This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 406 "Seaweed Dance"

 The song "Seaweed Dance" has also been popular on earth for some time.

At that time, many people on the Internet were using this song as background music to dance the seaweed dance.

This song has also appeared on many stages, such as the CCTV Mid-Autumn Festival Gala in 2018, and has also been covered in some variety shows.

The person who composed this song is named Xiao Quan. This person is not famous in the music world, and many people have never heard of his name.

This singer's dress is actually a bit cool. He also has a song that became popular with an alternative attitude called "Social Shake".

As a result, social shake became popular, but the background music used by those who danced in social shake was not "Social Shake".

His two most popular songs seem a bit earthy at first.

But the lyrics are quite interesting.

Especially "Seaweed Dance", it became popular on the Internet and was even moved to the CCTV Mid-Autumn Festival Gala, which is enough to show that the three views of this song are okay.

　　It is perfect to sing this song on "Happy Departure".

This program was designed to make the audience relaxed and happy from the beginning.

 The "Xu's Meng Song" at the beginning is just an appetizer.

　　When Xu Ye said the title of the song, everyone present had doubts on their faces.

 At this time, everyone is in the yard of the Happy House.

There is a large wooden shed in this yard, and under the shed is a large dining table, where everyone eats.

Liu Tingke asked: “Do you want us to be like seaweed?”

Xu Ye asked back: "Do you think your figure can be like a seaweed?"

The post-production staff also added a sweating special effect to Liu Tingke’s face.

 Liu Tingke was embarrassed.

However, as a senior variety show star, how could Liu Tingke miss this kind of scene.

 He immediately came to stand next to Xu Ye and said, "I can do it!"

Huo Zhou smiled and did not go there.

He is just a host. He can sing occasionally, but dancing is really a show of shame.

 At this time, Ma Lu pulled Dong Yukun and ran to Xu Ye's side.

 “Let’s come too!”

 As soon as they took the lead, Zhou Dachen also stood up.

 He always likes to join in the fun, so he will definitely not miss this opportunity.

Zhou Dachen smiled and said: "I can't let go of this opportunity to be on the hot search."

 After speaking, he also walked to Xu Ye's side.

 Zhang Aimin looked at Zhou Dachen and stood up.

 Seeing Zhang Aimin stand up, Huo Zhou asked doubtfully, "Are you going too?"

 Zhang Aimin said: "I won't go, my **** hurts."

 After saying that, Zhang Aimin sat down again.

Huo Zhou was speechless.

　Why does this man smell like Xu Ye?

 Have you all been infected?

At this time, in a high-end residential area in Chengdu.

Guo Yao is watching TV.

"This group of people went crazy following Xu Ye. Fortunately, my daughter didn't go."

Guo Yao feels that her daughter’s education is quite successful.

Although my daughter has been influenced by Xu Ye several times before, she has done some "Ye-like" behavior.

 But this is completely influenced by Xu Ye!

 When her daughter is not with Xu Ye, she is too quiet.

In Guo Yao's heart, Tang Siqi will become a TV actress in the future.

 Whatever is behind your eyes, it must be noble and cool.

When we were young, we took the quiet route. When we grow up, it is normal for us to take the aloof route.

　　Although there are still some funny moments in "Happy Departure", overall it is normal.

Guo Yao looked at her daughter beside her and asked, "You didn't dance with Xu Ye, did you?"

On the sofa, Tang Siqi lowered her head, put the thumbs of her two feet together, and said vaguely: "I..."

 She no longer needs to answer.

On the TV, Tang Siqi had already stood up.

 “Dean, I want to play too!”

Xu Ye said: "Okay!"

Tang Siqi also joined the team.

Now, only Huo Zhou and Zhang Aimin were left at the dining table.

 The remaining six people all followed Xu Ye.

The expression on Guo Yao's face froze instantly.

She looked at the TV speechlessly, the light in her eyes gone.

 On the barrage, the audience was extremely happy.

“Of these six people, if they were all arrested as mentally ill, some of them must have been arrested wrongly, but there must have been some missing persons in the arrest of every other person.”

 “Sister Siqi, don’t follow Xu Ye’s example and make a bad mistake!”

“Fortunately, Teacher Huo still sticks to his normal position.”

 At this time, the program has come to an end and the audience is the largest.

 The title "Seaweed Dance" doesn't sound like a serious song.

  The dean said it was very magical.

That must be very magical.

 …

 Ancheng, in a room in a resettlement housing community.

This house has a layout of two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom, and the monthly rent is 2,000 yuan.

 Including water, electricity and natural gas bills, it will cost several hundred yuan a month.

 The rent is already high in this area.

 But even so, there are still many people renting houses.

 For migrant workers, they don’t have many choices about where to rent a house.

If you want to be cheap, you have to endure long work hours.

This house is also occupied by two migrant workers who work in a nearby company.

Wang Tianyu just graduated from college this year and found a job with a monthly salary of 4,000 yuan.

However, he is still in the probation period and can only receive the probation period salary, which is only 3,200 yuan.

