This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 706: Going back five thousand years, let me claim to be the most crazy person in the world! (2-in-1)

At first, Ma Lu fully expected that the good brothers would abide by everyone's agreement and dance the shoulder-shaking dance on the stage.

As a result, he is the only one jumping now.

Li Qiushan said his songs were inappropriate, but he tolerated it.

But now it is obvious that Dong Yukun's song is not suitable either.

Ma Lu was also there during the rehearsal, but the video on the big screen was not played during the rehearsal. Ma Lu had no idea that there was a tear-jerking section.

When he listened to the song "Proud Boy" at that time, he thought it was just an inspirational song.

But with the previous several minutes of video, the atmosphere at the scene was completely different.

Especially what the rabbits said at the end.

"China's future, please."

Today's China still has many shortcomings and problems of one kind or another, but with the efforts of generations after generations, this land will definitely become better than before.

The hope for all this lies not with the old man, but with the young man.

Ma Lu can naturally understand the emotions he wants to express in the video. If anyone dances the shoulder-shaking dance in this kind of mood, it would be a bit too inappropriate.

Malu gritted his teeth and said, "Xu Ye!"

The key is that he hasn't found anyone to reason with yet.

Xu Ye has not come back since he left. This is a typical guilty conscience of a thief.

Your brother is connected heart to heart with you, and you are playing tricks with your brother.

Malu only felt uncomfortable for a short moment before his thoughts were brought back to the stage.

Dong Yukun's singing began.

"Proud Boy" is a song of the group's southern and northern wars, and it is the ending song of the second season of "That Rabbit".

The production of "That Rabbit" has been in progress, and the second season of "That Rabbit" will be updated next year. Xu Ye gave this song to Dong Yukun to sing.

Having let Dong Yukun sing so many songs for middle-aged and elderly people, it’s time to give him a song for young people.

At this time, many viewers in the New Year's Eve party live broadcast room had been moved by the previous video.

In the textbooks, the shining names make everyone feel that their names are so great, and they subconsciously feel that they must be very old.

But after reading this, everyone discovered that many of the people who died at that time were about the same age as everyone.

They died for their country when they were about the same age as everyone else.

"I knew that something bad would happen when the rabbit came!"

"I'm afraid that the rabbit will come, but I'm also afraid that the rabbit won't come. I'm so stupid."

"Everyone can cry if they want. Now the tears will not be frozen."

"You in front of me, get out of here!"

In the barrage, the audience expressed their opinions one after another.

In the prelude, Dong Yukun's singing sounded.

"In the beginning, I was still~"

"An innocent and crying child~"

“Ten years later, I finally realized that failure doesn’t matter as long as I try my best~”

While Dong Yukun was singing, the content from "That Rabbit" was still playing on the big screen behind him.

"In the blink of an eye, everything has changed~"

"A new starting point and a new world are right in front of you~"

"I've been hurt, I've shed tears, so what if I go crazy for my dreams this time~"

Unknowingly, the barrage color in Xiaolan Station’s New Year’s Eve party live broadcast room gradually turned red.

Everyone is using red barrage to express their attitude.

"Run, proud boy~"

"Inside the young heart~"

"It's a firm belief~"

"Burn, proud blood~"

"I want to sing the song of victory again~"

Dong Yukun's singing echoed in the ears of the audience.

Even if this song is taken alone, it is still a good song.

In the barrage in the live broadcast room, everyone used lines from "That Rabbit" to post barrages.

"Every rabbit has a dream of a great country!"

"Don't cry, your tears will freeze too!"

"Happy and grateful!"

In many places across the country, some young people watching the party had expressions of emotion on their faces.

When Dong Yukun's singing reached their ears, it seemed to bring them a lot of power.

On the stage, after the second verse and chorus ended, Dong Yukun sang a rap.

"Now I am ready to go and full of positive energy~"

"Learn to face the truth of life with strength~"

"Success or failure is not measured by results~"

"Frustration and suffering will only make me stronger~"

"So what if I have experienced humiliation and ridicule~"

"The mission of victory is still on my shoulders~"

"How free and unrestrained is the young melody~"

"Let your heart fly, be brave and sing loudly~"

This rapping time is not long, and it is full of power under Dong Yukun's singing.

