This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 586 The blind cat walks in a straight line

 The host left the stage.

 The program information is also displayed on the big screen.

　　When the host said it just now, the audience still couldn't believe the name. After the information on the big screen appeared, everyone had to believe it.

“What’s this name? Red Sorghum Model Team?”

“The name is outrageous.”

 “Why does this name look so earthy?”

 Red sorghum is a crop.

  Models are a product of modernization.

 There is an obvious contrast between these two things when put together.

Logically speaking, no matter how the model team is named, it is impossible to name it like this. It is not fashionable.

 “You really have the style of a dean.”

While the barrage is scrolling, the big screen slowly rises.

 The situation on the stage also appeared in front of the audience.

 A group of actors in simple attire hurried onto the stage.

 There is a spiral staircase in the center behind the stage, and Mo Xincheng is standing at the top of the staircase.

 He blew a whistle and shouted: "Emergency assembly!"

Mo Xincheng’s voice with a unique Northeastern accent immediately attracted the audience’s attention.

While Mo Xincheng and others were performing, Xu Ye was watching every move on the stage from the backstage.

 If an accident occurs, he will tell the actors what to do through the earphones.

 The sketch "Red Sorghum Model Team" is one of Zhao Benshan's masterpieces on earth.

 This is a short piece written for farmers and laborers.

 On the stage, the actors stood on both sides, leaving a channel in the middle.

The clothes worn by these actors are also very particular, and they are all designed by professional costume design teachers.

However, due to the changes of the times, when designing the clothes for this sketch, Xu Ye also hired professionals to design them in line with the current era.

 After all, on Earth, this sketch was from 1997.

 A group of actors bent down, performed with exaggerated movements, and shouted in unison: "Hello, captain!"

After finishing his words, Mo Xincheng walked down the stairs with humorous steps and passed through the passage among the actors.

His aura immediately attracted applause from the audience.

Mo Xincheng raised his wrist and glanced at his watch.

 During the performance, every action has a play.

 “This acting skill is amazing!”

“He didn’t say anything, just these few actions made me laugh.”

 “Teacher Mo is awesome!”

 On the barrage, the audience was already praising it.

Mo Xincheng retreated to the middle of the team and said, "Muddle into a row."

 The actors quickly formed a horizontal row on the stage.

Mo Xincheng walked to the side and said: "Stand still, comrades!"

 Everyone said in unison: "Yes!"

Mo Xincheng continued: “In order to ensure that our Ganniutun Red Sorghum Model Team’s performance in Beijing is a complete success, in the afternoon, the township leaders will conduct an urgent review of us.”

He walked to the front of the team and said as he walked: "I want to tell everyone the good news. A professional model coach has been brought to us from the city to provide us with pre-trial surprise guidance."

 After finishing speaking, Mo Xincheng turned and looked at the audience.

 “Great, I’m just worried that no one will teach me, so a sticky bean bag falls from the sky!”

 This is interacting with the live audience.

 The audience also gave Mo Xincheng a cooperative response.

This kind of scene is actually a small scene for Mo Xincheng. The most difficult thing for him is not to deal with the audience, but not to laugh.

He has a problem, he loves to laugh.

Mo Xincheng looked at the team members again and said seriously: "The coach will arrive in a while, we must sit as we sit and stand as we stand!"

As he spoke, Mo Xincheng came to the front of the team. He bent down while speaking and kept moving his hands.

“Be civilized, be polite, learn with an open mind, let him teach you, do whatever he says, and try to squeeze out all the artistic details from him in the shortest possible time~”

After finishing speaking, Mo Xincheng stood up and said loudly: "Do you remember?"

"remember!"

 At this time, a shout came from the side of the stage.

 “Captain Mo!”

 Two actors, one male and one female, ran onto the stage.

 “Captain, the coach is here!”

Mo Xincheng said calmly: "Return to the team."

 The two actors returned to the team.

Everyone at the scene also noticed the difference at this moment.

 Xu Ye’s sketch is different from his previous sketches.

 This is not a nonsense piece.

Many of the lines here seem to have been tailor-made for Mo Xincheng.

 The actors' acting skills and the script are perfectly combined.

 At this point, the sketch only explains the origin of the story, and the whole story has not yet fully unfolded.

On the stage, Mo Xincheng directed the players to stand up and prepare to welcome the new coach.

Mo Xincheng raised his hands and applauded: "Welcome, welcome..."

The team members applauded together: "Welcome, welcome, warm welcome! Welcome, welcome, warm welcome!"

 Amidst applause, Hu Jinping appeared.

 From afar, he shouted: "Hello everyone!"

 Hu Jinping was wearing very fashionable clothes. As he walked over, he raised his hand and high-fived the team members. The whole movement was very smooth.

In Beijing, the energetic girls are watching "Laughing Theater" together at Xiao Xu's house.

　　When the group of them saw Hu Jinping's actions, they were all stunned.

Xie Qiong wondered: "Isn't this the first time Xu Da came to our company and asked us to do the action?"

 “It seems to be true!”

The Vitality Girls recalled the scene at that time, when Xu Ye, just like Hu Jinping, patted them one by one from their palms.

 This moment is exactly like that time.

They are not the only ones watching this skit, Yang Baoyin is also watching it tonight.

In the living room, Yang Baoyin was watching the TV with solemn eyes, unable to smile at all.

 At this point in the skit, he already felt a sense of familiarity.

 The style of this skit is completely different from Xu Ye’s previous skits!

 Some of the techniques used here are obviously ones he often uses.

