This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 541: How could you be so good at scriptwriting?

 Chapter 541 How could anyone write a plot like you?

Jing Xiyue didn’t know what to say.

 Should I laugh?

I've been waiting for Qiuxiang for a long time, and this is what I'm waiting for?

 Do you know how I feel now?

Jing Xiyue said calmly: "I laughed."

 She turned her head and continued to look at the big screen, while Xiaoyao posted a message on Moments, advertising "Tang Bohu's Sweet Spot".

 At first, Xiaoyao thought that "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance" was similar to the short play "Unexpectedly", in the style of complaining.

 As it turns out, she was wrong.

It’s already a movie, how can it still use the structure of a short play?

 Without a plot, it cannot last the length of a movie.

 In the more than twenty minutes since the beginning of the movie, the vast majority of the audience in the entire cinema has been conquered.

The nonsensical laughs and the storyline are perfectly blended together.

 For Chinese audiences in this world, this is their first time watching a comedy movie of this type, and the impact can be imagined.

Almost everyone has one sentence in mind.

"so funny!"

No matter what everyone was thinking before entering the cinema, at this moment, everyone's thoughts were still very unified.

 The plot continues.

Tang Bohu was also shocked by this unshaven face, with a wry smile on his face.

The three injured friends in the distance were still dancing and urging him to hurry up.

Tang Bohu wanted to prank his friend and negotiated with this ladyboy. It turned out that this ladyboy was actually here to steal money.

 After a fight between the two, the demon was thrown into the river by Tang Bohu.

Zhu Zhishan and the others hurriedly came to Tang Bohu to inquire about the situation.

Tang Bohu said: "He wants to steal money, this dead demon!"

 The three men exclaimed: "Shemale?!"

At this time, Zhu Zhishan said excitedly: "I like it, take it!"

 He handed the folding fan to the person next to him and jumped into the river.

Wen Zhengming, played by Ma Lu, said with regret: "It's a pity that he got the first step."

 Laughter rang out again in the theater.

 Obviously, in this movie, Li Qiushan and Ma Lu still acted in their true colors, while He Haozhe completely let himself go.

Jing Xiyue didn’t have a good impression of the actor He Haozhe at first, but now he looks much more pleasing to his eyes.

 The scene then changed, Mrs. Hua brought a group of servants from Washington to the temple to offer incense.

A procession walked through the streets beating gongs and drums, highlighting the wealth of Washington.

 In the middle of the procession was Mrs. Hua’s sedan chair.

 This time, Qiuxiang is really going to appear.

“Xu Ye, if you dare to feint this time, I will give your movie a bad review!”

Jing Xiyue no longer had the strong expectations she had just now.

 After all, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment. You never know where Xu Ye will escape your waist.

The streets were crowded, and Tang Bohu and four other people came together to watch the fun.

“It turns out that Mrs. Hua Tai brought her maid Sixiang to offer incense.”

“I heard that everyone is like a fairy descending to earth, especially Qiuxiang.”

Tang Bohu squeezed into the front of the crowd, his face full of excitement.

When Jing Xiyue saw this, she felt that this picture could be used to make an emoticon, with the words "Where is the melon" written on it?

Tang Bohu's excitement was no different from going to see a beautiful woman with a man or a handsome man with a woman.

Everyone shouted towards the opposite side: "Qiuxiang!"

As the camera turned, a slim figure stood in the crowd, it was Qiuxiang.

Qiuxiang slowly turned her head after hearing the sound.

Tang Bohu's expression gradually calmed down from the excitement at the beginning, and Qiuxiang also turned her face around.

Jing Xiyue made a groundhog noise in her heart.

 “Xiao Xu is so beautiful! I can’t stand it anymore!”

 She thought of a poem.

Looking back, you can smile and be charming, the pink and white in the Sixth Palace are colorless.

Qiuxiang looked back and smiled, which was enough to charm a large number of people.

Even Tang Bohu was stunned by this.

 At this time, Tang Bohu said: "This is very ordinary, it's nothing."

 One sentence made Jing Xiyue unable to hold back any longer.

 Have you ever said that about your girlfriend?

 You should be beaten after saying this, right?

Isn’t this beautiful?

The talented man played by Li Qiushan next to him said: "Don't worry yet, Brother Bohu, you must know that beautiful things are like flowers. They need green leaves to set off her beauty. Just take a look."

 Everyone shouted "Beauty" towards the other side again.

This time, everyone standing in a row turned their heads and looked over.

It turns out that the group of people standing on the left and right of Qiuxiang are all killers from behind. In fact, they are all dressed up by a group of men wearing heavy makeup.

Qiu Xiang, standing among this group of people, looked extremely beautiful at this moment.

 The four talented men all took a step back in shock.

Tang Bohu said excitedly: "Looking at her again, she is as beautiful as a fairy. Let's go to the temple immediately."

The four of them said in unison: "Take action!" Jing Xiyue's mind was filled with questions.

 This is completely different from the plot she expected.