This song is talking about young China, and it is also talking about Chinese teenagers.

"It makes my blood boil!"

"You must study hard and make progress every day!"

"Yes, difficulties are not terrible. We have plenty of time to overcome all difficulties!"

Red barrages kept rolling across the screen in the live broadcast room.

Not long after, the whole song came to an end.

A promotional poster and a line of text appeared on the big screen.

The promotional poster is "That Rabbit", and a line of words reads ""That Rabbit Things" Season 2, see you next year!"

This was directly promoted at the New Year’s Eve party.

The little bad website has bought the rights to broadcast the second season of "That Rabbit" and spent a lot of money, so it will definitely use up its promotional resources.

As soon as the news came out, the audience was also surprised.

"Sure enough, there really is a second season!"

“Looking forward to season 2!”

"We have to prepare toilet paper again!"

After the performance, Dong Yukun also left the stage, and the camera shifted to the host.

At this time, in another lounge backstage, Xu Ye was sitting with the Vitality Girls.

At this time, a staff member knocked on the door and walked in. The staff member said: "Teacher Xu, you will be here soon."

Xu Ye nodded and said, "I understand."

The Vitality Girls had finished their performance long ago, and even changed into casual clothes. Everyone was not in a hurry to leave, they just sat here and watched TV, which was a bit more lively.

Each of these people also had a bottle of pure milk in their hands, drinking and looking at it.

Xu Ye stood up and said to Xiao Xu: "I'm on stage and I want to tell you something. The milk you drink is mother's milk."

After saying that, Xu Ye walked towards the door, leaving Xiao Xu behind who was lost in thought.

Xiao Xu pondered for three seconds and then shouted: "Why is it all female milk? Can't it be male milk?"

Xiaoduo on the side also said: "That's right, why can't it be male milk?"

Xuanxuan thought for a little longer than the others, but it was of no use. She also said: "This milk bottle doesn't say whether it is male milk or female milk, so why is it female milk?"

After hearing what these people said, Xie Qiong helplessly covered her face with her hands.

She was speechless and asked: "Can bulls produce milk?"

For a moment, the entire lounge was quiet.

Xiao Xu and others showed embarrassment on their faces.

Everyone seemed to be thinking a little too much just now.

"It's all Xu Ye's fault!" Xiao Xu said angrily.

The other girls nodded in agreement.

Xu Ye had already left the lounge and headed to the stage.

The song he wants to sing is the last song of today's party, but this song is not sung by him alone, but together with Chen Yuxin.

He has prepared so many shows, but he still sings alone at the party?

impossible!

He's going to fish on the stage!

In the live broadcast room, the host is interacting with the audience.

The audience also discovered that it was almost midnight on New Year's Eve, and Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin had not officially appeared on the stage yet.

Chen Yuxin was photographed by the paparazzi attending the rehearsal of the New Year's Eve party. She must be there tonight.

"It seems that the last program is for Dean and Sister Chen to sing together."

"Pay attention to your wording. What do you mean by singing together? Sister Chen is singing alone!"

"The dean wants to fish openly again."

"The dean has worked so hard, what's wrong with being able to fish!"

The audience also started discussing in the barrage.

It can be said that everyone is looking forward to it.

Being able to be performed at the end of the party, the meaning of this song is naturally extraordinary.

The host said at this time: "In this splendid moment of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, we travel through the corridor of time and look back at the glory and dreams of the past. In the long river of history, there are countless heroes and myths. They illuminate the world with their immortal legends. Light up the sky of Chinese civilization!”

"Please hold your breath and get ready for an audio-visual feast. Next, we invite Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin to bring you the song "The Chronicles of the Gods"!"

After the words fell, the camera shifted to the stage.

As a result, it was not Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin on the stage, but two old men dressed in simple clothes.

The two old men were wearing dark coats, one standing and the other sitting.

The standing person holds an allegro-like instrument in his hand, and the seated person holds a three-stringed instrument in his hand, with an instrument on his feet.

Shadiao netizens immediately left messages on the barrage.

"These two must be Xu Ye and Chen Yuxin."

"How long has it been since Xu Ye and Sister Chen saw each other? Are they so old?"