"He is using a standard comedy structure to create a sketch, not nonsense." Yang Baoyin was a little unbelievable.

 This is creation in the field that he is good at.

 But Xu Ye grasped the rhythm of this opening very well. This was due to Mo Xincheng's acting skills, but the script and director also contributed a lot.

Yang Baoyin’s face became more serious.

As soon as he left, Xu Ye went his own way. This was to make him have no way to go.

 On TV, the program continues.

 Hu Jinping and Mo Xincheng introduced themselves to each other after high-fiving each other.

Here, Hu Jinping is Master Fan and Mo Xincheng is Captain Mo.

 Hu Jinping asked: "Captain Mo, how are you doing? Are you ready?"

Mo Xincheng immediately stepped forward and said, "Report to Master Fan."

He said with sincerity: "We want to cry during the day and at night, and we want to go to the capital in our dreams. The buildings in the capital are tall and tall, and we always-"

 The row of actors standing behind him took a step forward and shouted: "Get ready!"

This frightened Master Fan and he almost ran under the stage.

 When it finally stopped, Captain Mo’s posture made the audience laugh like crazy.

His right leg is crossed in front of his left leg. The most shocking thing is that the sole of his left shoe is partially raised from the middle.

 “How do you put your feet up, Teacher Mo!”

 “I can’t hold myself any longer, who came up with this posture!”

 “I feel like Teacher Mo is going to laugh.”

 The barrages kept passing by.

Yang Baoyin’s eyes were still solemn.

 Because the groundwork is still being laid here.

Then, Master Fan asked everyone to relax. He said with a smile: "I am very busy and I need to rush back immediately. Well, the welcome team can be withdrawn. Please bring Mo Teer up."

 Captain Mo asked doubtfully: "Who do you want to invite?"

  “Moter.”

 Captain Mo: “Touch who?”

Master Fan showed a look of helplessness and said in standard Mandarin: "Model."

Captain Mo laughed and introduced: "Reporting to Master Fan, this is the entire lineup of our Mengniutun Red Sorghum Model Team to perform in Beijing!"

Master Fan was stunned when he saw this group of people dressed in strange clothes.

“Captain Mo, are you kidding me?”

 “Why am I kidding?”

 “How can Moter look like this?”

“Master Fan, this shape represents the characteristics of our Ganniutun.”

"Yeah?"

 Captain Mo introduced the identities of these people to Master Fan.

 These are all professional households, some raising chickens and ducks, etc.

At the end of the introduction, Captain Mo pointed at an actor and said, "She has been to Tieling to give a report."

 Master Fan’s expression, which was still serious at first, suddenly softened.

“Well, since we have been to such a big city, let’s start rehearsing as soon as possible.”

Who said Tieling is not a metropolis anymore!

 Captain Mo shouted: "Change clothes!"

 Master Fan quickly stopped everyone.

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, don’t worry about changing clothes yet. Before training, I want to see everyone’s basic skills.”

 Everyone looked puzzled.

 Captain Mo asked: "Chicken Master, have you brought it with you?"

Master Fan smiled and said: "Basic skills are not something you need to teach. Basic skills are basic skills. To put it bluntly, they are the basic steps for a model to walk. From the perspective of bionics, it is the cat walk."

 Captain Mo stretched out his hand and gestured: "Domestic cat?"

Master Fan said seriously: "Cat walk." "

 Captain Mo suddenly realized: "The cat is taking a walk."

 Master Fan thought that Captain Mo had already understood, but he finally said this.

He explained: "The cat is not walking, the cat is walking in a straight line."

 Captain Mo said seriously: "Master Fan, I think whether the cat can walk in a straight line or not depends entirely on the mouse."

As soon as the words fell, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Captain Mo also gestured: "Look, if the mouse turns a corner and the cat still walks in a straight line, are you talking about a blind cat walking in a straight line?"

This time, not to mention the audience, even the members of the model team on the stage burst out laughing.

Master Fan was quite helpless, but he still explained: "What we are discussing now is not the problem of blind cats, we are discussing the problem of walking in a straight line."

 After hearing Master Fan’s words, Captain Mo became energetic.

 He said loudly: "Tell Master Fan, don't discuss it with the model worker if you want to go straight."

Captain Mo turned around and pointed at the team members: "They walk in a straight line every day throughout the year, from planting to harvesting, in furrows and furrows every day. If they go astray, they will trample the seedlings."

After Mo Xincheng said this line, Yang Baoyin was shocked.

 He looked at the TV in disbelief.

 “He actually wrote about this conflict!”

 Captain Mo in the countryside, Master Fan in the city.

 You talk about the city gate and the tower, I talk about the hip axis.

 They are talking about the same thing, but they have different understandings.

The definition of beauty between urban and rural people has become different.

Then what is beauty?

 In the entertainment works, no one has created such a theme for many years.

Most of the urban-themed works feature the bustling lights of big cities.

 The countryside has been gradually forgotten by creators.

Even if it appears in works, most of the time it appears in a negative image.

Yang Baoyin has already started brainstorming.

“Is it possible that Captain Mo’s aesthetic was reversed later, and then the Red Sorghum Model Team was changed by Master Fan? This is not right either.”

 At this time, Master Fan and Captain Mo continued to chat.

Master Fan said helplessly: "Why does this involve farming again?"

 “It has something to do with farming.”

"what is the relationship?"

Captain Mo said: "Put on your clothes and let Teacher Fan have a look."

Yang Baoyin’s eyes lit up.

 “The problem is the costume!”

 (End of this chapter)