This is what cultivating immortals is like

Lu Bei invited Huang Xiao to jointly paint a painting of "Little Yellow Croaker in the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons". The painting was originally scheduled to be delivered in three days, but he never thought that the distinguished guest would show up uninvited and the painting would end early.

I owe it now and will continue painting another day.

Huang Xiao: (_)

Lu Bei patted his butt and stepped away, dividing the space with his five fingers, and called the guests waiting outside the Nantian Gate to Da Luotian.

Looking at the immortal horoscope that hung high in the sky, which is now the Book of Heaven, Ji Chang felt so complicated that he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Out of courtesy to his guests, Lu Bei waited for a long time, then put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "What's wrong, Xiao Ji, do you feel sour in your heart?"

"..."

"You don't need to explain, I understand. If you look at it more, you'll feel better once you get used to it."

"..."

Ji Chang was silent. He didn't care. He mainly felt sorry for Yinglong. The latter had worked hard for thousands of years and everything he had dreamed of getting was all owned by Lu Bei by accident.

Fortunately, Ying Long was already dead and could not see Lu Bei's angry face, otherwise this scene would be so cruel.

"The Human Emperor has met the Great Heavenly Lord."

"That's wrong. You are not the Human Emperor, and Lu is not the Great Heavenly Lord. At most, you are a Heavenly Emperor, which is far from the Great Heavenly Lord." Lu Bei waved his hand, saying something like a Great Heavenly Lord sounds unfavorable, but the Heavenly Emperor is more agreeable.

Ji Chang nodded, changed his name to Lu Bei as the Heavenly Emperor, and took up the topic and continued: "There is a Heavenly Emperor in heaven, a ghost emperor in Huangquan, and there should be a human emperor in the world. Chang came here today to ask for a charter from the Heavenly Emperor. Worshiping heaven and earth will lead to becoming emperor."

"Xiao Ji is interested, but although Lu is the Emperor of Heaven, he theoretically has no authority to interfere in the human world. Have you gone to the wrong place?"

"Why should the Emperor of Heaven ask questions knowingly?"

Ji Chang shook his head slightly. Theory is theory and reality is reality. If he wants to sit on the throne safely, he must have Lu Bei nod and agree, otherwise his brother's throne will not last long.

Just like the Ghost Emperor of Huangquan, who is obedient and obedient, Huangquan is his one-third-acre land. If he refuses to obey the instructions at all, the Emperor of Heaven should consider changing to another person to talk things over.

The reality is so cruel.

The first level of official rank is overwhelming, Lu Bei is the Emperor of Heaven, the highest official, and the Great Heavenly Lord has not returned yet, so he has the final say in the personnel arrangements in the three realms.

Unless your fist is bigger than the Emperor of Heaven, like the Sutra of Abandonment, you travel all over the world with storytellers to please the Emperor of Heaven, but in the end, the Emperor of Heaven turns a blind eye and can do nothing about it.

"It's not that I ask questions knowingly, but because Lu is the emperor of heaven, his body and mind should be in line with the will of the people. Who is the human emperor? It involves too much cause and effect. Lu doesn't want to randomly assign all the cause and effect to himself."

Lu Bei said with a serious face: "What if I choose a foolish king, a bastard like Taisu from the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom, and Lu becomes a complicit person, how can I have the nerve to say that I agree with public opinion in the future? Xiaoji, do you think this is true?"

Stop acting, it's already spread, you are the first generation Demon King!

Ji Chang knew what Lu Bei was thinking, so he could only say: "Chang is the human emperor, and all the cause and effect are in Daxia. Now there is only an edict from the Emperor of Heaven, that's all."

"There is no edict, only a verbal agreement."

"Can."

"Great kindness."

