This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 191 Xu Ye’s upper and lower eyelid collision theorem

 Xu Ye prepared this version of the Lonely Warrior a long time ago.

 It’s just that the official version of Lone Warrior has no chance to be released, and this version of Lone Warrior cannot be released either.

 It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, so it was logically too late.

 Xu Ye estimated that his elderly fans should have fallen asleep, and the ones who are still active now should be young people.

 Plus, because of the holiday, there must be a lot of night owls.

 So Xu Ye plans not to directly release this version of the song video.

This time, let’s do it differently.

 He immediately compiled some food photos in the album, made a video, and then posted it on Douishou.

Tonight, many people are still awake.

For example, a top-notch Wei Qingfeng who just finished eating roast chicken.

His life assistant is lying on the bed. In fact, this life assistant is not tired at all now, after all, it only takes two or three minutes, but every time after it is over, she has to pretend to be tired.

 This is the basic respect given to Party A.

Wei Qingfeng didn't feel at all that the other party was playing him. After all, he couldn't tell with his acting skills.

This top celebrity is currently sitting on the edge of the bed, playing with his mobile phone and smoking.

 The **** life assistant slowly took off her **** underwear and put on a nightgown.

She really hates wearing **** underwear. This kind of clothes seems to have less fabric, but some clothes are more troublesome to wear.

 As a result, the time of use is not as long as the time it takes to put on clothes.

 After changing her clothes, she leaned on the bed and played with her mobile phone.

 At this time, a notification popped up on her phone.

“Xu Ye, whom you often watch, has released a new video.”

The life assistant subconsciously held the phone to her chest and glanced at Wei Qingfeng guiltily.

Seeing that Wei Qingfeng was still smoking alone, she picked up her phone and clicked on this prompt.

　　Then her phone automatically jumped into the shaking app.

 Just when she opened it, she would glance at it from the corner of her eye from time to time to make sure that Wei Qingfeng didn't notice her.

Some celebrities are very taboo about people in their team being fans of other celebrities, especially when the celebrity himself is very popular.

Based on her understanding of Wei Qingfeng, if she is found to be a fan of Xu Ye, she will definitely be let go.

 She is reluctant to give up this job. There are not many jobs that can make money so easily.

“The National Day Party has just ended, and Xu Ye actually posted a video. I don’t know what he posted.”

The life assistant thought to himself, waiting for the video to be loaded.

This sense of betrayal stimulated her nerves, and the whole process made her feel very excited.

 In her opinion, Xu Ye's appearance is much better than Wei Qingfeng's.

The reason why she became a fan of Xu Ye was actually because of the final makeup photos released in the movie "One-Armed Sword".

 Xu Ye's makeup photos full of male hormones made her unable to extricate herself.

It’s a pity that Xu Ye’s studio does not recruit the position of “life assistant” at all.

 Soon, the hand-shaking video is loaded.

 Copywriting is one sentence.

 “Everyone shouldn’t be sleeping yet, right? I want to announce something...”

　　A video consisting of photos of delicious food started to play, and the life assistant's mouth watered when watching it.

 Sending this kind of photo at night is really too much.

 She was a little hungry now and had not been filled at all.

 When the video played to the end, a red background picture appeared.

 After seeing this picture, the life assistant couldn’t help laughing.

This picture of Xu Ye is really funny.

 He actually used the background of the kind of good news that he usually releases. Even the font and color are the same as that kind of good news.

 Bright red, looks very festive.

The text above is very simple. The top is two big words "Notice", and the bottom is "Tonight at 23:30, I am shaking my hands live."

This combination looks very abnormal.

 “I’m so sick!”

Just as the life assistant was thinking in his mind, Wei Qingfeng's voice came over.

"why are you laughing?"

The life assistant quickly put away the smile on her face and said in a clipped voice: "I just saw a funny video..."

Wei Qingfeng didn't ask any more questions. He was checking the ranking of his favorite programs.

 At present, the number one program is still his.

The two traffic stars who performed the show with him also posted promotional Weibo posts. This show has three top fan groups supporting it. It is difficult not to win the first place.

Their votes have exceeded the second place by several thousand votes, and the other party cannot catch up.

“Xu Ye, you’re not very good at it.”

 At this time, a message from the broker popped up on the phone.

 “Xu Ye just sent a message that the live broadcast will be on Douishou tonight!”

 When he saw this news, Wei Qingfeng's heart suddenly skipped a beat.

The last time Xu Ye did a live broadcast, it directly broke the sales record in the music industry and dominated several hot searches.

This has led many companies in the entertainment industry to consider whether to use live broadcasts to increase the popularity of celebrities.

Even some unknown singers and actors have begun to try to operate accounts on Douishou.

However, these top celebrities will not consider live streaming on Douishou for the time being, but they may open an account on Douishou later to share some daily life.

 “What does he want to do?”

 Wei Qingfeng communicated with his agent.

The agent also expressed that he was not sure. Xu Ye did not communicate with the Douishou platform this time and started the live broadcast directly. Who knows what he wants to do.

