This is what cultivating immortals is like

The stars are shining brightly, and the ancient branches of Bodhi trees are spreading.

The Taifu has met Han Miaojun. There is good and evil in the secret realm of Xiongchu. He also has the identity of the tomb keeper. He knows that this beautiful Mahayana female nun is the master of Qiyan's Fuluan Palace. Heavenly magic is the world's first-class divination magic.

According to the rules, she had to call Han Miaojun senior.

Suddenly there was a call from sister, and Taifu was speechless. He didn't know whether to nod in agreement or pretend not to hear.

Under the starry sky, in addition to Han Miaojun, there was also a stunning and hard-to-find Mahayana female cultivator. After being introduced, the Taifu learned her identity.

In the Wenliang Kingdom, Yan Xiaoshuang, the master of Fuyao Palace, was also proficient in divination and also wanted to be called "senior".

"elder sister."

"..."

The Taifu didn't answer, his eyes twitched, looking at the smug face, he felt very convinced.

Don't give in, he is really capable.

Especially the shamelessness, which can bring three Mahayana female cultivators together and make them look like sisters. Either they are so thick-skinned as to be extraordinary, or they are completely shameless.

No matter which one, there must be a place in the world of immortality.

The Taifu saw that the best person in the game was not Lu Bei, but Fox Er. She could even imagine that the stinky fox knew that he had three... He had two daughters-in-law who had cultivated in the Mahayana stage, and he was so happy that he could raise the fox's tail to the sky. .

After sighing, the Tutor stopped his random thoughts and nodded to Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang, who were like sisters. He thought on the bright side that the pretty boy was flirting with women outside in order to build up the foundation so that she could take supplements.

It is a good thing that Lu Ding is motivated and can move on her own without being beaten. As the beneficiary, she should encourage him to continue working hard.

So be it!

The Taifu reluctantly convinced himself and calmed down to join the duo, using astrological deductions to explore the mystery of the ancient Bodhi tree.

The talents of the three women may not be the best in the world, but they are all proficient in divination. After joining forces, they each used their magical powers, and soon they had a common topic.

It was a topic that Lu Bei couldn't get into at all.

First of all, the ancient Bodhi tree is a precious treasure of Buddhism. According to the theory that the secret realm is a fragment of the fairy world, the existence of the ancient Bodhi tree can be traced back to the period of ancient sages.

It was a period when the fairyland still existed, and the passage to ascension was still alive. Every year, monks in the tribulation period in the human world experienced the test of heavenly tribulation and ascended to seek immortality.

Because of the many faults and changes in the sky during this period, the three women could not imagine what magical powers the immortals had at that time, what role Buddhism played in the immortal world, and whether conflicts would break out if immortals and Buddhas were in the same world...

As we chatted, the topic started to go off the rails.

Lu Bei understood this time and slapped him in the face, promptly stopping the bad behavior of the employees who were fishing in the water while working.

Hurry up, this project cannot be delayed, and you must give him a satisfactory answer within five days.

Fox Three went undercover next to Fox Two to spy on the old witch. According to the analysis of the two brothers, the old witch would soon run away with the Demon Emperor's picture.

It can take anywhere from three days to ten days. There is not much time left for Lu Bei to be free and unrestrained.

Speaking of which, his injury hasn't healed yet.

The Taifu heard about Lu Bei's recent schedule and thought of going to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters with her. She pretended not to care, and even mocked the two foxes for not knowing how to live or die, and gave Lu Bei a look in private.

Quiet room, private chat.

…

The quiet room was empty.

Lu Bei knew that the Taifu was thin-skinned and could not let go when there were many people, so he opened a hot spring resort in the small world using the Five Elements Taoist method, and invited the Taifu to talk while having a bath.

The Taifu guessed that this would be the situation, so he did not refuse and took off his clothes calmly.

After advancing to the Mahayana stage, Yuanshi Shangqi is indispensable. Using Yuanshi Shangqi as a guide can not only accelerate the growth of mana cultivation, but also perfectly stimulate the potential of talents.

The Taifu thought like this, and Lu Bei rubbed his hands and took him into his arms.

