This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 479 It’s on fire, Dean!

The security guards around Xu Ye clenched their fists when they saw Xu Ye's expression.

To be honest, if they hadn't received Xu Ye's salary, they would have really wanted to send Xu Ye to Li Fei.

But people, when it comes to using money to do things, Xu Ye gave him too much.

Two security guards also stood in front of Xu Ye, pretending to protect him.

Li Fei knew as soon as he saw this posture that there was no chance.

 Xu Ye is cheap but not stupid. The security force is too sufficient.

At this time, another little girl shouted: "Xu Ye, I love you!"

Li Fei was stunned by this.

 It turns out that there are really people besides Xiao Xu who are not afraid of death.

Xu Ye looked at the little girl and said with a smile: "Don't say this kind of thing again. I'm afraid Xiao Xu will misunderstand her."

 Many young people booed in unison.

 The contestants for the first round are ready. There are not only young people but also adults.

 Xu Ye didn't expect it when he saw these uncles and aunts, but he estimated that the uncles and aunts were eating melon seeds faster than the young people.

 The patients in the audience were very happy to see it.

“Xu Ye, we have limited time today, so please stop talking.”

Amid the cheers of everyone, Xu Ye walked along the arranged passage and walked to the stage where he never expected the competition.

 Subsequently, Xu Ye promoted the news that "Unexpectedly" will be broadcast on Penguin Video.

 At this time, the game has begun to be broadcast live on Douishou.

 “This competition is too crazy! I’ll sign up and see what’s going on!”

 In the audience, Xu Ye’s old fans have already realized what he is going to do.

Many netizens were stunned when they saw this live broadcast when they were shaking their hands. The name of the game is really a bit outrageous.

The live broadcast on Douishou is also part of the pre-release of "Wan Wan Wan Fang".

At this time, Li Fei also paid attention to the so-called competition of eating melon seeds but not eating them.

 Each round is only five minutes long, and there are ten people in one round.

 The onlookers were all gathered around, all holding their mobile phones towards the stage.

Xu Ye was not wearing a suit today. He was wearing a pair of sweatpants underneath and a sweatshirt on top. The overall look was quite casual and seemed more everyday.

Under the supervision of the host, Xu Ye reluctantly advanced the process and announced that the Anseong Station of the competition had never expected to officially begin.

While queuing up to register, the contestants of the first round have already stepped onto the stage.

 When he went to the registration area, he found that there was still a long queue and there were too many people.

 “Hahaha! Interrupt the spell casting!”

There is a table in front of everyone. There is a plate on the table with prepared melon seeds.

As soon as the words fell, the whole audience burst into cheers.

It can be imagined that the people who can sign up for this competition are definitely not simple characters. Even if they are not sick, they are at least potential sick.

After saying this, Xu Ye smiled and said: "Let's get to the point. Let me say a few words."

Sure enough, Xu Ye took out a speech script from his pocket.

After standing on the stage, Xu Ye smiled and said: "Hello everyone, I am Wang Dachui—"

Beside Li Fei, there was an aunt who asked doubtfully: "Who is Xiao Xu?"

Just when he was about to start speaking, the host on the side came up and interrupted him.

Hearing this, Xu Ye reluctantly folded up the speech and stuffed it into his pocket again.

Li Fei gritted his teeth and said, "It's Xu Ye's girlfriend."

There is also a disposable tablecloth on the table, and the contestants can just place the melon seeds directly on the tablecloth.

 At this point, he deliberately paused for two seconds and then said: "Xu Ye is the actor."

 Xu Ye sat at a table next to the stage. There was a microphone on his table.

This makes many elderly people who join in the fun a little confused.

 Old people can’t get this idea.

 After the host announced the rules of the competition, he asked the ten contestants to sit on the chairs.

“The dean seemed reluctant, but he had no choice.”

The final judging criteria is also very simple, that is, weigh the melon seeds that everyone has eaten and rank them according to their weight.

 “Who wants to hear a few words from you?”

 After saying that, he reached for his pocket.

Auntie was surprised and said: "Oh, this kind of person has a girlfriend!"

 When everyone discovered that Xu Ye was also there, the situation was different.

 “There’s also Xu Ye!”

“Speaking of which, why is the dean sitting next to us when we are competing?”

“Xu Ye, you are really free, hurry up and make a movie for me!”

The number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased.

Not to mention the netizens, the audience at the scene were also curious about what Xu Ye was going to do sitting next to him.

On the other side, Li Fei had successfully registered. He felt a little hungry, but not that hungry anymore, so he and his girlfriend went to the milk tea shop upstairs to buy a drink.