Seeing Ji Chang's decisiveness and straightforwardness, Lu Bei nodded happily and said to the honest man: "Since you are willing to bear the cause and effect, Lu will make it easier for you, but the ugly words are ahead. To rebuild the human race, Daxia must not start a war and hurt the people. Those dogs You can chop off as many of the emperor's heads as you like. The grudges of the upper class are limited to the upper class, and do not affect the innocent people at the bottom."

Ji Chang breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this, fearing that Lu Beilai would not use force and would rely on benevolence to unify the entire human race.

The change was limited to the upper echelons, which sounded unreasonable, but under the absolute force of oppression in the world of immortality, it actually became reasonable, and it coincided with his ideas.

"You can bleed, but you can't bleed too much. Xiao Ji, you are a smart emperor and you should know what the standards are." Lu Bei reminded again, and then asked Ji Chang how to rebuild Daxia's governance system.

Unsurprisingly, in Ji Chang's plan, the future of Daxia will still be divided into feudal princes and royal families, and the royal families of various countries will be reduced to the royal family and collectively pay tribute to Daxia as ministers.

This was true in Daxia ten thousand years ago, and it will be true ten thousand years later. This is related to the general background of the world of immortality. The royal family is regarded as a family of immortality, and everything becomes logical.

"Sounds good, but..."

Lu Bei waved his hand and opened the cloud map of the Nine Provinces in front of him, and said nothing for a long time.

The position of the Emperor of Heaven has not yet been warmed up, and the Emperor of Heaven's tone is very precise. He does not say that he is at the top, but he is definitely in the room. It makes Ji Chang feel helpless when he has nowhere to vent his anger.

If you want benefits, just say so, but you still have to ask for help. Do you have to ask three or five times before you reluctantly agree?

Once upon a time, during the Human Race Holy Land Ceremony, he didn't say a word, and Lu Bei had to apologize obediently.

Thinking about Ying Long, Ji Chang immediately lost his temper. He clasped his fists and said respectfully: "I don't know what the Emperor of Heaven has to say, but how could Chang not think carefully?"

"The Human Emperor is overly worried and cannot give advice. He has some immature suggestions. I wonder if the Human Emperor is willing to adopt them?"

"Please ask the Emperor of Heaven to correct me."

"Here, here, and here..."

Lu Bei waved his hand and drew several circles, marking several private territories: "Although the Lion and Camel Kingdom is in the human territory, it is actually owned by the Ten Thousand Monster Kingdom. Please be patient. There is a Western religion in the far west. In the future, we must If it becomes a general trend, I would like to advise the emperor not to be ignorant and offend the abbot, and everyone will suffer bad consequences."

"Then there are Wuzhou, Xiongchu, Xuanlong, and the twenty-three small kingdoms in the north. In his early years, I fell into the evil trap. I was blinded by beauty for a while, and I was related by marriage to the three kingdoms. I asked the emperor to give me a favor. A bit of thin noodles, take care of these three countries."

When Ji Chang heard that Lu Bei's appetite was so small, Ji Chang was afraid that he would regret it. Even if he wanted to nod in agreement, he was an old monster who was good at calculations. His face showed hesitation. Why? "Chang is stupid, please tell me how to take care of him," he said. What kind of care is needed?"

"The twenty-three kingdoms in the north belong to Wuzhou, Xiongchu, and Xuanlong. The three kingdoms can claim vassalage to Daxia, but they do not need to pay tribute and worship. They retain the country's title. They have the final say on the iteration of the royal family and internal affairs."

Lu Bei smiled and said: "The Human Emperor does not need to feel embarrassed. If you feel that it is difficult to save face, the Three Kingdoms will set up the Temple of Heaven and it will be owned by the Emperor of Heaven. You will only pay tribute to the Emperor of Heaven."

"As it should be!"

Ji Chang said solemnly that some flaws would not affect the overall situation. As long as the human race was nominally unified into Daxia, it would be within his acceptable range.

The slight flaw refers to Xuanlong. Baimao of the Zhao family comes from the same family as him. His ancestors went back tens of thousands of years and were the royal princes of the ancient country of Daxia who lived abroad.

