This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 668 If I don’t smoke, where will the smoke come from?

Han Wenjing and Han Ran also had a discussion about the entertainment activities they went out for this morning.

Under normal circumstances, whoever has the economic power has the right to speak. If you don't have money in your pocket, you won't be able to speak out.

In the past, Han Wenjing would do whatever Han Ran asked her to do, but it was different today. Han Wenjing got the lucky money.

Han Wenjing originally wanted to use her own money to go to the amusement park, but at such a young age, she understood a truth today: financial strength is useless in the face of absolute power.

She was forced to come to the cinema by Han Ran and was forced to treat her sister to snacks.

Han Wenjing pouted and looked at the big screen.

After the opening credits end, the main film officially begins.

A white luxury car drove through the gate. When the car drove to the hotel entrance, the security guard thought the car was going to stop, but the car drove away again.

The car circled around the fountain in front of the hotel.

Round and round, just spinning like this, the hotel doorman and security guard were speechless.

There was a sound in the car.

"I said brother-in-law, we are almost done. I have to go back quickly. My girlfriend turns 60 today and she doesn't even know I drove the car out."

When the first line came out, many adults laughed.

Charlotte, who was in the back row, said, "Slow down and let's go around twice more."

Finally, when Charlotte saw an old classmate walking out of the hotel, she quickly asked her brother-in-law to stop the car.

The brother-in-law also opened the car door, allowing Charlotte to get out of the car angrily.

A group of old classmates immediately came together.

"Charlotte, you can do well."

"I was wondering just now, who is going around here so many times."

Charlotte smiled and said, "Long time no see."

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, his body was pulled away.

"Eh, eh!"

The hem of Charlotte's suit was stuck in the car door. Because his brother-in-law drove away in the car, he was carried away by the car.

"Brother-in-law, you little beast!"

No matter how much Xia Luo cursed, the car didn't stop.

For a moment, Han Ran couldn't help laughing.

Not to mention, Zheng Yu's performance in this movie is quite good.

Han Ran turned his head and glanced at the little girl next to him, whose expression was serious.

Han Wenjing's thoughts were simple.

If there is anything good about a comedy movie, I will never laugh.

For children, they think that as long as I don't laugh, I have won.

She just wanted to vent her anger with her sister. What could a child do wrong?

In fact, Han Wenjing had already begun to hold back her laughter.

"Charlotte" is a comedy suitable for all ages. There are some things in it that won't have much impact even if children don't understand them.

Children will still be amused by the plot inside.

Then, the movie introduced Charlotte’s purpose of coming here today.

Qiu Ya got married here, and Xia Luo came here to leave a handsome image in front of Qiu Ya and become the white moonlight in Qiu Ya's heart.

However, when he opened the door of the banquet hall and walked in, he bumped into clothes with the wedding officiant.

The master of ceremonies said: "Comrade, have you gone to the wrong room?"

There was a lot of laughter at the wedding.

Han Ran was already immersed in the movie.

The style of this movie is somewhat different from Xu Ye's own movies, but the common point is that they are full of laughs.

Charlotte smiled awkwardly, and the scene came to the wine table.

Zhang Yang suggested: "Yuan Hua, can you compose an impromptu poem based on Xia Luo's outfit?"

The handsome Yuan Hua smiled and said: "Forget it, forget it."

Amid the cheers of the crowd, Yuan Hua stood up and composed a poem.

He is a successful person at first glance, and when compared with Charlotte, he can make a judgment.

Yuan Hua said: "I went to the banquet alone and dressed in chicken feathers."

Charlotte also gave Yuan Hua a thumbs up.

But the next second, Yuan Hua said: "They are all classmates pretending to be stupid."

The male and female students at the table all laughed.

Yuan Hua said it was a joke and clinked glasses with Xia Luo.

Then, Teacher Wang made a brilliant appearance.

Zhang Yang said happily: "Do you still remember me? I ran first in the winter long-distance running that year."

Teacher Wang was a little confused and said: "First?"

Zhang Yang immediately changed the topic: "That year during the Chinese New Year, my dad went to give you a radio."

Teacher Wang's face changed instantly: "Zhang Yang, that teacher can't be forgotten."

Yuan Hua said: "Teacher Wang, my dad gave me a TV set."

Teacher Wang said: "Yuan Hua is still such a talented person."

