This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 559 How dare you leave scars on your Liu~ber~ Liu~hai~!

 The audience at the scene has also been attracted by the content of the skit.

 Hu Jinping glanced at Yang Baoyin, who was leaning on the back of his chair with a calm expression.

 “This man can actually hold back his laughter? How novel.” Hu Jinping muttered in his heart.

 He looked at the celebrity guests and saw that two celebrity guests had already pressed the like button.

These celebrity guests can do a lot of things. Whether you like them or not depends entirely on personal preference, and you will not like them just because of their status as mentors.

 Among the previous four sketches, the one that received the most likes was his "Flower Detective". There were four likes in total, and there was only one short of being directly promoted if everyone liked it.

 At present, "Master and Me" has received two likes.

 Hu Jinping was very curious about the subsequent development of this sketch, but he couldn't guess it anyway.

This sketch focuses on contrast and counter-routine, which is similar to Xu Ye's previous works.

If you want to guess the plot, your brain circuit must be the same as Xu Ye's.

 This is impossible for him.

“I don’t know if there is a chance that everyone will like it.”

On the stage, Liu Bo answered the phone.

 The person who called was none other than Boss Wang mentioned before.

Liu Bo was smiling at first, but suddenly he felt a little disappointed and said, "You're not coming?"

 He laughed dryly a few times: "What about our business?"

 After a pause for a few seconds, he said anxiously: "Why?"

Long Aotian has been staring at Liu Bo with very sharp eyes. When Liu Bo just finished speaking, he let go of his hand and the umbrella in his hand fell to the ground.

 Liu Bo glanced at him, and then continued chatting with Boss Wang.

"Boss Wang, if I want a 20% profit, I won't make any money anymore. What? The Ouyang family only wants a 10% profit? Why should the Ouyang family do it?"

While Liu Bo was talking, Long Aotian had already walked over in a pretentious manner, taking off his suit jacket on the way here.

 In the auditorium, Chen Guangze was a little unable to hold himself tight.

This scene is very familiar to him.

 In many urban dramas he has filmed, the male protagonists are domineering presidents.

These overbearing presidents Fan and Long Aotian dare not say that they are 1:1 similar, at least 90% similar.

Especially the action of taking off the suit jacket, which is exactly the same as the boss.

 He is already so familiar with it, not to mention the audience present.

 The dead memories are attacking everyone’s brain cells crazily.

 “I’m really convinced, how did Xu Ye manage to make it oily but not greasy!”

 “This is a bit interesting for CP.”

 “My tyrannical butler and loving wife and young master.”

After taking off his suit jacket, Long Aotian held the jacket in one hand and took the phone directly from Liu Bo's hand with the other hand.

 The whole process is very smooth and silky.

 He said into the phone: "Boss Wang, I reject what you just said."

Long Aotian also stuffed his suit jacket into Liu Bo's arms.

Liu Bo looked anxious and wanted to grab the phone from Long Aotian's hand, but as soon as he went to the phone, Long Aotian changed his hand to hold the phone and couldn't grab it at all.

Long Aotian said calmly: "I not only want a 20% profit, but now I want an additional 20% profit. Remember, this is a notice, not a negotiation."

 After finishing speaking, Long Aotian threw the phone directly on the table and turned to leave.

 Liu Bo quickly stepped forward to pick up the phone and found that it had been hung up.

 He was so confused.

The tone in which Long Aotian spoke was so unusual.

 Liu Bo asked: "Do you know Boss Wang?"

Long Aotian put his hands in his pockets and said slowly: "When I was seven years old, my father rescued an orphan and brought him home to raise him. However, we didn't have to wait until the child turned eighteen to become an adult. Know…"

 Speaking of this, Long Aotian's face already showed a look of pain, as if he was recalling some bad memories.

 Liu Bo put down the phone and listened carefully.

Long Aotian said with a sad look on his face: "It turns out that his father is actually my father!"

Liu Bo asked curiously: "Who is Boss Wang?"

 “I don’t know Boss Wang.”

 For a time, the whole place burst into laughter again.

Liu Bo said angrily: "You don't know Boss Wang? You don't know that you talk so much."

Long Aotian said with a deep expression: "I just suddenly remembered this matter."

 The conversation between these two people was not on the same line at all.

Liu Bo was speechless. He hurried to the phone and prepared to call Boss Wang.

 Long Aotian was still maintaining his overbearing attitude.

Liu Bo dialed the number and said: Do you know who this is? Boss Wang is Wang Shichang, can we afford to offend him? "

 Long Aotian sat on the sofa and said calmly: "Things are starting to get interesting."

 Liu Bo complained: "You scare me a little bit."

 In the audience, Chen Guangze’s face turned really dark.

 Xu Ye previously satirized the idol drama he filmed in "Unexpectedly", and he always felt that the protagonist named Long Aotian was also satirizing him.

The tone of speaking, the movements, and the way he does things are all the same as the male protagonist in his play.

The smell is too strong!

 Chen Guangze actually thinks a little too much, while Long Aotian is more of a joke and plays on the popular culture of the past.

 The characters are based on the classic characters of Long Aotian that were popular in the past, rather than the current characters.

You have never been popular, and you are not the one playing the game.

On the stage, when the phone was connected, Liu Bo hurriedly apologized and said with a smile: "Boss Wang, I'm really sorry. The housekeeper just didn't understand..."

Liu Bo suddenly paused and asked doubtfully: "What? Let my young master answer the phone?"

 He subconsciously looked at Long Aotian.

