This is what cultivating immortals is like

Before going to the underworld, Lu Bei sent back the wings he carried with him. Except for the two palace masters Han Miaojun and Yan Xiaoshuang who stayed in the heavenly palace to accompany their master, the rest of the wings were in the human world.

At that time, Lu Bei didn't know what was happening on the Huangquan Road. He only knew that there was no news of the two invincibles Tai Su and Qi Lijing setting foot on the Huangquan Road. The road ahead was unpredictable and the possibility of disaster was greater. He didn't dare to drag them into the water together. .

Taking into account the convenience and benefits of dual cultivation, he entrusted Huang Xiao with the important task. Regardless of Huang Xiao's wishes, he set foot on the road to hell.

Not being a human being, but not completely not being a human being.

It only took half a year to return from the Huangquan Road. Lu Bei was generally satisfied, except for one thing. The Huangquan Road was opened and the Sutra of Abandonment returned to the human world.

The boat was connected by iron ropes and was stable, but when it encountered a pit, it capsized.

To be fair, without the bad mouth of abandoning the Sutra, the boat will be capsized sooner or later.

Bai Jin, for example, knew early on that his junior brother was dishonest, while Zhu Qilan, for example, knew it and didn't want to point it out.

However, they still underestimated Lu Bei. They never expected that the number of female monks who had an affair with him could not be counted on two hands.

The most outrageous thing is the Taifu. Bai Jin can't figure it out, and Zhu Qilan can't understand why the idol/sister would fall down on himself and fall into the dog food bowl of the pretty boy.

If my sister is threatened, just blink.

Lu Bei's eyes were spitting fire, and he was glaring at the abandonment. Sooner or later, the boat would capsize, and he knew it very well. Either the waves were too big, or he had gone too far. He brought the blame on himself and could not blame others.

Being overthrown abruptly is unbearable.

The Sutra of Abandonment is really not a son of man. The immortal horoscope deduces that the female cultivators who are related to him are gathered together. In addition to the two palace masters in the heavenly palace, it may also be four palace masters, as well as the banshee from the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom. Everyone, everyone who could be counted, came over to listen to the lecture.

What do you mean, Lu Bei is too plain and dark, can you just talk about it casually?

The immortal horoscope is a heavenly book. Is this how the heavenly book is used?

Also, just pull it, it doesn’t matter if you kill Lexian and Lin Buyan. Are they qualified to listen here?

Lu Bei was furious and made up his mind to pack the wings and send them to the Heavenly Palace tomorrow to prevent similar incidents from happening again.

Anyway, everything has been exposed, and if you sisters get together, the rest of your life will be like this.

It's impossible to let someone go. If you fall into his pit, it's too late to regret it now.

Lu Bei was a thick-skinned man, and there was no end to the end of the game. It was useless to kneel down one by one, so he decided to adopt a violent suppression strategy, first tying up the people, and then slowly subduing them.

But first of all, the Sutra of Abandonment went too far today. He could accept the exposure of Tai Su's identity, but Tai Su could not. When it reached the ears of Fox Two and Fox Three, family relationships became different, and it was so complicated that you can't even think about it. It made his scalp tingle.

Abandonment Jing had no consciousness and looked at Lu Bei with a smile. Yes, he did it on purpose.

"Old sect leader, you said you wanted to join forces with Lu, but you repeatedly hit Lu's bottom line. Tell me, what do you want?" Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly, thinking about the possibility of joining forces with Tai Su to kill Qi Li Jing. sex.

Selfish, arrogant, arrogant, low moral quality, taking pleasure in the pain of others, don't be an ally like this!

Being invincible for a lifetime is too troublesome. Lu Bei didn't know until today that this thing is actually a derogatory term.

Qi Li Jing laughed loudly, picked up the tea and drank it all in one gulp. Next to him, Qin Fangtian respectfully refilled his cup.

Lu Bei was furious, pointed his sword and shouted: "Go away, who are you, what are you doing here, go back and plant your land."

Qin Fangtian was so angry that he didn't dare to take a breath. He had a big fist in the world of immortality and he was not qualified to show off his seniority in front of Lu Bei. He hurriedly nodded in agreement and handed Lu Bei a cup of tea before leaving.

Young Sect Leader/First Generation Demon Emperor/Second Generation Demon Emperor, don’t be angry, drink some tea to calm down the anger.

Bang!