Dachun on the side said: "Teacher, what I am sending is a wall calendar."

Teacher Wang's expression changed again: "That teacher can't remember."

He loudly said again: "Teacher does not hold grudges!"

Suddenly there was laughter in the theater.

"This is too funny."

Before Han Ran came, he came because it was a movie written by Xu Ye, so his expectations for this movie were relatively low.

Unexpectedly, this movie exceeded her expectations.

Comedy movies have to be funny first.

It's hilarious now.

Then Meng Te, who was disguised as a woman, also spoke: "Teacher Wang, I am Meng Te, and my current name is Meng Tejiao."

Everyone took their seats.

Teacher Wang sat down and said, "Actually, the one who impressed me the most about the students in your class is that Charlotte. What are those two idiots doing now?"

Charlotte, standing behind Teacher Wang, smiled awkwardly.

Charlotte's face turned red, and she had obviously drunk too much.

Zhang Yang immediately said: "Come on, you fool, tell the teacher what are you doing now?"

Teacher Wang turned around and saw that Xia Luo was standing behind him. He quickly stood up and said, "Teacher, you don't mean what you say."

Charlotte smiled and said: "It's okay, it's okay."

He drank the wine one sip after another.

Not long after, Qiu Ya came over to toast.

Zhang Yang and a group of people obviously wanted to see Charlotte make a fool of themselves, so they pulled the drunk Charlotte up to talk to Qiu Ya.

Charlotte, who was already drunk, began to tell Qiu Ya her true feelings, and even knelt down on one knee and sang a song.

"Just once, I'll accompany you to see Tianhuang..."

However, at this time, Ma Dongmei was already standing at the door.

Ma Dongmei's clothes are completely different from everyone else's, she looks very rustic.

She walked in, and Han Ran almost didn't recognize that she was the old lady at the Spring Festival Gala.

Ma Dongmei didn't even know that Charlotte was here, so this meeting was considered adaptable.

Ma Dongmei said to Qiu Ya: "Qiu Ya, look, I didn't even know you were getting married. I'm really embarrassed that I came here dressed like this. Congratulations."

Ma Dongmei came to Qiu Ya's husband and said, "Congratulations, uncle."

Qiu Ya reminded: "This is my husband." Ma Dongmei continued: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry uncle."

The scene suddenly became a little awkward, and Dachun was still covering his mouth in joy.

Ma Dongmei's eyes fell on Teacher Wang and said excitedly: "Teacher Wang, you are here too, you are still alive."

The smile that just appeared on Teacher Wang's face disappeared instantly.

Everyone asked Ma Dongmei to sit down, and Ma Dongmei said: "I won't sit down anymore. I have to go visit his mother's grave with Charlotte. You said this good thing can only come in one day."

Ma Dongmei went all out and regained her position after Charlotte was ridiculed just now.

As Charlotte's wife, she naturally understood that Charlotte was being laughed at here.

After all, Charlotte has always been a joke.

Ma Dongmei looked at Charlotte and said softly: "Charlotte, let's go home."

However, Xia Luo didn't appreciate it, and he and Ma Dongmei got into an argument at the wedding venue.

Xia Luo, who was already drunk, even told Yuan Hua about taking away Qiu Ya's first kiss, which was very embarrassing.

Ma Dongmei wanted to dissuade her, but Xia Luo pushed her away.

Now Ma Dongmei was angry.

"Charlotte, did I give you face?"

Meng Tejiao stepped forward and comforted him: "Baby, let's ignore him."

Ma Dongmei shook off Meng Tejiao: "Get out of the way!"

"Qiu Ya is getting married, and you are singing and dancing here, dressed like a feather duster. What are you talking about?"

The camera turned to the emcee on the side, who silently took off his coat.

Charlotte was still talking back.

Ma Dongmei also directly exposed Xia Luo's background.

"Have you ever earned a penny since graduation?"

"For so many years, you have been lying around at home all day long, and your limbs have almost deteriorated."

"I go out to do cupping for people during the day, and ride three-wheelers at night. I thought that if I save some money and buy a motorcycle, I can save some energy."

"It's a good thing for you, you just followed me and got my engine in."

Ma Dongmei was obviously saying these painful things, but everyone in the theater was laughing.

Charlotte ran away and ran into the bathroom.

A piece of Charlotte's inner monologue sounded.

