This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!
Chapter 440: These two are messing around
No one knew what was going on between His Majesty King Tsing Yi and Emperor Beiyin.
Today is the Lantern Festival. After tonight, the next day will be the day of the two people's wedding.
Up and down the palace, inside and outside the palace, are all busy. Unfortunately, both of them disappeared.
The people in the Qianqiu Palace turned their backs on their horses, Taoxiang and Danxue were too anxious: "Where's the princess? Why is she gone again?"
"I just came back with us, and disappeared as soon as I turned around!"
"Oh, this auntie, I haven't tried the wedding dress yet, why is it gone!"
On the other side of the palace, Uncle Zhong and others were too busy to catch their breath.
"Hang the red lantern a little higher, right, right, right..."
"Why doesn't this guest list seem right? Let the lord go over it again. Hey, where's the lord?"
Lingfeng searched everywhere for his own king, but couldn't find it, and was in a hurry.
"Have you seen the princess?"
Lingfeng stared, and said in surprise: "The wicked woman is gone too?"
Tan Xue's expression changed slightly: "Could it be that the prince is not here?"
God, are these two ancestors messing around?
Could it be that the glue and lacquer before are all fake, and I want to understand when I am about to get married, and decide to play with each other?
Beneath Wan Ren's gloom, two wretched figures flashed quietly, and the minister followed behind Tsing Yi, avoiding the ghost officials, and muttered unhappily: "Evil mother-in-law, what are you doing in the underworld again? sneakily?"
"Nonsense, of course I have to do business!" Tsing Yi said, when he got into the fifth hall.
"What are you doing in the fifth hall of the stupid old fifth?" Si Chen's expression became more and more puzzled. Before marriage, this wicked woman didn't stay in the room to dress up, but came here? "Aren't you? Even if you want to unleash your **** before marriage, you have to choose someone with a better appearance, so you actually like this idiot?"
As soon as Si Chen finished speaking, he saw Tsing Yi look over with a gloomy gaze, and slowly took out a packet of chili noodles.
He shut up immediately.
Del! The chili noodles were all felt out. I guess he was talking nonsense again, and the next step was to throw them into the frying pan and fry them until golden on both sides.
When he arrived at a gate, the minister looked surprised, what did the wicked woman bring him here?
After entering the gate, you will see a world like chaos. You can even see some grass, trees and rocks, but they are all broken, as if they had been destroyed by something.
With the appearance of the two of them, a terrifying giant beast rushed from a distance, with a head but no body, and a **** mouth that was particularly terrifying. The huge movement when running seemed to smash the space to pieces generally.
The **** mouth was wide open with a terrifying force, trying to swallow Tsing Yi and the others in one breath.
From beginning to end, Tsing Yi didn't even move his feet.
Seeing that the giant beast was about to swallow her, Tsing Yi hooked his fingers, and the overwhelming black inscriptions descended from the sky, forming terrifying shackles, which instantly controlled the giant beast.
"After so many years, this fellow is still very excited when he sees you." Sichen rubbed his chin and looked at the giant beast: "Remember to eat or not to beat, as expected of a gluttonous eater, you wicked mother-in-law, you came here specially to find this guy. Well?"
Taotie was still roaring, his copper-bell-like eyes staring at Tsing Yi, "Sister Yan Mo, give this deity to eat!! Hurry up!! My deity is going to starve to death!"
"It's not good for you to starve to death, the Six Realms will be peaceful." Tsing Yi rolled his eyes at it, walked over with his hips on his hips, and punched it in the nose.
"Ah—" Taotie screamed.
Tsing Yi twisted his neck, "Slip, open the door, I want to go in to get something."
Taotie glared at her viciously, his eyes full of viciousness: "If you think about going into the deity's stomach, then you should go in through the deity's mouth, just to let the deity taste what you are like."
Tsing Yi's smile was cold, Si Chenman thought that this wicked woman was going to start preparing the oil pan, but she sat lazily back, the Skeleton Throne appeared directly behind her, her long legs were crossed, Erlang's legs were crossed, evil The mother-in-law took out a bag of dried fish, and did not forget to throw a bag in Chong Sichen's hand.
