This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 687: Go through fire and water, Brother Chen!

Tang Siqi's dress in this movie is not the most beautiful among the many works that Tang Siqi has participated in, but it is the most exciting one.

On Earth, Huang Shengyi, who played the role of a mute girl, became an instant hit and entered the entertainment industry with this role.

The audience at the time thought this was the beginning of Huang Shengyi's career, but they didn't expect it to be the peak.

Not only male viewers like women dressed like this, but female viewers also like them.

"Sister Siqi is so beautiful."

"Xu Ye, you bastard, you actually bullied such a lovely sister!"

"I feel like the protagonist here is just afraid to face this girl, not bullying."

Today, Xingzai has decided to be a bad guy. He is no longer the little boy who would stand up and give the bully a Tathagata's palm when he saw a mute girl being bullied.

At this time, Pidan suddenly realized something.

"What is the name of the protagonist?"

The movie has been playing for half an hour, and I still don’t know the name of the protagonist.

The movie doesn't seem to care what the characters' names are.

For example, among the three masters who fought against the Ax Gang before, the tailor was only called Brother Sheng, and the fried hawker was called Ah Gui.

Just as Pi Dan was thinking about it, the scene changed and he returned to the Pig Cage Walled City.

In the room, a group of people from the Pig Cage Walled City were sitting together, and the charter woman was scolding the three coolies.

The charter woman disliked the coolies and the three for provoking the Ax Gang, and the Pig Cage Walled City would never have a good life from now on, so she told the coolies and the three to get out of here.

Pi Dan's girlfriend frowned and complained: "Why is this person like this? The coolie is just for their own good. This woman is not reciprocal at all."

Pidan smiled and said: "Actually, I think the charterer asked the three of them to leave quickly to protect them. The Ax Gang will definitely take revenge. It will be more dangerous for them to stay. The faster they leave, the better."

After hearing this, Pidan's girlfriend thought for a while and said, "It seems to make sense."

When the charter wife reprimanded him, Jiang Bao was fair to him: "The charter wife went too far, are you okay?"

The charterer didn't say anything, he just slapped Jiang Bao on the face.

Everyone was quite happy to see this slap.

In fact, at the beginning, when the Ax Gang was looking for trouble, if it hadn't been for Jiang Bao provoking the second leader of the Ax Gang, Coolie Qiang might not have had to take action.

At this time, the siblings and their mother who had been rescued by the three people found the three people and knelt on the ground.

The little boy holds a bowl of eggs in his hands.

The three of them quickly ran over and signaled the three siblings to get up.

The mother of the siblings said, "Master, I don't have anything to give to you. This is just a small token of my gratitude."

The little boy raised the bowl and said sincerely: "Thank you for saving us."

Kuili Qiang and the other three looked at this scene with mixed emotions on their faces.

Coolie Qiang took the bowl, and Tailor Sheng covered his mouth and started to cry.

At this moment, the grievances suffered by everyone seemed to be worth it.

The audience in the theater was also a little moved.

However, just as everyone was about to continue to be moved, the charterer said: "You can stop crying when you go to the grave. We are acting here!"

Tailor Sheng was unhappy and said, "Why are you so hard-hearted?"

Some viewers in the cinema also felt that the character of the charterer was a bad person.

The tenants who ran away as soon as something happened and always scolded her were now scolded by her even after three coolies saved someone.

Tailor Sheng retorted, and upon hearing this, the charterer immediately started a verbal battle with the Confucians.

The scolded Tailor Sheng ran to the stairs and burst into tears. He leaned on the stairs and cried, "It's not a sin to know kung fu."

It was obviously a very touching scene, but the scene was stolen by Tailor Katsu's red underwear.

The red **** under the white translucent shorts are unusually eye-catching.

Everyone in the theater burst into laughter.

The charterer continued to pursue her and launched a personal attack on Tailor Sheng.

At this time, buck-toothed Jane came out in her pajamas.

"Is it a crime to wear red underwear? If you have something to do, you can hide and drive people away. If it weren't for the three of them, we would be in a miserable situation. Are you unreasonable as a human being?"

The landlady said that it was good to be reasonable, so she would pay the rent she owed me, and if she had no money to pay the rent, she would get out.