Because he was too playful and smiling, Lu Bei kicked him out of the hall.

Qin Fangtian is not angry, and even feels honored. The two generations of Tianjian Sect masters are all invincible. Looking at the world, who can compare with Tianjian Sect?

What, two generations of demon emperors from the Ten Thousand Demon Kingdom are also invincible?

Laughing to death, according to this theory, Tianjian Sect has four invincible people!

Qin Fangtian was very pleased with himself after being kicked by the Invincible, but only one of his legs was broken. He would have bragging rights in the future.

I didn't know whether the Immortal Sword Master or the Demon Emperor was in the same room. Qin once drank tea with them in the same room, and while they were laughing and chatting, everything they said was about the great horrors and secrets between heaven and earth.

He was defeated by a single move and lost to the Demon King. Frustrated, he returned to the fields and picked up a hoe.

Ai Li Jing was extremely happy, but when he saw Lu Bei's face full of anger, he couldn't do anything about him, and his happiness doubled.

"Young Sect Master, don't think wildly. You know best about abandoning someone. If you accidentally say something you shouldn't have said, give him another chance. Next time he will cherish his words like gold." Sutra of Abandonment solemn commitment.

Pooh!

Will you be able to believe that you are invincible next time?

Lu Bei laughed angrily, and went to ask Huang Xiao without saying anything, which time was not the last time, but the result was not one after another.

Lu Bei didn't believe a word of the lies in the Abandonment Scripture, so he directly opened the skylight and spoke frankly: "The old sect leader's hard work is just to make Lu give up his thoughts. Nine days later, he will fight to the death with Tai Su and return to the world once and for all. One body, right?”

"Not entirely so." Qi Li Jing said solemnly.

"Please advise!"

"The young sect master only knows one, but not the other. The two Taoist friends have reunited as one, and their cultivation has greatly improved, but one of them has given up on a certain goal."

Qi Li Jing raised his finger: "Moreover, it's really interesting. The young sect leader has given Qi Mou so much happiness, it's hard to control his feelings, it's hard to control his feelings!"

At this moment, the Great Heavenly Lord's face looked particularly unbeatable.

In an instant, Lu Bei was possessed by the four demon gods and two generations of demon lords. Golden light danced in his eyes, and he punched directly at the door of Qi Li Jing.

With a loud bang, Abandoned Sutra grabbed the wall and came out, smashing several hills in succession and raising countless waves and smoke.

"Hahaha----"

Qi Li Jing slowly flew out of the ruins, covering his face with a smile that did not change: "Sure enough, the liveliness of being invincible for a lifetime is not that good. Don't be upset, young sect master. Qi Mou knows that he is wrong, so he will leave now. You can stay here without seeing me off."

The monks who were leaving the scene had not yet gone far. When they saw Lu Bei punching away Ai Li Jing, they all greased their feet and ran very fast.

Lu Bei looked at this group of people and felt a headache for a moment. He had a way to seal everyone's memories. He could just raise his hand and pretend that nothing happened today, but...

The palms and backs of his hands were full of flesh, and he really couldn't put his hands down.

Stretched his legs.

Zhan Lexian and Lin Buyan, who left together, both fell down, grabbed the ground with their heads, and slid for a long time before stopping.

Before the two old father-in-laws could get up and curse, Lu Bei disappeared in a flash.

Today, the secret land of Zangqianshan is really lively. Sisters and sisters are having fun, and each person has ordinary things. Hundreds of flowers are blooming, vying for beauty.

Lu Bei:｜)!!

I didn't notice it just now, but Tu Yuan was actually there. There's no reason. You're a dog, who are you good sisters with?

Lu Bei followed for a moment and saw a group of female cultivators going to Jingshang Palace. They turned to the back door and sneaked in.

I thought that the whole house was full of spring, and the wings gathered together to study music, chess, calligraphy and painting. For the sake of him, the head of the family, they put down their pride and connected with each other.

As a result, the doors of each quiet room were locked. Not to mention studying piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, no unnecessary hello was said.

Boy, this is so plastic!

"As for Senior Sister Bai, you swore an oath back then. If Taifu had no shame and obeyed me, it would be okay for you to call her sister. Now that the opportunity has come, you should go over and hand over the tea!"

Lu Bei complained that he didn't keep his word. He walked silently to a quiet room and called his senior sister quietly.

