This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 644 Charter wife, why is there suddenly no water?

As soon as Xu Ye said these words, Gu Xingze's mind was filled with questions.

You call this a show?

There is a faucet in the script, so you play the faucet!

He Shuhong said helplessly: "Are you ready?"

He was already used to Xu Ye's various operations.

Gu Xingze didn't waste any time and said immediately: "Ready."

He put the paper aside and looked at Xu Ye.

The scene he was going to perform was a classic plot in "Kung Fu", a conversation between Jiang Bao and the charterer.

Wash your hair under the faucet.

There is a description of the script and environment on the paper, as well as some character introductions.

This character is a low-level person.

Gu Xingze rolled up his sleeves and tucked the collar into his neck, even though the collar was messy.

Then he squatted down and put his head under Xu Ye's face.

There was no way, Xu Ye said he acted as a faucet, then Xu Ye's head would be the faucet.

Gu Xingze could only act like this.

After measuring the position, Gu Xingze said: "We can start."

He Shuhong said: "Then let's get started."

Gu Xingze stretched out his head and rubbed his hair with both hands, messing up the hairstyle he had carefully styled in the morning.

His posture was half-crouching on the ground like a zama step, with his head stretched forward to receive water from the faucet.

After washing for a while, Gu Xingze looked at the "faucet" doubtfully.

The tap is out of water.

Gu Xingze stretched out his hand and made a closing and opening gesture on the faucet.

Just after seeing this gesture, He Shuhong sighed.

Because the gesture Gu Xingze used was the gesture used to turn on and off a modern basin faucet.

But according to the background of the story, the faucets here use old-fashioned faucets, which are twisted instead of pushing and pulling the handle by hand.

This is a lack of life experience.

Gu Xingze did not see He Shuhong's expression and continued to perform.

After realizing there was no water, Gu Xingze straightened up immediately, his body deliberately making exaggerated movements.

At this time, Xu Ye also stood up and watched Gu Xingze's performance.

Gu Xingze hunched over, walked to the side, raised his head and shouted, "Housewife, why is there suddenly no water!"

After hearing this sentence, Xu Ye had already sentenced him to death in his heart.

Gu Xingze's part was so unnatural, it felt like he wanted to be funny but couldn't let go.

The most terrible thing is that he is subconsciously looking for the lens.

It’s like you can’t act if you can’t see the camera.

This is the norm among many current traffic stars.

No matter what you are acting, you must act while looking at the camera. If you don’t look at the camera, you won’t be able to act.

In other words, I don’t want to act if I don’t look at the camera.

This problem has been integrated into the actor's subconscious and is difficult to get rid of.

When I got to the set, it was non-stop NG.

Later, He Shuhong played the role of the charterer and had a conversation with Gu Xingze. After the last line was finished, Xu Ye said: "Okay."

Gu Xingze breathed a sigh of relief. He was quite satisfied with his performance just now.

Xu Ye said: "Go and wait nearby, Huang Huihuang, come here."

Huang Huihuang nodded, and Xu Ye bent ninety degrees again, pretending to be a faucet.

Unlike Gu Xingze, Huang Huanghuang squatted directly on the ground.

He Shuhong said: "Start."

Huang Huihuang put his head under the faucet and rinsed it, rubbing his head with both hands to create foam.

However, he did not immediately wash away the foam on his head. Instead, he put his entire body under the faucet, washed his body while washing the foam, and took off his pants along the way.

Gu Xingze thought to himself: "How can anyone take a bath under the faucet in public?"

He felt that Huang Huihuang's performance was too exaggerated.

At this time, Huang Huanghuang raised his head and looked at the faucet in confusion. He reached out and patted Xu Ye's face, and then made a twisting gesture on his head.

These actions are to confirm whether the faucet has stopped flowing.

Gu Xingze was stunned when he saw this scene.

Good guy, why the **** did you come up and slap the director in the face?

Although this is obviously just an action, are you too brave?

Gu Xingze felt that Huang Huihuang had become cold.

You offended the director and still want to act?

He Shuhong's eyes lit up after seeing it.

It’s very lifelike!

Huang Huihuang then stood up. He did not leave, but shouted directly to He Shuhong: "Housewife, charterer, why are there suddenly no water!"

He Shuhong also felt it, and he said: "You don't have to pay for water? You bastards, you don't even pay the rent this month, and you talk so much nonsense!"

Huang Huihuang's face was expressionless, but he lowered his head slightly, not daring to look at He Shuhong.

"But halfway through washing my hair, I turned off the floodgates."

After Huang Huihuang finished speaking, He Shuhong finished reading his lines, and the paragraph ended.

This performance is not complicated.

Gu Xingze on the side felt that this performance had no highlights.

"This is not funny. Huang Huihuang just stood there and read his lines. He has no acting skills at all. The key is that you also photographed the director's face!"

However, at this time, Xu Ye's voice came.

"Gu Xingze, you can go out. Huang Huanghuang, you stay."

Gu Xingze was stunned for a moment.