Buck Yazhen said directly: "Don't be afraid, I will give it to them!"

In the Pig Cage Walled City, the charterer had a quarrel with a group of tenants.

The noise got louder and louder. The charterer threw the cigarette on the ground and shouted: "Rebellion!"

This shouting lasted for several seconds. Everyone in the Pig Cage Walled City covered their mouths, and cracks spread on the glasses on the table.

The audience in the theater was immediately shocked.

At first, everyone thought that the charterer was an expert, but later on, everyone thought that the charterer was not an expert.

How can a master be like a charterer?

But now it is obvious that the charter wife is a master.

Pi Dan noticed the details, and except for the three coolies, everyone else covered their ears.

This shows that other people in Zhulong City Walled City have no martial arts skills.

"The charterer is also a master!" Pi Dan thought to himself.

Many of the previous details prove that the landlord is quite good to her tenants, otherwise she wouldn't have helped Jiang stand out against Xingzi.

Now that the charterer is not taking action, she must have something hidden.

While the charterer was quarreling with everyone in the Pig Cage Walled City, the scene came to the other side.

Xing Zai and Fat Zai Cong were squatting not far away, secretly watching the scene here.

Xing Zai had to kill someone to join the Ax Gang, so he decided to come to Pig Cage Walled City to kill someone.

Xingzi said slowly: "That fat woman screamed like a slaughtered pig, she deserved to die."

He took out a knife and aimed it at the charterer.

The famous scene ahead is coming!

Xingzi took a deep breath and threw the knife in his hand towards the charterer.

However, the knife he threw hit the beam, and after the blade rebounded, it hit his left shoulder directly.

In an instant, everyone in the cinema was laughing like crazy.

"Good guy, why are you hurting yourself?"

"Don't imitate others and become a gangster if you look like this!"

"You're sick, you!"

Xingzi was stunned, and he retreated into the stairwell beside him.

Fat Zaicong asked in confusion: "Why your knife?"

Xingzi scolded: "Why? You throw it away."

Fat Zaicong was a little unsure, but he still took out two knives and threw one out first.

As a result, after the knife was thrown out, it hit Xingzi's right shoulder without any bias.

Xingzi's eyes widened.

Pidan and his girlfriend both laughed.

"What the hell! Why did you get stabbed again!"

Fat Zai Cong hurriedly ran to Xing Zai and asked with concern: "I'm sorry, what do you think?"

Xingzi's face was filled with speechlessness.

"I think you can move forward a little bit and aim a little bit more, okay?"

Fatty Cong nodded and said, "I'll give it a try."

He hid behind a cage and targeted the charter woman.

He stretched his hand back first, preparing to accumulate strength.

As a result, the knife in his hand pierced Xingzi's right arm directly.

For a moment, Xingzi was shocked. He immediately closed his eyes, raised his head, and pursed his lips tightly.

It hurts so much!

You didn’t laugh the first time, and you didn’t laugh the second time.

But what about the third time?

At this moment, all the audience in the theater burst out laughing.

Fat Zai Cong threw it out, but what was thrown was the handle of the knife, and the blade was still on Xing Zai's body.

When Fat Zai Cong discovered that what was thrown was just a knife handle, he looked at the blade of Xing Zai's body in confusion.

"Why is there an extra knife on you? Where's the handle?"

Xingzi said in pain: "How do I know where to throw it?"

Fatty Cong murmured: "Could it be the same one? There is no reason."

He pulled out the knife again.

Xingzi trembled: "No."

"Excuse me."

Fatty Cong was penetrated again.

Xingzai's expression was painful, and his whole body was shaking.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

"Xu Ye's performance is amazing!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"It's funny and refreshing. It feels good to see Xu Ye deflated!"

In this section of the dialogue, Xu Ye made some minor adjustments based on Cao Jianhua's situation.

At this time, the two of them had been discovered by the charterer.

Fatty Cong raised the cage in front of him and shouted: "Don't come over!"

As a result, when he looked back, all the poisonous snakes in the cage fell on Xingzai.

Xingzi's mouth was bitten by two venomous snakes.

The charterer also chased after her at this time.

Xing Zai and Fat Zai Cong immediately ran away separately.

