This star is from the earth

After watching the clips of those future scenes, although the audience already knew that Jiang Qi's future workplace was full of thorns, they did not expect that the suffering actually existed from the very beginning.

"Uncle! Here comes an uneducated employee who doesn't meet the standards! Let's fire her..."

"As an employee of the B\u0026B, I can't be familiar with all the interesting places...Uncle, let's drive her away."

"Ms. Jiang, after discussion with the company's management, you are not suitable for this company. I am very sorry..."

"..."

From the moment she pressed the doorbell outside the door, Jiang Qi encountered many obstacles, and finally got through, only to find that the assessment after entering the door is everywhere, and she will be rejected and persuaded to leave if she is a little slack. Workplace couples are still in the workplace, which fully demonstrates what it means to not forget the original intention.

Whenever Jiang Qi was hit badly and showed sadness, the camera always slowed down, the picture always became dark and bleak, and a piece of melody with sad melody would also play: [Gentle laughter, sending me warmth, You injected me with joy and strong electricity...]

"Hahahaha!" Lu Baiyang and the others looked very happy, as if they were really injected with a strong electricity of happiness. After all, the misfortune is not on them.

Only Zhang Zishang was stunned, as if he couldn't believe that the man and woman on the screen were actually his most respected master and wife.

"Don't be so sad." Lu Baiyang only thought of Zhang Zishang because he was worried about Jiang Qi's situation, "Looking optimistically, Jiang Qi won't lose money this trip. Although it was a bit miserable, it was worth it. In just half an hour, she already had her own background music, and she also laid the foundation for a comedian."

Zhang Zishang's expression did not change after hearing this.

Wu Keli suddenly asked Zhang Zishang: "You seem to have said that you want to be a waiter?"

Fear, anxiety, and confusion suddenly appeared on Zhang Zishang's face...

Everyone's eyes suddenly focused on Zhang Zishang, they were silent for a long time, and came over tacitly and took turns patting him on the shoulder. "I will seriously prepare "Extreme Man".", "Don't worry about "My Love" and leave it to me.", "When you get there and live with Jiang Qi, maybe under the influence of the suspension bridge effect, you can tie the knot .”, “Hahahaha!~” Finally they laughed together.

Zhang Zishang was angrily thinking about it in his heart, and the strength of his fists became a little weaker.

I don't know if it's the tacit understanding of the "Sanqi couple", Zhang Zishang is still thinking about it, after Jiang Qi was persuaded to quit by the chairman Zhang Yiman again on TV, she collapsed on the ground and shouted with her heart: "Who will come?" Help me!"

"Come and save me... save me... save me... me... ah..."

After post-processing, Jiang Qi's voice echoed endlessly, like a desperate person crying for help when he was dying.

The camera zoomed up layer by layer as the sound spread, and the sound came out of the house, out of the village, then out of the mountains, and finally across thousands of mountains and rivers, thousands of people, and finally arrived at a temple.

A man in Buddhist plain clothes put down a roll of Buddhist scriptures and listened attentively, as if he had received Jiang Qi's faint call.

The next day, at Dali Airport, amidst the hustle and bustle of the crowd, the camera focused on a dusty suitcase with a yellowed Buddhist scripture on it.

Lu Baiyang looked at the TV and shouted: "What do you mean? This is to call the eminent monk?"

As soon as the camera turned, Director Wang appeared humbly in the screen, clasped his hands together, like a villain who had put down his butcher knife and was influenced, which brought out the mystery of the comer. "They're on their way," Director Wang said. The camera turned again to the B\u0026B, where Han Jue told Jiang Qi that he was going to pick up an acquaintance, then got into the car with Zhang Yiman and drove over to the airport.

"Acquaintance! Teacher Han knows that eminent monk!" The curiosity of the others was also suddenly aroused: "So is it a guest or employee No. 4?"

The camera cuts back and forth between the airport and the car, revealing the physical characteristics of the "high monk" bit by bit. The shoes are cloth shoes, with a string of beads on his hands, and Han Jue's music is faintly playing in the earphones...

Who the hell, who the hell.

The camera gradually moved up, and just when the audience was about to see the face of the "eminent monk", the picture froze and the program ended.

"Eh--"

"I C..."

Lu Baiyang, Huang Hai, and Wu Keli all jumped up. Although they understand that the identity of the eminent monk is reserved until the next episode as a highlight, they still want to breathe out the fragrance because their appetite is hung at the critical moment.