No one responded, as did Sister She and cousin after that. Even Tu Yuan locked the door of his room and refused to respond at all.

"It's unreasonable, even the dog is ignored."

Lu Bei's secret secret was outrageous, and his senior sister, cousin, and Sister She ignored him. He could understand that he usually created a fresh and fresh character, focusing on the sincerity of love. Sometimes the character collapsed, and it was understandable that he would lose fans.

Diplomats like Bai Mao and Da Che are willing to come to the door and sell goods. He has never acted in front of the two women. Why is the door closed?

Want to join in the fun, don't want to be isolated, don't want to offend the lady before you even enter the house?

Especially Zhao Shiran, little darling, why did you learn so badly from them?

Lu Bei was heartbroken. Elder Zhao ignored the good wife and mother and insisted on learning the tricks of Lao Shizi's harem.

Reluctantly, they realized that this was clearly a multiple-choice question. They were testing themselves, thinking that it was not good to find anyone at this time. After pondering for a moment, they ordered their troops and arrived at Tu Yuan's door.

Hey, you can’t find a dog even if you are willing to fall!

Lu Bei looked disgusted, took two steps away, violently broke open the door and walked into the house.

He set a restraint, rubbed his hands and walked towards the figure in white with his back turned.

Sitting cross-legged on the ground, holding the beauty in his arms, he lowered his head and kissed her deeply.

Not kissed.

Taifu turned his head to avoid it, slapped away Lu Bei who was munching with his head down, straightened his clothes and sat across from him: "Your Majesty Taisu, please be more solemn. I already have the person I like, and I will not marry again."

Full of yin and yang, extremely spicy and ironic.

Lu Bei just pretended not to understand and rubbed his hands impatiently: "If you say that, Gu is more interested. Beauty, don't worry, Gu will not force you. Your heart does not need a second marriage, Gu only wants your person."

"..."

The Taifu rolled his eyes, his yin and yang anger was no match for his shamelessness, and he thought he was unlucky to be pulled into Lu Bei's arms.

"Beauty, why did you obey so quickly? I thought you would struggle for a while."

"Your Majesty will be invincible in the next life, how dare I ask for trouble?"

The Taifu glared at Lu Bei and said angrily: "So far, the more you talk, the more addicted you are."

This is called sentiment. There is no conflict between pure party love and role-playing!

Lu Bei didn't feel ashamed, he was probably breaking the pot, and after breaking through the realm, he became even more shameless.

The Taifu scolded: "Why did you come to me if you didn't go to their house? If it's for comfort, I know better than them how many romantic debts you have outside. When I fell in love with you, I expected to be in such a situation today. ."

Taifu's meaning is very simple. She doesn't need to be comforted. If you like someone, you have to like everything about him. Her love for pretty girls is not limited to the various advantages of the stove, but also includes the various shortcomings of little perverts.

Therefore, there is no need to comfort her, leave the good words to others.

Besides, please go faster, she doesn't want to be the target of public criticism.

It was already conspicuous, but now that Lu Bei was the first to come to her, it was even more conspicuous.

While the Taifu was saying the words of blame, he was secretly happy that Lu Bei came to her first instead of looking for others, which shows that her status is the most...

"It's great that you think so. I really saw you right."

Lu Bei patted his butt, winked and said, "It's because I know that Master Taifu has the best attitude, so I came to you first to lend a hand, arouse their jealousy, and help me break this situation."

Why don't you die!

God damn it, this kind of guy can become invincible for a lifetime, he's really blind.

The Tutor's heart turned to stone in a second, and he glared angrily at the bastard who spoke insincerely. What's wrong with saying nice things at this time? Do you really think she is stable and mature and has no thoughts of a little girl?

Lu Bei held the beauty in his arms with a playful smile, chatted with each other for a while, and said with a serious face: "I'm in trouble, please help me analyze it, sir."

The Taifu sat up after hearing this, frowned and said, "Is it Taisu? What a surprise, the first demon emperor from ten thousand years ago turned out to be the part of your soul that you lost."

A year ago, at the first point of the great change in the world, Lu Bei shattered Yinglong's ambitions, tore up the heavenly book with his own hands, and became invincible for a lifetime to avoid the way of heaven.

There were too many dangers, and he was afraid that his wings would worry him, so he omitted most of the plot and didn't say much. In addition, knowing too much is not a good thing, so he seldom mentioned it.

