This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 649 I am a farmer

After Xu Ye sent the message, he blocked the group message, opened the game and started playing.

It's impossible to take advantage of me.

At this time, Yuan Xuwen was in a good mood and returned to the hotel happily.

I have to say that it was quite satisfying to watch Xu Ye get beaten today, and not just once, but several times.

In the end, Xu Ye's meal was free of charge.

For some reason, Yuan Xuwen felt that when he was with Xu Ye, he felt more relaxed, less nervous, and not thinking about anything.

Happiness is truly contagious.

There are not many real relationships in the entertainment industry. Yuan Xuwen was once cheated by a so-called good friend, and he is still unmarried and infertile.

The reason why he is unmarried and infertile is not because he is too clean, but because all his previous partners have cheated on him, which is commonly known as cuckolding him.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't bear to have an emotional affair, so he simply stopped looking for a partner.

"I'm still happy to be with Xu Ye. I'll come and play with Xu Ye when I have time."

Yuan Xuwen was still sighing in his heart. If there was anything unhappy about him today, it was that the plate of fried potato shreds and **** shreds he ate always contained shredded ginger.

By the end of the meal, he couldn't tell whether what he was eating was shredded **** or shredded potatoes.

But under the circumstances, Yuan Xuwen saw that no one spoke.

Could it be that no one else had eaten the **** slices, but he was the only one who did?

It’s impossible.

Yuan Xuwen was lucky, he couldn't be the first.

He couldn't believe that no one had come forward.

Unexpectedly, even though I ate a whole plate of potato shreds and stir-fried **** shreds, no one came forward to say that they had eaten **** shreds.

It's the end now, and it's impossible to admit it anymore, so just pretend that nothing happened.

It’s this **** that tastes really strong.

"As long as all of us say we didn't eat the **** slices and we all lie together, it will be equivalent to not lying, and no one will be embarrassed."

Just as Yuan Xuwen was thinking, his phone vibrated.

He took out his phone and saw a new message received on the chat software.

This is a new group chat.

He clicked in and took a look, and his smiling face suddenly froze.

“No shredded potatoes?!”

Yuan Xuwen's eyes widened.

"Xu Ye, you are really sick! Damn it!"

Yuan Xuwen, who has never said much swear words, even used foul language.

Yuan Xuwen wanted to say something in the group, but for a moment he didn't know what to say.

Embarrassing, so embarrassing.

If you put it this way, everyone is eating shredded ginger.

Everyone is pretending.

Finally, Yuan Xuwen sent a series of ellipses in the group chat.

After he sent this message, others followed suit.

Everyone made a uniform ellipsis to express their speechlessness.

Yuan Xuwen looked at his phone blankly, and after a long moment of silence, he made a decision.

"You must never offend Xu Ye in the future!"

You may win if you offend Xu Ye, but Xu Ye will never lose.

This person doesn’t suffer at all!

After finishing the matter of "Charlotte Troubles", Xu Ye returned to Shanghai to continue filming "Kung Fu".

On the first day after the film was restarted, Jing Xiyue also came to the set.

She previously guessed the content of Xu Ye's album cover and got the opportunity to make a guest appearance.

Jing Xiyue actually didn't want to appear in the spotlight, but she couldn't bear the opportunity.

Finally, after some mental construction, I decided to come to the scene to film.

If you show up, show up. If this opportunity is gone, it means that this opportunity is gone.

Early in the morning, Jing Xiyue and her good friend Xiaoyao came to the film and television base in Shanghai.

Neither of them lives in Magic City, so this visit to Magic City is just for tourism.

After the two arrived at the film and television base, they were led by the crew to the dressing room.

It was the first time for Jing Xiyue to come to the set, and she was very curious about everything inside.

Jing Xiyue asked curiously: "Where is Xu Ye?"

At this time, a voice came.

"Miss, are you looking for me?"

Jing Xiyue looked in the direction of the sound. There was a man with long hair sitting in front of a dressing table.

