This star is from the earth

The two were fighting and chatting, talking and laughing, the combination of Han Jue and Zhang Yiman's strength wiped out the dolls in many shops along the way.

But all the dolls were given away, and Zhang Yiman had too many dolls at home, so he didn't want any more. But Han Jue didn't take one, not because he thought men couldn't have dolls.

Zhang Yiman originally wanted to give Han Jue the biggest one, but Han Jue said he didn't like it. There were neither crows nor ants, so he didn't want it.

"But I want one." Zhang Yiman stood in front of a store and said to Han Jue.

The owner of the store behind quickly removed the large doll.

"Didn't you get a lot of them yourself? Why didn't you keep one just now." Han Jue was puzzled.

"Because I want a doll that you got for me." Zhang Yiman blinked his eyes and looked at Han Jue expectantly, "What you gave is different from what I won."

Han Jue fell silent after hearing this.

Although Han Jue also runs and dances at home, there is no shop here that compares to running and dancing. So Han Jue was very embarrassed, and stepped forward rashly, fearing that he would make a fool of himself, which only increased his laughter. He wouldn't be cool then.

Han Jue thought for a long time, and finally his eyes lit up, and he brought Zhang Yiman to the front of a large claw machine.

The claw machine does not need to test any athletic ability, so it is especially suitable for him.

The fans who followed felt that Han Jue was stingy, because the dolls here were all so small, and they were not as big as the one that Zhang Yiman just randomly gave away. So he defended Zhang Yiman. Anyway, they are Zhang Yiman's fans, not Han Jue's fans.

Han Jue was afraid that Zhang Yiman would listen to the slander, and felt that he was not sincere enough, so he said to Zhang Yiman solemnly: "We are a couple, right, so we must come to hold the doll once. There is no couple who has played with the claw machine together. It is not recognized."

Han Jue said the last sentence deliberately loudly.

Then he continued to Zhang Yiman, "Also, don't think that pinching dolls is a very simple matter."

"Huh? Otherwise?" Zhang Yiman finally managed to stabilize his mind that was swayed by Han Jue's sentence "We are a couple", and asked curiously.

"Can I open [Teacher Han's Life Lesson]?" Han Jue asked nonchalantly.

"No." Zhang Yiman immediately repaired the flaw in his mind and refused decisively.

Han Jue clenched his fist.

"...The matter of pinching dolls does not depend on luck, nor on eyesight, nor on tricks and crooked ways. It is only related to the genes of the operator." Han Jue said solemnly.

Zhang Yiman was surprised.

The fans on the side were speechless, thinking that Han Jue was talking nonsense.

"Really, if you don't believe me, look over there." Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman to look forward.

Zhang Yiman looked over.

A fat young man was fighting alone in front of a claw machine. He was wearing a sweater with a large line of words printed in the middle of the sweater - [Hope of the whole village]. The young man's belly is round and bulging, which seriously distorts the words, making people feel that the hope of this village is slim.

"Did you see it? His genes determine that he can't hold dolls." Han Jue said.

"Why? Is it because it's fat?" Zhang Yiman hesitated, not knowing how to answer the question. She felt that what the uncle said was inappropriate, and if it was broadcast, people would think that Han Jue was discriminated against for being fat.

Han Jue shook his head and explained:

"No, because he is poor."

Everyone suffocated.

"Only krypton gold is the kingly way. You see, anyone who has played hundreds of times will definitely be able to catch it. This requires money. And genes determine the thickness of the wallet, and the wallet determines the outcome of the claw machine. So there is nothing wrong with genetics determining the outcome." Han Jue took it for granted.

[The problem is too big! 】All the fans complained.

Sure enough, the fat guy didn't take out the doll, and he didn't come a second time. Seeing the camera pointing at him, he covered his face and fled.

Han Jue and Zhang Yiman selected a claw machine and prepared to grab it.

Han Jue asked Zhang Yiman to pick one, and said that he promised to pick it out. Guaranteed by the one hundred yuan Huaxia coins given by the three program groups.

"Hey, uncle, look, that bear is green, so ugly." Zhang Yiman pointed to the ugly bear and said.

"You little girl... what's wrong with green? Why do you look down on green?"

"I don't look down on green," Zhang Yiman looked blank, "Green and red are contrasting colors, you should wear them with contrasting colors. I like red, so I don't like green. But, uncle, what are you thinking?"

"I was thinking... let's just grab it!"

Han Jue quickly operated his hands, crackling, and his movements were very wild, which quickly diverted Zhang Yiman's attention.

As for what the fans shouted [Do you dare to talk about green carefully], Han Jue turned a deaf ear to it.

"Ah! I don't want this, it's too ugly!" Zhang Yiman was startled.

But it was too late.

Han Jue pinched the green bear out. He himself was surprised that he succeeded once and saved a lot of money for no reason.

The bear was stuffed into Zhang Yiman's arms by Han Jue, and Zhang Yiman pinched the bear's ears with two fingers in a daze, and lifted it up in the air to look carefully. Then he looked at Han Jue with a complicated expression.