A familiar background music sounded.

"This sounds like the music from Tom and Jerry, right?" Pi Dan thought to himself.

When the charterer and Xingzi started running with their legs spinning like wheels, Pidan's glasses widened.

This is more than using the music of Tom and Jerry, this is Tom and Jerry entering the movie!

How can a normal person run like this when running?

But no one felt that this was inconsistent. Instead, they felt that it was all very reasonable.

What happened to Xu Ye was so reasonable!

The two of them chased each other, and the knife on Xingzai's shoulder actually acted as a rearview mirror.

"What art!" Pi Dan exclaimed in his heart.

Finally, when they encountered a large truck, Xingzi got under the truck and the charterer flew over the truck with an elegant gesture.

Xingzi managed to escape, but the charterer bumped into a billboard, and a bunch of equipment exploded from her body, including slippers, curling irons, and the charterer's oversized underwear.

When the scene changed, Xingzai, who had been seriously injured, was hiding in the traffic control booth, and his whole person was undergoing transformation.

He made palm prints one by one on the iron wall.

These palm prints are all different and are obviously martial arts moves.

When the scene changed again, Xingzi returned intact.

The audience also discovered that Xingzi is definitely not an ordinary person. He can recover every time he is injured, but he will forget what happened during recovery.

Their eyes were attracted to the cheongsam **** the street, but their sight was blocked by two people wearing sunglasses and carrying a rectangular thing on their backs.

Their outfits also attracted the audience's attention.

On the other side, the landlady drew lots for the coolies and the three strong men. The upper lot was kept and the lower lot was left. The landlady drew the lower lot.

The scene changed and we came to the Ax Gang.

The two people Xingzai saw on the street before appeared at the Ax Gang.

The thin man is called Tiancan, a blind man, and the fat man is called Dican.

This time they were invited by the Ax Gang, just to kill the three coolies.

After listening to the introduction, Brother Chen said to his master: "This is called professionalism."

Here, the dialogue between several people also brings out a character.

Fire Cloud Evil God, the number one killer on the list, is now living in a mental hospital.

Di Can said: "Strictly speaking, we are just singing."

Tian Can said slowly: "A heartbroken song, where can I find a close friend at the end of the world?"

The strong character of the two masters was immediately created.

It's obvious that these two are very strong.

In the Pig Cage Walled City, the three coolies cherished each other as they parted.

For the three first-class masters, they were hiding in the Pig Cage Walled City and couldn't compete with others. Naturally, they felt extremely lonely. How could they miss this opportunity?

The three people immediately had a small discussion and told the audience the kung fu that the three were good at. Twelve-way Tan Kick, Hong Family Iron Fist and Wulang Bagua Stick.

As soon as this introduction came out, Pi Dan's girlfriend pulled his arm and said excitedly: "You actually guessed two of them correctly!"

Pi Dan felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart, and he smiled and said, "Just average."

Of course, he was quite proud.

Then, there was another long shot.

Moving from the house of the charterer, I saw many residents of the Pig Cage Walled City.

There is also a scene of Jiang Bao squatting on the ground and defecating.

Many viewers still noticed this small detail.

"As expected of you!" Pidan sighed.

Coolie stopped looking at the building and turned around to leave.

On the way back, he saw Tian Can playing the piano on the roadside, but Coolie Qiang was not aware of the danger at all.

For a moment, all the noise in the theater disappeared, and everyone was focused on staring at the big screen.

The sound of the piano continued, the leaves were cut down by the sound of the piano, the earthen jars were split by the sound of the piano, and even the cat that jumped from the roof was split into two halves.

This shot and the artistic conception are very wonderful.

"Run!"

Even Pidan heard the sound his girlfriend made.

Most girls talk to themselves when watching movies and TV series.

When Coolie realized something was wrong and turned around, he still didn't realize the danger was coming.

The sound of the piano sounded and heads fell to the ground.

Coolie Qiang died just like that.

For a moment, there were exclamations in the theater.

A depressing atmosphere descended.

The opponent is too strong!

On the other side, Ji Zan came to Tailor Katsu's shop.

Tailor Sheng said slowly, "I'm sorry, we won't be doing business today."

Di Can said: "I can make clothes very quickly."