But the deficiency in the soul can be seen by both practitioners. The Taifu inquired and learned part of the truth, becoming one of the insiders.

"I didn't expect it to be him, the three-legged golden crow, and a foolish king. He is the same as me in every aspect. I should have thought of it a long time ago." Lu Bei shook his head and sighed. He was misled by Emperor Ji and did not go to Taiyuan at all. Element body association.

The Taifu was also in disbelief. Looking at Lu Bei who was still slightly proud, he smiled and said: "Are you very proud that with just a part of your soul, you can achieve a reputation of being invincible and still be praised by everyone after ten thousand years?"

"No, not at all."

"That stinky fox..."

"shut up!!"

Lu Bei put the Taifu's small mouth in his mouth, caught the second half of her sentence, and swallowed it into his belly with a slurp.

The smile in Taifu's eyes grew brighter, recalling the scene of Erhu Hu being arrogant and bragging that my son was invincible in the world, he couldn't help but said: "That cheap maid arrogantly scolded me and asked me to bring her tea and water. Call her mother, if she knows..."

"She won't know."

Lu Bei blinked. There was gold under the man's knees. He pushed the Taifu down and knelt down directly to ride on her. Please, just be clear in your heart. Don't spread this matter, especially don't spread it to Hu Er's ears.

Neither can Fox Three.

"Why not let her know? Everyone knows. If you continue to hide it, wouldn't it just rub salt into her wound?"

The Taifu grabbed Lu Bei's lapel and bent his invincible back with a slight hook. Looking into each other's eyes, she blew on the scent and said seductively: "The stinky fox has an elegant appearance and a plump body, and he can act well in front of others." A pure fairy who can play the role of an evil witch. Her skills are much better than mine, sir, and..."

"You've been calling her mother for several years!"

The corners of Lu Bei's eyes twitched wildly. Where did the devil's master come from? In order not to lose his seniority, he actually pushed his good sisters for many years into the fire pit.

Can this be pushed randomly?

Lu Bei turned Taifu over, held him in his arms, raised his hand and slapped him on the buttocks.

After a few words, Taifu was considered honest and no longer mentioned Hu Er. He just couldn't help laughing and couldn't help but smile at the corner of his mouth.

"This is not funny at all and it's killing me."

"Tsk, tsk, being invincible for a lifetime also has troubles!"

"You still said that!"

Lu Bei was so angry that he seemed to have found a source of happiness. He was probably suppressed too hard by Hu Er before, and once he broke out, he wanted to get it back from Lu Bei.

There is nothing wrong with a mother's debt being paid by her son.

No, she is no longer a mother.

Lu Bei looked at the Taifu whose character had collapsed and shook his head in helplessness. He blamed Hu Er for bullying others too much and not even leaving a way out for him.

After a while, the Tutor finally stopped laughing and said solemnly: "I don't have to talk about this matter, and they won't spread it randomly, but what happens to the Sutra of Abandonment depends on you."

"I know, that's what gives me a headache."

Lu Bei hugged the beauty: "You don't know, after becoming invincible, the world I came into contact with was so... pitiful!"

"pit?!"

"It's full of conspiracies and calculations. I was born late and was plotted by too many people."

Lu Bei told the story exactly as it was, including the part that was not explained in the Sutra of Abandonment. He turned around and told the Taifu that he was the Great Heavenly Lord Yuanshen I.

The Taifu's eyes were filled with brilliance. He raised his hand to caress the pretty girl's face and sighed that his vision was precise and he had found such an excellent furnace.

Good baby, you won’t suffer any loss if you recognize a few sisters.

"This is the situation. I am full of calculations. The great changes in the world have come. I am the perfect candidate for the return of the Great Heavenly Lord. The Sutra of Abandonment is a little worse than me."

Lu Bei counted on his fingers. The Demon Lord, the bloodline of the three demon gods, the Great Heavenly Lord, and the supreme power above all living beings all belong to him. No matter how he looks at it, his future is bleak.

Taifu frowned, surprised at Lu Bei's predicament: "The Sutra of Abandonment forces you and Taisu to become one. If you take a step forward, you will be a sacrifice. If you take a step back, when the Great Heavenly Lord returns, you will also be deprived of everything, both before and after. It’s a dead end.”

Lu Bei nodded repeatedly, he was in a dilemma and was really helpless.

"So, will the Great Heavenly Lord return?"

