This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!
Chapter 517: become a black-toothed old woman
Prince Mochi was kicked out by the wicked mother-in-law, and Jun had a lot of color on his face, slapped and slapped, and blood ridges piled up on his face.
Even the pants were almost torn to yo.
Mo Chi rubbed his cheeks and walked outside the hall.
Then I saw a man standing not far away with a sour taste. If it was fermented for a few more years, he would go to the next fish fillet with this sour taste.
A plate of authentic Laotan sauerkraut fish can make the kid next door cry.
Xiao Jue looked at him coldly, just two words: "You deserve it."
Mo Chi rubbed his cheeks and put his hand down slowly, squinting at him, "You're not ashamed to punish the little girl for copying books, what kind of old-fashioned way are you doing?"
Xiao Jue looked at him for a while, and Jun's face showed mockery: "How can an outsider understand the fun of a boudoir?"
Not only an outsider, but also a bachelor.
The Great Emperor's ability to pierce people's lungs remains undiminished.
boudoir fun?
Mochi pouted, you are just relying on that little scumbag at the moment, and you dare to show off the prestige of a man. When she brings this energy over, you won't be stewed by her, you old bastard, it will be your fate.
"I'm going back to the demon world for now. Don't bully my little scumbag. The door to my demon world is always open to her."
Mo Chi pursed his lips, but regardless of Xiao Jue's face, he left in a dignified manner.
Xiao Jue stared at his arrogant back for a while, and said, "If you encounter difficulties, send a message to the underworld."
Mochi didn't stop at his feet, but he couldn't help laughing.
He murmured in a low voice, "Both of you are wonderful."
How can there be such an operation of taking care of one's own daughter-in-law and taking care of his daughter-in-law's mistress?
Beiyin, this bad old man...
If it weren't for the fact that he fell in love with the same woman, maybe it would be quite suitable to be friends.
pity.
He will not die because of his digging heart, and he absolutely cannot develop friendship with a rival in love. What if he accidentally softens his heart?
After Mo Chi left, Xiao Jue didn't delay in place, wondering how his little daughter-in-law was copying the book.
He covered his breath and walked over quietly. Before he got to the door, he heard the unrequited mourning inside...
Xiao Jue lowered his eyes, learning... is it so difficult?
He was a little dumbfounded.
This little guy is really a leader in the world of recklessness. He has chosen the lightest way to punish her, but it turned out to be the most annoying when he came to her.
Several **** of paper were thrown out from the inside.
Xiao Jue picked it up and unfolded it, his brows furrowed.
What kind of chicken paw can write this character?
There was even a drawing of an old man on the side.
"Xiao Jue, you old bastard, one day I'm going to simmer your skin and cramps! Woohoo, I'm not learning anymore... I'd rather go begging..."
Xiao Jue stood outside the door, sighed one after another, and reached out to rub the Qingming acupoint.
Can't laugh or cry.
He restrained his expression and walked in with a straight face.
Tsing Yi was biting the pen holder, when he saw him coming in, he immediately stood up, and hurriedly threw the waste paper in front of him behind him.
Angrily, he argued for himself: "When did you come!"
Xiao Jue's attention has been on the piece of waste paper she threw away, but he didn't look at her face. He replied lightly, "Just here."
then walked over.
"What are you hiding?"
"Nothing!" Tsing Yi tried to block.
Xiao Jue then turned his gaze back to her face, and said expressionlessly: "There is no ink in your stomach, I don't think you can even ask for a bite of food."
Tsing Yi was unhappy when he heard this, and frowned: "Are you scolding me for eating **** and not getting a sip of heat?"
This reading comprehension ability is really... unbelievable.
Xiao Jue almost burst out laughing, and the muscles on his face twitched a little.
Then, it was found that something was wrong.
Why is this little mouth so black?
He took two steps forward, "Open your mouth and let me see?"
"Why?" Tsing Yi covered her mouth, and it was a little uncomfortable to be stared at by him like this.
Is there something in her mouth?
Leek stuck between teeth? She has been hungry and has not eaten since she woke up!
"Open your mouth."
Xiao Jue started directly, squeezed her cheeks and squeezed.
Directly squeezed the little mouth up.
"cough."
He couldn't hold it any longer, he coughed violently, turned around, and covered his mouth tightly.
"Why?! Old white face? Hey! Why are your shoulders shaking?"
Tsing Yi forced him to come over, Xiao Jue immediately changed his face, immediately restrained his smile, and said meaningfully: "I was wrong, you should have a lot of ink in your stomach."
Tsing Yi's face changed slightly, he turned around, summoned a water mirror, and slapped him in front of him.
A mouth.
Ouch hello.
Where is the seam for her to drill?
Full of black teeth!
She put the ink in her stomach when she sprinkled it?
Tsing Yi immediately covered his mouth and pointed at Xiao Jue angrily: "You go out! You come in again! Delete the paragraph just now, start over!"
How can I delete it and start over again?
Xiao Jue had no choice but to walk out the door.
Tsing Yi took the time to rinse her mouth and brush her teeth, she's going to die, this ink won't stick to her teeth, she shouldn't be an old woman with black teeth!
Don't say it if you're ugly, just open your mouth, ouch!
"Are you all right?" Xiao Jue's laughter sounded outside.
Tsing Yi was crying with a small face, sitting on the chair, her voice was weak: "Then what... you come in first..."
Xiao Jue walked in without laughing, imitating his previous appearance, "You can only get two bites of food with a little ink in your stomach..."
Tsing Yi covered his mouth and stared at him.
You old bastard, you are almost done!
You are publicly executing me!
"Enough is enough! This ink is made of something, and it can't be washed off!" Tsing Yi said as she grinded it.
"It is made of Shenwu of Qiyinshan in the underworld, and what is written in this ink can be guaranteed not to fade for thousands of years. Of course you can't wash it off."
Tsing Yi's eyes almost popped out.
With a mouthful of black teeth, he pointed to his own mouth and said, "Then don't I want to be a black-toothed old woman for a thousand years!"
"puff--"
Her brows and grins, showing her **** teeth, are really impactful.
Rao is that Xiao Jue was already prepared and couldn't resist, so he burst out laughing.
"Hahaha……"
This hearty laughter was like a knife slashing Tsing Yi's face.
Her little face turned white and then red, and scuffled when she rushed over.
"You're still laughing, please help me think of a way!"
"Wait a minute... poof... haha... let my husband laugh for a while..."
laugh! dare you laugh! !
Tsing Yi was so anxious that the tiger was crying.
At this time, the son's blood was hot, and his eyes were red.
Xiao Jue, you old **** who fell into trouble!
I fought with you!
Tsing Yi turned around, picked up the inkstone, took a sip of ink, rushed over to hold Xiao Jue's face, and poured a sip of ink into his mouth.
"Laugh, laugh again!"
Grandpa: "..." I fell into autism.
Don't dare to laugh, don't dare to laugh!
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