This Princess, Lu Ziye, Deserves To Be Favored!

In a shriveled courtyard.

The Great Emperor reluctantly tied the paper man.

Tsing Yi sat next to him with a big horse and a golden knife, holding his chin up and looking arrogant: "Humph! If you burn my eighteen paper figurines, you will tie me twice as much!"

Xiao did not hesitate and glanced at her, "How many are twice as many as eighteen?"

"Naturally..." The number was about to blurt out, Tsing Yi opened his mouth, bumped a bit, and said bald: "Thirty?"

Xiao Jue twitched the corners of his mouth, suppressing a smile.

It is said that when a pregnancy is stupid for three years, his daughter-in-law has been stupid for hundreds of years.

But it's too time for this stupidity.

"No, no, I made a mistake, I'll do the math again!" Tsing Yi was shocked that he had made a mental retardation mistake and had to recalculate.

Xiao Jue really didn't want her to embarrass her own mind, open her eyes and talk nonsense without her conscience.

"That's right! It's thirty! Don't worry, Yi'er, my husband will definitely tie up these thirty paper figurines for you tonight."

Xiao Jue let out a sigh of relief, it's fine if it's less, but don't count too much.

Alas, if I had known that I had to tie this paper figure back, I shouldn't have burned her in the first place.

"Old Wang Ba, why do I always think your eyes are a bit thief?" Tsing Yi looked at him suspiciously, "I think you are plotting against me!"

"I don't bear this black pot."

The emperor shook his head firmly, as if you should not destroy my innocence.

The more Tsing Yi looked at his fake appearance of a gentleman, the more disgusted he became, and this old man started pretending to her again...

"You really didn't find out the reason for those shameful things?" Tsing Yi stepped on his feet.

He deliberately rubbed the soles of his shoes on the back of his feet, rubbing the white boots into pitch black before giving up.

"Don't skin it, and then skin these boots and you'll wash them for me later."

"Dream you! You want me to wash your smelly shoes!" Tsing Yi hummed and stepped on his foot again.

Xiao Jue let out a pained hiss and exerted force on his hand.

There was a crackling sound.

Oh, the skeleton of the paper man is broken!

"Old Wang Ba!" Tsing Yi looked anxious, "You broke my beauty!"

"It's okay, it's okay, there is beauty in incompleteness." The Great Emperor began to flicker again, and before Tsing Yi's attack, he hurriedly diverted the words:

"I have left Chao'er to take care of the fact that someone fakes clothes and looks messy."

Tsing Yi put down his raised fist, glared at him and said, "You handed over the drudgery to Chao'er again, you are abusing my son!"

"He is the eldest son and the crown prince, and he has to take care of both public and private matters."

"Then you're still my man! You're still the emperor of the underworld! The underworld is still your biggest, and you don't have a fart, why do you push it on your son?!"

The Great Emperor: "..." What you said makes sense, but I was powerless to refute it.

While playing with the skeleton of the paper figurine, he said helplessly, "How about I go back immediately and pass the throne to Chao'er?"

"You bad old man is really bad. Why are you so lazy now? How about your diligence and love for the people in the past?"

Tsing Yi looked at him with his cheeks, his little mouth babbling non-stop.

The Great Emperor couldn't stand it anymore, he stretched out his hand to squeeze her small mouth, and said fiercely on purpose:

"Hun Jun loves beauty but not the country, you can only blame it on you!"

Tsing Yi stared, his small mouth was pinched into a duck, and there was a murmur in his mouth.

I can't hear him talking about Sa, but I think he is either greeting the emperor's eighth ancestor or his eighth brother.

Xiao Jue looked at her fierce little appearance, and the more he looked at it, the more interesting it became.

Not afraid of death, he kept pinching her face, staring at her frantic and anxious eyes.

"Look at this angry little Yangzi, his eyes are red, he is really a little rabbit."

Xiao Jue's tone was full of jokes of "don't know whether to live or die", and successfully angered the evil woman who became a red-eyed rabbit.

Tsing Yi grabbed his wrist and broke his face away, opening his mouth and biting it fiercely.

"hiss……"

Xiao Jue sucked in a breath of cold air and glared at her: "I'm your kissing man!"

"It's not only your **** who is in a hurry to bite someone! Humph!" Tsing Yi let out a sigh, and slapped him twice.

As soon as she finished poking, Xiao Jue held her face fiercely, almost arrogantly, and pecked her on the lips.

"You took advantage of me!" Tsing Yi shouted.

"If I don't take advantage of you, then who will I take advantage of?"

Xiao Jue laughed playfully, kissed her again, and took advantage of the situation to bite.

"Still biting, little rabbit?"

"Who's a rabbit, you bastard!"

Tsing Yi pounced on him, sat directly on top of him and started to make trouble.

Grabbing his face, twisting his ears and tugging his hair, all kinds of shrewd tricks kept going on the emperor, Xiao Jue screamed in pain and laughed more happily than anyone else.

"Do you admit defeat?"

"Admit it, admit it, lose it..." The Great Emperor nodded vigorously.

Tsing Yi snorted twice and put his hands on his hips.

"You're not responsible at all, as a father, Fuguang was taken by you to the Demon Army, and he couldn't come home all day long. The old lady is worried about the stupid, straight man. Where can I get a daughter-in-law in the future?"

"Yun Chao is of the righteous roots, but the temperament is the same as yours, it's worse than that, you blind cat bumped into a dead mouse, and you met me! If Yun Chao didn't have such luck, he would be a bachelor for the rest of his life. like!"

Xiao Jue wanted to laugh. The two children were only a thousand years old, and she began to worry about her daughter-in-law.

Tsing Yi saw the joking between his brows and teased: "I'm worried about my son, you watch a good show. After another five hundred years, Qing girl grows up, I think you old man cry or not?"

The emperor didn't even dare to think that the daughter who worked so hard would be kidnapped by the stinky boy from another family?

Don't cry too much!

Not only does it make him cry, but he may not be able to control himself and kill someone!

"This topic ends here."

Xiao Jue closed his eyes and frowned. This problem can be avoided day by day. Anyway, the girl is still young, and no one can abduct her for a while.

If one day a stinky boy comes out...

With the thought together, the Great Emperor became irritable in his heart. He really wanted to capture all the stinky boys in the six realms and send them to the net work room in the palace, so that they could be given permanent governance!

But think about it, it is still difficult to put it into practice.

"Virtue." Tsing Yi looked at his daughter slave mockingly.

Three sons, he completely let them grow savagely, but for Qingqing, it was really a baby bump.

Sometimes Tsing Yi can't even see it, the little witch's lawless temper is all he is used to!

The typical beatings are too few to know that the sky is high!

"I still can't let Qingqing run to this demon world in the future." Xiao Jue suddenly frowned.

"Where did the demon world recruit you?"

"Most of the stinky boys in the demon world are shameless. What if they teach Qingqing badly?"

teach bad?

The wicked woman rolled her eyes and muttered: "If your daughter doesn't go to trouble other people's sons, who do you expect to teach her badly?"