"this problem……"

Lu Bei pondered: "Although there is no direct evidence, I have this feeling that the Great Heavenly Lord is not completely dead. Since he can reincarnate the soul under the eyes of Tiandao, he must have planned the drama of his return."

In the end, Lu Bei became more and more certain that it was not just him, but also Qi Li Jing, Yun Zuo Yu, and Li all thought so.

"Then assume that the Great God will return."

The Taifu glanced at Lu Bei and raised his hand to suppress his frown: "The crisis you are facing is the same as that of Qi Li Jing and others. As long as the Great Heavenly Lord returns, they will all become sacrifices. It is nothing more than dying first." .”

"It's different. If I become the vessel of the Great Heavenly Lord, the Abandonment Sutra and the others will have time to breathe, and they can join forces with the Demon Lord and the Demon God. With so many powerful people gathered together, the Great Heavenly Lord will have no choice but to do anything."

"How sure are you?"

"My guess."

Lu Bei said truthfully: "Like the Sutra of Abandonment, he has the physical body of the Great Heavenly Lord, plus part of the heavenly book, and can completely maintain his independence, like the clouds making rain, standing in the underworld, regardless of the wind and rain in the outside world."

"Then, he was plotted by the Great Heavenly Lord little by little, and finally was eaten away to pieces?"

"..."

Seeing that Lu Bei didn't speak, Taifu smiled: "Look, once the Great Heavenly Lord returns, everyone related to him will die. You don't need to refute. After all, you and Taisu can't tolerate each other, let alone the Great Heavenly Lord, he That’s the real heaven and earth.”

"The gentleman is a great talent, and the students have learned a lesson."

Lu Bei nodded in agreement. He was in the middle of the game and couldn't see much clearly. After listening to Taifu's analysis, he found that he was really dead.

"Do you feel like you are really dead?"

"..."

No, you've seen it all.

"It's not hard to guess what you are thinking. How can you hide it from me?"

Mr. Taifu suppressed the bad student's paws that violated classroom disciplines and said in a persuasive manner: "Since death is inevitable before and after, why do you have any hesitation? Remember when you and I first met, I wanted to kill you. What did you do? ?”

"At that time..."

Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his chin: "I was thinking at that time, this old woman has a disgusting look, and she is so arrogant just because of her beauty, it is disgusting. One day, Lu will stand up and make the decision, and he will definitely press her on his crotch. She was severely humiliated, locked in an underground palace, and asked to give birth to a child for Lu, so that she would live in humiliation for the rest of her life."

Taifu: ()

So that’s what you thought.

"It's just a joke. I'm not that mean. I just want to kill those who kill. If you want to kill me, then I will kill you!"

"Yes, you did do that at that time." Taifu said angrily.

If it hadn't been for an accident, and she inadvertently had the gift of dual cultivation with Lu Bei, who felt that he could control her with this relationship, there was a high chance that his life would have been lost.

"Don't be angry. You have been humiliating me since then. Several times I walked holding on to the wall." Lu Bei smiled playfully and put his head to touch the tutor. The student sincerely asked for advice and asked the teacher to continue.

"That's it."

"So fast?!"

Lu Bei was surprised and said: "Sir, what you mean is that everyone on the left and right will die. Why don't we take a back seat and kill all the people who plotted against me?"

"This step has already been taken by the Sutra of Abandonment."

The Taifu shook his head, raised his hand and placed it on Lu Bei's chest, with his fingertips sliding down to his heart: "The predecessors paved a dead end for you and set up a trap for you to move forward step by step. They control everything, but they cannot control you. will."

"Doing the opposite?!"

Lu Bei asked and answered himself: "No, I don't know what they are thinking. If it is their plan to do the opposite, wouldn't it just come true for them?"

The Taifu smiled slightly: "Do you know what I fear you most?"

Lu Bei didn't say anything. He grabbed Taifu's hand and slowly pressed it down. The latter spat softly: "Be more serious and talk about business!"

"Yes, I'm talking about serious matters. What you are most afraid of is that I am not serious."

"No, what I'm most afraid of is that I can't guess what you will do next."

The Taifu looked at Lu Bei: "You are trapped in calculations, looking forward and backward, and have lost the enterprising spirit of the past. After becoming invincible, you have stood firm and maintained your position, and you have lost the previous hard work."

"..."

