This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 414: After kissing, wipe your mouth

Tomorrow night is the day when "Crazy" officially launches.

 The audience is also looking forward to this drama with a strong cast.

 Another reason is because of the type of this drama.

 There has been no anti-gang criminal investigation drama on the market for many years.

This drama itself is very attractive, so there is no need to worry about the premiere data.

 The key point is how good the quality of the show is and whether it can retain the audience it attracted in the early stage.

 On the other side, Xiao Xu has already driven out in his car.

Today she got up early to tidy up, spent half an hour choosing clothes, and then put on makeup.

Originally, she thought it would be better to let the company’s driver drive, but in the end, Xiao Xu thought it would be better to drive herself.

 Having a driver beside me always feels a bit redundant.

 After everything was packed up, Xiao Xu sent a message to Xu Ye.

"have you woken up?"

Soon, Xu Ye replied with a photo and a sentence.

“I have been exercising for half an hour, took a shower, and had breakfast, and now I am reading a book.”

 The photo shows the contents of a book.

Xiao Xu stretched out her hand and enlarged the photo, and then she could clearly see the text on the book.

Xiao Xu read out the words in the book in a low voice.

“During the breeding period, sows are raised in single stalls or small groups. Single stalls are easy to manage, but sows lack exercise, which affects their physical condition. See Figure 4-3…”

 After reading this, Xiao Xu couldn’t read anymore.

She said, why is the illustration in this book a pig pen? It turns out that this book teaches people how to raise pigs!

Xiao Xu’s mouth twitched.

 You are a star in the entertainment industry, why are you reading a book about raising pigs?

Xiao Xu typed out a line of words.

 “I would like to ask, what is the name of your book?”

 Xu Ye replied quickly.

 He did not type, but directly took a photo of the cover of the book.

 There is a line of big words written on the cover of the book - High-yielding and efficient breeding technology for sows.

 Xu Ye originally wanted to read a book called "Postpartum Care of Sows", but the problem was that he couldn't find this book, so he had to settle for the next best thing.

 After seeing the cover, Xiao Xu felt that his cerebellum shrank.

 “What do you want to do when reading this book?”

Xu Ye said: "We are going to raise a pig in the Happy House. I will study in advance. You know me well. I love learning very much."

Xiao Xu shook off an eye-rolling emoticon.

 “Then I’ll pick you up now.”

 Xu Ye was shocked when he saw this news.

 “Are you driving here by yourself?”

"yes."

Xu Ye felt his heart skip a beat.

With a job like Xu Nanjia's, he only drives very rarely.

 He rarely drives a car himself.

As we all know, the more you drive, the better you will become. If you don’t drive, you will fall behind. Even if you are an experienced driver, your skills will become rusty if you haven’t driven for a long time.

 Driving skills are all learned through practice.

 When a novice driver takes to the road, he may not even be able to turn on the car lights, his movements may not be smooth during driving, and the car may make various abnormal noises.

 “Do you have a driver’s license?” Xu Ye asked again.

“There must be, I’m very proficient in driving, and I’ve passed the driver’s license test once, don’t worry!” Xiao Xu said.

 Xu Ye prayed in his heart.

 “May the goddess of luck bless you!”

 Then he waited.

 When Xiao Xu arrived at the hotel's underground parking lot, Xu Ye also happened to enter the elevator.

When Xu Ye came to Xiao Xu's car, Xiao Xu showed a sweet smile and said: "Get in the car and let you feel my driving skills."

Xu Ye didn't say anything. After putting the suitcase silently, he opened the rear door.

Xiao Xu's threatening voice immediately sounded.

 “Sit in the passenger seat for me!”

Xu Ye had already expected it and said with a smile: "Your boyfriend will get the wrong idea if you sit in the passenger seat, so I'll sit in the back seat."

Xiao Xu didn't say anything, but stared at Xu Ye with her big eyes, as if I would kill you if you dare to sit in the back row today.

In the end, Xu Ye couldn't resist the pressure of his eyes and sat in the passenger seat, but his left hand was on the handbrake, ready to pull the handbrake at any time.

Xiao Xu snorted and said, "If you still don't believe in my driving skills, I'll show you!"

She stepped on the accelerator and drove the car towards the outside of the parking lot.

 After arriving on the road, Xu Ye was still holding the safety handle with his right hand, and his left hand was ready to pull the handbrake at any time, fully prepared.

 After driving for a while, he had to admit that he underestimated Xiao Xu’s driving skills.

 But this driving skill is not comparable to Hao.

 Especially the roads in the city, where there are many people and cars, make it even more difficult to drive.

However, Xiao Xu is not the kind of arrogant person. She drives very carefully. If she can't drive fast, she won't drive fast.

