This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 573 Rap Sketch

 At the instructor's table, Hu Jinping had already begun to applaud.

 He now reads Xu Ye’s works with a learning attitude.

To be honest, if Xu Ye's works hadn't inspired him, he really wouldn't have known the topic of dumplings and how to make a sketch without being scolded by the audience.

 He is not the kind of person who says black and red are both red.

 “Xu Ye’s works have new tricks every time!”

 Amid everyone’s applause, the curtain slowly rose.

 The keyword "girlfriend" is too common, and there are many angles that can be used.

Yang Baoyin’s gaze towards the stage has become sharp.

He wanted to see what angle Xu Ye would find this time.

 After the curtain opened, the stage was dark, and three figures sat on the sofa, each of them striking a pose.

 At this time, the background music started playing.

As soon as the music sounded, everyone's ears were caught.

This background music is a very famous Korean song on earth, called "Wow".

 This is a very classic dance music. Even if you don’t know this song, you will feel familiar when the music plays.

 This song has also been used in many places on earth.

Hu Jinping smiled and said: "As expected of a musician, this song is awesome!"

 The lights on the stage turned on, and the three actors also got up from the sofa and began to groove to the music.

 The sketch "My Girlfriend Is Here" is a work in the "Annual Comedy Competition Season 1", a work that is only funny.

The most exciting part here is the rap session of the actors.

 The team that performs this skit is called "Three Boards and Big Axes", and it is also this season's annual comedy club.

 Xu Ye is a musician, so he simply chose this skit that fit the theme.

 As for the comments on some people in the rap circle?

so what?

 Come and bite me.

On the stage, after three people danced a meaningless but funny-looking dance, the actors started talking.

Zheng Yu struck a pose and shouted: "I am SuperS!"

 Another male actor also made a move and shouted: "I am HappyH!"

As for the last actor, he seemed to be doing a handstand in street dance, but he was actually standing, just putting his shirt on his legs and his pants on his hands.

 “I’m B-boyB!”

After the words fell, the three actors shouted in unison: "We are S.H.B!"

 For a moment, the entire audience laughed.

 Everyone is looking at a group of lunatics!

Why does the name of your group sound like a curse?

This time, Xu Ye selected several actors from the team.

The actor standing in the C position is named Chen Chi, and he has a little knowledge of music and acting.

The most glorious battle in his career was when he starred in a movie with a top actor, and the director was also a famous art film director.

 The final result is that this movie has become a stain on this top actor, so much so that he doesn’t even recognize his own mother.

 So much so that this movie has become a dark history for the starring and director.

 He is of course not remembered.

Even though he appeared on the show, no one recognized that he had a supporting role in the movie.

 Chen Chi’s dress is very rap-like, and his movements are also very rap-like.

 At this time, the audience does not know the subsequent story, but has actually begun to use these small details to pave the way.

Chen Chi said: "Brother, I love you."

Zheng Yu continued: "I love you, buddy."

 The last actor was named Zhou Liu. He took off the pants on his head and said, "You love me, buddy."

Chen Chi continued to shout: "I love you, brother!"

Zheng Yu shouted: "Brother loves you!"

 After the three of them finished speaking, they had to shout from behind.

 At the end of the opening scene, Chen Chi began to speak to his two buddies.

 The background here is a KTV private room.

Chen Chi told his two buddies that he was in trouble and needed their help.

He said with a shy look: "I'm in love, it's so cute, I'll be here soon."

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu exclaimed one after another.

 At this moment, Zhou Liu said: "I'm a little embarrassed to have my girlfriend here."

 The whole audience burst into laughter.

 Chen Chi then explained the reason for the incident.

His girlfriend’s friends are all great people in the hip-hop industry. He told his girlfriend that he also has two friends who are great people in the hip-hop industry.

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu were surprised: "Will the hip-hop **** be coming soon?"

Chen Chi pointed at the two of them and said, "I'm talking about you two."

 The audience laughed again.

“These two look a bit silly, they don’t look like they are acting.”

 After that, Zhou Liu and Zheng Yu said they didn’t want it, but when Chen Chi brought the rapper’s clothes, they still picked them up.

 Really fragrant scene!

Chen Chi shouted: "Give me a war song!"

Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu sang in unison: "Every time I am wandering and lonely, I am strong. Every time I am hurt, I don't shed tears. I know..."

 “What song is this? Have you never heard it?”

“Isn’t it another new song written by Xu Ye?”

 “This sketch has two great pieces of music so far!”

 At the instructor's table, Hu Jinping already knew the innovation of this sketch.

 This is a musical sketch!

 In the creation of sketches, it is not that there is no such type.

 Last year during the Spring Festival Gala, there was a singer who sang in a sketch, but the audience collectively complained that it was too embarrassing.

“You are the one to do musical sketches on the competitive stage!” Hu Jinping sighed in his heart.

 After Zheng Yu and the other two had changed their clothes, Chen Chi came in with his girlfriend.

 As soon as he came in, he said: "Hey, man! Thisismygirlfriend."