"In the past, you rolled up your sleeves and went to bed without saying a word. Now, how many times have you endured abandonment?"

"Different……"

Lu Bei smiled bitterly. He had experience in fighting before. No matter how many people came or whether they were people, he didn't care.

Now that there is no panel, it is natural to analyze the stakes and not be as reckless as before.

"So, you can be controlled now. As long as you are well prepared, they can lead you forward step by step."

The Taifu hugged Lu Bei, leaned into his ear and said, "You don't have the ability to break the chess game, so go ahead and disrupt the chess game and turn it upside down. Isn't this another way to take back the initiative?"

After waking up the dreamer, Lu Bei looked at the Tutor in surprise: "Sir, what do you mean, students shouldn't use their brains?"

After saying that, he shook his head repeatedly. When there was a panel, he couldn't use his brain. If there was no panel and he wasn't allowed to use his brain, wouldn't his brain growth be in vain?

"If you had any brains, I would definitely not fall in love with you."

"How about going up tonight?"

"..."

The Taifu was dumbfounded. As expected of him, he always had some fantastic ideas. In that case, why not go to Huo Huo to attract more people?

It can be summed up in four words - it's wrong to do something wrong.

The Taifu asked Lu Bei to return to his original state. How could he not behave as a human being in Wu Zhou? How could he continue to be a human being in the future? He had no choice. The only way to gain a chance of survival was to become chaotic.

It doesn't matter if you don't succeed, if you try hard and work hard, everyone will die together without any regrets.

Lu Bei said that he had learned a lesson. The Tutor's path may not be the right one, but it would definitely be better than hesitating on the spot.

Thinking of this, the bad student raised his hand to unbuckle his husband's belt, wanting to spend hundreds of millions of his wealth to repay his kindness.

The Taifu's heart trembled. She felt that the relationship between the two would take a further step tonight. She slowly closed her eyes, looking forward to it, but also afraid that if the news spread, it would cause the displeasure of all the sisters.

Eating alone is a big taboo, especially at this juncture today. If you are labeled as disunited, your sister will not be able to fool you with a few cups of tea.

"Sir, how many facial masks should I apply tonight?"

"..."

Sure enough, this guy is still so annoying.

The Taifu opened her eyes coldly, her cheeks were red and glowing. She pushed Lu Bei down on the couch with both hands, sheathed her sword, and looked for bees and butterflies in a paradise.

The cold light shines through the cold clouds, and the ice palace folds and leaves traces of snow.

Don't blame the flowers in the south garden for flying, the lonely mountain will accompany you in the morning.

————

Ignore the process and only look at the results. If you are invincible, you will truly be invincible.

Lu Bei poked his head around and saw the Tutor putting away a crumpled white scarf. He thought to himself that it was him indeed. His painting skills were exquisite and he could paint the plum blossoms in the snow so lifelike.

He put his arms around Xiang's shoulders and looked at the charming woman between Taifu's brows. He was full of energy and a few heroic words came to his mind. The words immediately changed their taste when they came to his mouth: "Sir, what did the student say? You can't do anything." Look at you, you have to refuse to listen, you have to be brave, you have to live and die and you can't handle it, and you make everyone lose face."

The Taifu rolled her eyes at him and raised her hand to point outside the room. She had already used the things. She could only say that her skills were not in vain. Now that she was better, she should go out and continue to practice her skills.

How could Lu Bei leave? What was the difference between leaving at this time and being like an animal? He was holding a beautiful woman in his arms, saying sweet words, and trying his best to make her happy.

The Taifu narrowed his eyes slightly, feeling a little happy for the time being, and blamed: "Such a big thing happened, and you don't go to them to explain it, but you just stay in my house. How will I get along with you in the future?"

Lu Bei chuckled: "I can't help it. Who makes you Mr. Taifu? You have the highest status here. You have been aggrieved. When my husband gets through the difficulties, I will secretly give you extra meals in the future."

It’s true that Qi Li Jing didn’t go to the Heavenly Palace, and when the two palace masters hadn’t arrived, Bai Jin, She Zhang and others had to call Taifu “senior” in terms of seniority, especially Zhu Qilan and Zhao Shiran, who were brought out by Taifu. student.

Zhu Xiushi is of the same generation, and there is no trouble from Lu Bei. She, Taifu, and Hu Er are good sisters during Wu Zhou's Tribulation Period...

Wait a minute, why is Zhu Xiushi here?