His head was buzzing.

He actually failed?

Huang Huihuang passed?

Did the assembly line worker in this electronics factory pass?

Gu Xingze said hurriedly: "Director Xu, give me another chance, I can box, Xingyiquan!"

Gu Xingze immediately stood up and started to perform boxing skills. But his boxing technique was learned now and has no sense of power at all.

Gu Xingze felt that it was okay not to choose him, but he was actually compared with an assembly line worker. It would be embarrassing if word got out.

After a few punches, Gu Xingze said: "Director Xu, give me another chance."

Looking at Gu Xingze's longing expression, Xu Ye said: "Okay, let me ask you a question. If you answer it correctly, I will give you another chance. Now you can tell us a trivia that makes people speechless in five seconds. Thinking time.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Xu Ye began to count down.

"Five, four..."

Gu Xingze's brain was working at full speed.

It’s all trivial knowledge that most people must not know. Where would he be thinking about it now?

After Xu Ye's countdown reached zero, Gu Xingze thought of a piece of popular science knowledge he had seen online before.

"Snails have thousands of teeth!"

After he finished speaking, Gu Xingze knew that he was wrong.

This is trivial knowledge, but it doesn’t make people speechless.

But where can I think about this in five seconds? How much knowledge is required?

Gu Xingze said regretfully: "I can't answer."

Xu Ye looked at Huang Huihuang and said, "Do you find it difficult?"

Huang Huihuang said: "It's not difficult, you said something similar before."

Gu Xingze was a little confused.

Huang Huihuang said: "Funny fact, Xu Ye will never be able to marry me. Huang Huihuang will never have the chance to sleep in a tiger's belly, and an owl will never wear glasses in his life."

As each piece of trivia was revealed, Gu Xingze couldn't hold himself any longer.

Damn it, what is this?

No, bro, are you really in your right mind?

This kind of trivial knowledge should not only be thought of once every five seconds, but also think about once every second without repeating it for a minute.

"This crew is so abnormal!"

Gu Xingze was speechless.

He feels like he's the only normal person here!

If I didn't choose this time, I would suffer the loss of a normal person.

Finally, Gu Xingze walked out of the office.

When he walked out, Huang Huanghuang did not follow him.

The eyes of other actors in the corridor fell on him.

Everyone's faces showed surprise, confusion and other emotions, and everyone was still talking in low voices.

Gu Xingze left here with a dark face. Needless to say, this news would definitely be exposed.

What a shame.

In the office, Xu Ye said to Huang Huihuang: "One more section."

Huang Huihuang nodded.

Xu Ye handed him another piece of paper.

On paper is another fragment.

Another three minutes of preparation time.

Then Xu Ye said: "As Agui said, every family has its own scriptures that are difficult to recite. Back then, for the martial arts competition, I saw my son beaten to death with my own eyes. When will retribution be repaid? I hope you will understand."

This is still a wonderful scene from "Kung Fu".

Xu Ye plays the role of a housekeeper here.

Huang Huihuang walked out at this time, still expressionless, but with a sense of confidence.

"In this case, please pass on your kung fu to me and let me become a peerless master to avenge them!"

Xu Ye said: "Becoming a peerless master does not happen overnight, unless you are a natural martial arts wizard, but this kind of person is unique!"

After the words fell, Huang Huihuang shouted and started punching on the spot.

Huang Huihuang didn't know how to box at all. He used the eight shrimp and chicken punches, and even secretly learned Gu Xingze's boxing moves just now.

When he finally put his hands away, a tugging expression appeared on his face.

He walked up to Xu Ye and said confidently: "Obviously, I am this kind of person!"

As soon as Huang Huanghuang finished speaking, he saw Xu Ye coming over with his fist raised, and his pupils shrank in fright.

Fortunately, the punch stopped in front of his mouth, less than a centimeter away.

If this punch really landed, he felt like his front teeth would be knocked out.

Huang Huanghuang's body stiffened and he fell directly to the ground.

Xu Ye said: "Okay!"

If you were on the set, you could have gone through the entire scene just now.

Although Huang Huihuang has not received professional training, he perfectly displayed Jiangbao's temperament without any trace of performance.

At this time, He Shuhong burst out laughing.

Huang Huihuang got up from the ground and asked, "Did I act funny?"

He Shuhong nodded: "It's very funny."

Huang Huihuang didn't understand: "But I am acting very seriously."

He Shuhong couldn't laugh after hearing this.

Why is this person the same as Xu Ye?

Xu Ye patted Huang Huihuang on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about him. Keep it like this. The more serious you are, the better. You don't need to go to any acting classes. You are in good condition now."

"Welcome to join us." Xu Ye extended his hand.

Huang Huihuang shook hands with Xu Ye.

Xu Ye then arranged for staff to sign a contract with Huang Huihuang.

Before leaving, Huang Huihuang said seriously: "I am really a musician."

Xu Ye said: "Go ahead, I believe you. Let's go to the toilet and sing together some other time."

(End of chapter)