"We're moving."

Di Can picked up a piece of cloth and said, "This piece of cloth is of the highest quality."

Tailor Katsuya still didn't notice anything was wrong and said with a smile: "You are very knowledgeable. This piece of fabric has a high artistic content."

Di Can asked: "How high is it?"

"It's as high as the third or fourth floor."

The audience listened to this conversation and found it quite interesting.

"The artistic content of your movie seems to be a bit high."

Suddenly, Di Can moved towards Tailor Sheng.

The battle begins.

With the accumulation of various emotions in the past, the audience can be said to have extremely high expectations for this battle.

But when Tailor Sheng arrived outside the house, the sound of the piano sounded again.

He turned around and saw Tian Can sitting down in the air, with no chair under his butt.

One leg was draped over the thigh of the other, and a piano was placed on his leg.

The sound of the piano came again.

The sound of the piano was like a knife, turning into a weapon in the air and attacking Tailor Sheng.

The tailor's skills are not as good as those of others, so he can only dodge again and again.

In the theater, the audience was stunned.

"Good guy, you call this a kung fu movie?"

"This is so handsome!"

"This is the most handsome Kung Fu movie I have ever seen!"

Using the sound of the piano as a weapon, the two of them, Heaven and Earth, joined forces to play the piano.

At the critical moment, the fried ghost appeared with a spear.

Obviously, his fighting ability is stronger than Coolie Strong and Tailor Sheng.

But even so, the fried ghost is still no match for the two of them.

It's just that wonderful picture that is completely imprinted in the minds of the audience.

This kung fu movie completely exceeded everyone's expectations.

Previously, the three coolies fought against the Ax Gang. Everyone thought that this kung fu movie would follow the path of traditional kung fu movies.

But here, everyone realized how stupid their previous ideas were.

This is a kung fu movie with a bit of fantasy.

The various action scenes in it leave only one impression on everyone, and that is that he is handsome!

Tailor Sheng's boxing and kicking skills, Fried Ghost's long spear in his hand, the gun is like a dragon, even the villain Tian Can Di Can's movements of playing the piano are all cool from head to toe.

These actors are all professional action actors, and the actions they performed are naturally incredible.

On Earth, the person who plays the fried ghost is Dong Zhihua, a veteran martial arts student of Peking Opera. The few steps he takes while dancing with a gun with both hands are rare in the entire entertainment industry.

"Just for this fighting scene, it's worth the price of admission!" Pi Dan Ze said in his heart.

At the last moment, the charterer and the charterer took action.

The two of them, Tiancan and Dican, said: "Are there any masters?"

But when the two of them wanted to jump upstairs to find the charterer and the charterer, they were already hugged by the charterer.

The charterer can fight two people with ease.

Pidan said in his girlfriend's ear: "This is Tai Chi."

Now he could figure it out without guessing.

The skill of lifting a thousand pounds in four ounces is not just Tai Chi.

When the charterer finally finished beating the two of them, the Tai Chi diagram that appeared on the ground also supported his statement.

Tian Can and Di Can still refused to give up and played the piano.

The sound of the piano turned into skeleton soldiers and rushed towards the charterer and charterer.

The charterer still had a cigarette in her mouth. She took a deep breath and the whole cigarette burned out quickly, and then she let out a loud roar.

Soundwave to soundwave!

The skeleton soldiers turned into flying ashes, and the broken Qin and their clothes also turned into pieces.

Tian Can and Di Can were yelled crazy, and their voices were already incoherent.

"Is this the Lion's Roar Kung Fu?"

"Who does Tai Chi?"

"Ah! Lion Roar Kung Fu, Tai Chi! Ah!"

The charterer complained: "It's a waste of soup and medicine even if it's cured, forget it."

Far away, in the car.

The master of the Ax Gang said hurriedly: "It's not good, Brother Chen, drive quickly."

The driver was unmoved.

When the master saw it, the charterer was already sitting in the passenger seat.

When the camera returned to the back seat, the charterer was sitting between Brother Chen and Master, still holding a cigarette in her mouth.

Brother Chen and Master both froze.

At this time, a young man came to the car window and said, "Brother."