Lu Bei tilted his head. How could this be reasonable? The surname Qi was a random sign of a mandarin duck. This was a good friend whom he praised as a disciple. We would never see each other again. How embarrassing it would be to practice dual cultivation!

The Taifu sneered to herself. She didn't mind doing Lu Bei a favor. Anyway, now that things have happened, she has long lost her majesty in front of the juniors. If you have more debts, you don't have to worry. If you have more lice, you won't be itchy. The more you work, the more you will get. valid reason.

But the Lu family is really not spacious and can't accommodate more people waiting.

She raised her hand to grasp the vital point: "Tell me the truth, are all the women you have had relationships with here?"

"..."

"Humph, full of lies!"

No, sister, I haven’t said anything yet!

Lu Bei looked aggrieved. He put his head out to ask for comfort but was swatted away ruthlessly. He didn't say anything, and the Tutor spoke again: "Yes, you are the Demon Emperor, two generations of Demon Emperors, three thousand beauties in the harem, and I don't know how many demon girls are looking forward to it." Pan, waiting for their Majesty to come!"

"What does it smell like? It's sour. I'm afraid it's all drifted to the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters."

Lu Bei continued to be beaten, and he said something gibberish and told the truth: "Don't say such stupid things. If you don't believe me, you must at least believe in the Sutra of Abandonment. He didn't recruit three thousand beauties, which means I am in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Monsters." You keep yourself clean and you are not the kind of pervert who shows mercy everywhere."

Lu Bei was very confident, and it didn't matter if he replaced '忄' with 'rice'. He didn't mess around, and he felt no regrets.

"Your Majesty Tai An, do you dare to say that in front of the Demon Queen?"

The Taifu laughed angrily, saying that even if he doesn't believe it, he still believes in and abandons the scriptures. Is this human talk?

"Ah this..."

Lu Bei blinked. The Taifu's smell of gunpowder was so strong tonight. Even though he had given up his body, he still refused to let him go, seizing the opportunity to pursue him and beat him fiercely.

It's all his fault for abandoning the scriptures. He's a bastard that people hate and dogs hate. Sooner or later, this great virtue will have to take revenge.

Lu Bei thought for a while, it was a good idea to abandon his destiny and be single without leaving a thousand-year-old swordsman girl, otherwise he would identify this old father-in-law.

"Tell me, how many demon kingdoms are there? Can you count them if I give you another hand?"

Hard to say!

Lu Bei frowned. First of all, there must be a place for the little yellow croaker, and secondly, the phoenix...

He was talking about Gu Mi, who has the blood of the phoenix, and the earth bird mount is loyal, and there is hard work without credit, and the seal has been stamped, so there is no reason to throw it away now.

There are also two vixen maids, who are considerate and have won the emperor's heart. They will do whatever they ask. They will become great talents in the future. How can you say that you don't want them?

There is also the mirage dragon named Mirage, who is now known as the imperial concubine. She is very skilled in the magical power of turning reality into reality. He may not be able to use it, but it would be a pity to throw it away. It is good to keep it for eyesight.

"How many are there? You tell me!"

"Don't worry, it's still counting."

"..."

The Taifu lost his mind due to love, and it was difficult to maintain the iceberg character. He raised his hand and touched Lu Bei's chest, showing the majesty of a master, and said angrily: "You'd better be more honest in the future, otherwise, I should go talk to Hu Er. ."

"No, you won't." Lu Bei shook his head. He believed that Taifu was not that kind of person.

"Maybe I won't do it to you, but it's hard to say to Hu Er."

The Taifu raised the student's chin: "She is not very friendly to me. She takes advantage of her seniority and bosses around when she gets the chance. I don't care about her for your sake. But you also know that the Hu family is a bitch. Everyone is unreasonable, and the more I give in, the more arrogant she becomes. If this continues, what should I do?"

Good guy, this is a serious drama about cultivating immortality, what kind of relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are you playing!

Lu Bei never expected that even though he was invincible, he would be subject to the discord between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

"Hey, Qing'er, you're a sensible person. Why are you arguing with an old witch? You've lost all your worth."

Lu Bei put on a flattering smile: "How about this? In the future, the grievances you suffer from her will be ten times, no, a hundred times retaliated on me. I am not afraid, I just like you to bully me."

Bah, you are mean!