 Thanks to Xu Ye's preparations, he had plenty of time, otherwise he might have missed the plane.

 After the car turned a corner, it came to a small road.

 There are more pedestrians on the small road.

Xu Ye glanced at the front, then at Xiao Xu. He pointed at the windshield and said, "Did you see that person in front of you?"

Xiao Xu didn’t even look back and said, “I saw it.”

 “Kill him.”

Xiao Xu turned his head in astonishment and said, "Isn't this okay?"

Xu Ye said helplessly: "Then it's time for you to apply the brakes."

Xiao Xu realized what he was doing and quickly stepped on the brakes.

 She smiled and said: "Accident, it was just a small accident."

Xu Ye turned his head and looked ahead, saying nothing.

 Fortunately, there were no accidents along the way and the car drove to the airport smoothly.

Xu Ye didn't rush to get out of the car and just let Xiao Xu go back. He was really worried.

“Find someone to help you drive.” Xu Ye said.

Xiao Xu blinked, smiled awkwardly and said, "I'll give Xu Yunqi a call."

Xiao Xu gave in.

The journey just now would have taken half an hour if she took a taxi, but she drove for almost an hour.

 If you are still worried when opening it, it is better not to open it.

Xu Yunqi has gone home for summer vacation these days and has nothing to do.

 After receiving Xiao Xu’s call, Xu Yunqi said he would be there soon.

The car Xu Nanjia drove was a gift from Xu Baifeng. Xu Yunqi had long wanted to drive it for fun. He liked driving the most.

 Xiao Xu then drove the car to the parking lot, and the two of them sat in the car, waiting for Xu Yunqi's arrival.

 There were people coming and going in the parking lot, but neither of them got out of the car.

 Xu Ye took out his mobile phone and looked at the cover video he posted on his "Li Huohua" account last night.

This video has gone viral.

 In the comment area, netizens left messages one after another.

“Xu Ye, stop pretending, I’ve seen you!”

“What you sing is so similar to what Xu Ye sings, you must be Xu Ye!”

“You think we can’t recognize you by changing your name? Who would do such a thing except you?”

 In the comment area, netizens said one after another that you are Xu Ye.

Although there is no evidence, you are Xu Ye.

Xu Ye is not panicked at all. There is nothing to be afraid of without evidence.

 With his understanding of Sha Diao netizens, he doesn’t even need to clarify anything. There are many "Zi Wang Dao" in this world. He can guarantee that there will definitely be a lot of Zhang Huohua and Wang Huohua coming out from behind.

In addition to the ridicule from netizens, Teacher Tengger's version of "The Ugly" also baptized everyone again.

In the comment area, some netizens said, "Why do I feel like you are scolding me when you sing this song?"

 This video has added some popularity to the song "Ugly".

 Subsequently, Xu Ye took to his large Weibo account and forwarded the video "Li Huohua" with the following text:

 “What you sing are all my words!”

 After doing this, Xu Ye turned around and saw Xiao Xu staring directly at him.

Xiao Xu’s eyes were partly shocked and partly speechless.

Xu Ye smiled awkwardly and said, "Have you seen it all?"

Xiao Xu nodded and said, "I've seen it all."

This time it was Xu Ye's turn to be embarrassed.

 What should I do if my waistcoat falls off at the beginning?

At this time, Xiao Xu smiled proudly, she finally caught Xu Ye's handle.

 Last time I couldn't expose Xu Ye's trumpet because everyone was in the same boat.

This time it’s different.

 Xu Ye playing a trumpet has nothing to do with her!

Xiao Xu snorted, puffed out her already obvious chest, and said, "Tell me, how much hush money do you plan to give me?"

Xu Ye sighed, with a guilty look on his face, and actor Xu Ye began to act.

 In Xiao Xu’s view, Xu Ye is now undergoing the torture of his conscience.

 Actually, Xu Ye was thinking of a solution.

 It can be sealed, but the sealing fee will be waived.

 There is another way to shut up Xiao Xu, and that is to make her one of our own.

At this moment, Xu Ye suddenly covered his eyes and said "ouch".

Xiao Xu became nervous all of a sudden, and she quickly asked: "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"

Xu Ye said in a hurried tone: "It seems like there is sand in my eyes."

Seeing Xu Ye like this, Xiao Xu had already come over and said: "Which eye, let me blow it for you."

 “Right eye.”

As Xu Ye spoke, he raised his head, put down his hands, and opened his eyes wide.

At this time, Xiao Xu was already in front of him. Xu Ye could even see each of her eyelashes clearly and feel the breath exhaled from the tip of her nose.