Han Jue also thought that he was a bit useless, such an ugly bear, he would not give him away...

[It looks...really ugly. ] Han Jue felt more and more guilty as he thought about it.

Han Jue coughed and said, "Give me that one... I'll grab another one for you. Let's see which one you want?"

Zhang Yiman shook his head, but refused to say which one to change. She pouted and played with the little bear, quite aggrieved.

Obviously she was not satisfied with the ugly bear's appearance, but because it was the first doll Han Jue gave her, she was really reluctant to throw it away.

It's very confusing.

The fans couldn't stand it anymore. Some fans held up the doll they got from Zhang Yiman just now, and said they wanted to change it with that ugly bear. Some fans clamored for Han Jue to catch another frog, crab, or groundhog.

Han Jue was furious, it was really a disservice to come up with a bad idea, those frog and groundhog dolls are not as good-looking as this ugly bear!

Zhang Yiman looked at the ugly bear in his hand for a while, and then at other dolls.

Han Jue saw that Sha Niu was in such pain, and he didn't want to catch new ones. He didn't know that Sha Niu despised ugly bears so much, but she had some reason to keep ugly bears. He just looked at the ugly bear, embracing his hands, rubbing his chin with one hand, pacing and thinking.

Zhang Yiman's fans were very dissatisfied with Han Jue's behavior of doing nothing but waiting. So they all shouted that they felt broken up, and gave Zhang Yiman to them to hurt.

Seeing that Han Jue was thinking, Zhang Yiman had a tacit understanding and thought of a certain possibility, so he looked at Han Jue with sparkling eyes.

After a while, Han Jue stopped thinking, and walked slowly around Zhang Yiman, looking at the ugly bear that Zhang Yiman was shaking back and forth, and began to sing:

【It's a plush doll, it's green. It looks like a polar bear, so it should be afraid of heat. But it was caught by a boy and a girl with a claw machine in a busy amusement park that winter... Since then, their lives have been followed by it, and they are generally happy when they are followed by it...]

【About Little Bear, about you, about me, about staying, about going, about whether you like it or not...】

In the bustling amusement park, people in this small corner listened quietly, or took pictures with their mobile phones. In order to make his "girlfriend" happy, Han Jue was forced to use his old skills and show off his talents. one time.

It's good for a singer to be a guest recording a program. Sometimes when I don’t know when I’m recording a program, I just perform my talent and sing. Sometimes when you do something wrong, there is also a talent show.

It's better than being an actor. You can't suddenly have a crying scene when you're an actor, right?

Although Han Jue sang without accompaniment, listening to Han Jue's clear and smooth lyrics, everyone unconsciously followed the rhythm and melody, nodding their heads and swaying their bodies.

Although Han Jue walked around Zhang Yiman and sang, Zhang Yiman turned around on the spot, smiling and looking at Han Jue biting his lips.

When Han Jue finished singing and stopped, Zhang Yiman looked at the ugly bear in his hand again, and suddenly felt that the ugly bear became much cuter.

Without Han Jue saying anything, she hugged the ugly bear tightly in her arms and looked at Han Jue with silly joy.

It means accept it, don't return it, and don't want anything else.

Han Jue also smiled: "Then let's go?"

"Okay~" Zhang Yiman replied naively.

Walking outside, Zhang Yiman was holding a green ugly bear in his arms, frequently attracting amazement and strange laughter from passers-by.

But Zhang Yiman obviously didn't care.

Zhang Yiman hugged the ugly bear tightly with one hand, and held Han Jue's arm with the other, happily walking beside Han Jue, humming the melody Han Jue sang just now, and turning his head to look at it from time to time. With Han Jue.

Han Jue noticed Zhang Yiman's gaze, and when she looked over, she turned her head and looked at the road ahead. When Han Jue looked away, she secretly looked up at Han Jue again. so repeatedly.

Two people abuse a dog without knowing it...

Zhang Yiman walked, looked up at Han Jue with a small face up, and said with a smile: "Uncle, I have to listen again~~ about you, about me, about Liu Guanzhang's dog~"

"Where is Liu Guanzhang's dog?! Yes, it's about staying, about going, about whether you like it or not!"

"Hey, I didn't hear you just now~"

"..."

"What's the name of this song?"

"'About Bear'."

after awhile.

"Uncle, what is the name of this ugly bear?"

"Whatever you want, it's your bear anyway."

"What! It's a new addition to our family, and we'll have to figure out a name together."

"Why is it a new member? Is it approved by me? My old bones, even if I die, I will not agree to it..."

"Crack." This is the sound of a human palm slapping a human's back.

"...Then call it Fat Tiger."

"No, it's so ugly!"

"..."

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Note: "About Bear" - Egg Castle

I have tried my best to avoid rap, but this song is the BGM of Ugly Bear, which was planned from the beginning and cannot be avoided.

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