This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 532 Dr. Xu’s wonderful rejuvenation!

 The footage of this video is from the performance of Yuanqi Girls on the Spring Festival Gala stage.

  Just added English lyrics subtitles below the original Chinese lyrics subtitles.

As for the singing voice, it also changed. It was no longer the singing voice of the energetic girl, but the singing voice of Xu Ye.

There is nothing wrong with these operations, the problem is what you sing!

 “Shoulderpolewide, benchlong~”

Ma Jianshe fell into deep self-doubt when listening to this first lyric.

“Is this the literal English translation of the pole wide and the bench long?”

 If you translate it literally, it won’t feel like a tongue twister!

You should know that every country has tongue twisters.

 When the colleague said this was in English, his cerebellum shrank.

If you encounter someone who speaks more English than Chinese, then this lyrics can be said to be unpalatable.

  If the Chinese tongue twisters are changed to another language, they are no longer tongue twisters. The same is true for the tongue twisters of other countries if they are changed to Chinese.

This Xu Ye is not a normal person!

The feeling of lying on the beach in the summer, basking in the sun and blowing the sea breeze, and then someone pooping in your ears is still deeply memorable.

 Then, the second sentence came.

 He listened to the end and didn't hear the surprise part.

Today, Ma Jianshe feels like this again.

 He just wanted to hear if there would be any surprises later.

“Marilyn in London bought a cheongsam for her mother, and Fsky in Moscow fell in love with beef gnocchi. Forget the literal translation, can you match the syllables with Chinese!”

The smile on Ma Jianshe's face has disappeared, his brows are furrowed, and he doesn't know what to say for a while.

If it is a Chinese song, he doesn’t have to listen to it, he can pretend not to understand.

 “Thepolewantstobetiedtothebench~”

Even foreigners can’t learn this!

 Where did your kid learn English?

The video continues.

You are really sick!

　　When singing these two lines, Xu Ye's mouth was like a machine gun as he read out all the words, without any sense of beauty at all.

He was still curious at the time: "This is a dialect from somewhere in China, why have I never heard it before?"

On the contrary, it was the English tongue twisters that caught his attention.

  If you want to tie the pole to the bench, do you just force a literal translation like this?

 There is no grammar at all, man!

 However, what is even more outrageous is yet to come.

 To this day, Ma Jianshe still remembers the feeling he had when he first heard "youngforyou".

 The singing in the video continues.

 Chinese lyrics have fewer syllables, but it would be completely different if they were translated into English.

 “Allkindsofskin, allkindsofhair~”

If you encounter the kind of English pronunciation syllables that can match the Chinese, then this lyrics can barely be heard.

 Suddenly, Ma Jianshe slapped his thigh.

 “I remembered! Isn’t Xu Ye the singer who sang “young for you”?

 But this is an English song, and his brain can understand the meaning of the lyrics without thinking.

 Can't forget it at all.

  As for tongue twisters, they are determined based on pronunciation, not semantic meaning.

 Ma Jianshe's facial features were distorted.

 He felt that his ears had been insulted.

 “Moscow\'sPhuskifallsinlovewithbeefnoodlebumps~”

If you don’t speak English, I can help you translate. It won’t be as torturous as you!

 Later, he specifically searched for this song and listened to it, and he still hasn’t forgotten that feeling.

Ma Jianshe was completely speechless. He leaned back on the chair with a speechless smile on his face, and scratched his head helplessly with one hand.

  The English in it has a feeling that it does not belong to Chinese or English.

At that time, he was in the office and a Chinese colleague was watching a short video and played this song on his phone.

 He now finally understood why Chinese netizens told him to run away quickly.

 “LondonMarilynboughtacheongsamformother~”

Ma Jianshe did not close the video, he continued to listen.

“The people are similar every year, but the songs are different every year.” Ma Jianshe murmured.

 After listening to this song, Ma Jianshe forwarded and commented on Xu Ye’s Weibo post.

 “I will show this song to my friends.”

 This uncomfortable feeling must not be allowed to be experienced alone.

 If you want to die, you must die together with me!

The patients at Huohua Hospital have also watched Xu Ye’s video.

"No wonder you said wait a minute. The song has been recorded a long time ago. We just have to wait for the video to be released after Vitality Girl finishes singing at the Spring Festival Gala, right?"

 “Remembering the fear of being dominated by the English version of "The Temptation of Lang"."

“I suggest that the English version of this Chinese song be called Chinglish!”

“I have a question. Which of the following two options is Chinese? A. Chinese, B. English.”

As for Ma Jianshe, after he forwarded Xu Ye’s Weibo, Sha Diao netizens started online interviews to ask him how he felt after listening.

 Ma Jianshe is really speechless.

　　"Run away if I ask you to, and you will regret it now!"

 “It is recommended that you forward it to an external website so that foreign friends can listen to it.”

“What is cultural export? This is cultural export!”

 “You should listen to the English version of The Temptation of Lang again.”

After Ma Jianshe read everyone’s comments, he first listened to the Chinese version of The Temptation of Lang, and then listened to the English version.

 Now I am even more speechless.

 It’s not as good as Chinese!

 What netizens didn’t expect was that during the Chinese New Year, a group of official media started to organize their activities.

“Thank you Xu Ye for your contribution to the export of Chinese culture. In fact, you don’t have to contribute.”