After rubbing their ears and temples together, the two souls embraced each other and practiced the Yin and Yang Fu of Yuanshi Shangqi.

This time, Lu Bei's sacrifice was the main focus. The Taifu probably had a grudge. Every time he did double cultivation, he was particularly ruthless, and this time was no exception. He multiplied by ten and then added five, and he would not stop until it was full.

After waking up, Taifu found something in her hand. She glared at Lu Bei angrily but did not take back her hand.

The ripples on the water surface dispersed and calmed down for a while.

Lu Bei felt refreshed. The Taifu waved his hand expressionlessly and exchanged Taoism for a pool of water: "Hu Er is preparing to return to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons. There will be many opportunities during this trip, and I also want to share a piece of the pie."

"You're too greedy. The biggest opportunity is in your hands, and you haven't taken advantage of it yet!"

Lu Bei teased and suddenly realized: "I understand, you and your godmother have been fighting for many years. You don't say it, but in fact you have already cherished each other. You were worried that she was in danger, so you used the opportunity as a cover to follow you."

The Taifu sneered and said that Lu Bei thought too much. It was rare for her to show kindness and she went to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters to collect the body of the smelly fox.

Teacher, tsundere has withdrawn from the circle, and straight shots are now popular.

Lu Bei felt contempt in his heart. He held Taifu's catkins and pushed him back to his original position. He narrowed his eyes and said, "Don't be a stinky fox all day long. With the distance between us now, if you don't call her grandma, at least call her mother."

The distance is very close, just need to connect.

Multiplying ten plus five could not do anything to Lu Bei. For a while, the Taifu couldn't think of a way to subdue him. He closed his eyes and said, "When will you and the stinky fox set off?"

"No rush, we have to wait a few days."

"..."

Those who are close to the mainland are black. The Taifu may have mistaken his meaning. The movements of his hands froze, and he paused before continuing.

Lu Bei raised the corners of his mouth and lifted the Taifu's chin. Bingshan's face was stern and indestructible, but the tear stain under the corner of his eye, Haitang, was slightly drunk and had a different kind of charm. He couldn't help but pursed his red lips and kissed her deeply.

Their lips parted, Taifu's eyes were blurred, and when he saw the teasing look in Lu Bei's eyes, he suddenly regained his clarity and snorted coldly again.

"Yes, that's what it tastes like. I like the unruly look of Master Taifu."

The next day, Lu Bei organized a team building for employees at the Little World Hot Spring Resort to allow everyone to relax after stressful work so that they could work better in the future.

Yan Xiaoshuang and Taifu were thin-skinned and refused to obey, but Han Miaojun was different. The evil cultivator claimed to be the employee representative. After getting into the water, he split into two and took all the benefits.

Multiply twenty.

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Hidden in the secret realm of thousands of mountains.

Lu Bei waved goodbye to Zhao Shiran, agreed to go boating on the lake tomorrow, and walked toward the exit of the secret realm while humming a tune.

He didn't go to the Stone Palace. The last time he met Zhu Xiushi, he was full of sarcasm and made Zhu Xiushi lose face. The Taifu broke through the Mahayana stage and Hu Er crossed the fourth level of tribulation. The general environment was very unfriendly to Zhu Xiushi. After learning from the pain, he led the resources that were suspected of being kept in retreat and went into seclusion.

Zhu Xiushi's qualifications are acceptable and her understanding is not bad. She is an average monk in the Tribulation Stage. If there is no great opportunity in this life, she will not reach the Mahayana Stage until she dies.

There is no problem in cultivating immortals, he is a genius, but it is difficult to become an immortal, he is a mediocre person.

The most unfortunate thing is that the accelerator does not have her share. This retreat will hit the bottleneck of the third level of transcending tribulation, and it will take at least three to five years to get out of the retreat.

It took Lu Bei two and a half years to reach the third level of transcending tribulation. It took Zhu Xiushi three to five years to reach the third level of transcending tribulation, not counting the previous 800 years. The difference was huge.

Sometimes, when Lu Bei saw how difficult it was for her, he couldn't help but want to help her out.

However, the dual cultivation thing can't be stopped, and after tasting the sweetness, there will always be one person who can't help it. Today, the soul embraces, and tomorrow the body will meet. We are friends, and he can't help.