The master yelled: "What's wrong, brother, do you have a sense of public morality! It's so noisy and noisy, the neighbors don't have to sleep? They have to go to work tomorrow, get out of here!"

At this moment, Master and Brother Chen were already frightened.

After the charterer made threats, Brother Chen nodded.

In the car, Master and Brother Chen were still frightened.

Brother Chen's hand holding the cigarette was shaking. The master wanted to light Brother Chen's cigarette, but the lighter lit up Brother Chen's hair.

The master hurriedly found something to put out the fire, picked up the wine bottle on the car seat, unscrewed it, and poured the wine on.

The fire burned more violently.

For a moment, the audience laughed again.

When everything was over, the people of Zhulong City were burning paper for the dead Coolie Qiang and Tailor Sheng.

The fried ghost lay on the bed and said, "It's useless, I won't live long."

This also explains why the charterer and the charterer are unwilling to take action.

In order to compete in martial arts, they watched their son being beaten to death with their own eyes. When was the time to retaliate, the two decided to withdraw from the martial arts world and not take action again.

During this period, Jiang Bao started acting up again. He thought he was a natural martial arts prodigy, but was knocked down by the charterer with a punch.

At this point, everyone can no longer stay in the Pig Cage Walled City.

The fried ghost is fair to the charter: "The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility. You can't avoid it."

The charterer advised: "Ghost, you're so seriously injured, don't be angry."

As a result, Agui suddenly burst out with an English sentence.

“Whatareyoupreparingtodo…”

The charterer said with a sad look on his face: "You'd better speak Chinese."

There are two lines from the fried ghost here. The first line is a tribute to "Spider-Man", and the latter line is a line from the movie "The Untouchables" - What are you going to do?

Although this world does not have these two movies, it does not affect the audience's understanding of the plot.

The dialogue here diluted the sad atmosphere of the scene.

Especially when this sentence came out in English, Pidan couldn't stand it at all.

"Other directors in the entertainment industry have exhausted their brains and probably can't even think of adding an English sentence here."

These two lines are also the hope of the fried ghost.

He hoped that the charterer and the charterer would take action to defeat the Ax Gang.

The scene turned and returned to Xingzi again.

He provoked the four-eyed boy on the bus and was beaten. When he got off the bus, he was still not convinced. When he saw the mute **** the roadside, he went to rob her.

When he threatened the mute girl with a knife, tears flowed from the corners of her eyes.

After this line of tears came out, Xingzai's expression changed obviously.

When he was a child, when he saw a mute girl being bullied and shouted "let that girl go", he decided that he could not be a bad person.

He wants to be a bad guy, but can never be good at it.

Because he is just a good person.

When the mute girl took out the candy that shared the memory of the two of them, Xingzai only felt ashamed.

Xingzi knocked over the wave candy and fled here. The candy fell to the ground and shattered.

When Fat Zai Cong wanted to follow him, he told Fat Zai Cong to get out.

Fatty Cong finally left him a bottle of soda.

Xingzai sat on the street, feeling remorseful.

From this moment on, he has actually found himself.

At this time, the Ax Gang took him away, and the Master asked him to join the Ax Gang.

After Brother Chen praised him a few times, he said, "I need your help with something."

Xingzi said excitedly: "Through fire and water, Brother Chen."

What Brother Chen asked Xingzi to do was to go to the Abnormal Human Research Center and bring out the Fire Cloud Evil God.

The master didn't tell Xingzai who the person he wanted to bring out was at all.

When Xingzi stepped into the mental hospital, the color of the world changed.

The atmosphere suddenly became terrifying.

Pidan clearly felt his girlfriend leaning towards him, holding his hand tightly with one hand, as if she wanted to look but didn't dare to look.

The short two-minute mental hospital plot is just Xingzi running around alone, but the terrifying atmosphere is perfectly rendered.

When Xingzi finally reached the innermost room, he saw a torrent of blood pouring out of the door.

Fortunately, this is all just a fantasy.

Finally, he used his unlocking skills to open the door, and the scene inside was revealed to everyone.

Inside was an old bald man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper.

A question mark suddenly appeared on Pi Dan's head.

Is this the ultimate murderer, Huoyun Evil God?

Are you kidding me?

(End of chapter)