This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!

Chapter 780: In a hurry, no toilet paper

When Liu Xie returned to the fairyland, he was very proud of the spring breeze.

Now that Qiongyu is inseparable from him for a moment, this woman is injured, and she is worried that she will be known by other people in the fairy world, and her position will be unstable.

In addition, even the appearance is ruined, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is half a mad woman.

Although Liu Xie was reluctant to respond, she still went.

Qiong Yu was greedy for his body, and he was greedy for Qiong Yu's strength, but it was the same smell.

However, it seems that Qiong Yu has not found out that his power is being swallowed by him quietly.

Liu Xie was also a little puzzled, why was he able to devour Qiongyu's power?

However, now he is like a mouse falling into a rice vat, gluttonous and intoxicated.

Although there was a moment of doubt, it couldn't overcome greed, and he quickly forgot about it.

Didn't realize that there was no pie that fell from the sky in this world?

Whether it is rice or poison in this rice vat is still unknown!

...

In the world, the selection of fairy children is in full swing.

Every place in Tianyu Palace is said to be overcrowded, and ordinary people wish they could put all their children in Tianyu Palace.

You Dao is a man who attains Dao and ascends to heaven. What is more tempting than being an immortal and immortal?

This is a shortcut!

Some people practice diligently and diligently for a lifetime, but they may not be able to achieve anything. When they die, they are still the result of reincarnation.

In order to be selected, these mortals have tried their best.

In just one month, the selection of Tianyu Palace is coming to an end, and the children in the primary selection have been selected again, round after round, to select the children with the most outstanding spiritual roots.

In the entire world, only a hundred people were selected.

It can be seen the cruelty of survival of the fittest.

It's just that those who have been eliminated do not know that they are really lucky not to be selected.

On the Tianyu Palace side of Jinzhou City, there were only ten children left at the end of the selection, and Yun Chao and Fuguang were naturally among them.

After this month, it is considered to be a piece.

"I don't know what the immortals in the sky look like, and whose disciples we will become when we go."

"Didn't you say she was serving in front of Empress Yuzun? Have you seen the golden body of Empress Yuzun? It's really majestic and beautiful..."

"I think that's it." A crisp milky voice muttered: "I think King Tsing Yi's dharma looks better."

"Pfft, Xiao Guang, your eyes aren't lame, right?"

"King Tsing Yi is an evil ghost who likes to eat children the most, but you actually like her..."

The mocking laughter of the children continued.

Fuguang pouted, a bunch of stupid kids, who likes to eat the sea of ​​children is not sure, his mother just likes to spank children!

"Speaking of which, why did Xiao Yun disappear again? Xiao Guang, where is your brother?" a boy named Huzi asked curiously.

Fuguang blinked and said, "Brother, he had a bad stomach yesterday. He is resting in the room."

"Really?" Hu Zi looked puzzled, "Obviously he didn't eat anything yesterday."

"Oh, my brother's body is not very good when he is small, brother Huzi, I want to pee again, let's go to the water together."

"Why do you pee so much..."

Boys' friendship starts with peeing together.

Fuguang successfully pulled the topic away from his brother, and dragged Huzi to the hut together.

The scale of Tianyu Palace is considered to be half the size of the palace. Fuguang is very anxious to urinate, but now he can't use spells even if he pretends to be a mortal child, his legs are tucked, his face is blue.

"I can't do it, I can't hold it anymore, brother Huzi, I'm going to urinate..."

Hu Zi changed color when he heard the words, "This is unacceptable, the Tianyu Palace is strict, you pee, you have defiled the treasures of the fairy family, and those Taoist priests will be driven out if they see it!"

"Oh, let's go to the haystack over there, no one will find out."

Fuguang said, dragged the tiger and went.

Hu Zi saw that his face was blue, and he knew that this matter could not be solved by a word of forbearance, so he immediately dragged him to the depths of the haystack.

"Fuguang, I'll give you the wind, you can hurry up." Hu Zi said nervously.

"Brother Huzi, turn around, I still want to pull Baba..."

When Hu Zi heard this, he secretly scolded a lazy cow, a lazy horse and urinated a lot, and turned his back to help the light.

"Oh my god, you ate the sausage yesterday, why are you so stinky?!" Hu Zi pinched his nose and almost vomited.

Fuguang's hehe sound was accompanied by a crackle and a loud fart, and the tiger retched for a while.

One poops and the other takes care of the wind.

At this moment, there was a murmur from the haystack not far away.

"It's a blown up pit, why is it so stinky?!"

Hu Zi's face turned pale when he heard this, and when he turned his head, he saw two people standing in the haystack in the distance.

It's a man and a woman!

Both of them were disheveled, the man was the horse-faced Taoist priest who selected them, and the woman's tiger son was familiar.

In addition to Taoists, there are many servants in Tianyu Palace. This woman is in charge of the pantry. She is not young but has a certain beauty.

Fuguang urinated eagerly and pulled Huzi down the path. It was quiet and no one was here, but after all, it was clear sky and daylight.

The behavior of these two people is clearly someone who has just done something unsightly.

"Damn it! It's not that you have to choose here, and the Gongfang is not far away. Maybe it's the smell coming from there."

The woman groaned.

The horse-faced Taoist smiled, hugged her again, and wiped away the oil.

"There are always brothers and sisters in my room. Usually, Tianyu Palace has rules not to go out at will. Your dining room is also crowded with people. Where do you choose if you don't choose here?"

"Besides, it's only when the sky is clear that it's exciting~"

Although Hu Zi was young, he could understand the yellow element in the words of tiger and wolf, and his face flushed red at the moment.

I have to remind Fuguang to stop choking, the wind is screaming!

Pull up your pants and run!

The next moment, the horse-faced Taoist priest looked in his direction.

Done!

Hu Zi's complexion changed, and when he saw it, he didn't reveal it immediately.

The sound of begging for mercy was about to blurt out, but the next moment his mouth was covered by a small hand.

Something even weirder happened.

After the horse-faced Taoist priest looked over, he didn't seem to notice his existence, and moved his head back again.

Hu Zi was very surprised. He was just scared and stupid, so he just stood there.

Half of his face is exposed, and the horse-faced Taoist priest is not blind, how can he not see it?

Fuguang's voice sounded in his ears:

"He can't see us, but brother Huzi, if you yell, maybe..."

"I'll let you go, don't cry, whisper so he can't hear it."

Hu Zi nodded, and Fu Guang released his hand.

Hu Zi was about to speak, but suddenly felt sticky on his mouth.

"Xiao Guang, what did you paste on my mouth?" Hu Zi wiped his mouth with a gesture.

"Oh," Fuguang called out in a low voice, "the incident happened suddenly, and I didn't bring toilet paper, so..."

Hu Zi's face was blue, and the feces hit his face.

Almost passed out on the spot...

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