This star is from the earth
Chapter 196
According to the current information available on the Internet, Han Jue has only brushed the hair of two girls in front of the camera:
The earliest time was in Xiaochi's "Crazy Teaser" video, where a milk tea girl's hair became famous, and she established her status in the teaser world in one fell swoop, and she was also a strong candidate among the candidates for "Let's Fall in Love".
The other time was helping Zhang Yiman stroke his hair in "Let's Fall in Love". This flirt won the [Best Couple Award] from Zhejiang Provincial TV Station at the end of last year.
The two times of teasing girls were impressive, so Jianghu called this hair teasing action Han Jue's "masterpiece", "famous work", and "killer".
Rumor has it that a girl who got caught by Han Jue's trick would be blushed, deer bumped wildly, and lose her wits instantly. Because the currently available information is only about girls, not about men, and we don't know what will happen to men if they are teased.
But now, the sun, angle, humidity, temperature, male and female protagonists, everything is just right, and the cameraman has a complete picture in his mind. Today he is going to challenge the mountain of "Let's Fall in Love"!
However, in the expectation of the cameraman, Han Jue just raised his hand, pointed to Catherine's hat, and casually reminded:
"Your hair is messed up."
Catherine came back to her senses, and the soft wind suddenly became fierce again, blowing her hair messily. For some reason, she suddenly felt bad, and replied sullenly: "Oh."
Catherine has short black hair, bright light brown eyes, and a wheat-colored skin that Americans love. Catherine is a kind of predestined beauty.
The moment I saw Catherine's hair messed up just now, Han Jue really felt uncomfortable if he didn't tidy it up. But for some reason, when he was about to raise his hand, a flash of red flashed in front of his eyes, and his hand that hadn't been raised seemed to be scalded. In the end, Han Jue just pointed at the other party's hair as a reminder.
Han Jue went around the car and planned to get on the car from the other side. Where no one could see, Han Jue clapped his hands fiercely.
[What's going on with you? what happened? 】
It is now afternoon, and everything has become lazy. Han Jue wanted to sleep when he got in the car, but how could Catherine let Han Jue fall asleep like this.
Catherine immediately entered the state of host, and first asked about Han Jue's current situation.
Han Jue answered indifferently.
Catherine didn't care either, because she wished that Han Jue, who had been sleepy and dull, would not cheer up and "hurt" her with words.
Han Jue is really harmless to humans and animals.
Then, chatting and chatting, came the most critical moment.
"Now I have the latest [motorcycle] mobile phone in my hand. The newly upgraded [motorcycle] mobile phone has realized the dual-card dual-standby function. It is convenient for everyone to use in work and private life, so you don't have to worry anymore..." On the morning, Catherine began to talk about the advertisement to the camera in the car.
I don't know what Catherine was thinking, she just said what she said, and even planned to bring Han Jue in to interact with each other, making it like a teacher teaching children to play games.
Catherine said mysteriously: "Han, guess what other functions this phone has besides the dual card dual standby function?"
This set was copied from "Singer". Han Jue has already experienced this, so at this moment, he has no intention of cooperating with Catherine's tricks.
Han Jue pretended to frown, and then suddenly showed a look of enlightenment, which made Catherine very happy. I just heard Han Jue say: "If I'm not wrong, the pixels of the front camera should be increased, so that users can clearly see how ugly they are when they turn on the front camera."
"..."
"Or is it adding a smoothing function to the rear camera? Enhance everyone's online dating relationship?"
"..."
"Is it possible..."
"Stop!" Catherine stopped Han Jue from speaking.
Catherine's face seemed to be frozen, and she went offline for a few seconds before going back online and finishing the advertisement in front of the camera.
One person finished speaking in one breath.
Han Jue shrugged and didn't care, leaning comfortably on the car seat.
Catherine looked at Han Jue and sent short glances. Han Jue rubbed the corners of his eyes and showed her a big yawn.
