This Lady Is Trying to Kill Me

Chapter 409: Only A Scoundrel Can Deal With Another Scoundrel (2)

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Ye Jingtang said solemnly, “When we practiced the Wind Listening Palm, I reminded Your Highness beforehand, and I only started teaching after getting Your Highness’s permission. How can this be called taking advantage of you? From now on, since Your Highness reminded me not to kiss you, whenever you take the initiative to come close, I definitely won’t kiss you.”

Dongfang Liren didn’t believe him at all. After some consideration, she leaned forward slightly and approached Ye Jingtang. She assumed the posture of a queen who couldn’t be offended and said, “If you dare to offend me again, I’ll drag you to the castration room!”

Ye Jingtang looked at the bright red lips in front of him without any emotions in his eyes. He only carefully wiped the medicinal wine on her calves. “See, I’ve already said that as long as Your Highness doesn’t allow it, how can 1 offend you casually? I really misunderstood and made a mistake earlier. Your Highness moved your face closer. I couldn’t turn a blind eye and reject you…”

When Dongfang Liren saw that Ye Jingtang was pretending to be a gentleman who wasn’t bewitched by a woman again, her desire to win was aroused. She recalled a description in the Tears of a Heroine and tilted her head slightly. She pretended to be affectionate and slowly moved closer to the man’s lips.

?!

Ye Jingtang’s breathing froze. Looking at the beautiful face getting closer and closer, he subconsciously leaned his face forward.

In the end, Dongfang Liren reacted extremely quickly and quickly leaned back to distance herself. There was smugness in her eyes. “Ye Jingtang, why are you pursing your lips? Did I let you kiss me?”

“Uh…” Ye Jingtang had nothing to say and looked embarrassed. “Uh… I couldn’t help myself. This time, I’ll be more careful. I definitely won’t move.”

In order to let Ye Jingtang know that he couldn’t withstand a single blow, Dongfang Liren didn’t say anything else. She pursed her red lips lightly again, tilted her head slightly, and leaned closer.

This time, Ye Jingtang’s willpower was very good. He didn’t respond and just stared fixedly into Dumdum’s eyes.

Their eyes met.

The dimly lit room fell silent.

Dongfang Liren looked at the cold eyes, and her gaze suddenly became a little evasive.

But the arrogance she had cultivated since she was young prevented her from backing down at the last second. Instead, she continued to play with fire. Her face was two inches away, and her hand was on Ye Jingtang’s chest. Her breath was like orchids, and her eyes were expressing: Come, kiss me.

Ye Jingtang’s chest rose and fell slightly. After suppressing his mind for a long time, he finally couldn’t resist Dumdum’s astonishing attack. His face leaned forward again.

“Hrnph- All?!” Dongfang Liren was about to lean back and dodge proudly when she suddenly realized that the man’s large hand had appeared on her back. She couldn’t move back.

Then the man’s face, which had been lingering in her heart for months, enlarged before her eyes.

Their lips met.

Dongfang Liren’s shoulders trembled violently, and her eyes widened. When she felt the hot touch on her lips, her eyes first showed anger and humiliation but then turned into hesitation.

Ye Jingtang held her red lips in his mouth and was actually stunned for a moment. After returning to his senses, he wanted to separate, but he felt that he had mistreated Dumdum. After thinking about it, he caressed her back and didn’t separate.

Dongfang Liren had a lot of theoretical knowledge, so even though her mind was in a daze, she still subconsciously knew how to respond. When she realized that the scoundrel was sticking out his tongue, her teeth subconsciously opened, and then…

“Woo-” Dongfang Liren’s white palace shoes arched slightly, her shoulders visibly tightened, and her face instantly turned fiery red.

After a while, Dongfang Liren finally reacted. She pushed Ye Jingtang’s shoulders and separated them. Then she reached out to grab the Hornless Dragon Saber beside her.

Clang!

Ye Jingtang knew that this would happen. He hurriedly pressed the knife down. “Hey, impulsiveness is the devil…”

“Ptui… Ye Jingtang!” Dongfang Liren’s face was red as she pulled out her saber forcefully, with tears of shame and anger in her eyes. “Is this what you mean by being unmoved? I warned you, but you still dared to deliberately offend me. Do you really think I won’t teach you a lesson?”

“That was the first time. The second time, Your Highness didn’t say that you wouldn’t let me kiss you. I couldn’t help myself… Huh? I was wrong…”

Dongfang Liren wasn’t a meek person. Hearing such unreasonable sophistry, she lost her temper. She pressed Ye Jingtang onto the tea couch, straddled him, and grabbed his saber, wanting to castrate him.

Ye Jingtang didn’t feel humiliated being bullied by not-so-light Dumdum.

But there was a soft and hot butt sitting on his abdomen, and it was pressing tightly against him. As she pushed him and swayed, the feeling was quite clear. Moreover, the front of her bulging clothes was also rubbing against his arms, making his already messed up mind become even more chaotic.

Ye Jingtang found that his body was having an abnormal reaction. He hurriedly protected his saber and reminded, “Your Highness is precious. This isn’t appropriate. Why don’t I owe Your Highness first and repay the debt in the future…”

“How are you going to repay me? I think you’re just a scoundrel with crooked thoughts and want to offend your superior… Then you won’t have to repay me!”

In her embarrassment and anger, Dongfang Liren didn’t realize that her posture was wrong. In order to control Ye Jingtang, she even clamped her legs tightly and pulled his fingers hard. “Let go of the saber!”

“Your Highness, please calm down…”

The two of them were fooling around on the couch. But before long, the voice of a palace maid suddenly came from outside the door. “Your Highness, Her Majesty was woken up by the commotion outside the city and asked Your Highness to go to the Peaceful Hall to explain the situation.”

Dongfang Liren paused and became clear-headed.

Ye Jingtang silently breathed a sigh of relief and patted Dumdum’s back. “Okay, Your Highness, hurry up and see Her Majesty.”

Dongfang Liren’s anger had yet to subside, and her face was still flushed red. She straightened her body and sat on his waist, her eyes slightly cold. “I will deal with you later.”

With that, she flipped over neatly and landed on the floor. She regained the dignified aura that a princess should have and tidied her clothes before walking out.

Tread, tread, tread…

Her footsteps were heavy.

Ye Jingtang’s robe was in tatters as he lay on the couch, looking as if the domineering princess had just violated him. He sat up and waited for the door of the side hall to close before shaking his head and sighing. He suppressed the distracting thoughts in his mind and picked up the medicine beside him to apply it.

But before the footsteps outside the Bright Yang Pool completely faded away, Ye Jingtang’s ears twitched as he heard a sound coming from the main hall.

Clatter!