This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 243: Pigeon: Come on, someone is cheating here!

Chapter 243 Pigeon: Come here, there is a scammer here!

However, Xu Ye did not stop, but barked at the cow from time to time.

 After he barked, the cow over there responded with a cry.

 There seemed to be no barriers to communication between the two parties.

 When the group of cows came to the edge of the fence, they were still looking at Xu Ye with their eyes.

“I suspect these cows are wondering why my kind walks on two legs.”

 “Niu: Am I hallucinating?”

 “Human and nature coexist in harmony!”

 The barrage floated by.

 Xu Ye barked a few more times.

 Then the herd of cattle responded a few more times.

This scene stunned Lin Ge.

 He asked doubtfully: "Were you talking to them just now?"

 Xu Ye said: "That's right."

Lin Ge was stunned.

 He immediately asked: "What did you say to them?"

Shen Qian pricked up her ears and listened carefully.

Even Cheng Tianlei is a little curious.

Xu Ye said seriously: "I asked them if you were in a meeting just now, why did you ignore us? They said no, they were chatting, and they didn't understand what you two said. I asked them again, can I take a sip of your milk? , they said if you don’t mind, come in and drink, it’s still warm.”

“So, do you want to drink or not?”

Lin Ge glanced down at the cow involuntarily, then silently withdrew his gaze.

 Hand down directly on the cow to drink milk, it’s really yours!

"I won't drink. I want you to drink." Lin Ge said angrily.

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly said "Hey".

 The audience was laughing like crazy.

 “I can’t do it anymore! I secretly watched the live broadcast and laughed out loud, and my boss found out!”

“Xu Ye translated Niu’s language, and it was 80% funny. Lin Ge believed it, and it was 1000% funny.”

“Old Lin’s brain is probably burned out now.”

Everyone has finally noticed that when you were chatting with Xu Ye, your mind went offline accidentally.

Shen Qian rolled her eyes and was speechless.

 Then everyone saw Millipeda walking up to the cows and communicating with the cows by mooing.

 After staying at the cow for a while, everyone went to the next stop as arranged by the program team.

 While walking on the road, a big dog jumped out.

 The coat of this large dog is brown, yellow and black.

Shen Qian immediately said: "It's German Shepherd."

  The German Shepherd dog is a type of shepherd dog and is widely used in many industries.

 It is quite normal to see German shepherds in the pasture.

 After seeing everyone, this German shepherd immediately ran up and circled around everyone.

Shen Qian waved to De Mu and shouted: "Come here, come here."

As soon as she finished speaking, she thought of the scene where Xu Ye used cow language to talk to cows.

 You don’t want to use dog language with dogs, do you?

This German shepherd is different from a cow. As soon as it sees Shen Qian waving, it runs towards Shen Qian.

When he arrived, he started to rub against Shen Qian's hand. Shen Qian also smiled and patted the dog's head.

 After De Mu and Shen Qian interacted for a while, they ran to another female singer and rubbed against each other for a while.

Ma Lu smiled and said: "Don't say it, this dog looks quite handsome. Why don't I get one when I go back?"

 Then he squatted down with a smile and waved to the dog.

 After seeing Malu waving, Gouzi rushed towards Malu again.

But it ran too fast, Xu Ye took another step forward, and the dog bumped directly into Xu Ye's leg.

Gouzi seemed to be stunned. After taking a few steps back, he raised his head and glanced at Xu Ye.

Xu Ye squatted down, rubbed the dog's head and said softly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, puppy."

 Gouzi said nothing.

Shen Qian thought it was quite unique when she saw Xu Ye looking like this.

To be honest, no one has seen the gentle side of Xu Ye until now.

 Speaking so gently is like speaking to a girlfriend, which is very different from Xu Ye before.

"If Xu Ye stays in this state, coupled with this handsome face and figure, he will be an ideal boyfriend." Shen Qian thought in her heart.

At this moment, Xu Ye said to Gouzi seriously: "I'm sorry for you, but it doesn't matter if you say it! Just say it!"

 Shen Qian is stupid.

 The power is broken in one second!

 Are you **** sick? Are you saying this to a dog?

 Tell me how I can tell you that this German Shepherd is okay!

