This star is from the earth

"I had a dream yesterday that I participated in "Singer and Composer", and somehow I reached the finals. The opponents were all big bosses, and the master was there! The staff asked me to go on stage immediately. I was so panicked that I didn't know what I was going to sing. Then I suddenly heard your voices, so I wanted to find you, and found you guys staring at a screen in the background, holding your fists and shouting all the time: [Turn! Turn! Turn!]..." Zhang Zishang said here , glared fiercely at the four teammates who were burying their heads in eating breakfast.

"Hahahaha!" The teammates who were a little sleepy in the morning laughed after hearing this.

The captain said that this was a manifestation of Zhang Zishang's real IQ and had nothing to do with them.

Lu Baiyang thinks that Zhang Zishang vilified them in his dream, otherwise they would not be able to read the family lines of "The Voice of China" at the scene of "Singer and Composer". They should be compensated.

Wu Keli didn't think there was anything wrong with this. He even thought that if Zhang Zishang really went to participate in "Singer and Composer" in the future, it would be interesting to play around like this when he went to visit the class! Thinking so imaginatively, Wu Keli couldn't help laughing.

[Miracle Boy] Eating the breakfast packed on the road in the practice room, Zhang Zishang talked about the strange dream he had yesterday.

"And then what?" Huang Hai was very interested in Zhang Zishang's dream, and urged him to continue talking.

Zhang Zishang continued: "Then I came on stage, and first I introduced it pretendingly, saying that the song I am going to sing next is to call on people to put aside their prejudices, giraffes can eat bones, goats can eat meat, and so can I." Well written songs..."

"Hahahahaha!" The teammates laughed again.

"Giraffes really eat bones?"

"Goats eat meat? Is it true?"

"It's all true." Zhang Zishang nodded seriously, "I didn't believe it when Master told me, but I only believed it after I checked the information. There are no pure carnivores or herbivores in nature."

[What have you learned from Teacher Han...] The teammates were puzzled in their hearts.

"Did you sing?"

"I sang. As soon as the music started, I followed the music in a daze, and sang a song I had never heard before. It was like singing impromptu." Thinking about it now, Zhang Zishang still had lingering fears.

"Did you win the championship?"

"I still won the first place in the competition with Master, if you think about it, you know I'm dreaming, okay?" Zhang Zishang was very sober.

After Han Jue sang the second issue of "Singer-Composer" in the main competition, there was another round of praise on the Internet. What the audience revealed sporadically is that even though they have raised their expectations for Han Jue, the new works brought by Han Jue can still surprise everyone on another level. very impressive.

Zhang Zishang doesn't expect to be better than blue one day, as long as he has seven points of master's level.

"What rank did you get?" Lu Baiyang asked him.

Zhang Zishang shook his head: "I don't know, I woke up halfway through singing."

"Hey~~" Everyone felt a little bored, but they were not too disappointed. After all, dreams are always like this, with no beginning and no end, and it is inexplicable.

"The point is not this, the point is," Zhang Zishang said seriously, "I wrote down the melody as soon as I woke up...it's quite nice."

The teammates instantly regained their spirits, clamoring to listen one by one.

Zhang Zishang then took out his phone and played a short melody.

Everyone was surprised that there really was.

He used the composition software of the tablet, and humming the lyrics softly, the prototype of a song came out.

The teammates thought it sounded good after listening to it, and they had never heard of it.

This is like a song dropped from the sky.

The captain warned: "Is there a prototype in reality, don't infringe upon it."

Zhang Zishang nodded: "When the time comes, go to the copyright music database to compare. If it's a new song, it's just a matter of time to let Master listen to the homework of the month's exam."

Wu Keli seemed to have thought of something, suddenly his eyes sparkled, and he turned his head to look at every corner of the practice room.

"Why?" Huang Hai didn't understand why Wu Keli added drama to himself without authorization.

Wu Keli said: "I wonder if Zishang is playing a prank on us with some hidden camera!"

Zhang Zishang: "???"

other people:"!!!"

After being told by Wu Keli, the others vigilantly moved away from Zhang Zishang.

Zhang Zishang was dumbfounded.

The teammates stared at Zhang Zishang with expressions of [Continue your performance].

On this April day, which is suitable for lying, they looked at the camera standing on the table, and the more they thought about it, the more they thought it was possible.

After all, Zhang Zishang became famous by pranking his master in "Extreme Man". Since then, he has let himself go, throwing away the lower limit, and displaying an astonishing talent in pranking guests. Just like seeing goats eating meat with their own eyes, they can no longer look at Zhang Zishang the same way they used to.

Early in the morning, Zhang Zishang brought a video camera to the practice room to film this and that, his behavior was very suspicious.

"Everyone, be careful with Zishang!" Wu Keli couldn't find the hidden camera in the practice room, so he went to grope around Zhang Zishang, looking for bugs and miniature cameras.

"You think too much!" Zhang Zishang struggled, "This is really not a prank!"

"It's scary to think too little," Wu Keli replied with lingering fear, "Yesterday I dreamed that I was talking about my girlfriend, but during the video, I found that she was recording and recording, and I woke up suddenly."

Zhang Zishang pointed at the camera and defended: "This is really for filming normal variety shows!"

Wu Keli and the others shook their heads in disbelief.