This is also the fundamental reason why the Zhao family has inherited white hair from generation to generation. The ancestors have extraordinary blood, and only they pollute others. It is extremely difficult for others to dye them black.

Closer to home, in this corner of Xuanlong, people have been poor for generations. Ji Chang doesn’t think that the Zhao family can threaten him, and now he has no energy to take care of the Zhao family. So he packaged it with Xiong Chu and Wu Yiyi and gave it to Lu Bei, but he thought about it. He had something on his mind.

He is a small character, nothing to worry about. Bai Mao's energy has been determined. He can be the leader of a country, but he cannot become the emperor of the human race.

Ji Chang had never considered the Kingdom of Ten Thousand Demons and the Kingdom of Lions and Camels. They were the territories of two generations of demon emperors, and both generations of demon emperors were emperors of heaven. Smart people knew how to choose.

As for the far west...

The third incarnation, Kunlun Immortal, repeatedly reiterated that the Western religion will make great achievements in the future and send one incarnation to be ordained and become a monk. Even if everything is lost, there will still be a son who can settle down and live a happy life.

Ji Chang counted his only six remaining incarnations. The original human emperor could not be moved, the second incarnation of the Jade Emperor was missing, the third incarnation was bound to the Kunlun Mountains, the fourth incarnation fell into the underworld, and the fifth and sixth incarnations were humane. Soldiers, sages and sages are like carrots and pitfalls, but there is no suitable monk.

It stands to reason that Yinglong is dead, Lu Bei has become the Emperor of Heaven, and his return to the fairyland is irreversible. The Jade Emperor II has no use for him, so he is most suitable to escape into Buddhism.

Secondly, the Jifa in the fourth life, the underworld road plan failed, Yun Zuoyu is first come, first served, and the latecomers can only be reduced to tools. There is little meaning in continuing to stay in the underworld world, and it is also suitable to be sent to the West to teach.

Unfortunately, there are two useless incarnations. One travels through time and space to the future, and the other is detained in the underworld and cannot return to the human world. The rest of the incarnations are closely related to human nature. After counting, I can't pick out a suitable one.

Ji Changming knew that the Western religion had a great opportunity, but he could only stare blankly, blaming it on his own bad luck. There are too many calculations, the first few people have vital interests, and the three incarnations used to ward off disasters and die are all lost in Taisu Wujitian.

He wondered when he looked at Lu Bei and saw that he was traveling through the vortex of time and space. Why could Lu Bei's demon body go back to the past and become the first generation invincible demon king, but his whereabouts are still unknown?

Calculating?

That's not depressing anymore.

Lu Bei made a verbal promise to Ji Chang, reaping the benefits without having to bear the consequences, and watched the other party leave happily.

The second juncture of the Great Change of Heaven and Earth, Daxia is about to return, and the world is ushering in new changes.

Good thing!

Sleepy meets pillow, just what he wants.

White light danced in Lu Bei's eyes as he looked at the list of gods and the divine whip standing quietly in the immortal life chart. Ignoring the mysterious and unknown Great Heavenly Lord, he had already targeted several invincibles.

"The advantage is mine!"

"Best regards, Emperor of Heaven!"

Lu Bei waved his hands and planted a flag. He had a great advantage and felt at ease.

He opened the space with one hand and summoned the wings of Zhu Qilan, Zhao Wuyou, and Gu Xinli, telling Daxia that Daxia was about to be rebuilt and that Emperor Ji would make big moves.

The three kingdoms of Wuzhou, Xuanlong, and Xiongchu were owned by him and were nominally vassal states of Daxia. He asked the three beauties to return to their respective kingdoms and inform each clan to handle them properly.

Without discussion, he declared directly that neither he nor Ji Chang had the ability to resist in the Three Kingdoms.

You have to obey even if you don’t obey.