Liu Bo explained: "Is there a mistake? I am the young master."

 “No, no, no, I am the young master.”

 “I, I, I…”

Liu Bo couldn't explain it, so he picked up the phone and handed it to Long Aotian, with an expression of resignation.

 “Tell Boss Wang well.”

 Long Aotian's first sentence was: "Shichang."

 boss Wang’s name is Wang Shichang.

Liu Bo complained again: "Are you polite?"

Long Aotian answered the phone and said in the same cold tone as before: "I really want a 40% profit." Liu Bo complained: "You have no skills."

 Long Aotian put down the phone: "Okay, thank you."

 Liu Bo was surprised: "Do you agree?"

"agreed."

Liu Bo put the phone back with a puzzled look on his face and said to himself: "Is it okay to be sincere?"

After the word sincerity came out, Hu Jinping felt that the sketch was about to get into the theme.

 “As long as the rest of the work is done well, then it will be stable!”

 At this moment, a gunshot rang out.

 The narration came.

“Liu Bo, if you dare to steal my business from Ouyang, today is the day you die.”

 Liu Bo was so frightened that he hid behind the sofa and muttered: "Ouyang, this news went too fast."

On the other hand, Long Aotian stood up with a folding fan in his hand, his expression remained indifferent, and he showed no sign of panic.

 Continuous gunshots began to sound, creating a situation where the two were involved in a gunfight.

Liu Bo was so frightened that he shrank behind the sofa.

But Long Aotian dodged and made a handsome move. He raised the folding fan in his hand.

There was a tinkling sound in the background.

 The folding fan stopped the bullet!

 The continuous bullets were all shot at Long Aotian. Long Aotian put his left hand in his pocket and held a folding fan in his right hand to block them one by one.

 When the gunfire stopped, Liu Bo got out from behind the sofa, his glasses were a little crooked.

 After adjusting his glasses, he said: "Did you hit the wrong person? I am the young master."

 At this time, two more bullets were fired at Long Aotian, but they were still easily blocked by Long Aotian.

 The audience laughed again.

 Just the contrast of identity has been played out.

At this time, Long Aotian blew his folding fan and looked at Liu Bo. He was very calm when he faced the enemy just now, but at this moment he became a little panicked.

 “Master, your head.”

 “What’s wrong with your head?”

 “The skin is broken.”

Liu Bo said speechlessly: "You are so startled, are you scared?"

Long Aotian felt as if the sky had collapsed. He dropped the folding fan in his hand to the ground and shouted: "No, no, no!"

 The lights dimmed, and a spotlight shone on Long Aotian.

At this time, Liu Bo acted like the audience, saying hurriedly: "What are you doing? Listen to me, Ouyang is ruthless and will definitely not let us go. We have to hurry up..."

While he was talking, Long Aotian danced to the music.

 This is a man with his own BGM.

 The dance he dances is still the modern dance on the stage.

　　Liu Bo ignored all his advice and simply went to pack his luggage.

　　When Long Aotian finished dancing, he hugged himself and sobbed painfully.

 From the time he started dancing, the audience’s laughter never stopped.

 This is too nonsense.

 But it looks inexplicably exciting.

Long Aotian was at a loss and shouted: "Master!"

Liu Bo dug out the money from under the carpet and said, "I'm here."

 “Master!”

 “I’m here.”

Long Aotian knelt on the ground, looked up to the sky and shouted: "Master!"

 “You can recruit people again.”

 Liu Bo was already in a very speechless state.

 Hu Jinping looked at this scene, and he felt that his emotions had reached their peak, and they were just a little short of breaking out completely.

Long Aotian gritted his teeth and said: "Ouyang, you touched my reverse scale!"

Liu Bo said: "It's really okay. I'll just leave a scar at most."

Long Aotian looked at the audience and said angrily: "How dare you let Liu~ber~ Liu~hai~ leave a scar!"

As soon as the words fell, almost everyone in the audience couldn't hold their nerve.

 The remaining three celebrity guests laughed and pressed the like button.

 For a time, heart symbols appeared on all the small screens in front of the seats of the five celebrity guests.

 On the top screen of the stage, four words were displayed directly.

 “Success in kicking the gym!”

At this moment, some comedians stood up directly in the contestants’ box.

 At first they were wondering why he was called Liu Bo. In fact, most of the sketches used the actor's real name to increase the audience's sense of involvement and make this absurd story more real.

 If another name is given, it must be because this name is useful.

Liu Bo's name is very common, but your name Zheng Yu is not much better, so you might as well use Zheng Yu.

 Now, everyone finally understands why he is called Liu Bo.

 “That’s awesome!”

 “This book is so powerful!”

 “This sentence is invincible!”

 Other contestants applauded directly.

 There is nothing more to say, just kneel down.

 Backstage, after Yao Zhi glanced at the monitor, he immediately became happy.

During Xu Ye's performance, Yang Baoyin was very restrained and did not laugh out loud.

 But just now, he laughed.

　　Although he just smiled and quickly hid it, he still smiled and the camera clearly captured it.

“Aren’t you providing me with material? Teacher Yang, I’m sorry. I’m not taking it out of context, but you really laughed.”

Yao Zhi immediately called his subordinates and told him: "When cutting the Xu Ye section, be sure to include the scene of Yang Baoyin smiling."

 “Okay, Director Yao,” the subordinate said.

Yao Zhi looked at Yang Baoyin's deliberately flattened face on the screen and thought of Xu Ye's team name.

 “Brother, why don’t you smile?”

 (End of this chapter)