I just wait for the right opportunity in the future to give her a hand.

On the green grass, there were ripples like water waves. Hu San poked his head and nuzzled towards the small woods on the side.

Fox Three understands Fox Four, and hides the secret realm of the Three Palaces in Qianshan Mountain. Fox Four haunts Jingshang Palace every day, and occasionally goes back to Nushi Palace for a change. Currently, Zhu Xiushi cannot go out in seclusion, so it is correct to block people at the entrance of Jingshang Palace.

The two brothers squatted in the grass, and Hu San said with a serious face: "I have found out clearly. The old witch will set off tomorrow at the ugly time. She will leave Zangqian Mountain at the first rooster crow. By then, she will leave a clone behind to deceive your eyes and ears."

"Where's the route?"

"Go north to the twenty-three small countries, pass through Xuanlong, go all the way north across the Hundred Thousand Mountains, and finally go west to reach the Ten Thousand Monsters Kingdom."

"Sounds good. It just avoids the big battlefield of Jingyue." Lu Bei nodded, took out ten taels of silver notes and handed them over, stood up and left.

"Wait a minute, where are you going, brother Xian?" Hu San stopped him in a hurry.

"Go to the gate of Zangqian Mountain and hang out with the diplomats from Xuanlong and Xiongchu. Brother, you know that I am fooling around all the time. When I rarely manage the sect, I have neglected these two officials for quite some time."

Lu Bei shrugged, facing Hu San's contemptuous but envious gaze, and said shamelessly: "I don't want to, if it is not related to the situation of the four countries, the world will be in chaos if I am not careful. I can accept this injustice and let them touch me." My ice-cold little hands?"

At the end of the sentence, Lu Bei looked up to the sky and sighed: "Wars are raging everywhere, and people are in dire straits under the war. This is not what I want!"

Hu San lowered his head and retched several times.

Lu Bei's eyes widened: "What's wrong, brother, who did this good thing, is it Mu Ziwei? Just say it loudly, dear brother, I will blow my mind on the Taifu, and take down this evil deed of bullying the master and destroying the ancestors." only!"

"It's her who uses her strength against me because of her high cultivation level." Hu San replied smoothly, his little mouth became sullen.

After he finished speaking, he came to his senses: "Brother, please don't interrupt, or I will make you forget the important things."

"You have forgotten, how can it be considered serious business?"

"I'm afraid not. When I'm bullying people outside, I like to interrupt."

"Male or female?"

"female."

"It's over now, my father-in-law."

Hu San had good arguments and successfully refuted Lu Bei. He tilted his mouth and said bitterly: "The old witch not only goes to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, but also takes me with her. How can she say that she has the demon king's plan and is invincible?" Land, and asked me not to tell you, otherwise I will be turned into a female and betrothed to you that night."

Lu Bei: (_)

That's right, it's Hu Er's style. This piece of information is very true, and Hu San didn't add any exaggeration.

"Then what else did the old witch say?"

"She even told her what she didn't expect and won by surprise. After her revenge is over, she will return to Wuzhou and enjoy her life as a fox." Hu San expressed his bitterness.

"If you are caught by surprise, you will be killed. How can there be so much stability? Mother is so confused!"

"Who says it isn't?"

The two brothers commented on Hu Er, one laughed at her lack of ideas, the other laughed at her lack of wisdom.

Lu Bei even revealed the truth. The road to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons was long and extremely bumpy. Coupled with the two girls' beauty, the already dangerous road became even more dangerous. If you were not careful, you would be full of righteousness.

Even if the mother-in-law and her mother-in-law gather together, successfully complete the counterattack, and arrive at the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons, and actually arrive at the headquarters of the Nine-tailed Fox Clan, one Demon Emperor Picture is no match for two Demon Emperor Pictures.

It is conceivable that Hu Er's so-called chance of winning is just wishful thinking. There is no other possibility for the two women except being captured. At that time, it will not only improve the enemy's morale, but also increase the enemy's population, which is a blessing.

In the early years, the two brothers were very good at each other, and they were equally good at bad mouth. When they first met, Lu Bei was even at a disadvantage.