The three beauties had complicated expressions, especially Zhu Qilan. The eldest princess had grown up watching Lu Bei, and she had long believed that he had the potential to be invincible and would become the second generation of immortal sword masters after the Abandonment Scripture.

As a result, the Immortal Sword Master didn't see it and saw a first-generation Demon King.

That’s outrageous!

"What's wrong, why does my cousin look at me like this? Am I handsome again?" Lu Bei raised his hand and touched his face, looking a little shy.

It smells right, it's a dead ghost.

Zhu Qilan snorted coldly, saying that the practice had reached a critical moment, and asked Lu Bei to leave the errands to that person. Her surname was also Zhu, and she was also the eldest princess. She also had a share in Wu Zhou's change of dynasty.

This sourness has no grace at all, and she still has to call you sister!

Lu Bei nodded and agreed, secretly saying that today's shame would be repaid a hundredfold in the future, and sooner or later she would know what it felt like to be dehydrated.

There is also the Sutra of Abandonment. It’s all because of this bastard’s nonsense.

Zhu Qilan was full of resentment. Lu Bei didn't blame her. Her cousin had always been very sensible. The blame was that he had set up a professional and straight man image in his early years. He had been deceived for so long and had been given any position. It was natural for him to lose his temper.

When the camera turned, Zhu Xiushi looked confused. When he learned that he needed to send a message to the lower world, he immediately became nervous.

Zhu Xiushi: Brother, you have crossed the line. Let that person go. She is more qualified than me.

Lu Bei: Give your brother a hand, and we will pay off our debts together in the future.

This excuse is reasonable and promising.

Zhu Xiushi was worried that Lu Bei had no excuse. When he saw that Lu Bei had made one up, he was secretly happy. He tried to shirk it over and over again, but he couldn't help it and had to agree.

After that came Baimao and Dache. The two diplomats came back with a mission. Now Emperor Ji wants to rebuild the glory of the ancient country of Daxia. Xuanlong and Xiongchu can keep the title of the country and the inheritance of the royal family. After all, they have completed it. mission.

Overachieving, Lu Bei's achievements far exceeded expectations. They went from being invincible to being loyal to the Emperor of Heaven. Even if they have no feelings, this business is still profitable.

Besides, how can you not have feelings?

If I had to pick a fault, it would probably be that there was no news from the hostages, let alone planting, the wasteland had not yet been cultivated and canals were dug, and my hair turned white with worry.

"What about that? If Emperor Xuanlong asks, just tell the rumor that I have nothing to do with the first generation Demon Emperor. It's just the abandonment of the Jing that framed me."

Lu Bei first sent Gu Xinli away, and then told Zhao Wuyou that he had always had a good impression of Zhao Baimao, and hoped that he would not fall into the trap of a treacherous villain to sow discord.

Zhao Wuyou sighed: "The sect leader is overly worried. During the first generation of Demon Emperor, the human race did not have Xuanlong. During the second generation of Demon Emperor, Xuanlong was able to recuperate and regain his strength. Your Majesty will not think too much about it."

"You are still sensible, come here and give me some fragrance."

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The three wings returned to their respective countries. The first one to come back was Gu Xinli, the current Xiong Chu Emperor and Gu Zongchen's old father. He had no objection to Lu Bei's arrangement.

Followed by Zhao Wuyou, Xuanlong Emperor Zhao Fangce silently accepted the facts and brought a message to Lu Bei.

The Zhao family was originally named Ji.

Lu Bei suddenly realized that it was no wonder that the Zhao family was not interested in the Holy Land of Great Xia, and that no wonder Emperor Ji was unhappy with the Zhao family. Being in love was a problem left over from history.

Baimao's surname was also Ji, which was beyond Lu Bei's expectation. He secretly thought it was a pity that this lineage went to a remote place instead of returning to the ancestral land of Daxia to proclaim the emperor. Otherwise, Baimao's value would soar, and he would be more willing to support it. Baimao ascended to the throne as the Human Emperor.

