This is what cultivating immortals is like

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"I was so miserable. After walking for a long time in the wilderness, a little girl from the Demon Cultivator with coded skirts fell from the sky. With her figure and appearance, I knew the fate of master and apprentice was coming at the first sight. But she was fine. She said that it was necessary to become a master. Kneel down and salute first. There is gold under the man's knees, and it's the same in the game. I am a good man who is worthy of heaven and earth, so I gave him a thousand pieces of gold on the spot without even thinking about it. I never expected that she would accept the money and not do anything, but would just laugh a few times and laugh. He flew away, so angry, the quality of the demon cultivator is really poor."

"This code is outrageous."

"Who's to say it's not? Something that was originally very artistic, but when it's overdone, it immediately becomes sentimental."

"If you ask me, since we are pursuing realism, we should be realistic to the end. Who came up with the bad idea of ​​coding? It would ruin your character and persuade passers-by."

"That's right, I was cultivating my immortality hard, and suddenly my face was covered with mosaic, which made me think I was logging into the local area network and accidentally opened the D, E, F, G, and H disks."

"This is a book written with the blood of thousands of people, please let the game developer downgrade it!"

"This book was written with the blood of thousands of people, please share the resources upstairs!"

"Give up. Becoming a disciple is not that easy. I am very pragmatic and relied on my thick skin to become a temporary catcher in the county government. I will try to become the best catcher in the world next year."

"Damn, I'm so happy, Jiuzhushan, right? Wait, I'll create a new account right away."

"I don't care, I want to be a demon cultivator. Fairies are all vegetarians. The witch ladies need me. They eat meat every day%￥*~"

[This player violated the user agreement and posted vulgar information and has been banned for thirty days]

"Great!"

"..."

Lu Bei secretly snickered. Not long after the server was launched, LSP players were still dreaming about spring and autumn. Soon they would experience the cruelty of reality. Not only did they take off their clothes, they would become mosaic, and even those words were just superficial. Guanzi, if you enter the Hehuan Sect, you will be kicked out.

As for the situation of the female account, Lu Bei said that he was just running around as a power leveling agent, so how could he understand such advanced knowledge.

In short, if it cannot be used, it cannot be used.

…

The next day, the alchemy room was in full swing.

Players complained that the hungry setting was unnecessary, so they took a few bites of the nutritious breakfast for disciples of the Ascension Sect, and then devoted their enthusiasm to earning experience through alchemy.

The nutritious meal is pickles + gruel, which is what Lu Bei means. It should not be fishy or greasy in the morning, but should be light.

Human beings are very strange creatures. They clearly yearn for freedom, but they always seek shackles for themselves. They often shout to lie down, but their bodies are curled up more than anyone else's.

There are ten alchemy rooms, with three people squatting in each room. The conditions are very difficult. Not only do the players not dislike it, they also secretly get involved.

From the beginning, it was about the shipment rate, then it was about the quality rate, and in the end, it was even betting money to see who could refine the most high-quality elixirs in an hour.

With this realization, he actually has the nerve to cultivate immortality!

Lu Bei was very sad to see that the outer disciples had gone astray and were addicted to stuff like banknotes. He knew that as the leader, he had to do something.

Lunch, pickles + porridge, steamed buns, this is what Lu Bei means. You have to eat enough at noon, and the steamed buns are enough.

After lunch, Lu Bei summoned the outer disciples to the front yard and performed the unique skill of opening eight furnaces at the same time in front of everyone.

Looking at the outer disciples whose eyes were glowing with wolf-like green light, he nodded with satisfaction. Yes, this is where the leeks should be. Quality is of no use. His transaction with the Zhu Family Trading Company was only about quantity. , high-quality finished products at one price.

As for players who can get silver by refining high-quality elixirs, but can only get copper coins by refining finished elixirs, Lu Bei said that young people should be down-to-earth. Newcomers who have just entered the industry should not always think about money. Accumulating experience is the key.

If you have experience today, you can level up tomorrow, and when you leave Novice Village the day after tomorrow, you can still earn as much money as you want.

Besides, aren’t copper coins also money?