As a fresh graduate, his pursuit of salary is not high. He feels that as long as he works hard, his salary will definitely increase.

 As a result, after working for half a month, Wang Tianyu did not find the workplace feeling he wanted.

 The company he works for is a listed company, and its systems in all aspects are quite complete.

 But in this company, he feels like a screw.

 A screw produced on an assembly line is no different from anyone else.

 Every day is about going to work, completing the work like a robot, and then leaving get off work.

 Most of the time, there is actually no job.

 The reason is also very simple. If you are a newcomer, under normal circumstances, no one will give you the really important work.

Wang Tianyu alternates between a state of mind in which I am asked to do this as long as they pay me a salary, and a state of mind in which this work does not seem to improve me.

 Today, he had some conflicts with his long-distance girlfriend.

He met his girlfriend when he was in college, and she went to work out of town. She hoped that he could come here to work as well, and then the two of them would get married as soon as possible.

But Wang Tianyu’s family was unable to come up with the wedding money at once.

His salary is not high, and he doesn’t know how long it will take him to save enough money.

What's more, his girlfriend's family also asked Wang Tianyu to buy a house.

This phone call ended badly.

 The problem is that no one did anything wrong.

Wang Tianyu was sitting on the sofa. There were already more than a dozen cigarette butts in the ashtray on the coffee table.

 At a certain moment, an idea came to his mind that he wanted to go back to school and continue studying.

 How come things in society are so complicated?

 School is still simple. As long as you defeat the boss "Examination", everything else is not a problem.

After Wang Tianyu lit another cigarette, his roommate ran out of the bedroom holding a tablet computer.

 “Lao Wang, come and watch the show together, Xu Ye is going to sing!”

 The roommate in the shared house is Wang Tianyu’s college classmate, and they have a good relationship.

  After placing the tablet on the coffee table, the roommate picked up the cigarette case on the table and lit a cigarette.

Wang Tianyu said: "I'm not in the mood to watch videos now."

 The roommate said with a smile: "I'm not asking you to watch the video, I'm just looking for an excuse to give you a cigarette."

Wang Tianyu smiled and scolded: "You are embarrassing your ancestors."

The roommate laughed and didn’t care.

Wang Tianyu’s eyes also fell on the tablet screen.

 He naturally knows Xu Ye.

 At this time, six performers were already in place.

Xu Ye raised his hand and pretended to be holding a microphone in his hand, and said in a straight tone: "Next, the guest who is about to perform for everyone is..."

 “The dazzling boy, Liu Tingke!”

 Liu Tingke immediately waved to the camera.

 “Red Flame Mad Demon Mo Xiaobei!” Xu Ye continued. As soon as these words came out, it directly brought back everyone's memories of "Wulin Gaiden".

Mo Xiaobei, played by Tang Siqi, left a deep impression on everyone.

The nickname "Red Flame Mad Demon" is a title given to Mo Xiaobei.

After the introduction, Xu Ye continued: "This is a big Xu Ye!"

 “This is a continent!”

 “This is a big jade kun!”

　　The audience was already laughing like crazy as I read these titles one by one.

What the hell? Xu Ye still remembers the title from the last show.

 Add four characters in front of your name to make it appear more powerful.

The key point is that Dong Yukun's last name was not pronounced in order to neatly contrast it.

 At this time, Zhou Dachen is the only one who has not yet been introduced.

Zhou Dachen solemnly stretched out his hand to brush it from the top of his hairless head, and straightened his collar.

This is clearly going to make a wonderful debut.

 Just waiting for Xu Ye’s introduction.

 The next second, Xu Ye's introduction came.

 “Middle-aged man, Zhou Dachen!”

Zhou Dachen didn't hold back at that time.

He stared at Xu Ye in astonishment, his eyes almost bursting with fire.

　　"Hahaha! I'm going to die laughing. How powerful other people are, but when it comes to Lao Zhou, he is a middle-aged man!"

“Is there a problem with this title? No problem, he’s bald and he’s not a middle-aged man?”

"Brother in front of you, who said that a bald man is a middle-aged man? Please delete your sentence. My friend felt a little uncomfortable after seeing it. Please respect my friend."

“Zhou Dachen has always made jokes about others, and now he finally becomes a joke!”

 The audience was making crazy comments in the barrage.

Xu Ye is really good at keeping things together.

Zhou Dachen stretched out a hand to Ma Lu, and then said angrily to Xu Ye: "Who are you talking about a middle-aged man?"

Ma Lu understood immediately, grabbed Zhou Dachen, and said quickly: "Brother Zhou, forget it. You are already a middle-aged man, so don't be as knowledgeable as a 21-year-old young man like Xu Ye."

 Zhou Dachen's movements froze.

This is a big studio where people gang up to bully people!

The guests watching this scene also laughed wildly.

Wang Tianyu looked at this scene and felt that his depression was relieved a lot.

 He said to his roommate: "This program is quite interesting."

The roommate smiled and said: "That's a must. With Xu Ye here, it's like watching a sketch."