Jing Xiyue looked in the mirror and realized that the man with long hair was Xu Ye.

I have never seen this look before.

"Xu Ye is alive!" Jing Xiyue said in surprise.

"Have you ever seen a dead person?" Xu Ye asked.

Jing Xiyue laughed and sat here putting on makeup while chatting with Xu Ye.

As a result, while chatting, Jing Xiyue felt that her makeup was not quite right.

How come her white skin was darkened and wrinkled?

Jing Xiyue wondered: "Is this the role I chose?"

Xu Ye on the side asked: "What role did you choose?"

Jing Xiyue said: "I said I want to play a young and beautiful extra."

Xu Ye said: "That's no problem, you are a young and beautiful extra."

"Ah?" Jing Xiyue was stunned.

The makeup artist who put on her makeup also said, "Don't worry, we didn't make a mistake."

After putting on makeup, the staff gave Jing Xiyue a set of clothes to change into.

This set of clothes looks like clothes worn by people at the bottom of the last century.

If you add this makeup, you will be a rural woman.

After Jing Xiyue changed her clothes, she looked in the mirror and couldn't laugh at all.

With her current appearance, let alone her friend, even her own mother wouldn't be able to recognize her.

The originally fair and tender skin was made up dark and wrinkled, and the advantages of her figure were also covered up by this dress.

Can this be called young and beautiful?

When she walked out of the changing room, Xiaoyao burst out laughing.

Then Xiaoyao took out her mobile phone and took pictures.

"Miss Jing Xiyue, do you regret coming to the crew to act today?" Xiaoyao also deliberately rubbed salt on the wound.

Jing Xiyue's face drooped and she didn't want to speak at all.

"Xu Ye, this liar!" she said viciously in her heart.

However, when she came to the set and saw the other extras on the set, she suddenly understood.

Damn it, Xu Ye didn't lie to her!

Even though she's transformed like this, she's still the youngest and most beautiful among all the extras!

The other female extras are either too breasty or aunty.

Just looking at the surrounding scenes and the costumes of the extras, Jing Xiyue couldn't guess what the movie was about. Judging from these things, it feels a bit like the Republic of China period.

But I won’t guess if I can’t guess her. She’s not a professional filmmaker, so she just enjoys the filming process.

According to Jing Xiyue's request, Xu Ye arranged for her to be an ordinary extra.

There are many characters in "Kung Fu" who don't have many roles but leave a deep impression on people, such as Buck-toothed Jane.

But not just anyone can play this role. The actress who plays Buck-toothed Jane was specially selected, so it can’t be played by just anyone.

There is no way, we have to consider the effect of the film.

Today's scene is about the main character of "Kung Fu" coming to Pig Cage Walled City.

The protagonist first went to Jiang Bao's barbershop to get a haircut with Fatty Cong, but he didn't want to pay.

In the barber shop, Jiang Bao had no expression on his face, but he spoke a very powerful line.

"Even if you kill one me, there are still thousands of me!"

After finishing speaking, he looked outside.

In the yard outside the door, a group of residents from the Pig Cage Walled City walked over.

Jing Xiyue was among them.

Just the scene of a group of people walking over was shot several times.

After filming this section, we entered the next scene.

Xu Ye said with an arrogant look: "Okay, the rules of the world are, one on one, one versus one, no one can commit a foul!"

After a pause for a few seconds, Xu Ye pointed to the aunt holding the onions.

"Auntie holding onions, come out!"

Xu Ye waved.

An aunt who looked like a rural woman in tattered clothes walked out of the crowd with a simple and honest smile on her face, which made her easy to bully.

Jing Xiyue in the crowd watched this scene and also guessed what would happen next.

Xu Ye said arrogantly: "Why are you looking so fierce? Do you think you can beat me? I can give you a punch, just hit me!"

The aunt raised her fist and punched Xu Ye hard in the stomach.

Xu Ye spurted blood directly from his mouth.