Judging from Catherine's neither long nor short experience in the industry, Han Jue is definitely the kind of person who has the same face inside and outside the camera.
It's amazing.
The job of an artist is to make the audience happy, so "pretending" is a very necessary behavior. This kind of "pretending" often has flaws and performance traces in the eyes of peers. There are very few entertainers who are really likable without pretending. Zhang Yiman is a rare artist who is likable without pretending.
The so-called "venomous tongue" and "sarcasm" shown by some artists on TV are also aimed at their peers, and the audience is still happy to watch. And this public image is also staged. If you really want to do this in private, people like this will be automatically excluded from the circle.
Even most ordinary people groom themselves to show their good side when facing the camera.
But Han Jue is not.
Han Jue seems to really take pleasure in pissing people off...
"Han, let's take a look at the singer's playlist?" Catherine became excited after receiving the text message on her phone.
Although she "hated" Han Jue so much before, she still likes Han Jue's songs very much. She has listened to the song "Sweet Dreams" no less than a hundred times.
So she was looking forward to Han Jue's selection. I don't know what kind of magic power Han Jue will give to an old song.
"It was released just the day before yesterday, such a new song?" Catherine was curious.
According to the playlist, she first watched Han Jue's selection. I found the title of the song was very unfamiliar, I hadn’t heard it before, so I searched it, and I found out that the song and the singer are very new and niche.
"That's right. I will also discover niche songs with potential in the future, and then recommend them to everyone. It is our duty as musicians not to hide the pearls." Han Jue said grandly.
"Good!" Catherine applauded.
"I'm looking forward to the song you like. Then let's listen to it~" Catherine couldn't wait.
"look forward……"
At the same time, the other singers also searched for Han Jue's selected songs first, and found that they were unfamiliar, so they searched solemnly, thinking that it was a new divine song released by Huaxia, and auditioned it as if they were facing an enemy.
It's incredible to hear this.
The intro at the beginning is very sloppy, and then there is a man's voice, a strange man's voice...
【Oh, Da Dada Dashi Haiwei~】
[Ku Wendi should be buried in black~]
【We want to sell, oh Kelida~】
【…】
This is an accompaniment perfunctory! The pronunciation hits the depths of the soul! The tone is weird! A song that wasn't even sung on time!
【What's this! 】Catherine almost thought she ordered the wrong song! Look at the phone suddenly! I found out that I did search according to Han Jue's song title, so I wondered if there was a problem with this latest mobile phone!
As soon as she turned her head, she saw Han Jue's calm face. Catherine couldn't believe it. She forced herself to accept that this song that should be destroyed by humanity was Han Jue's cover song?
Han Jue is crazy, is the director also crazy?
[Maybe there is a reversal later? ] Catherine, like Kevin, was unwilling to believe that this was Han Jue's selection when listening to it. [Since Han Jue chose this song, there must be something special and desirable! 】
As it turns out, no.
After listening to one song, there is nothing special about this song. The guitar in the accompaniment occasionally has a good melody, but it is beaten to pieces by the singer's singing.
Catherine swears that this is the first time she's listened to a bad song in its entirety.
She thought she was so polite, so great.
"Uh..." Catherine was speechless.
She regrets it!
Catherine has heard countless times from people on the Internet that it is immoral to sing and play songs in public, and now she can't agree with this statement.
Now because the mobile phone is placed outside, she can't comment on this kind of song like a music critic without conscience—[It is this kind of tone insufficiency that gives this song a kind of vitality! This is a cry of anti-industrial spirit...]
"This singing method..." Catherine was resisting, hoping that Han Jue could give an explanation.
Han Jue explained: "You can classify it as...lay back."
"This seems a bit different from the lay back I know."
Han Jue vowed: "I read a lot, I won't lie to you."
"..."
At the same time, in the cars of other singers, the singers and their singer partners all looked complicated after a long silence, not knowing what to say.
Finally, these singers said leisurely:
"Our chance has come." X6.
In the new month, I want to be full attendance! X2
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