“Cultural export cannot be rushed.” “Let the world see China’s culture, rather than let the world see China’s jokes.”

 A group of official media outlets expressed their opinions one after another, making netizens laugh.

 “You can just criticize, why are you retweeting it!”

“Who forwarded the video to the Internet? It’s CCTV!”

 “It’s bad, now it’s really embarrassing and it’s been thrown abroad.”

 It’s Chinese New Year, and obviously everyone is in a good mood.

No one knows what Xu Ye is like.

Official media seem to be criticizing, but in fact they are promoting Xu Ye.

 After all, Chinese words still have to be translated into English so that foreigners can understand them.

 Finally, Xu Ye gave up.

“It’s enough to upload it on our own website. Why send it to an external website? If I go international in the future, will I lose face?”

 Xu Ye posted on Weibo.

“Are there any students in Anseong who can speak French, Spanish, Korean, Japanese, English, Russian, German, Italian and Chinese? They are required to be good at speaking and singing. If you have time tomorrow, contact me and record a song together.”

 After it was posted on Weibo, netizens thought it was normal at first, but later they realized something was wrong.

“Isn’t it a bit abrupt for you to ask if there are any classmates in Ancheng who can speak Chinese?”

“I just want to know, are there any classmates in Ancheng who don’t speak Chinese?”

 “I suspect you are a spy, report it!”

 Finally, many people signed up enthusiastically.

 This is an opportunity to record a song with Xu Ye.

 On the second day, nine classmates came to the recording studio of a large studio. They were all college students, both male and female.

These students also studied corresponding majors at university. Xu Ye also checked them online and found that their level was fine.

　　We were in the recording studio together and recorded a song.

 Xu·Photographer·Ye is responsible for the production of the entire song, as well as photography work.

Since time was limited and there was no time to shoot a serious video, Xu Ye directly recorded a studio version of the video.

This song is still "Chinese", but it is "Chinese" in nine languages.

 In the lyrics, some lyrics are replaced with other languages, such as tongue twisters, which are directly replaced with tongue twisters from other countries.

The song was produced that day, and Xu Ye posted the video on Weibo.

“Chinese version in nine languages, thank you all students for your participation.”

Xu Ye also liked the accounts of these classmates on Weibo.

 After the nine language versions were released, netizens clicked in to take a look.

 In the video, these students are singing seriously in the recording studio.

The boys’ singing was sonorous and powerful, and the girls’ singing was melodious.

This time, although the English part is also translated, it doesn’t sound as disgusting as Xu Ye.

　　“So, it’s not a question of words, it’s a question of people.”

 “This version is much better.”

 “It’s better to listen to normal people singing.”

“Xu Ye, go behind the scenes from now on. You won’t be needed in front of the stage.”

In this nine-language version, a group of students' singing shows a beautiful picture.

Everyone spoke their own languages, and then sang together in Chinese. The intention was different.

 Many official media have also forwarded this version of the song.

 Attentive netizens discovered a detail.

“After the official media forwarded this version, they deleted the version sung by Xu Ye, hahaha!”

　　"If heaven had not given birth to me as a fire flower, the music world would have been like a long night forever."

“It’s a waste of time to burn bridges. The version sung by the dean has no merit other than being unpleasant to listen to, but deleting it is not too much. It was well done!”

On the other side, Xu Ye was eating out with a group of classmates who were recording songs.

 He wants to give these students money, but everyone doesn’t want it either.

 For these students, spending the New Year at home is quite boring. Being able to go out and play with Xu Ye for a day on the second day of the new year is dreamy enough in itself.

 At the dinner table, several girls had become familiar with each other and were chatting quietly.

“I feel like the dean is quite normal. He’s so handsome, especially when he was recording songs seriously in the studio today. He’s really handsome.”

“Yeah, didn’t everyone say that Xu Ye also had problems in his daily life, but he didn’t find any.”

　　"Isn't it true that the dean is a performer?"

 Amidst the whispers of a group of people, the restaurant staff delivered plates of dishes to the table.

Xu Ye said directly: "I'm about the same age as you, so don't be polite, use your chopsticks and start eating."

 “Thank you, Dean!”

 After everyone finished speaking, they picked up their chopsticks and started using them.

As a result, at this time, everyone discovered that Xu Ye took out a white coat from his bag and put it on, then took out a disposable white hat and put it on his head, and also took out a pair of white disposable rubber gloves. .

 When Xu Ye was dressed, he looked like a doctor.

 Everyone didn't care about eating, they all looked at Xu Ye in confusion.

Xu Ye stretched out his hand and brought a plate of whole chicken on the table in front of him.

 He stretched out his hand wearing disposable gloves and touched the chicken leg, and said with a serious face: "The thigh was injured before, and the chicken is a little strained, so don't be nervous."

Xu Ye stood up, looked forward, grabbed the chicken with one hand and the chicken leg with the other.

 “Relax, don’t fight, just one moment, three, two, one.”

With Xu Ye's hand, there was a click, and the drumstick was broken off.

 He patted the chicken gently and said, "Okay, okay, it's okay."

 He left the chicken legs and put the whole chicken back on the table.

 A group of students were stunned.

 Everyone is in disbelief.

At this time, a boy clapped and said: "Doctor Xu's wonderful rejuvenation!"

 (End of this chapter)