"There are already so many things to watch in the show, why do you still use these little tricks!" Lu Baiyang gritted his teeth. After one episode of "B\u0026B Cabin", the ratings cannot be lowered.

Leaving aside the charisma of Han Jue and Zhang Yiman, there are a lot of people watching them just sitting and chatting, not to mention that in this program, they expose a more life-like version of themselves, and every detail of the couple in the running-in stage It is not concealed at all, so that the audience's private desires are maximized, and it is like chasing the most realistic TV series. I don't know the development of the plot, I don't know what will happen to them in the end, and I don't know if they will be like ordinary people. Arguing over a small matter.

In addition, there is an unexpected joy-Jiang Qi, Jiang Qi and a cat and a dog formed a trio of employees, shouldering the element of humor, and won the essence of [the core of comedy is tragedy], so that the whole program will not have a single taste , too monotonous. In the second episode, the upcoming No. 4 employee or guest added to the viewability of the show. Lu Aries really couldn't think of the reason why the show might fail.

"How about you call Jiang Qi and let her spoil it?"

"That's boring."

Wu Keli urged Zhang Zishang to make a call, Huang Hai was playing with his mobile phone on the sofa, and was about to read the comments of "B\u0026B Cabin", the captain and Lu Baiyang planned to go back to the room to play on the computer, and the TV in the living room was just on.

After the production list and sponsors of "B\u0026B Cabin" were released, it didn't stop immediately and switch to commercials or other programs.

"There's more, it's not over yet! There are easter eggs!" Zhang Zishang pointed at the TV and exclaimed. Those who played with their mobile phones immediately put down their mobile phones, and those who entered the room immediately ran back to the living room.

Sure enough, I saw that "Ms. Zhang's B\u0026B Cabin" still has a paragraph.

It's not so much an easter egg, it's better to say that this is the beginning of the feature film.

After the subtitles and the ending song, the picture became extremely clean. A car was driving comfortably under the blue sky and white clouds in the suburbs, with hazy mountains in the distance and grass swaying in the wind nearby. The camera is on the inside of the car. Han Jue was driving the car, Zhang Yiman was in the co-pilot, and in the back seat sat a green ugly bear Zhang II, a husky Zhang San, and a black cat Valentine's Day.

Just when everyone wondered that Han Jue and Zhang Yiman went to the airport to pick up the eminent monk while Zhang San was left at the homestay, Zhang Yiman looked out the window and said excitedly: "I don't know how the new house will live!"

It turned out that this was not the way to pick up people at the airport, but a clip of them going to check into their new home before the hotel opened. Sure enough, the audience took a closer look at their clothes, and they were very different from the clothes they wore when they left the homestay.

"Uncle, let's take a road trip sometime." Zhang Yiman patted his head and suddenly came up with an idea:

"Okay," Han Jue opened the window, and the wind came in through the window, "When the last episode of "Black Mirror" is cut and the last few concerts are over, let's find a place to drive." Played two ads, not blunt.

Zhang Yiman was happy, and he was thinking about the travel plan with his fingers. When the time comes, they will travel in an RV, and bring Zhang San with Valentine's Day. The family should be neat and tidy. Lost, don't blame her...

Han Jue hehe: "I'm most worried about you getting lost on the way."

"Impossible, because if I get lost, then you must be lost too!" Zhang Yiman said with a smile. The subtext is that she will only follow Han Jue, if she gets lost, it means the two of them get lost together. "Then it becomes an elopement."

Han Jue said with a smile: "We don't have to elope now."

"Hmm~~" Zhang Yiman stretched her waist, like a cat showing its belly, she didn't have the slightest panic or uneasiness about the life in front of her, in this car, she clearly saw the shape of happiness.

"Suddenly thought of a song." Zhang Yiman took out his mobile phone and connected it to the stereo in the car.

Han Jue thought of something and asked, "Isn't it playing that song?"

"Which one?" Zhang Yiman asked Han Jue to guess.

"Do you still need to guess?" Han Jue sang confidently: "[You have seen many beautiful scenery, you have seen many beauties...you leave me, that is the meaning of travel...]"

"Not this one!" Zhang Yiman raised his hand angrily, but in the end he patted Han Jue's shoulder lightly.

