In the early years, Suzaku stole the Demon King's picture of the nine-tailed fox clan, but the foxes have not yet heard of it.

The nine-tailed fox clan is not a good person. They can suffer losses, but they will not have their teeth broken and swallowed. In private, the foxes often work for the Demon Emperor.

Unbeknownst to others, Suzaku, who was very concerned about the nine-tailed fox clan, knew that as long as a little bit of news was revealed, there would be a steady stream of vixens looking for trouble for Xuanwu.

For this plan, Xuanwu's true identity must be confirmed as soon as possible and revealed to the Nine-tailed Fox clan.

If you are bolder, you can directly publicize this matter in the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom. Some outsiders secretly hide the demon emperor's picture. One emperor and eight kings will take action after hearing the news, and countless monsters will come to Xuanwu.

Wonderful!

The corner of Suzaku's lips curled up. It was true that the Demon Emperor's Picture was a valuable treasure, but it was a serious crime if it came from a wrong origin.

Nowadays, the situation in the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom is corrupt, and all the tribes want to have another trump card in their hands. Xuanwu holds the Demon Emperor's Map, and there is only one way to die.

"Hahaha----"

Suzaku patted Jing Muyan on the shoulder, with a look of joy on his face as he said, "My child, don't be sad. As a father, I have to thank Xuanwu for what happened today!"

Jing Muyan: (`Θ)

Thanks?

You are such an old and shameless person, but you are actually enjoying it? !

————

The two peacocks stepped out in one step and returned to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons.

On Lu Bei's side, it took ten days to refine the Three Corpses Heart Master into air, and still no demonic soldiers fell.

The moment he succeeded, Qinglong's figure faded and disappeared, running faster than Suzaku.

Lu Bei felt insulted, and Qinglong didn't go out to inquire. It was okay for him, Lu, not to date children.

[You killed the Three Corpses Heart Lord and gained 8 billion experience points. It was determined that the level difference between your opponent was greater than level 20, and you were rewarded with 8 billion experience points]

"not enough!"

Every time the victory and kill were judged, Lu Bei felt that the personal panel made a profit from the middleman's price difference, especially this time.

The magical power of the Three Corpses Heart Master is extremely powerful, stronger in all aspects than the two Heart Masters of the Four Wastes and the Five Poor Ones, especially the demonic form that manifested at the end, which cannot be matched by the three extraterrestrial demons of the Four Wastes, Five Poor People, and Samsara combined.

A mere eight billion evaluation is not worthy of the opponent's fifth-ranked position in the world of Demon Palace.

Speaking of the demonic aspect, Lu Bei suddenly remembered a strange thing. If he remembered correctly, the demonic aspect of Sanzhixinzun seemed to have been tampered with by someone. The demon was not like a demon, and the Buddha was not like a Buddha.

If I have to say it, I practiced Buddhism against demons and developed a defective product with four different characteristics.

Do demons from outside the realm also practice Buddhism?

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows. Gu Zongchen, a professional Buddhist cultivator, was still in his dream. No one could solve his doubts, so he asked Tu Yuan with a sense of luck.

"Yes, demons can also practice Buddhism."

As expected, I got a nonsense sentence.

Lu Bei patted his butt: "Let's go, it's over here, let's go back..."

Halfway through his words, when he saw Lu Xi secretly raising his ears, he decisively changed his words: "Back to the Biyue Hehuan Sect, there will be a big war after the big war. I want to find a few beauties to have fun with."