This is what cultivating immortals is like

After hearing Lu Bei's threatening words, She Zhang held the knife with an expressionless face, unmoved like a real dead soldier.

got used to.

He was repeatedly threatened by Lu Bei, and even if he knew this man, he would show off his power, and it would be useless to give him a chance.

She Yan knew Lu Bei very well, but Zhu Shiqi didn't know that. When he heard that Lu Bei had an appointment with his wife tonight, his face turned green with anger. He trembled and pointed his sword into a sword, and angrily said: "Master Ding, you are Xuanyin Secretary Qingwei, a member of the imperial court. A good general should be serving His Majesty to find out the facts of the case, so how can he take advantage of others' danger by using his power?"

"Master Zhu misunderstood. It was actually Madam who kindly invited me. Ding couldn't bear it when he saw her staying alone in the empty room, lonely and cold, so he agreed to spend the night with her tonight. This is a kind deed, not taking advantage of others' danger."

Lu Bei defended his character, but seeing Zhu Shiqiao getting even more angry, he chuckled: "Besides, whether Ding will do evil tonight and abandon his wife like a piece of grass, or do good and treat his wife like the apple of his eye, isn't it all up to Mr. Zhu to decide? ?”

Zhu Shizhen's face turned pale when he heard this. He picked up the wine on the table and drank it down. After a while, he sat slumped on the stool and said bitterly: "Your Excellency, you are too worried. The prisoner was not threatened by anyone, and he had no last resort. Raising Gu System Those who kill insects are criminals, and those who kill colleagues are also criminals. I am ashamed of the emperor's kindness and am willing to plead guilty and obey the law."

"If you say so, Ding can only discuss the case in detail with his wife tonight."

Lu Bei narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his hand and patted the table to call Mr. Wang who was outside the room, and dragged Zhu Shiqiao directly out of the door regardless of his pleading.

"What, the case should be settled, right?"

She Yan frowned and said: "This man behaves naturally and does not deliberately act like lying. Coupled with the pressure you put on him, he should be telling the truth."

"Let's not talk about it for now. Sit down and eat. Only when you are full can you have the strength to work." Lu Bei took the embroidery knife and put it on the table, and asked She Zhang to sit down and eat quickly.

"What work?"

She Zhang was very puzzled and didn't move her chopsticks much after sitting down.

The innate state is extraordinary and refined, and the spiritual energy in the body forms a self-circulating cycle. It collects the essence of the sun and the moon, and the spiritual energy of heaven and earth to fill the belly. Using energy instead of food, one foot is firmly on the threshold of immortality.

Commonly known as Bigu.

As for how awesome it is...

Let's put it this way, a little fairy who has reached this level can proudly pat her chest and refute the bad guys. Don't talk about pinching or spraying. Not only does this fairy not have to poop, her farts are all pink.

"Sister She, you know that I am known to keep my word. Since I promised my wife, even if there is a dragon's pond and a tiger's den tonight, I still have to keep the appointment." Lu Bei quickly picked up the rice and said very proudly.

"Are you serious?"

"Cao can go, and so can I."

"Who is Cao?"

She Zhang was confused, but still didn't believe it, and suddenly realized: "I know, the real culprit is Madam. The county magistrate loves her so much that he is willing to give up his future to take the blame for her."

"Stop showing off your IQ. You spend all your time in love. You are no longer a young girl in love. Can't you think of something else?"

"I don't……"

She Yan blushed and argued a few words in a low voice. They were all about the vicissitudes of life and the words praising the deep love between husband and wife, which made Lu Bei shake his head repeatedly.

A woman who used to be so smart, her IQ plummeted as soon as she talked about love.

It may also be that you have entered the innate realm, drifted away, and feel that you can solve the problem with your fists, and you are too lazy to use your brain.

Lu Bei put down the bowl and chopsticks, stood up, patted his belly, and stuffed the embroidery knife into She Zhang's arms: "Change into clothes, and I will go with you to Madam's house. If nothing happens, we will spend the night there tonight."

"You follow me?"

"yes!"

Lu Bei clapped his hands and said matter-of-factly: "I'm known for keeping my word, and I'm also known for not being flirtatious with women. I take care of both. Tonight, you disguise yourself as me. Let's change our identities and take on a humble position. Stand at the door and look out for the adults."

So that's it.

She Yan nodded secretly. Sure enough, just as she expected, this person was useless even if he was given a chance.

The two of them exchanged clothes in the room, and She Yan disguised herself as Lu Bei. Her height and body shape could not be changed, and the brocade-patterned black robe seemed a bit cumbersome. Fortunately, her long legs were an advantage, and the clothes rack could support various styles, even when walking at night. Enough to get by.

Turning around, she saw that Lu Bei had already finished his disguise, and She Yan touched his face in confusion.

There was no trace of the interface of the human skin mask on the cold dead face. Looking at Lu Bei's bulging chest, he subconsciously raised his hand to grab it.

"you you you……"

She Yan took a few steps back in shock. The tentacles were hard but soft at the same time. They felt the same as when she wrapped the cloth around them. It was by no means as simple as an ordinary disguise.

"What are you doing? It's me who got attacked on the chest, okay?"

Lu Bei rolled his eyes at She Zhang angrily, raised his hand to support the burden on his chest, and cast a sympathetic look: "To be honest, I have worked hard for you these past years."

She Yan didn't know what to say, and the corner of her mouth twitched: "What kind of spell did you use? When you were disguised before..."

"It's not important. You won't be able to learn it even if I tell you. Just study on your snake shedding and disguise."

Lu Bei interrupted, frowning and circling around the big-breasted brother, and commented: "Yes, he has a great heart and has my majestic demeanor, but his waist is too thin. Put something in there to fill it up."