"I know, I know, I did it on purpose," Han Jue smiled, and softly hummed another song: "[Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, and what I'm afraid will never happen...]"

"That's right~~" Zhang Yiman became happy. As soon as she finished speaking, a sad piano accompaniment sounded on the stereo, and the title of the song appeared on the screen, "A Maiden's Prayer".

【Elope with him in the car along the way and fall in love,

Don't let go no matter how crowded.

Pray that there will be no obstacles on the way,

Turn a happy journey into a sad...]

Han Jue's singing echoed in the car, and as the lyrics appeared on the TV screen, the picture changed accordingly, and became scenes of Han Jue and Zhang Yiman being together during the "Let's Fall in Love" period.

Among them, when they first met, Han Jue took the oranges that Zhang Yiman fed and ate them in big mouthfuls. There was a second meeting, when Zhang Yiman was crying after recording "That Woman", Han Jue squatted softly to comfort him. There is also a face-to-face meeting within 20 centimeters in the bed of the cohabitation hut. There was a roller coaster sitting at the top, and Zhang Yiman raised his hands high, shouting a prayer to never get off the ride...

"Ah." Lu Baiyang suddenly realized why Zhang Yiman suddenly wanted to listen to this song when it came to traveling and elopement. I also understand why when this song is played, the program team will cut the scene of "Let's Fall in Love".

[The green light has passed twice in a row, and I will love him for a few more kilometers.

When this light turns red, I will leave, and my life and death will be determined by luck...]

When Han Jue and Zhang Yiman announced their relationship, they said that their relationship started when they met by chance in April, but the real affection was undoubtedly conceived in the show. The program "Let's Fall in Love" is the car in which Han Jue and Zhang Yiman elope in the lyrics. Every time they escape a red light, they will be more happy. until getting off.

The picture finally stopped in the winter of the year before last, and they hugged each other to bid farewell.

The audience seemed to relive it again, but before it was too late to be sentimental, the picture on the screen returned to "Homestay". Zhang Yiman sat in the co-pilot, stuck out one hand out of the window, stroked the wind of nothingness, and sang along with the song: [Pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, lest what happens will never happen. How can I regain my confidence when the good times come smoothly...] Zhang Yiman's singing is not as panicky as Han Jue's in the audio, but full of confidence and high spirits. As if nothing could stop them from now on.

Yeah, they now have a new car that doesn't have to worry about traffic lights, and there's no restless presence chasing them. They don't have to elope or hide, they can go anywhere openly.

Watching the show and listening to new songs that they had never heard before, Zhang Zishang and the others were very moved with tears in their eyes. Lu Baiyang was also moved by the fact that the lovers finally got married, but at the same time, he also admired Director Wang of "B\u0026B Cabin".

"There are still feelings and music." Lu Baiyang muttered to himself.

Various factors to ensure that the program does not fail, in addition to those mentioned above, there are feelings and music.

...

...

"Break the record? Okay, I got it." Zhang Yiman hung up the phone, turned to Han Jue and said, "Director Wang said that the ratings of the first episode last night broke the record for the first broadcast of the TV station."

Han Jue nodded as he sipped his oatmeal, and said nothing, but the sound of gold coins colliding could only be heard in his mind. He and Zhang Yiman starred in "B\u0026B House" and did not receive any pay or dividends.

"Okay!" Jiang Qi just finished the ten-kilometer walk, and her legs are still weak. She weakly climbed onto the chair, grabbed a bun, and comforted herself while eating: "It's worth my sacrifice..."

"Sacrifice what? What sacrifice?" Zhang Yiman asked Jiang Qi.

Jiang Qi rolled her eyes a few times, pretending to choke on eating steamed buns, and instead of answering, she stuffed another half an egg into her mouth.

Zhang Yiman didn't ask any further questions, but wiped his mouth, and asked Jiang Qi to wash the dishes later, and then took Zhang San for a walk.

Jiang Qitangtang, who ran for ten kilometers without changing her face, was about to cry.

Zhang Yiman said with a serious face: "I already know your situation, don't worry, the intrigue in the office will not appear in our Zhang's B\u0026B, and Zhang San will not bully you again." Zhang Yiman said that she passed last night In the first episode that was released, I also knew how bad Zhang San was in private, how he would bully others—mainly Jiang Qi—so today he came up with a way to change Zhang San's temper.

"Chairman!" Jiang Qi was so moved that she almost cried.