The Taifu sighed and said gloomily: "But I don't like the arrogant demeanor of the stinky fox. Since you are too plain, why don't you go with the flow and let her be my sister?"

"No, absolutely not!"

Lu Bei resolutely pointed at his eyes: "Did you see it, my filial son, I can rely on you for everything else, but this is an absolute no-no."

Seeing that Lu Bei was adamant and had no leeway, Taifu had to agree, but she had one request. In the past, the fight was too fierce, and Hu Er would not let anyone let her go. If there is a conflict in the future, Lu Bei must stand unconditionally. On her side.

"Okay, okay, it's all up to you."

Lu Bei nodded repeatedly and hugged the beauty. It was late at night and it was time to rest.

"You, don't move..."

"A farewell is better than a wedding. We have a cup of tea to drink. How can I calm down?"

"..."

Where do you come from with all these bastard words?

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The next day, Lu Bei packed up his clothes and walked out of the quiet room. He was surprised when he went to the palace, just like last night, the door was closed, and he didn't even have the wings to prepare breakfast to reward him for his hard work all night.

Only the chill in the air was stronger. It was actually colder in broad daylight than at night, and there was frost at the door.

Lu Bei learned the lesson from before, waved his hand and swept away Jingshang Palace, then used apples to trick five little foxes, and stepped out to the revamped Heavenly Palace.

After the shocking battle, Yinglong left a ruined Xuanzun Heavenly Palace to Lu Bei. He was too lazy to repair it. In addition, the place was marked by Lu Nan, so he simply sealed it and threw it directly to the Western Sect.

To deal with the devil, you still have to rely on Er Wu Zai's Buddhist magical powers.

As a result, Lu Bei only had Emperor Ji's Jade Emperor Palace in his hands. His three-legged Golden Crow returned to the past, and Emperor Ji's Jade Emperor clone actually went to the future.

The Jade Emperor's Heavenly Palace has no owner, and the tower near the water in Lubei gets the moon first, seizing the right to own this place.

At present, the Jade Emperor's Palace is managed by Han Suyan and Xie Yunling. According to the principle of nepotism and avoiding talents, two people of your own are definitely more trustworthy than strangers.

Seeing Lu Bei's arrival, the two palace masters stepped forward and saluted. To show their trust, Lu Bei handed over the Xuan Zun Shinto Directory to the two of them, crossed out their names, and returned them free.

The two palace masters reciprocated their love and found Lu Bei Yuan Shen Dual Cultivator that night. They had no other intentions and just went along with them to build a foundation of trust.

When it comes to trading, Lu Bei knows this very well. He keeps doing it so often that the word "easy" disappears.

Lu Bei put Jingshang Palace down, pointed a finger between his eyebrows, and extracted the Xiantian Qi and Yuanshi Shangqi. The two spiritual Qi were entangled, manifesting the color of Yin and Yang swimming fish.

He threw the Yin-Yang Diagram out and landed in front of the gate of Jingshang Palace, turning into a white and black spiritual spring.

After finishing these tasks, he kicked open the door of Tu Yuan's quiet room, took the dog leg out by the back collar.

"That's unreasonable. Why are you joining in the fun here!"

Lu Bei was furious, worried that Sister Tu Yuan's shape was too in line with his aesthetics. He made her 1.2 meters tall and the collar made it easier to lift up.

Tu Yuan watched eagerly as the Heavenly Palace disappeared before his eyes, her spiritual energy was gone, and her immortality was gone. Just because she didn't sleep secretly, he found a beautiful figure beside Lu Bei in a depressed mood.

She has a tall figure, bulging front and back, and a coquettish face that makes her look like a hostess.

She blinked her eyes, stepped forward with a sweet voice, and chatted for a few words. When she learned that he was a mount, she immediately turned her back and refused to recognize him.

What the hell, it turned out to be a thing to be ridden, and its status was worse than that of a dog. It wasted her half-day expression.

They were also tools, and Tu Yuan immediately felt a sense of superiority.

Bang!

Lu Bei punched the dog, feeling deeply embarrassed. If the dog hadn't been so loyal, he would have broken the dog's legs long ago.

"My lord, where are we going?"

Tu Yuan asked curiously, relying on the power of humans, he felt that the world could be conquered.

"In the underworld, I left something very important there."

The golden light danced in Lu Bei's eyes. He acted like a fool. It's embarrassing to say that he acted like a faint king.

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