Xiao Xu didn't notice Xu Ye's expression at all. She slowly pouted her lips, preparing to blow Xu Ye's eyes.

Just when she pouted and was about to blow, Xu Ye suddenly ducked away and said with a look of panic on his face: "I asked you to help me blow my eyes, and you actually want to kiss me!"

Xiao Xu’s mind is full of questions.

Her chest suddenly became bulging, and she said angrily: "Who wants to kiss you? Please tell me clearly!"

 The atmosphere in the carriage has become uncomfortable.

Xu Ye pretended to be aggrieved and said nothing.

Xiao Xu became angrier as he thought about it, Xu Ye did it on purpose!

“You didn’t say I wanted to kiss you, then I would just pretend and do it for real!”

 Xiao Xu suddenly had a bold idea in his mind.

As soon as the idea came to her mind, she felt her ears burning.

She and Xu Ye have known each other for a long time, and this man teased her a lot, and she was defeated every time.

 But there is no doubt that Xu Ye has already occupied a place in her heart.

 It's just the girl's reserve that's still causing trouble.

 But every time she wanted to speed up, Xu Ye slammed on the brakes again. It was not a simple brake. Others' brakes were to slow down, while his was to go into a ditch.

 Her relationship with Xu Ye was like a roller coaster ride.

 She wants to take the initiative, but seems to have never been able to.

 If you keep being tricked by Xu Ye, you will never be able to take the initiative.

"He definitely didn't expect that I would do this. He definitely didn't expect that. I just scared him and reminded him, yes, that's it."

 In these few seconds, Xiao Xu had countless thoughts in his mind.

These thoughts have only one purpose, to convince yourself.

 Suddenly, Xiao Xu moved towards Xu Ye's face.

 She didn't want to think about it anymore.

Her red lips lightly touched Xu Ye's face and stayed for a moment.

 Only for a moment.

 But this moment seemed very long to Xiao Xu.

After the kiss was over, Xiao Xu pretended to be calm and said: "I, I, I just kissed you, what's wrong!"

 After saying that, Xiao Xu turned his head and looked at the windshield.

 Her ears, cheeks and neck were all red.

Now she doesn't dare to see Xu Ye at all.

On the other side, Xu Ye first covered his face after being kissed, pretending to be shocked.

 But in fact, he was already happy in his heart.

After the air in the carriage was silent for a long time, Xu Ye shouted: "I won't argue with you anymore, this is considered hush money."

 Men’s routines are very dirty.

 Today’s routine, success!

Xiao Xu was too embarrassed to say anything else. She regretted it now, very much.

She always felt that something was not right, and for a while she couldn't tell what was wrong.

　　Maybe it was tricked by Xu Ye, but it seems that she took the initiative.

 At this time, Xu Ye's voice reached her ears.

“Actually, I can pay a little more for the hush money.”

Xiao Xu subconsciously said: "Get out!"

Xu Ye smiled and did not pursue the victory.

 On the one hand, this place is not suitable. After all, it is a public place.

On the other hand, men must know how to exercise restraint. Many times if you take a step back, you can actually take more steps forward.

 Now that we have reached this point, don’t be in a hurry.

 But the atmosphere in the car has changed.

 If some relationships change, there is no going back.

 After Xiao Xu calmed down for a while, most of the blush on his face had dissipated.

 She turned her head and looked at Xu Ye beside her.

 Xu Ye handed her a wet wipe and said, "Wipe your mouth."

Xiao Xu almost couldn't hold his nerve.

The first thing a good man does after being kissed by a woman is to ask her to wipe her mouth!

Xiao Xu took the wet wipes and said, "I'm angry. I feel like I've been cheated by you. I'm warning you, I can do anything when I'm angry."

　　When Xiao Xu said this, she didn't realize that she actually had some coquettish emotions.

"Yeah?"

Xu Ye continued: "Then you can be a Buddha and jump over the wall, sweet and sour carp, spicy hotpot..."

 Xiao Xu's face began to darken.

 Xu Ye's voice hasn't stopped yet.

“One hundred push-ups, write a song, direct a TV series, shoot a documentary?”

 “Also calculus, trigonometric functions…”

Xiao Xu got out of the car and took Xu Ye's suitcase out of the trunk.

 She pulled the suitcase to the outside of the passenger side, opened the door and said: "Get out of the car!"

Xu Ye stared at Xiao Xu and said lightly: "Do you want to play the heroine in my next drama?"

With just this sentence, all the little emotions in Xiao Xu's heart disappeared.

“You really want me to play the female lead? Then who will be the male lead?”

 Xu Ye pointed at himself and said, "Of course it's me."

 (End of this chapter)