 The dog still didn’t speak.

Xu Ye said with a look of disgust: "Don't say pull him down." After saying that, he let go of Demu's hand, and Demu ran away directly. When he was more than ten meters away, he looked back at Xu Ye, his eyes full of Feeling wronged.

"Hahaha! What the hell! If this German Shepherd says it doesn't matter today, our show won't be a music program, it will be a science program."

“Excuse me, why did Xu Ye not say woof woof woof when communicating with the dog this time? Answer: Because Xu Ye is a real dog.”

“De Mu: Are you sick?”

 In the live broadcast room, a lot of barrages passed by.

Everyone is really convinced by Xu Ye, you can bully even a dog.

However, this dog is obviously very humane and still runs around next to everyone.

Xu Ye and his party just visited the ranch.

 Cheng Tianlei's mind was obviously not on the tour, and he was only here to cooperate with the recording of the program.

 He had no intention of adding drama to himself.

He admitted that he is not very good at this type of variety show.

  Anyway, it is enough to defeat Xu Ye while waiting for the stage performance.

 Singers must sing well, so why bother with so many things?

At this time, a group of people walked to an open space, surrounded by a lot of pigeon cages, and there were many pigeons on the ground looking for food.

Shen Qian and the female singer were also excited after seeing these pigeons.

These pigeons are all white and have markings on their legs. They are also white pigeons raised in pastures.

Many pigeons are walking leisurely on the ground, lowering their heads and pecking at the ground from time to time.

  Things like white doves are very attractive to girls.

Shen Qian and the female singer couldn't walk. They were surprised many times along the way.

It is not true that they have really seen nothing. The main thing is that the atmosphere is in place.

Moreover, the program team is coming to record the program, and the ecological ranch has been specially cleaned. Now everyone is visiting the luxurious version of the ecological ranch.

 Immediately, a staff member from the ranch came forward to introduce these pigeons to everyone.

 At this time, Xu Ye was dishonest again.

  He walked quietly toward the pigeons with steps.

 The director also immediately switched the camera to Xu Ye.

When Xu Ye was about to reach the pigeon, he squatted down and stretched out his right hand.

The cameraman who was following the shooting quickly went to take pictures of Xu Ye's right hand.

Xu Ye’s right hand was clenched into a fist, with the palm facing up.

His behavior attracted everyone's attention.

 In the live broadcast room, another barrage floated by.

 “The dean is going to feed the pigeons.”

 “He’s the only one who doesn’t listen well to other people’s introductions!”

“I don’t know why, I always feel like something is wrong, but I can’t put my finger on it for a while.”

 In the picture, these pigeons have already walked towards Xu Ye's hand.

These pigeons are not afraid of people because they have been with people for a long time.

They obviously know that if humans squat down and stretch out their hands, they are going to feed them.

Not long after, Xu Ye’s right hand was surrounded by a large circle of pigeons.

The pigeons all stared at his fist, and some even screamed.

 “It’s fun, I’ll play with it later.” Shen Qian thought in her heart.

 At this moment, Xu Ye opened his fist.

It can be clearly seen in the live broadcast room that after Xu Ye opened his fist, there was nothing inside.

After the pigeons opened it, a few pigeons even looked up at Xu Ye.

That look in his eyes was exactly the same as when De Mu was being taught a lesson by Xu Ye just now.

 This group of pigeons turned around and left.

 The show ended immediately.

 It seems like a bleak wind is blowing here.

 Everyone present looked at Xu Ye with speechless expressions.

The cameraman now wants to kick Xu Ye.

Fuck you, do you know how hard it was for me to take a close-up of your hand?

That's it?

 You don’t have anything in your hand, how can you pretend to be?

Even the barrages in the live broadcast room decreased significantly after Xu Ye opened his palms.

 Everyone felt that at that moment, their heads seemed to have shrunk.

“I looked quite happy before, but now I really feel that something is wrong with the dean.”

“I’ve found the reason for what was wrong just now. The dean doesn’t have anything to eat. How can he feed the pigeons?”

 “Come here, there is a scammer here.”

 “Pigeon hasn’t downloaded the national anti-fraud APP.”

 (End of this chapter)

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