 When she watched the trailer, she thought that Tang Bohu and Qiuxiang met for the first time on the bridge, but it turned out that was not the case.

 And there are many traps left for the audience like this.

For example, the trailer also showed a clip of Tang Bohu handsomely painting on the drawing paper. In fact, Tang Bohu was painting with Zhu Zhishan.

It's not wrong to say it's a lie. The scenes shown in the trailer are also included in the drama, and there are no specially edited parts of the highlight scenes to attract the audience to watch.

The only problem is that all the trailers are taken out of context.

 “This is really unexpected.” Jing Xiyue sighed.

 She thought that Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang when they first met, but that was not the case.

On Earth, many viewers thought that Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang at the first sight because they didn't look carefully.

But if you think about it carefully, Tang Bohu already has eight beautiful little wives in his family. He is no longer a person who only cares about his face.

 In other words, Tang Bohu understands that true love cannot be found by just looking at faces.

Just as he said when he first met Qiuxiang, he thought she was very ordinary.

 This kind of plot design has a little more variety than those love at first sight romance movies.

 It’s just more interesting from the audience’s perspective.

Jing Xiyue is watching it with gusto now.

Some people find the movie interesting, and naturally some people find it boring.

In a movie theater in Beijing, Lin Shuo was watching "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn" in a corner of the movie theater.

 Because Xu Ye's movie is about to be released, he didn't even sleep well last night.

 He regards Xu Ye as his opponent, so naturally he pays close attention to Xu Ye's every move.

What’s more, in this movie, Xu Ye and Xiao Xu play the male and female protagonists respectively.

 This made Lin Shuo's heart hurt.

He originally planned to wait until evening to go see a movie, but he was really itchy and simply bought the premiere venue.

In order to avoid being recognized, he found a relatively remote movie theater and disguised himself before watching the movie.

As a person with several years of experience in the film industry, Lin Shuo watched the movie with a critical eye from the beginning.

 Everyone else is laughing, but he just doesn’t laugh.

Especially when Xu Ye sang with Prince Ning's men and Mother Tang, he complained in his heart.

 “What the **** is this! You sing out of nowhere, how can you write a plot like you!”

 But there was constant laughter in the cinema.

Lin Shuo glanced condescendingly at the audience and sneered in his heart: "The aesthetic level is really bad."

Lin Shuo has always shot mainstream films, and the directors he has collaborated with are also well-known in the industry.

His goal is to compete for various awards, both domestic and foreign.

He can't watch dramas like "Unexpectedly", let alone bringing nonsensical comedies to the big screen.

  Movies are high-level art, so don’t come to the film industry for things that are just in the corner.

 The atmosphere in the theater was so unusual.

The cinema he was in was already a bit remote, but even so, half of the seats in the theater were full.

 When the previous movie was playing, no one left the scene, and the whole audience laughed continuously.

At this time, on the big screen, Tang Bohu and four others put on the dirty clothes worn by beggars and entered the temple.

Mrs. Hua asked Sixiang to give food to the beggars.

Tang Bohu and his group immediately got into the beggars, and Tang Bohu hugged Qiu Xiang’s thigh to take advantage.

 The background music has also become soothing.

In this plot, Tang Bohu was very dirty, but when he hugged Qiu Xiang's leg, Qiu Xiang didn't dislike it at all, and instead gave him steamed buns to eat.

 At this moment, Tang Bohu fell in love with Qiuxiang.

 What he liked was not Qiuxiang's skin, but Qiuxiang's kindness.

This kind of kindness is not found in his eight wives.

Lin Shuo found this episode very boring. He noticed that a male audience member stood up and seemed to be leaving.

 “Someone is finally leaving!” Lin Shuo couldn’t help but feel excited.

Whether the male viewer went to the bathroom or got bored and stopped watching, it means there is something wrong with the movie!

Lin Shuo kept thinking in his heart, go quickly, go quickly.

It's just that after the boy stood up, he sat down again. He straightened his body and made a move of about to leave, but he didn't leave.

 In the movie, Qiuxiang looked back and smiled again, completely attracting Tang Bohu.

Tang Bohu decided to pursue Qiuxiang.

 “Why aren’t you leaving yet?” Lin Shuo couldn’t help but feel anxious.

 The scene changed and we came to the temple.

Qiuxiang was asking for a fortune for Mrs. Hua. Tang Bohu, who had already changed his outfit, came to Qiuxiang and struck up a conversation.

As soon as Qiuxiang's lot fell on the ground, he picked it up.

At this moment, the music of "Asking God" sounded.

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Tang Bohu held the lottery he asked for in his hand, shaking his head very cutely.

Lin Shuo snorted coldly: "You have to sing to pick up girls again, right?"

However, the next second, the young monk in the temple rushed over, kicked Tang Bohu in the face, and kicked him out of the hall.

The young monk and the abbot put a sign in front of Tang Bohu, which read "No noise is allowed in the temple."

 (End of this chapter)

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