 While waiting for drinks, I could stand upstairs and overlook the stadium.

At this time, the host announced: "I never expected that in the Anseong station of the competition, I would eat melon seeds but not eat them. The first round of the competition, three, two, one, the timer starts!"

 As he finished speaking, the timer hanging on the side began to count down.

 The ten players on the field also started to move.

At this time, Xu Ye glanced at the players, picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of water.

 In the live broadcast room, many viewers’ attention fell on the cup in Xu Ye’s hand.

“What kind of cup is this? Why is it so ugly!”

“This cup seems to be in the same series as the ugly spoon the dean used before!”

“I can’t even imagine what it would be like to drink from this cup.”

 On the barrage, the audience expressed shock and doubts.

 The water cup in Xu Ye's hand is indeed from the same series as the spoon he had before, both of which are the Ugly Frog series.

At first glance, this cup looks like a frog sticking out its tongue. There are two protrusions on the edge of the cup, which are drawn as the eyes of the frog. As for the long red tongue stuck out by the frog, it is actually the handle of the cup.

 When drinking water, you can hold the frog's tongue with your hand and drink water.

 After drinking, Xu Ye put down the water glass and adjusted the angle of the microphone in front of him.

 Then he spoke.

“What is going on now is the never-expected competition of eating melon seeds but not eating them. You can see that the ten players on the field are sprinting very hard!”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned.

 “Good guy! You are the commentator!”

“What the hell, Dean, if you really have nothing to do, go find a prison and stay there!”

 “As soon as the explanation started, it suddenly lit up!”

 The barrages in the live broadcast room are endless.

Li Fei, who was waiting for milk tea upstairs, also looked stunned.

 Xu Ye’s explanation continues.

"Let's look at player No. 1. Player No. 1 is very fast. He can eat melon seeds so fast. Let's see how many melon seeds he has now. Wow, not even one. He signed up for the competition for free. Eat melon seeds!”

"The speed of player No. 2 is not that fast in comparison, but there are so many more melon seeds in front of me than player No. 1. Oh my God, player No. 2 is trying to use saliva to add weight to the melon seeds! I Let me make it clear that this is not illegal.”

“Let’s see contestant No. 3. Contestant No. 3 is an aunt, huh? She called the referee and asked us to listen to what she was saying to the referee. She asked the referee if she couldn’t finish the melon seeds and take them away! This..."

Following Xu Ye's explanation, the audience was laughing their heads off.

Originally, there was nothing interesting about this group of people eating melon seeds, but it turned out to be completely different after adding explanations.

 The live broadcast room pictures will also follow Xu Ye’s explanation and fall on the corresponding players.

 The audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help it.

“Huohuayuan does not support idlers. As expected, those who can participate in this competition are not ordinary people!”

“I’m going to die laughing. The competition is 100% funny, and the dean’s commentary is 10,000% funny.”

“Dean, you can be the host from now on!”

Xu Ye explains the players one after another, and his inspiration will not run out at all.

“Contestant No. 8’s expression is very serious. His speed suddenly slowed down. Let’s see what happened. It turns out that Guazi Pika’s teeth are cracked! Contestant No. 8’s lead is gone!”

“Contestant No. 9 has caught up. She is so strong. She currently has the most melon seeds in the competition. She can resist eating them. She is definitely someone who can achieve great things!”

“You can see that our player No. 10 is top-notch in terms of speed and skill in eating melon seeds. As long as we grasp the weaknesses of No. 9, we still have a chance to surpass her. Let’s look at player No. 9 again. She has no weaknesses!”

When the last sentence came out, Li Fei, who had just taken a sip of the milk tea, couldn't hold it back and squirted out all the milk tea in his mouth.

 Fortunately, no one paid any attention to him, and everyone's attention was attracted by Xu Ye.

 The audience felt the same as listening to stand-up comedy.

There are more and more people in the live broadcast room.

“I thought the competition was exciting enough, but it turned out that the most exciting thing was the dean’s dirty talk.”

“I can’t do it anymore. I have to go to the scene to see it. Dean, don’t run away!”

 “A crosstalk actor who is delayed by singing and acting.”

 Finally, with Xu Ye’s commentary, the first game ended.

 The staff came forward to weigh everyone’s melon seeds and sort them.

 Those who can participate in this competition must not be ordinary people.

For example, player No. 1, the eldest brother said frankly: "I just came here to eat melon seeds."

You are a contestant who eats melon seeds but doesn’t eat them. I just admit defeat.

 The game lasted until six o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Fei and his girlfriend had taken time to have a meal in the restaurant upstairs, and they came down just in time to catch up with his game.