"Tsk, fragrant, crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, crunchy."
The evil mother-in-law eats delicious and delicious food, and the eyes of Taotie on the opposite side are about to pop out, and the saliva is dripping down.
Si Chen chewed on the dried fish, thinking to himself, is this woman planning to make a mess?
"Give me the dried fish, and the deity will open the door for you immediately!" Taotie swallowed his saliva.
"Open the door first, then give the dried fish." The wicked woman smiled evilly, "It's okay to continue bargaining, anyway, there is only so much dried fish left, the big deal is that this seat will starve you for thousands of years before appearing!"
"Deal, deal, deal!" Taotie roared angrily, staring at Tsing Yi with incomparable resentment, he opened his mouth abruptly, and saw that the mouth opened wider and wider, turning into a black hole-like existence.
Tsing Yi got up and said to the minister, "Let's go."
Si Chen was stunned and followed her inside. This gluttonous glutton has been suppressed in Yinsi for so many years, and he is the first to know that this fellow has this ability.
After Tsing Yi and Si Chen walked in, Taotie suddenly closed his mouth and rushed towards the paper bag with dried small fish on the ground.
When it finally got to the front, and opened its mouth full of anticipation to prepare for the baptism of Xiaoyu, a little bit of debris fell into its mouth.
The paper bag... was empty.
"Sister Yanmo!! Evil mother-in-law!! You beast!!"
The gluttonous roar resounded throughout the small chaotic world.
Sichen followed Tsing Yi in the gluttonous body, or in other words, another small world created through the medium of gluttonous food.
The minister was shocked, especially when he saw the treasures of heaven and earth that are densely piled up like mountains in this small world, and the merit beads that were randomly placed like marbles...
Si Chen's breath was trembling, "Evil mother-in-law... these treasures, where did you, you come from?"
"The old lady has been the overlord of the Yin Division for so many years, can there be no stock?" Tsing Yi raised her chin with pride.
"You stingy and wicked woman, with so many treasures in your hands, you are still crying and poor every year, so you give me such a small salary!" Si Chen heard this, and his eyes were almost cockfighting. "You're really a **** genius! How much private money have you hidden behind these treasures?!"
Tsing Yi directly ignored his irritability, kept putting these treasures in his own small bag, and hummed proudly: "These are the dowry of the old lady, where should I put them to let you know?"
Sichen gritted his teeth with hatred, you slapped skin, squeezed the hard-earned money of the old men, and used it all to make up for your man, you can really do it!
"Wait! Dowry? You're going to give it all to the old white face!"
"Of course!" Tsing Yi counted with his fingers, and muttered: "It's rare for my wife to marry, so how can I treat my man badly? I think where are some treasures hidden... Oh, it seems that there are still some treasures in Ye Yan's Palace of Yan Jun. Some good stuff..."
Sichen's scalp is numb, you prodigal motherfucker, you are really going to empty out the **** and send it to your man! At this moment, you have hidden the secrets of your brother's idea, and you are not afraid of angering him to death? !
The southern border of the mainland.
The man sneezed up to the sky, rubbed his numb nose, and a smile flashed in the man's gray eyes.
That little girl scolded him behind his back again?
Ye Yan yawned, took out a mask and put it on her face, took the giant sword and inserted it into the soil, squinting at the front of the road.
It should be coming soon.
He pondered with deep eyes, hummed a little song unhurriedly, and gradually a group of people appeared on the other side of the road.
This group of people was wearing black robes and bandages, and they couldn't see their original appearance. The leading man stopped when he saw him.
"Youhufa..." Broken syllables came out of the man's mouth.
"It's me." Ye Yan said with a smile: "Is the fourth elder going to the Yan Dynasty King Capital for a banquet? The deity is also preparing to go."
Ye Yan pulled out her big sword and walked slowly towards the other side. The blade of the sword dragged on the ground, and a long noise enveloped the splashing sparks.
Walking five steps closer to the other party, he tilted his head, his exposed face slowly opened his mouth, and a smile showed his white teeth.
The mask covered Sen Han's smile.
"Exactly, there is still a congratulatory gift."
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