Xu Ye touched the blood in his mouth and asked, "Auntie, what are you doing?"

The aunt smiled naively and said, "I am a farmer."

Xu Ye scolded: "Just go ahead and plow the fields, go back to the fields!"

When the aunt turned around and left, she complained: "There's something wrong."

Xu Ye also showed off his power and said, "You are talking back to me after you did something wrong! If I didn't think there was anything wrong with you, I would have killed you!"

Jing Xiyue couldn't stop laughing while watching this episode.

There is no cause or effect, just watching this performance is already very funny.

The most important thing is that Xu Ye was beaten!

It’s great to see Xu Ye being beaten!

After the filming of this section was completed, the charterer made a grand appearance.

Jing Xiyue was still playing her role as an extra on the sidelines.

Unexpectedly, she saw another very exciting scene.

The charterer took out the slippers from under her feet and slapped Xu Ye in the face.

That was really smoking!

Wen Jin was addicted, and Xu Ye started running.

Finally, Xu Ye shouted: "Ka ka ka!"

Wen Jin then put down the slippers in his hand.

At this moment, the whole audience burst into laughter.

The charterer smiled as she stepped forward to look at Xu Ye and said, "Director Xu, are you okay? Does it hurt? Why don't you see if you can pass this one? If you can't, let's try another one."

Xu Ye rubbed his face and said, "I'm fine."

After all the filming of this section was completed, it was already afternoon, and the logistics team had already delivered the lunch boxes.

Among this pile of lunch boxes, there is one lunch box that is different from the others.

Xu Ye called together a group of leading actors present today and placed the lunch box on the table.

"I'll give you extra food today." Xu Ye said with a smile.

Wen Jin was not aware of the danger at all.

Xu Ye opened the lunch box and revealed the contents.

Wen Jin felt a little disappointed.

She said directly: "Isn't this just a box of fried shredded potatoes?"

Xu Ye smiled and said: "This is not fried potato shreds, this is fried potato shreds and **** shreds. Let's play a little game. Whoever eats the **** shreds first will treat the whole team to milk tea!"

Jiangbao was the first to pick up the chopsticks and take a bite, then said calmly: "What I ate was not shredded ginger."

A smile appeared on Xu Ye's lips.

Haha, human nature.

Tonight, the actors who had laughed during the day were also subjected to what is called fried **** shreds with potato shreds, but there was no feeling of adding potatoes.

Xu Ye is really seriously ill!

After leaving the crew, Jing Xiyue also edited some of the public content she recorded today and posted it on the Internet in a VLOG.

She was also very happy today. It was like experiencing a live-action pretending game. It felt great.

Her video also brought a huge wave of popularity to "Kung Fu".

Just because she wrote this line in the title of the video.

"Shocked! Xu Ye was beaten by the staff on the set!"

Jing Xiyue knows what it means to attract traffic through titles.

Whether it was the patients in Huohua Hospital or Xu Ye's black men, they all clicked in happily.

After learning that Xu Yezhen was beaten on the set, everyone immediately united their front.

"well played!"

"I suggest the dean make more kung fu movies in the future, so there are more chances of getting beaten."

"Let's crowdfund a kung fu movie. I want to see the dean get beaten!"

"The dean is too fond of fans, and actually invested in a few millions of films to let fans watch him beaten."

"Xu Ye deserves to be beaten!"

This wave is also reverse propaganda.

This was something that even the promotion team of “Kung Fu” didn’t expect.

When other movies were announced, the male lead was beaten, but the male lead was dedicated.

During the announcement of Xu Ye's movie, the leading actor was beaten, well done!

Not to mention, it’s really useful.

The publicity team did not use this to promote anything, it was just the netizens themselves who were making fun of it.

The days of shooting always go by very quickly, and it’s almost mid-December.

By this time, the New Year’s Eve parties of major TV stations have also begun to warm up.

This year's New Year's Eve party, Xu Ye did not go to CCTV, but stayed at Ancheng Satellite TV.

(End of chapter)