 His English is at primary school level.

Chen Chi pointed at the two brothers again and said: "Thisismy brother one and brother two, AK Yu, Homie Liu." The audience has already felt the plot here.

 Because of the emergence of rap variety shows, everyone is relatively familiar with the habits of these rappers.

 “Yes, that’s what it tastes like!”

 “The smell is too strong!”

 “I’m going to die laughing, Xu Ye, you know how to be a rapper!”

Wang Ru played the role of Chen Chi’s girlfriend. She waved with an embarrassed look on her face and said, “Hi.”

At this time, Zheng and Yu both waved their hands and said: "Hey, man."

Chen Chi reminded: "She is a girl."

 The next second, the three people moved in unison, waving in unison: "Hey, woman!"

Every move he makes is like a rapper.

Wang Ru smiled and said: "I often hear Chen Chi mention you and say that you are his best friends."

 Chen Chi started again.

“NONONO, why are we good friends? Because all three of us love to eat meat, and all three of us like to play rhythm.”

As Chen Chi said this, he came to Zheng Yu's side and bumped into Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu quickly pretended to be like a rapper who always shakes his body and said: "We really enjoy being together when we have nothing to do."

 After finishing speaking, his eyes widened with surprise.

 I actually said it!

 Zhou Liu also followed suit: "Welcome to join our friendly universe."

　　The two people perfectly interpreted the way they felt embarrassed and felt so awesome after saying something.

 The laughter on the field never stopped.

Wang Ru also waved her hands and said, "You guys are so funny."

 Chen Chi smiled and said, "Because I like flow."

 Zheng Yu: “I love solo no matter what.”

 Zhou Liu: “Welcome to communicate.”

 Wang Ru: “Go on, bro!”

Chen Chi originally wanted to use rap to introduce himself, but Zhou Liu's anxious dialect came out.

 Subsequently, Wang Ru said she was going out to use the toilet.

 The three people started to show off their rap again.

Chen Chi reminded: "Toilet, go left when going out."

Zheng Yu: “Then go left.”

 Zhou Liu: “Finally, go to the left.”

Wang Ru asked back: "Why don't I just go to the right?"

 Chen Chi: “Going to the right will break the flow.”

Zheng Yu: “Mengmeng, you are so outstanding.”

 Zhou Liu: “Wow, ho!”

Wang Ru said with a speechless face: "Oh No!"

 The audience was already laughing.

It all rhymes.

“Are these all written by Xu Ye?”

 “Rap can be so funny!”

 “I feel like I’m going to be taken to prison too!”

 After Wang Ru left, Chen Chi and the others were very satisfied with their performance and started dancing again.

This is a dance that makes no sense but looks funny.

As a result, Wang Ru came back during the dance, which caused another laugh.

The three people quickly pulled Wang Ru to sit down and said that they wanted to sing a song for Wang Ru. However, Wang Ru said that you should improve yourself by singing a song called "Xu Ye's Man".

Zheng Yu immediately gave up singing and turned to perform magic tricks for Wang Ru.

 After the magic was completed, Wang Ru went outside to pick up her best friend.

 In order to celebrate the stage victory, the three people danced that meaningless dance again.

The first jump is meaningless, but by the third time it is repeated, it becomes a fixed point of laughter.

Zheng Yu also proposed that he want to perform the same magic trick on Wang Ru’s best friend.

As a result, while they were dancing again, Wang Ru came in, and the three of them stopped dancing in embarrassment.

Wang Ru asked her best friend to come in. The best friend came in, but it was a male best friend.

The three of them were trying to say hello to their girlfriends, but in the end, Chen Chi was left with a feeble: "Hey, man~"

 The expressions of Chen Chi and the others changed immediately.

 One of a man’s biggest enemies is his girlfriend’s best friend.

 Wang Ru introduced her friend, a professional rapper named Kabudahao.

 This is because the actor is called Ma Hao.

Ma Hao is characterized by his handsome appearance, which also puts a blow to Chen Chi and the others in terms of appearance.

 The desire to win or lose among men immediately arises.

 Chen Chi stepped forward and said, “what’s supman?”

 This sentence means how are you?

Ma Hao also came. With the same words, Chen Chi originally stretched out his hand to pat Ma Hao.

 But his movements were too monotonous, and he only had to shoot once.

Ma Hao’s greeting movements are very fancy. He stretches out his hand to pat the top and bottom, and then pats the left and right. Finally, he raises his arms and waves to the right.

Chen Chi was immediately confused and retracted his hand in embarrassment: “What’sup!”

　　This sentence in English is "fuck" in his pronunciation.

 The whole audience burst into laughter.

 After that, Zheng Yu and Zhou Liu took action one after another, but they were also crushed and defeated by Ma Haotong.

 After failure, the three of them went to the microphone in the corner of the KTV to discuss.

Chen Chi said: "The one who comes is not good."

 Zhou Liu: “Professional rapper.”

Wang Ru reminded: "Why don't you turn off the wheat before talking."

 The three of them suddenly looked embarrassed.

 (End of this chapter)