There's no comparison now.

Lu Bei rushed out of Wuzhou and went to the advanced map to further his studies. Hu San's strength did not allow it and he couldn't rush out even if he wanted to. He had a lot of talent but could not redeem it.

He was very self-aware. When he heard Lu Bei mention that he was full of righteousness, he immediately felt cold and his face became even more bitter: "Brother, you will help me, right?"

"I can't help you. Brother, you have your own way. I can help you for a while, but I can't help you forever."

"You can just break this life apart and divide it into hundreds of ones."

Hu San's eyes widened, and he split the problem into something simple, and then solemnly said: "Help me is the second best thing, the key is the old witch, she is blinded by lard, she really thinks she is a nobody, please be careful, don't let it happen She died outside."

[You have received the mission [Escort]]

[Task description: Your brother asks you to protect your mother and ensure that the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom and his party will not be harmed by evil people. You are a compassionate person and will not let your brother down, right? ]

[Main mission: Ensure safety, reward 3 billion experience]

[Side mission: not triggered]

[Whether to accept? ]

【whether】

The long-lost ding made Lu Bei stunned, and Hu San was given another task.

He took over all the tasks several times, and Hu San had the most exclamation marks on his forehead. He thought that with the version update, Hu San could no longer keep up with the times, but he never expected that this guy could still give out tasks.

You just opened your mouth to ask for three billion. Are you the second-generation Demon Emperor?

Lu Bei's eyes shone brightly, he held Hu San's shoulders and swallowed: "Brother, don't worry, this matter is all on me. The old witch can't die, at least she can't die this time in the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom."

Hu San ignored the word "eat fox" in Lu Bei's eyes. He understood Hu Si. With this promise, he was relieved and asked proactively: "Brother Xian, what is your current cultivation level? Mother said you I have cultivated to the Mahayana stage, is this really the case?"

"No, I'm only in the combined stage. Because of my extraordinary talent, I can kill a Mahayana stager with one punch. That's it. It's nothing powerful."

Lu Bei waved his hands modestly, as if he had thought of something, and said apologetically: "For a moment, I was quick to speak, and I only cared about telling the truth. I forgot that my eldest brother is a weak little demon who has transformed into a god. He has no ability to refine the void, let alone merge into a body or overcome the tribulation. I apologize, I shouldn’t have said that one punch will lead to a Mahayana period in front of you, without thinking about whether you would understand or not.”

The corner of Hu San's mouth twitched. It was a familiar taste and a familiar feeling of heartache. He shouldn't have asked this question.

The two brothers acted separately and agreed to meet at an ugly time. Lu Bei rushed to the diplomatic residence, shouldering the important mission of peace between the four countries, and was prepared to be raped by the diplomats of the two countries.

This time, the back view is so chic.

Anyway, in Hu San's eyes, Lu Bei was glowing. He thought about the scene when the two brothers met, and thought about publishing an autobiography in the future.

The title of the book is ready - [I picked up Invincible at the beginning, I thought he was here to assist me]

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It's midnight, one hour before ugly fashion.

Hu Er offered sacrifices to the earth beads, avoided the patrolling sword cultivator, and came to the outside of Zangqian Mountain.

She looked at the brightly lit Xiongchu Diplomatic Residence, and after a moment, she took Hu San's back collar and left.

You can imagine the level of an undercover agent who can be bribed with only ten taels of silver. Hu Er has mastered the charm technique, and Hu San has used all of them. She has finished planning and thinks to herself that if there is no accident in this trip, there should be no accident.

In this case, Lu Bei will not be troubled.

After two steps, Hu Er frowned and stopped.

Ahead, the moonlight shines through the clouds, revealing a figure dressed in white.

Tutor.

"Hey, isn't this the Mahayana monk Taifu? Why, my son asked you to guard the empty room alone?"

Hu Er secretly screamed, if the prediction was correct, he would be able to see Lu Bei as soon as he turned his head.

change.

Nothing.

"..."

There were ripples in the water on the ground, and Lu Bei probed his head: "Hey, isn't this my mother? What a coincidence, you are also going to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters?"