Li Fei didn’t leave after the game. He and his girlfriend had nothing to do, so they simply stayed here and waited for the game to end.

  After all, Xu Ye’s stand-up comedy can’t be heard everywhere.

 After the game ended, Xu Ye gave a final promotion to "Unexpectedly" and left the stage surrounded by security.

Li Fei actually wanted to take a photo with Xu Ye, but if that didn't work, he would have to get an autograph.

 After seeing Xu Ye leave, he and his girlfriend chased after him. He found that Xu Ye was not in a hurry to leave, but went to hang around the counter of the gold store.

 Although he is a big star, the people around him are not so excited at this time.

 Occasionally, someone would come up to chat with Xu Ye, and Xu Ye would always communicate with everyone in a friendly manner.

This is mainly because the quality of Xu Ye’s fans is very high.

In fact, celebrities are just like that. You are shocked when you watch it for the first time, but you get used to it after watching it for a while, and everyone just does what they should do.

 Xu Ye just goes shopping.

 No matter how awesome he is, he still has to go to the toilet himself.

At this time, Xu Ye had stopped and stood in front of a counter, pointing at something inside and asking the counter sister to help him take it out.

When the cabinet sister took out the things, Xu Ye started to look at them carefully.

The counter girl looked at Xu Ye with a smile and introduced the product in Xu Ye's hand.

It was also the first time for the cabinet sister to see a star, a big star like Xu Ye, and she was very excited.

These days, no one knows about Xu Ye.

 This face can be recognized anywhere.

The counter sister smiled and said: "This necklace is very well made. Look at the details. No other store has this kind of craftsmanship."

 Xu Ye asked: "Can I wear it?"

The cabinet sister smiled and said: "Of course, but this is the women's model, the men's model is over here.

Xu Ye said: "I don't wear the men's style anymore."

 The smile on the counter sister’s face froze.

 Xu Ye picked up the necklace and put it around his neck.

The moment he put the necklace on, Xu Ye suddenly turned around and ran away.

 In an instant, the counter lady's expression changed, and she immediately raised her legs to get out of the counter.

 Good guy, you are planning to run away with the gold chain!

At this time, the counter sister had forgotten that the person in front of her was a big star, and her subconscious reaction told her that she could not let this person run away wearing a gold chain.

Just when one of the counter sister's legs was resting on the counter, Xu Ye stopped in front of the mirror on the other side of the counter and looked in the mirror.

 The cabinet sister was stunned for a moment.

 The security guards around him were also stunned.

Xu Ye's movements just now were so fast that they didn't even react.

Now that they realized Xu Ye's behavior, everyone was speechless.

You just go and look in the **** mirror and why are you running away!

are you crazy!

 I thought you were going to wear a gold chain to escape the bill!

Not far away, Li Fei and his girlfriend, who were walking towards Xu Ye, also looked stunned.

At that moment, they really thought that Xu Ye was going to escape the bill wearing a gold chain.

 The acting looks so similar!

The counter sister also felt relieved. How could Xu Ye, a big star, escape the bill? He just went to look in the mirror.

 “A false alarm, a false alarm.”

Just when the cabinet sister was comforting herself in her heart, Xu Ye, who was looking at himself in the mirror, ran away again.

Out of the counter sister’s professionalism, this time she jumped off the counter and ran after Xu Ye.

 Then she saw Xu Ye running to the toll counter to pay.

 For a moment, the security guard and the counter sister couldn't hold their nerve.

 “What am I doing?”

At this time, the counter sister was already standing outside the counter, feeling quite confused as she drew her sword and looked around.

“How could Xu Ye avoid the bill? Am I too sensitive?”

 The cabinet sister was completely speechless.

 She couldn't tell whether it was her problem or Xu Ye's problem.

　　On the contrary, Xu Ye's security guard cast a concerned look at her.

 The action of taking it out of the counter just now was not an easy one.

They security guards can't do it easily.

It’s not easy to be a counter girl. You can’t do it without training.

The counter girl walked over and helped Xu Ye pack the gold necklace, and Xu Ye also paid for it.

There was no other reason to buy this gold necklace. He mainly wanted to see what it would look like wearing a gold necklace with Xiao Xu's figure.

With Xiao Xu’s body capital, this gold necklace will definitely make it look three-dimensional when worn.

After settling the bill, Xu Ye took the handbag handed over by the counter sister and said with a smile, "Why did you come out of the counter?"

The counter sister said with a professional fake smile: "I thought you were going to skip the bill."

As soon as Xu Ye finished speaking, he laughed, and the counter sister also laughed. The awkward fake laughter diluted the embarrassment between the two.