 The program continues.

　　After Xu Ye threatened Zhou Dachen by saying that he would not pay the labor fee if he did not perform well, Zhou Dachen was also appeased.

 Xu Ye continued to raise his hand as a microphone and said: "Six of us are invited to perform the song and dance performance "Seaweed Dance" for everyone!"

 After saying that, Xu Ye turned around directly, facing the camera with his buttocks, his right hand on his waist, and his left leg stretched forward.

Others saw his action and immediately followed suit.

Xu Ye raised his left hand and snapped his fingers.

 “Music!”

 Snap your fingers and the accompaniment sounds.

The rhythmic drum beat sounded.

With the sound of drums, Xu Ye started to twist his buttocks.

 After the prelude ended, Xu Ye suddenly turned around.

 It's just that the other five people are following his movements and are a bit unfamiliar.

Xu Ye just stood up straight, with his left hand on his waist.

 The right hand is raised and placed flat in front of the body.

 At this time, Xu Ye started singing.

“Like a seaweed seaweed, swaying with the waves~”

“Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dancing in the waves~”

 While singing, Xu Ye's arms were still dancing in waves, as if he was imitating the seaweed dancing with the waves in the sea.

  But what I have to say is that this dance is so magical.

It’s not even the dance that’s magical, even this song is magical.

As for Tang Siqi and the others, they all followed Xu Ye's actions.

 But this action is still a bit difficult.

People like Ma Lu and Zhou Dachen, who have no dancing skills at all, cannot make any waves.

 Xu Ye continued to sing.

“Seaweed seaweed seaweed seaweed~”

“No matter how rough the waves are, I am happy~”

Wang Tianyu looked at this scene and found it a bit funny, feeling like he was losing his mind.

 Xu Ye is also very good at keeping things together.

 He really has no idol baggage.

If other singers write this kind of songs and worry about being scolded for exhausting their talents, Xu Ye is better, as he has followed this path to the end.

 The point is not that it is vulgar, but that it is suitable for both refined and popular tastes.

Wang Tianyu's depressed mood has dissipated somewhat.

 After he took a puff of cigarette, Xu Ye finished singing this part and his dance movements also changed.

　　A new song sounded again.

 “The sea of ​​people, the vastness~”

 “Go with the flow, ups and downs~”

 “Life is like a dream~”

 “Dear you, where are you~”

After hearing these lyrics from Xu Ye, Wang Tianyu felt his heart skip a beat.

 You just have to get on with your life, can you please stop worrying about me?

Although these lyrics don't have any fancy words, they made Wang Tianyu feel a little emotional.

 The following paragraph is a rap.

 Xu Ye can now be said to be a versatile singer who can sing and dance at the same time.

Zhou Dachen was in a state of disarray. Even if he moved his arms a little, he really couldn't move.

Others were quite excited and still following Xu Ye's movements.

“I have walked the steepest mountain road and seen the most magnificent sunrise~”

“Beside the midnight highway, saying to the night sky that I will not admit defeat~”

This rap is very long.

Wang Tianyu was stunned when he heard this. The cigarette in his hand was burning and he had forgotten to smoke.

 “The darkness and loneliness I have walked through, the betrayal and helplessness I have endured~”

“But I still can’t figure out this inner demon, I just learned to live a straightforward life~”

After the last two lines of the rap part were sung, Xu Ye's singing voice changed and became gentler.

“You and I are just a small and inconspicuous piece of grass in this vast sea of ​​people~”

 “But who says little people can’t be heroes~”

“You and I are just a blade of grass in this vast sea of ​​people, and we don’t know how high the sky is or how high it is~”

 “So don’t worry, just be happy~”

 “Love with all your strength, smile with all your strength~”

After hearing these lyrics, Wang Tianyu's expression was silent. He silently raised his hand and prepared to take a puff of cigarette.

 After taking a puff, I felt a burnt smell. When I looked down, I realized that the cigarette had burned out on its own.

He smiled and put out the cigarette **** in the ashtray.

Xu Ye’s singing voice was still playing on the tablet.

 When he heard the end, Xu Ye and the other five people danced the seaweed dance again.

 It's just that this time, Xu Ye is not singing alone.

 But everyone sings together.

“Like a tree of seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, swaying with the waves~”

 Everyone has a happy smile on their face.

These smiles seemed to reach Wang Tianyu’s face across the screen.

Wang Tianyu’s roommate has already stretched out his arms and danced with Xu Ye.

 At this time, the song has come to an end.

Xu Ye sang the last line with a smile.

　　“No matter how rough the waves are, I am happy and free!”

Wang Tianyu smiled, and he suddenly felt that sometimes the things he encountered in life were not that big a deal.

Compared with birth, old age, illness and death, other things we encounter seem to be nothing.

Like seaweed, dancing in the waves.

As for people, that’s actually possible too.

Wang Tianyu had an urge to dance the dance just now to relax.

  Sometimes you can actually put your mind down and live.

 (End of this chapter)