"Did you fill that in too?"

She Yan was so stubborn that if she hadn't seen Lu Bei's passionate side, she would have doubted his true gender.

Lu Bei raised his eyebrows and smiled mischievously: "I'm so curious, why don't I untie it and show it to you?"

"No, I'm afraid of nightmares." She Zhang raised his hand to his forehead, untied his belt and stuffed a few books into it.

"You're welcome. It's not someone else's. If you're familiar with it, please comment and see if my transformation technique is real..."

"Shut up!"

…

After dusk, Lu Bei and She Zhang, who had exchanged identities, left the county government office. Before going out, they walked around the backyard where Zhu Shiqi was imprisoned. They ordered five dead men to guard him closely. Without orders, no one was allowed to meet Zhu Shiqi tonight. .

Amidst angry curses, Lu Bei, who was carrying a lantern with a dead face, opened the way, and behind him was She Yan, who looked like a lecher.

Not to mention, a skinny camel is bigger than a horse. Even though her IQ has dropped seriously recently, her acting skills are still top-notch. When she met Zhu Shiqiao, her smile that seemed to be absent was three parts proud, three parts contemptuous, and four parts ready to move. The villain who uses power for personal gain was played so penetratingly that Lu Bei almost couldn't help but want to punch her.

"Sister She, your acting skills are so good, I almost drew a knife at that time."

"I learned from someone." Recalling the past, She Zhang sighed sadly.

"Who is it?"

Lu Bei tightened the handle of the knife: "Tell me and I will kill him."

"That man threatened me with the source of my bloodline and forced me to make a blood oath. I still can't forget that ugly face." She Yan said quietly, looking intently at Lu Bei, waiting for him to avenge her.

"It's really abominable."

Lu Bei spat with the same enemy, and then comforted him: "Sister She, look at it, the days ahead will be long, I advise you to accept your fate."

If I didn't accept my fate, I would have perished with you!

She Yan spoke with hatred in her heart and said bluntly: "Since you think the county magistrate and his wife are unjust, why do you go to all the trouble to act for whom?"

"I don't know, but as long as someone is watching, there must be something wrong with that person."

Lu Bei concluded that he was a veteran in the workplace and was good at fishing. He had no theoretical knowledge or professional experience in investigating crimes. To find the real culprit, he could only use surprise and take a path that no one else had taken.

It doesn't matter if it's crooked or not. As the saying goes, the one who can catch mice must be a black cat.

"Are you going too far? The county magistrate and his wife have a deep relationship and you are humiliating him like this..."

"I gave him a chance. Besides, he's not without any suspicion."

Lu Bei had no regrets. The four dead County Magistrate, Chief Secretary, County Lieutenant, and Chief Catcher were all powerful people in Langwu County. Especially the Chief Secretary, commonly known as Master, was the confidant of County Governor Zhu Shiqiu. Others It can be said that only Master died due to political disagreements.

Lu Bei concluded that these people must have sensed some secret, which led to their murders one by one. As the head of a county, Zhu Shiqiu must have known something.

He's just a tough-talking duck, but can he be tougher than Leader Lu?

Madam, tonight's party, see you tomorrow night, continue the night after, one month later...

Congratulations to Mr. Zhu, your wife is happy!

There is a saying that even the leader can't bear the good news. If Zhu Shiqian still has some blood, he will definitely break the defense on the spot.

Thinking of this, Lu Bei's mind jumped and he came up with another plan. He would tell Zhu Shiqian tomorrow that he had not returned home for half a year and that his wife was already three months pregnant.

"And one more thing……"

She Zhang struggled for a moment and whispered: "I pretend to be you and go to the appointment. If Madam believes it is true, what should I do?"

"Just follow her."

Lu Bei shrugged. It was just acting anyway. As soon as the door was closed, he howled at the top of his lungs. Who knows what was going on inside.

You put it lightly!

She Zhang gritted her teeth and said after a while: "Madam, I've been through this before. If I... only know a little bit about it, the secret will definitely be revealed."

"I'm careless. I was just busy eating and forgot about this. We should practice it in practice while changing clothes."

Lu Bei stamped his feet repeatedly, feeling annoyed. At the moment when She Zhang held the knife with a cold face, he hurriedly took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms: "This packet of 'Fairy Don't Stop' is for you. Take a chance and put it in Madam's tea until the medicine takes effect." Get up, you hide yourself, and she will go find Mr. Jiao by herself."

"Go away, stay away from me, don't get close to me."

She Zhang pushed Lu Bei's hand away. She heard it was not a good thing and didn't want to touch it.

"Sister She, I know you dislike it, so why don't I."

Lu Bei looked embarrassed: "But you can't do this and you can't do that. If you don't refuse to do the most difficult thing, you will be the only woman who has divorced her husband many times tonight."

"What's the explanation?"

"All previous efforts were wasted."

"..."

She Zhang rolled her eyes, too lazy to talk to Lu Bei, lowered her head and quickened her pace.

Lu Bei sighed and secretly thought that the old sister was strong on the outside but not as shameless as him. He caught up and said, "That's good. I won't embarrass you. Tonight, you and your wife will only talk about love and romance, not about life. Act as a A pervert who is romantic but not obscene.”

"What's the meaning?"

"Only touch your hands, don't take off your clothes. A sexy pervert pays attention to things slowly and slowly. If the person wants it, the heart also wants it."

"Lu, how do you know so much?" She Zhang's face changed slightly.

"I often go to Sijing Peak to catch geese, and I always hear Master Ding brag about his glorious deeds. It's natural to understand if you are familiar with it." Lu Bei spread his hands and felt helpless.

"People named Ding are not good people. Don't go to Sijing Peak anymore. Let's raise our own geese."

"Well, it's up to you."