"Why did Sister Chen change her gender?"

The audience still didn't understand what these two old men were doing on the stage.

The stage was surrounded by darkness, with only a beam of warm light shining on the two of them.

As the music sounded, a line of song information first appeared on the big screen.

The title of the song is "The Chronicle of the Gods".

This song comes from the 2017 New Year's Eve celebration of Station B on Earth. It is an original song with the theme of ancient Chinese mythology. The lyricist's stage name is Xie Jingjiaozhu, and the composer's stage name is Seafood Noodles.

This song was originally sung by virtual singer Stardust, and it became popular as soon as it was uploaded. To this day, the number of plays of this song is still growing steadily.

At the 2021 Station B New Year’s Eve party, Phoenix Legend performed a cover of this song, adding elements of Henan Zhuizi.

Xu Ye chose the version of Phoenix Legend.

There are multiple vocal cover versions of this song, each with its own characteristics. The official vocal version sung by Soap Fungus is also very impressive.

The song information ended quickly, and then the two old people on the stage took the lead in playing.

Their introduction also appears in the lower left corner.

The section they sang is called "Pangu Opens the World".

In the introduction, write down their genre of music and their names.

The audience also typed the words "Henan Zhuizi" on the barrage.

The old man sang.

"I think back then there was no sun and moon, the sky and the earth were chaotic, there was no sky, no earth, no human ethics~"

When the old man sang, he used Henan dialect, which was very recognizable.

The instrument he held in his hand was not Allegro, but an instrument called Jianban, which was made of two wooden or bamboo boards over one foot long.

The musical instrument played by the old man next to him is called Zhuihu, also called Zhuiqin and Henan Zhuizi.

The reason why it looks like a three-stringed instrument is that the instrument itself is modified from the three-stringed drum.

As for the percussion instrument at his feet, it's called a foot bang.

The instrument was mounted on a small stand, with a stick attached to a string, one end of which was connected to the feet.

When you step on the rope with your foot, you pull the stick. When one end of the stick is raised, it hits the bang to make a sound.

These are all musical instruments used in traditional opera.

It was the first time for some viewers to see it, and they were quite curious.

The old man continued to sing:

"The Emperor of Heaven has set down the sun, moon and stars; the Emperor of Earth has set down the grains and roots~"

"Two human emperor brothers and sisters appeared again, and they were matched by the rolling stones of Kunlun Mountain~"

"After I gave birth to a hundred pairs of children, I left a hundred surnames, until now~"

The emotions of some netizens also floated on the barrage in the live broadcast room.

"It's great. Tears are flowing inexplicably. I'm finally done with it!"

"Singing so true!"

"It's all the director's fault, I almost thought these two old men were going to have to reorganize themselves!" There are many elements of traditional opera on this stage, but most of them are not very serious.

When the two old men finished singing, the camera moved to the main stage.

At this moment, a phoenix flew over the big screen on the main stage, and the words "Era of the Gods" were flying on the screen.

The prelude of the passionate song sounded and the lights shone on the stage.

The sounds of drums, guitars, and drum kits are intertwined.

The stage in the middle has been raised, and the band is on the high platform. After the camera is focused on the high platform, the audience sees Chen Yuxin in a black robe.

Chen Yuxin looks very strong today.

"Sister Chen is so handsome!"

"No, buddy, where is Xu Ye? Does he plan to come back after dinner?"

"Why is Sister Chen alone?"

After the camera zoomed out, everyone finally saw Xu Ye.

Everyone was on the rising stage, but Xu Ye stood alone below. Even the lighting engineer didn't light him. Everyone could only see Xu Ye through other lights.

"Dean, why didn't you go up? Did you forget to stand up?"

"I'm really convinced. I was on the same stage with Sister Chen before, but this time we're not on the same stage?"

"I have a hunch that the dean's lyrics in this song won't exceed ten lines!"

"The dean is going to make a lot of money again."

At this time, Chen Yuxin started singing, and her voice was full of momentum.

"The time between swallowing and swallowing is full of clouds and waves~"

"There is dust on my fingertips~"

"I'll check the five thousand rotations of flying light~"

"The eyes of Chaos in the beginning are bright and clear~"

When the host introduced this program before, he was talking about an audio-visual feast. Since it is an audio-visual feast, it is impossible to just listen to it.