Zhang Yiman comforted Jiang Qi: "You can go for a walk with it in a new place today and use up its energy, so that it won't have extra energy to torment you."

Jiang Qi asked where the so-called new place was with bright eyes.

"As we all know, huskies are sled dogs." Zhang Yiman turned around with his hands behind his back, his deep gaze penetrated the wall and reached the top of Cangshan Mountain in the distance.

Jiang Qi was stunned, and suddenly felt the strength of her whole body being pulled out. After putting down the bowl and chopsticks, she fell to the ground suddenly.

"Teacher Han! Boss Han!" Jiang Qi asked Han Jue for help.

Han Jue had to come out and say a few words of justice. He asked Zhang Yiman with a serious face: "Did you watch yesterday's program?"

Zhang Yiman nodded and said he read it.

Han Jue asked again: "Have you broken the record?"

Zhang Yiman nodded: "It's broken."

"Do you think Xiao Jiang is responsible for breaking the record yesterday?" Han Jue's expression was so serious that Jiang Qi was a little uneasy, for fear that she would become the spark of a couple's quarrel.

Zhang Yiman used his index finger and thumb to draw a little distance.

Han Jue asked: "Think again?"

Zhang Yiman reluctantly widened the distance by half a centimeter.

"Should Xiao Jiang be promoted?"

"Should."

"So, you can't say let Xiao Jiang go for a walk with Zhang San on the Snow Mountain." Han Jue said, "It should be, let Zhang San accompany Xiao Jiang to the Snow Mountain for a walk. No, it's running. I heard that exercising in places with thin air is more effective. That's what's in the awesome Special Forces training courses."

Zhang Yiman suddenly realized that he was ashamed to say that as the chairman, he ignored the credit of his subordinates, and admitted his mistake, saying that he would definitely be rewarded and punished in the future. President Han Jue felt relieved.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Hearing the devil couple in front of her, Jiang Qi went completely crazy. The lunatic looked up to the sky and questioned the sky. But it was a pity that she was quickly knocked down by Zhang San within a few steps, and was also used as an obstacle to jump over and over again.

"The guest is still sleeping!" Zhang Yiman angrily told Jiang Qi not to disturb the guest, looking at Jiang Qi who was even more crazy, Zhang Yiman sighed, saying that Jiang Qi was still too young, she just had a little career If you make progress, you will be happy, and you can't control your mentality, so you have to exercise again. "Demotion! Demotion!"

The total time for No. 3 employee Jiang Qi to be promoted from the bottom staff is 32 seconds.

...

After they finished eating and cleared the table, the guests staying in the homestay also woke up one after another. They basically have to solve their own breakfast. At the beginning, Han Jue and the others also wanted to prepare breakfast for the guests, but they found that they got up too early, and if the guests wanted to eat, they had to get up early, which was very inhumane and affected the accommodation experience.

At half past nine, Sister Qin came to the B\u0026B with her assistant and told Zhang Yiman that it was almost time to leave.

"Be careful on the road." Han Jue said to Zhang Yiman who had changed his clothes after putting the suitcase in the car.

"Okay~" Zhang Yiman nodded, then stood by the car door and opened his hands towards Han Jue.

Han Jue knew what she meant and went up to hug her.

While shouting, Zhang Yiman hugged Han Jue tightly with his eyes closed, then raised his head and kissed him, and then shouted, "Charging is complete!" Smiling, she got into the car and rushed to "Singer" the recording site.

After seeing Zhang Yiman off, Han Jue went back to the yard, ready to take Zhang San for a walk—of course he was joking when he told Jiang Qi about running in the snowy mountains.

Han Jue put Zhang San on the leash, and wanted to find Jiang Qi and tell her to take care of the house. Employee No. 4 woke up and asked him to help.

In the end, after searching and searching, Jiang Qi could not be found.

Han Juegang was about to go upstairs to see if Jiang Qi was in the bedroom, when he saw Jiang Qi sneaking down fully armed.

Han Jue felt strange and asked her, "What are you doing here?"

Holding the air ticket to Star City in her hand, Jiang Qi grinned grinningly, her delicate and pretty face was filled with the ambition to take revenge after bearing the humiliation: "I'm going to surprise the chairman!"

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Note: "Love in the Past" - Leslie Cheung

"The Meaning of Travel" - Cheer Chen

"A Maiden's Prayer" - Miriam Yeung