Zhu Xiushi was the first to leave but the last to come back. Once again, the old Zhu family showed their short-sightedness.

The two princesses of the Zhu family were married to the Emperor of Heaven one after another, and they were the most favored in various human countries. Why should they suffer such grievances?

After discussing it for a long time, I managed to swallow the bad breath.

We can't blame the old Zhu family for being short-sighted. There are really too many emperors and the people who make decisions don't have the same opinions. And the reason for their arrogance is really good. They hugged the long legs of the Emperor of Heaven, the first/second generation Demon Emperor, and the second generation Immortal Sword Master, which one is not famous for being invincible for a lifetime.

Of course, this does not prevent Lu Bei from continuing to despise the old Zhu family, and he has a sense of superiority. The Xiongchu Gu family has a Western sect leader, and the Xuanlong Zhao family has great ancestors. What does the Wu Zhou Zhu family have?

What, the eldest princess of the Zhu family has a broad mind?

That’s no problem. He is favored by the Emperor of Heaven and has something to be proud of.

Lu Bei was not idle when the three wings were passing the message. A jade slip was sent to the human world, informing Jiang Suxin of the changes in the human world and asking him not to fight with Emperor Ji.

If you have any problems, sit down and discuss them carefully.

Lu Bei did not fight for Zhao Qin's interests. Jiang Suxin had ideas and could fight for them himself.

After that, Lu Bei no longer cared about the changes in the world. He believed in Ji Chang's mind and fists. The latter had been preparing for many years. There was no reason why the person who could compete with Ying Long, the spokesman of heaven, could not unify the entire human race.

Go back to the quiet room, continue the double cultivation just now, and continue the world-famous paintings.

Huang Xiao: ()

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The camera shows Lan Xing. Lao Wang hastily finished his official duties and returned home with red eyes without sleeping.

As expected, his daughter was addicted to virtual games, sleeping on her beauty during the day, and playing hard to get rid of her liver at night. He just happened to catch up with her after get off work.

Lao Wang is the code name. His real name is Zhuang Wu. He was born in the army. When he was young, he dared to fight hard and could not get out of the line of fire even with minor injuries. His body was famous for being durable, which is commonly known as a strong man.

Such a strong man is naturally the center of attention wherever he goes. The encounter with his wife Tao Ying can be summed up in two words - car accident.

That year, Tao Ying had just graduated from college. The rich second generation wanted to buy her first new car. She chose a road with few people to practice driving. She found a strong man jogging in front of her. Out of curiosity, she took a closer look.

With a bang, they hit each other.

Zhuang Wu: Nonsense, you are so close, how can you not hit me?

After a love affair between an urban soldier king and a rich lady, the two stepped into the tomb of love without hesitation and gave birth to their precious daughter Zhuang Xuan.

The family is happy, the daughter is well-behaved and beautiful, the husband and wife are loving, and both are on the rise in their careers. They both feel that their lives have reached their peak.

A sudden bolt from the blue.

Zhuang Xuan had a high fever when she was a child, and her parents were busy with official duties and could not accompany her well. It was later learned that Zhuang Xuan did not have an ordinary fever, but a neurological disease caused by poliovirus infection.

Commonly known as: poliomyelitis.

Zhuang Xuan's symptoms were more severe and she was paralyzed in bed for a long time. Although her family was not short of money and her symptoms improved to a certain extent, she still suffered from the sequelae of bent and deformed legs.

It is impossible to walk normally, and you need to use tools such as wheelchairs.

As a child, the little girl envied the freedom of children, who could go wherever they wanted. When they grew up...

I can only say that family education is still okay. I am not depressed. I have just become a homebody, spending all day in virtual games, pursuing free running.

Click!

Zhuang Wu opened the game cabinet, looked at his daughter who was wearing pajamas and giggling happily, and raised his hand to knock on the helmet.

"Who is coming?"

"Your Majesty."