When preparing for this show, Xiaolan Station also put in some effort.

Now some special effects can also be used in live broadcasts, and the effects are very good.

The audience in the live broadcast room can see that when Chen Yuxin sings these lyrics, some corresponding special effects pictures appear on the stage.

"Cleave this wilderness with a giant ax~"

"Open Yujiang to ask the Three Emperors~"

"Who hid me in Langhuan Pavilion~"

"How many chapters can the Twenty-Four Dynasties contain~"

A special effect picture of Pangu opening the sky appeared on the stage, and the images of the Three Emperors were also manifested in it.

When Chen Yuxin sang these lines, everyone finally heard Xu Ye's harmony inside, and the director carefully gave Xu Ye the camera.

"I knew the dean was harmonizing again!"

"This song gives me a very different feeling, very epic."

"Can anyone explain the lyrics?"

As we all know, you never know who is in the audience, and some people did explain some of the meaning of the lyrics in the barrage.

For example, Langhuan Pavilion is the place where the Emperor of Heaven keeps books in myths and legends.

As for the twenty-four dynasties.

You don’t have to know which dynasties the Twenty-Four Dynasties are, but if you don’t know the Twenty-Four Dynasties, then you really should report it.

The audience also discovered that the lyrics of this song are exactly like the title, and they are about all the gods!

Chinese myths and legends are imprinted in the blood and even life of every Chinese person. Everyone has a natural affinity for these things.

The singing continued.

"There are Ruomu trees in the east of the sky, and red dragons holding candles in Zhongshan~"

"Burn the internal organs of the Chinese people~"

"The arrow that shoots the golden crow is pressed on my bowstring~"

"The boundless sky is nothing but a hero's outlook~"

On the barrage, another netizen started to popularize science.

"Ruomu is a sacred tree that grows where the sun sets, in the east in some mythological settings."

"The red dragon is Zhulong, also known as Zhujiuyin. It is one of the ancient mythical beasts and the **** of Zhongshan."

"If you don't know about Shejinwu, I suggest you check it carefully. It is estimated to be half a million."

On the stage, the special effects naturally didn’t stop either.

The combination of pictures and lyrics seems to outline a mythical picture on the stage.

At this time, the chorus of the song arrived, and Chen Yuxin easily raised her voice.

"How can there be fire? Let's take the brilliance of stars and shine in all directions~"

"Taste the herbs and drink the Daze River and Wei Tang soup~"

"Cut off the feet and set up a pillar of ten thousand feet to straighten the black and yellow~"

"Today, it is still my straight spine~"

Listening to these lyrics, figures appeared in the minds of the audience.

Since ancient times, Chinese people have had a spirit of constant self-improvement.

In our legend, fire was not brought by anyone, but by Suiren who drilled wood to make fire.

There is Shennong who tasted herbs and invented medicine, and there is Kuafu who drank up the Yellow River and Weishui River every day.

The sky fell and the earth collapsed, so Nuwa cut off the four legs of a giant turtle to hold up the world.

When facing difficulties, what you think about is not to escape or ask gods to save you, but to rely on yourself.

This is the backbone of the Chinese people!

The audience was gradually affected by the emotion of the song.

Chen Yuxin’s singing continues to sound.

"In the Fish-Dragon Formation, no one will surrender as soon as my golden sword comes out~"

"If you die in a battle, your hero's spirit will always be there to rule over the nations in all directions~"

"The flying kite is the flag, and everyone welcomes me to the scene with the Big Dipper~"

"The Central Plains is ninety thousand hectares, and I must write the first chapter of history~"

When the last lyric appeared, many viewers felt their hearts tremble.

These sentences talk about the war between the Yellow Emperor and Chi You in ancient times. In the end, the Yellow Emperor won the war, and Chinese civilization officially began.

The first chapter of the first volume in "Historical Records" is the Chronicle of the Five Emperors. Starting from the Yellow Emperor, it is the first chapter of the Chronicle!

Then the camera finally came to Xu Ye.

In addition to the harmony, Xu Ye only rapped a few lines in this song.