The same goes for Zhu Kui. In the past, when I saw him selling off inferior goods, I thought he was a good businessman who was only interested in profit. I didn't expect that he would be so loyal when doing business with his brother.

Isn't this reasonable? What should we do with such good medicinal materials? This is what brothers should do?

Are you responsible for leading players astray?

It’s simply misleading!

Considering that there are always some players who like to be unique, the more they are not allowed to refine high-quality products, the more they must refine high-quality products.

Lu Bei secretly decided that when this batch of medicinal materials is finished, they will all be replaced with defective products. The transaction price between him and Zhu Kui will remain unchanged, and the difference in the price of the medicinal materials will be paid to him in silver.

Dinner, green vegetables + radish soup, this is what Lu Bei means. Eat well at night. Vegetables are rich in a variety of trace elements needed by the human body. They can not only prevent cardiovascular diseases, but also improve the body's immunity. There is nothing wrong with eating more vegetables and radish. .

The players had a fulfilling day, huddled up in the alchemy room after finishing their meal, left their tired bodies behind, and returned to the real world mentally.

The players had no objections to the food at Yuhua Sect and felt that the arrangements were okay.

There are three reasons. First, I never take it to heart. It doesn’t matter what I eat.

The second is the comparison. Other players are still exploring various places. Those who do well will join the novice village sect like them, while those who do poorly will be so hungry that they eat the King's meal and stay in the inn washing dishes.

In a worse situation, they have no worries about food and clothing, and have a fixed amount of experience in their account every day. I don't know how comfortable they are.

Third, they are beautiful and delicious. Those who are in charge of the food for the outer disciples are Hu Zhi, Hu Huan, Hu Xun, and Hu Nong. The four little girls have the same faces, with clear jade faces and eyes as bright as stars. A smile filled with energy.

Such beautiful quadruplets work hard to cook for you, and they are sweating profusely after busy work. Who can bear to complain about the bad food?

Lu Bei was startled when he saw the four little foxes that transformed into humans. When they appeared in the same frame, only Hu He could clearly tell who the sisters were. He couldn't find any difference even if he touched their bones. I quickly went down the mountain to buy new clothes and distinguished them by color.

The small figure is also particularly popular with Lu Bei. Compared with the eldest sister Hu He, who is bulging forward and backward, these four can only be said to have something.

fine.

There are already two beautiful ladies in the house, so it’s time for some playful and cute girls to spice up the monotonous style.

While being startled, Lu Bei had a series of questions floating on his forehead. Why are they both sisters, but Hu He and his sisters have completely different painting styles?

In fact, they are not sisters, but a single mother with four oil bottles, looking for the long-term meal ticket of Mr. Lu?

Looking at the slightly crowded stone table, Lu Bei was deeply puzzled. He picked up the goose legs one by one and placed them in the gold, wood, water, fire and earth bowl. He stood up and walked towards the head's bedroom.

Checking today's harvest, the Qiankun bag is filled with a few more. By the way, I'm calculating how early I can settle the tasks, and how many orders I should receive for Dashengguan next month...

On the forum, the leader of the Yuhua Sect, Lu, single-handedly suppressed the six banshees. He was very active every night, but he didn't know that the real leader's daily life was boring and boring.

She Zhang: "..."

She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that this pretty boy was even worse and more shameless.

…

On the fifth day of the open beta, the outer disciples of Yuhua Sect ushered in the rising sun full of hope.

The four little foxes went from the kitchen to the alchemy room, busy preparing food, counting the number of elixirs in the porcelain bottles, and putting them into the Qiankun bag according to category.

Hu He would either help his sister count the amount, or sweep the floor in front of the door, and politely refuse new players who came to the door. He would stop at the entrance of the underground palace three times a day, muttering that the Qiankun Bag has not yet been found.

Everything is the leader's task.

As for She Zhang, this actress has never been liked by the director. Because of her business dealings, she was thrown to the store counter by the director. The player is currently strapped for cash, her performance is zero, and she has no business at all.

"Master, it's bad, there are many people outside."

Hu He grabbed the broom and ran into the inner courtyard. Dozens of people blocked the Yuhua Gate, crying and shouting that they wanted to see the leader. If Lu Bei didn't show up, they wouldn't be able to sit down.