"Awaiting trial in court!"

"..."

The debt he suffered in his early years made it difficult for Zhuang Wu to speak forcefully in front of his daughter. He stood aside and waited for his resignation, then lit a cigarette by the window.

In the garden, a pair of round eyes lit up, and the black clouds stepped on the snow and the wall and jumped up to the small balcony on the second floor, looking straight at the strange head of the family.

Looking at each other, Zhuang Wu frowned. He took a step back silently and looked at the green plants in the room with his peripheral vision.

It was bare, like leeks, which had been cut off again and again.

Thinking about his daughter's level in the game and the observation targets on the file, Zhuang Wu concluded that the silly cat in front of him already had considerable intelligence.

If you are brave enough, it can understand human speech.

For a moment, Zhuang Wu's scalp felt numb.

"Daidu, come here."

Hearing his daughter's voice, Zhuang Wu put out his cigarette butt and was about to say something when he saw his daughter waving to Shamao. The latter was wearing white gloves, walking on its four legs, and approached her with a pace that did not recognize her.

The reason why Silly Cat is called Dudai is because, as a cat, it can't walk like a cat.

Because of this, he is loved by Zhuang Xuan.

"Meow~~~"

Dadu jumped into the wheelchair, stood on Zhuang Xuan's leg, rubbed it, stepped on it, and lay down on the spot.

Only those eyes were staring directly at Zhuang Wu.

Zhuang Wu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it was much better than those observation targets who frowned at their master.

"The leader got off work very early today. I am honored to visit my humble abode and it is full of glory."

Zhuang Xuan said angrily, and then said: "Tell me, which old Chinese medicine doctor made the decision to go against his ancestors and instead of treating relatives of the emperor, he treated your daughter instead?"

"No, there will be no injections or medicine today. I just made a special trip to see you."

"I made a special trip home to see me. Thank you for your hard work."

"It should, it should." Zhuang Wu laughed twice, and his waist of 1.8 meters suddenly dropped to 1.2 meters.

Seeing his sincere attitude, Zhuang Xuan was speechless: "Go back after reading. I know you are all busy. I made an appointment with a friend and I have important things to do tonight, so don't delay me."

"Is it the game [Kyushu Continent]?"

"Hey, you, an old antique like you, actually know how to play virtual games?"

It's not virtual at all!

"I also have an account in the game and have played for a while."

Zhuang Wu opened his mouth, and when the words came to his lips, he changed his words: "How are you playing? What level are you at? Have you become a master?"

"No, you play virtual games?"

Zhuang Xuan was doubtful: "It's not bad, I can run and jump, and I've learned to fly."

"..."

We can’t talk about this anymore!

Zhuang Wu retreated to the window, took out a cigarette, and snapped...

"Non-smoking premises."

Zhuang Wu put away the lighter with a bang, hesitated for a while and then said: "Your game ID is Xiao Fengxian, and you have an NPC named Lu Bei. He is invincible, right?"

"You know this. Are you investigating me?"

Zhuang Xuan looked suspicious: "Why, which doctor came up with the advice and the game can no longer be played?"

"That's not true, it's just..."

Zhuang Wu took two steps forward and said with a wry smile: "Is there a possibility that the NPC is real, your master Lu Bei is a living person, and the Kyushu Continent also exists?"

"Ah this..."

Zhuang Xuan was dumbfounded: "I believe it. You have really been playing virtual games recently. The doctor advised you that you are terminally ill and cannot distinguish between reality and virtuality. It is time to quit the Internet."

After that, it was a joy.

Although the old father was acting silly today, he did make her laugh.

Master Cheap has flesh and blood, not a cold digital code. It makes me laugh to death. How could it be true?

"I'm not talking nonsense. I have been following this game for a year. You are logging into the real world of immortality. He has launched an invasion of Blue Star through you and other players."

"What?"

"Meow?"

There are only 6,000 words today. The family went to the park and came back with only so many words.