 Finally, Wei Qingfeng decided that he wanted to watch Xu Ye's live broadcast.

 He downloaded a hand-shaking software and registered an account at random.

He went to watch Xu Ye's live broadcast, so no one would find out.

 Xu Ye’s fans were also very excited after seeing this video of Xu Ye.

 Xu Ye now has more than 10 million fans on Doushou, and is undoubtedly the top account on Doushou.

 "The dean is finally going live! I'm ready to connect with the dean!"

　　“I almost thought the last picture of yours was for the Chinese New Year!”

“Dean, please broadcast live quickly, I’m ready!”

 Fans immediately left messages in the comment area of ​​this video.

Xu Ye has not broadcast live for a while, and everyone misses him very much.

 At half past eleven, the live broadcast started on time.

 Different from the last live broadcast, the entire scene was very professionally arranged.

The live broadcast this time was much simpler. Xu Ye just took a mobile phone and put it in front of him and pointed it at him.

 He was sitting on a chair in the hotel, watching the barrage on another mobile phone.

 After the live broadcast started, Xu Ye remained motionless, just blinking.

 After closing his eyes, he would pause for several seconds before opening them.

 Then he closed his eyes again after a few seconds.

 Just repeat it back and forth.

“What’s wrong, Dean? If your eyes weren’t moving, I would have thought my phone was stuck.”

“Dean, please call me quickly, I want to discuss your condition with you!”

 “Xu Ye, let’s sing!”

The patients at Huohua Hospital are really a bit unseemly, but fortunately the passers-by fans are quite serious.

Wei Qingfeng was also lying on the bed watching Xu Ye's live broadcast.

 When he started watching the live broadcast, the life assistant took the initiative to lean on his shoulder and look at Xu Ye.

It's just that Wei Qingfeng didn't know that he actually wanted to see Xu Ye.

 “It’s boring, what’s the point of blinking back and forth.” Wei Qingfeng complained.

 At this time, Xu Ye finally spoke.

 “Good evening everyone, I just discovered a big secret!”

Xu Ye looked excited.

In the live broadcast room, everyone immediately started posting comments and asked Xu Ye what his secret was.

Wei Qingfeng was also a little confused. You just blinked back and forth. What secret could you discover?

 Xu Ye paused for a few seconds and said excitedly: "I discovered that as long as we close our eyes, it means that the upper and lower eyelids are touching!

I tried it several times just now, and every time I closed my eyes, my upper and lower eyelids touched each other! No exception! You haven't noticed it before, right? I call it "Xu Ye's upper and lower eyelid collision theorem"! "

After finishing speaking, Wei Qingfeng fell silent.

The life assistant in his arms burst out laughing. She felt that Xu Ye was even more attractive.

It was only after she finished laughing that she remembered that she was still in Wei Qingfeng's arms.

She added: "You see Xu Ye is really mentally ill."

After finishing speaking, she still thought to herself: "It's so fun."

In the live broadcast room, after Xu Ye finished speaking, even the barrage paused briefly.

 Subsequently, an overwhelming barrage came out.

"In this way, I found that every time I eat, I need to put the food into my mouth first, without any exception. I call this the "eating goes into the mouth theorem"!"

“The dean is right! In addition to this theorem of yours, there are also the Theorem “You Can’t Breathe When You Cover Your Mouth and Nose” and “You Can See theorem Only by Opening Your Eyes”!

 “Isn’t this normal? Can this also be called a theorem?”

 Some newcomers obviously haven't adapted to Xu Ye's style.

However, after one person posted "Ah, yes, yes, yes," the comments became all "Ah, yes, yes, yes."

 The essence of human beings is repeaters.

 Xu Ye gave everyone a critical blow at the beginning.

 The atmosphere in the entire live broadcast room became lively, and the real-time number of people displayed was already more than 200,000.

You should know that it has only just started broadcasting, and the number of people is already large, and it is still growing rapidly.

Xu Ye came closer to the camera and whispered: "I have another secret. You must not tell others."

After saying this, Xu Ye cleared his throat and said seriously: "Welcome to my live broadcast room. I am the singer Xu Ye. Just a few hours ago, I sang a song on the stage of the National Day Gala. The first lone brave man.”

“Attention, it’s the National Day Gala. Have you all seen it?”

 Xu Ye is a bit like the kind of person who shows up at Versailles in front of friends.

 I went to the National Day party.

 But the audience doesn’t care what you sing now.

“No, can you tell me the secret?”

 “It’s off! You’re half-said!”

“The dean has said that the above is a secret. Of course he won’t tell you. Don’t you understand?”

 “Damn! I’m sick!”

The feeling of saying half of this is very uncomfortable, and those who have experienced it will understand.

 Xu Ye got to the point after chatting with everyone for a while.

"I'm here to canvass for votes this time. I hope everyone can go to the National Day party's favorite program and vote for both Lonely Warrior and Congratulations. To show my sincerity, I will sing a song for you, Lonely Warrior. I promise you will listen to it. A version I’ve heard of but haven’t heard yet.”

 (End of this chapter)