"Don't worry, I know everything."

Lu Bei put down his tea cup, stood up, patted his robe, and walked towards the front yard with his hands behind his back.

For five consecutive days, the Yuhua Sect refused to allow other players to enter the gate on the grounds that it was full of outer disciples. However, the thirty players who successfully advanced to Leek uploaded screenshots to the forum every night. On the personal panel, the accumulation of experience made people jealous.

Finally, the players who were born in Langyu County couldn't help it anymore. They thought a lot about their account IDs and finally created a random character near the Yuhua Gate. However, the Novice Village was full.

Isn’t this bullying?

As for the other peaks in Jiuzhu Mountain, some players have tried it. Either their families are too poor to recruit new disciples, or they lack cultivation resources, and the rewards are not worthy of carrying shoes for Sanqing Peak.

"What are you doing? It's not advisable to gather people to make trouble."

Lu Bei put his hands behind his back, looked at the player with a regular ID of No. 50, shook his head and sighed: "Quickly disperse, you disturb the purity of Sanqing Peak, Lu will have to report to the official."

Upon hearing this, the players immediately became energetic.

They are just reporting to the official, who is afraid of who, they squat in the yamen for two days and still take care of the food, and when they come out, they become good men again.

"Master, please take pity on us. We are dedicated to the Tao. We are suffering from the fact that there is no mountain gate to enter. Please ask Master to open a back door!"

"Master, if you don't agree, I will roll down the mountain from here today and prove my ambition with blood."

"I hope the master knows that I have been lonely and helpless since I was a child..."

"Master, my grandpa's surname is also Lu!"

"...

There was a commotion outside the door. When the leeks in the alchemy room heard the commotion, they walked out one by one with frowns and cold eyes.

Everyone knows that Novice Village is not rich in resources. If Lu Bei is to accept this group of people, their resources will be reduced.

I can't bear it, I can't bear it.

"Master, these people are making trouble unreasonably and shamelessly. Don't get your hands dirty. We will drive them away." Dai Eren was eager to give it a try. He heard that he had experience in field battles, so he had long wanted to find a rookie to torture him.

"How can we tolerate this group of people making noise and causing trouble in the land of Yuhua Sect? Master, just say a word and I will arrest them immediately." Zhang Deshuai took out a long bench and waited for Lu Bei to speak before he rushed into the crowd and used his cloak. Stool method.

"You guys hugged the leader's lap and didn't even give others a bite to eat. It's so shameless!"

"Bah, you obviously want to steal our jobs, but you still have the nerve to file a complaint first."

"Brothers, while they are still weak now, we are outnumbered and we are going to do their thing!"

"Fuck him...

boom! ! !

The coercion of Baodan Realm swept across, and thirty leek tigers fell down. The fifty players who had not yet entered the pit were also swaying in place, and only saw the information prompts on their personal panels.

Extremely dangerous, stay away as soon as possible.

"When I started, I told you that the most important thing for joining my Yuhua Sect is not your qualifications and talent, but your character and character. I am very saddened by your actions."

Lu Bei glanced at the thirty outer disciples with a look of hatred on his face, then looked at the fifty leeks waiting to be cut, and sighed: "That's all, the road to practice is rugged and tortuous, and the worst thing is to have no one." Lead the way, you have always been faithful to the Tao, and I will give you a chance to prove yourself. From today on, if Yuhua Sect has a mouthful of gruel, I will never starve you."

"Head..."

Fifty Leeks were deeply impressed, with admiration mixed with admiration. They gathered in crowds to challenge them, but Lu Beifei not only did not chase them away, but was also willing to tighten his belt to accommodate them.

The corners of the eyes of several delicate leeks were already red.

This kind of demeanor, even though it is a game, even though it is just an NPC, but...

Is this a Taoist cultivator, is this an expert from outside the world?

It turns out that real people who practice spiritual cultivation do exist!

"The leader is righteous!"

"The leader will fight ten tonight."

"Nonsense, it's clear that the boss will beat you a hundred times a night, and he won't fall every night!"