At this moment, Xu Ye suddenly turned around and ran away.

The counter girl suddenly felt excited. Just as she was about to catch up, her colleague shouted: "Stop chasing her. Xu Ye has already paid."

The cabinet sister immediately took back the steps she took.

There was only one sentence left in her heart.

"Xu Ye, you must be sick! Why are you running when you have nothing to do!"

 Meeting Xu Ye today became an unforgettable day for this cabinet girl.

 Li Fei, who witnessed the whole process from the sidelines, already felt a sense of reverence in his heart.

 “That’s okay, let’s try it another day!”

Finally, before Xu Ye left, Li Fei successfully got a photo with Xu Ye, and he also asked Xu Ye to sign the clothes on his back.

 When Li Fei returned home, he discovered that the name signed on his clothes was Wang Dachui.

 Today’s Douishou and Weibo are also full of various videos that we never expected to see in the competition.

The advantage of this kind of offline activities in public places is that it allows the audience to spread the word spontaneously and achieve publicity effects.

Xu Ye’s explanation process entered the top ten hot searches at night.

 There is no way, the words used in the explanation are really outrageous.

 The most awesome thing is that Xu Ye did not script the whole process and just opened his mouth.

You know, there are some celebrities in the entertainment industry. If you let them go off the script, they may not be able to speak well.

 People like Xu Ye can be said to be gifted.

 I never expected that the popularity of this drama would reach a new level under the influence of this competition.

On Penguin Video, the number of reservations for "Wonderful Unexpected" also reached a new high, breaking Penguin Video's record for the number of reservations.

 The holder of this record is still Xu Ye's other drama "Wulin Gaiden".

 In the following days, I never expected that the competition would continue to advance offline.

 Xu Yeze and Chen Yuxin went to the capital together to participate in the rehearsal of the CCTV Mid-Autumn Festival Gala.

This rehearsal was not easy, because this time, Xu Ye invited the Xisheng Symphony Orchestra again.

 Xisheng Orchestra and Xu Ye are already old partners. If other singers invite them, they may not necessarily go, but if it is Xu Ye, they will be there whenever they are called.

 The songs in "Tom and Jerry" are enough to last them a lifetime.

 Originally, group leader Wang Liming was a little confused after learning that Xu Ye invited them to perform pop songs together.

 The last "The Most Dazzling National Style" was already perfect in his opinion.

If Xu Ye wants to produce a similar work again, he can only surpass it and never be weaker than the most dazzling national style.

 But this is too difficult.

The symphony version of Xu Ye's "The Most Dazzling National Style" has been out for so long, and no one in the music world has imitated it.

 Is that because they don’t want to imitate?

 That is something that no one can imitate at all.

 But when Xu Ye sent him the music, Wang Liming was completely convinced.

“The only one who can defeat Xu Ye is Xu Ye!”

 He felt even more excited.

Performing this piece at CCTV’s Mid-Autumn Festival Gala was so exciting that it lifted the roof of CCTV’s studio hall!

 On the other side, after Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin arrived in the capital, they checked into the hotel first.

 The first thing Xu Ye did was to call Xiao Xu.

 The call was made and the call was answered quickly.

 Xu Ye asked: "What are you doing?"

 Xiao Xu said: "I'm eating."

Xu Ye said in a serious tone: "Don't eat it yet, I have something important to tell you!"

 On the other side, six girls of vitality were sitting together eating.

Upon hearing Xu Ye’s words, Xiao Xu put down the chopsticks in his hand.

 The other five girls immediately looked at her, their ears perked up.

Xiao Xu hurriedly said: "Can anyone else listen?"

Xu Ye said: "Anything is fine, don't waste time, turn up the volume."

Hearing this, Xiao Xu turned on the speaker phone of his mobile phone, turned the volume to the maximum, and said, "Speak quickly."

Xu Ye said in an urgent tone: "Please pay attention and listen to me!"

 The other vitality girls said in unison: "Xu Da, please speak quickly, we are all listening!"

 Everyone’s curiosity has been completely aroused by Xu Ye.

Who can bear this?

At this moment, Xu Ye's voice came from Xiao Xu's cell phone.

“Listen to me, listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm~”

 The moment the song came out, all the girls were speechless.

Xuanxuan directly raised his hand and slapped her on the face.

 “I’m so naive, I still believe in Xu Da.”

Xiao Xu looked helpless, turned down the volume of his cell phone, threw it aside, and said, "Let's continue eating."

Xu Ye shouted: "I'm coming to the capital to treat you to a meal!"

Xiao Xu said coldly: "Lao Xu, let's not meet each other for now. Let's see you at the rehearsal."

 (End of this chapter)