This is not the first time that Zhang Zishang has been backlashed by "Extreme Man". As he became more outstanding, funny, and popular in the show, he became more and more bound together with [a wolf in sheep's clothing] and a "fraudster" in the minds of his teammates. After all, the phrase "comedy people can do anything for the sake of being funny" was very heroic and impassioned when he shouted to his teammates.

Zhang Zishang couldn't explain it clearly, and wanted to cry.

He really wasn't joking.

Late last night, Zhang Zishang was invited by Huang Jin to drink outside. As soon as Zhang Zishang took his seat, he saw a video camera in front of the table.

Zhang Zishang thought that Huang Jin was making a personal video.

Huang Jin said no, he was filming a variety show.

This variety show is contrary to all the variety shows currently on the market. No script, no director, no lighting, no recording... nothing but a camera, a subject.

Artists who get this camera have to use it to shoot their own lives. The content is not limited, and the time is free. When they feel that the shooting is almost done, they can choose an artist friend in the circle of friends and hand over the camera to the other party. So pass the relay.

After a month has passed, the director will retract the camera. At that time, there may be dozens of artists in the camera, or it may only be uploaded a few times, and there are not many artists. There may be top actors among the artists, and there may also be new comedians. The scope is very large, the randomness is very strong, but it is also very fresh.

Huang Jin asked Zhang Zishang after explaining, did you understand?

Zhang Zishang replied that he understood.

Huang Jin said, just understand it.

After speaking, he turned and ran away.

Zhang Zishang looked at the camera left on the table, completely messed up.

I was connected?

Called Huang Jin, Huang Jin said yes, let him take a picture of something casually, and then pass it on to the next person.

Zhang Zishang returned to the dormitory with the camera and told his teammates, who were not surprised. Hearing that it was a new variety show directed by Huang Jin and "Extreme Man", each of them greeted the camera very actively.

This morning, Zhang Zishang took the video camera and started to shoot east and west, when he woke up, chatting in the car, and eating. Although there is no script, everyone gets along with each other very interestingly, so the atmosphere has always been harmonious.

Zhang Zishang didn't expect that the promise of trust would be gone in just one breakfast time.

Zhang Zishang said he would call Huang Jin to explain to them.

They said that Huang Jin was not trustworthy either. They are gangsters, snakes and rats, who doesn't know that the host team of Extreme Men is ruthless to their own people, and even more ruthless to outsiders.

Zhang Zishang felt that there was no way to talk today.

Wu Keli suddenly asked: "Hey, what's going on outside?"

"I don't know." Lu Baiyang asked, "What's wrong?"

Lu Baiyang's "what's the matter" is quite different from Wu Keli's "what's the matter".

Wu Keli explained: "Several people ran over."

Huang Hai stared at Zhang Zishang: "Is this part of a prank?"

Wu Keli suddenly realized: "Whoever goes out will be the first to be recruited, right?"

Zhang Zishang rolled his eyes and wanted to hit the wall.

Lu Baiyang listened carefully to the voices outside, stood up and said, "I'll go out and have a look."

The people in the room were still persuading Zhang Zishang to confess and be lenient.

The captain even lured Zhang Zishang to confess, saying that while Lu Baiyang was out, everyone would unite to play a prank on Lu Baiyang.

Zhang Zishang lay on the ground and hit his forehead [咚咚咚] on the floor, saying that he was really, really innocent.

After a while, Lu Baiyang did not come back, so the captain stood up and said that he was going to look for Lu Baiyang.

After waiting for a long time, the captain did not come back.

Huang Hai couldn't help but say one or two, what's going on! Then he said he was going to bring him back, but Huang Hai didn't come back.

Wu Keli looked solemn and asked, "Is this also arranged?"

Zhang Zishang chased Wu Keli: "Go, go! You go too!"

Wu Keli really went, but he never came back.

Zhang Zishang was the only one in the practice room.

Zhang Zishang waited quietly for the air, when suddenly a carp stood up from the ground, with a surprised expression: 【Could it be me who was pranked? ! The thief shouted "Stop the thief!" This routine is too deep! 】

Zhang Zishang got up quickly, took the camera, and opened the door carefully. Without going out, he stretched out the camera first, and used the lens to check the surroundings.

Everything is safe.

The hallway was quiet and empty.

Zhang Zishang listened carefully, and found that the corridor was very chaotic and lively, with excited screams one after another.

【on fire? There are bandits? Fans took over the company? Zombie siege? ...]

Zhang Zishang's heart skipped a beat, feeling that his teammates who left him in the practice room were really too bad.

Walking to the corridor, I noticed that the chaos was coming from downstairs. Downstairs is the floor where the trainees are.

And there are people running downstairs all the time upstairs, there are staff members, and there are also artists who have debuted for a long time.

Zhang Zishang grabbed a senior who was still familiar, and asked if something happened downstairs.

"Tsk." At first, the person caught was impatient and angry, as if some important matter had been delayed, but after seeing Zhang Zishang's face clearly, he suddenly became pleasantly surprised, and turned his back tightly as if he was afraid that he would run away. He grabbed Zhang Zishang's wrist and said, "Just right! Take me there!"

"Wait, wait! What's the matter? Why did you take you there?" Zhang Zishang held the camera in one hand, and was dragged downstairs with the other, with a puzzled expression on his face.

The senior shouted: "Han Jue is here! Take me to see Han Jue!"