His life is a joke.

“I’ve never accomplished anything, and what’s even more tragic is that I have no idea what I want.”

A failed life, and a failed person.

This also corresponds to the subsequent plot.

When Charlotte opened the door again and went out, she came to the classroom where she was in high school.

Seeing the scene in front of him, Charlotte's eyes widened in disbelief.

Teacher Wang on the podium was still mocking him.

Charlotte felt like a world away, and he thought he was dreaming.

Teacher Wang also took out Charlotte's love letter, but Ma Dongmei rushed out of the door.

Under Teacher Wang's ridicule, Charlotte kicked Teacher Wang.

Teacher Wang's sarcasm really made people hate him, and the audience felt happy when he was kicked out.

Teacher Wang roared angrily: "How dare you hit the teacher! Bastard!"

"Can I still let you bully me in my dream?"

Charlotte rushed towards Teacher Wang but was stopped by her classmates.

Zhang Yang made a sneak attack on Teacher Wang, and Charlotte took the opportunity to put a schoolbag on Teacher Wang's head. A group of boys rushed up and punched and kicked Teacher Wang.

Yuan Hua secretly ran out to find the principal.

Finally, Dachun ran to Teacher Wang. As soon as he lifted his feet, Teacher Wang had already taken off the schoolbag on his head.

Teacher Wang roared: "What are you going to do!!"

Dachun smiled awkwardly and said, "Teacher Wang, do you think my shoes look good?"

The theater was already filled with laughter.

Han Ran heard the laughter of a child next to her and immediately turned to look at Han Wenjing.

Han Wenjing's face changed instantly and her expression returned to calm.

Han Wenjing is quite immersive in this kind of school plot. Students will always encounter a few teachers who are very messy.

She had laughed out loud just now.

Charlotte looked at Qiu Ya and kissed Qiu Ya directly.

This scene happened to be seen by Yuan Hua who came in, and Yuan Hua instantly collapsed to the ground.

Charlotte tried to return to the wedding scene, but her first attempt failed.

He came to Zhang Yang.

"Zhang Yang, give me the fire."

Zhang Yang laughed and said: "If I don't smoke, how can I get smoke?"

Charlotte lit the book and threw it into the air. The burning book fell and set the curtain on fire.

At this time, Charlotte's mother came.

Charlotte knelt down in front of her mother excitedly.

His mother passed away many years ago, and he was very happy to see her again.

At first the audience thought this was a touching scene, but in the next second Charlotte said: "I have to wake up, otherwise the clothes will not come back."

The audience, who was already on the verge of tears, laughed again.

Charlotte walked towards the window, kissed Qiu Ya on the way, and then jumped down from the window.

But when he woke up, he did not return to the wedding scene, but lay on the hospital bed.

Charlotte's mother asked: "Do you not believe that you are still alive?"

Charlotte said in surprise: "I can't believe you are still alive."

The mother communicated with the doctor and was very worried about Charlotte's current condition.

Charlotte finally realized the problem and ran out of the hospital and outside.

The background music used in the movie on Earth is "1997 AD". Here Xu Ye replaced this song with a similar song in this world, which has little impact.

At this moment, Charlotte already understood that he was reborn!

The audience's curiosity was instantly aroused.

Rebirth is a familiar word to Internet readers, but it is not used much in movies.

But the element of rebirth never goes out of style.

The audience all wanted to know what Charlotte was going to do next.

It was time for his fate to change.

The scene turned and Charlotte's mother was chatting with Ma Dongmei and others.

The child Charlotte has had no father since he was a child. As soon as Charlotte was born, the whereabouts of Charlotte’s father were unknown. "

Ma Dongmei cried and said: "Auntie, I can understand you very well. Our family is also in the same situation. My father's name is Ma Dong. My father died as soon as I landed, so my name is Ma Dongmei."

At this moment, Charlotte came back.

Charlotte's eyes were bright, she opened her arms and said, "Mom, I'm back."

Han Ran was already looking forward to the follow-up plot. She picked up the popcorn bucket and handed it to Han Wenjing.

Han Wenjing suddenly came to her senses, a little embarrassed.

Her attention was attracted by the movie just now.

Han Ran said deliberately: "What's so good about the movie? You watch it so attentively."

Han Wenjing said at this time: "Oh, this movie is different."

(End of chapter)