These lyrics are not in the original version, but were added separately in this version, and they match the whole song quite well.

"At the top of the blue clouds, I'm eager to climb with my wings~"

"The sun shines on the peach capital and the rooster crows, come and sing the song of dawn~"

"Yin Hanyuan, I wrote He Luo in crazy cursive~"

"A pen cast from Shoushan copper to write down this legend~"

As soon as he opened his mouth, the audience started commenting. As a result, Xu Ye finished singing before he finished typing some words that he typed slowly.

"Four sentences, just these four sentences!"

"Dean, you don't have to sing if you don't want to. You can also let Sister Chen sing alone."

"Add a few words and pretend to sing it yourself, right? Otherwise it would be a bit embarrassing to share so much money."

The audience started joking in the barrage.

Everyone is now familiar with Xu Ye's operations.

It’s not that this person doesn’t sing, he also sings harmonies!

If you really count the harmonies, Xu Ye sang quite a lot.

But the ridicule must also be ridiculed.

Chen Yuxin’s singing continues.

“Visiting Kunlun also involves Xishanqi~”

“I once passed by a painted wall~”

"Maybe I can find the classics with inscriptions~"

"After drinking Qiankun, there is still heat in my throat~"

In a certain family, a high school student listened to this song and became interested in history.

When history becomes a song, it is indeed more attractive than the boring knowledge in textbooks.

Many viewers feel that this lyrics is really well written, simple and concise, but it can clearly tell the mythical story.

In Chen Yuxin's singing, one character image after another appears on the stage.

There is the **** of war Xingtian who is still fighting after his head is severed, there is the Nine Heavens Mysterious Girl flying in the clouds and mist, and there is a red carp that crosses the dragon gate and transforms into a dragon.

There was a man who created words on a rainy night and created thousands of things.

Many gods in China are not born, but are born from ordinary people.

They have made contributions to Chinese civilization and the common people, and people regard them as gods.

This nation firmly believes that no matter how great the difficulty is, it cannot defeat this nation!

The lyrics start from the creation of Pangu to the battle of the gods.

In the last line of the chorus, Chen Yuxin sang loudly:

"Now that the ranking has begun, it's up to me to take the top spot on the list of gods~"

The Battle of the Gods is a legendary story, which gave the establishment of the Zhou Dynasty a mythical flavor.

Even without the Battle of the Gods, the establishment of the Zhou Dynasty played a decisive role in the history of China.

The many cultures left by this dynasty continue to this day and have never been cut off.

At this time, the camera shifted to Xu Ye again.

As soon as the camera came on, everyone knew that Xu Ye was going to start singing.

"If you don't accept your fate, you can't help others. If you don't believe, there will be troubles~"

"Don't be afraid of the road being blocked, you have to dig through Wangwu and Taihang~"

"Don't wait for the times to come, listen to Zhuolu blowing his horn like a dragon roaring~"

"If you don't obey the princes, generals and ministers, Buzhou Mountain is waiting for me to hit you~"

"No need to pray to God, just kill the black dragon and divert the water into the river~"

"Why don't you just have a dream and let me write the next chapter of the myth~"

As soon as Xu Ye's lyrics came out, the core of the whole song came out.

These spirits are not just words, it is what the Chinese people do.

Nuwa mended the sky, Dayu controlled the floods, Kuafu chased the sun, Houyi shot the sun, Foolish Old Man moved the mountains, Jingwei filled the sea!

Too many!

The world where the ax split open is full of people who don’t want to be slaves!

This story continues today!

Chen Yuxin’s singing also sounded.

Since the Zhou Dynasty, Chinese civilization has entered a new era, and the age of myth has ended.

When the lyrics in Chronicle of the Gods come to an end about the age of myth, a new passage begins.

"In the age of mythology, it turned into a corridor in the blink of an eye~"

"Thousands of years later, it will be the coat of arms in my palm~"

"The past of heroes may be mottled in the painting hall of vermilion~"

"But also, the mountains are high, the sea is vast, the sky and the earth are vast~"

Chen Yuxin raised her hand and her voice became louder again.

"How can there be fire? Let's take the brilliance of stars and shine in all directions~"

"In the Central Plains, whoever raises the whip will open the chapter of history~"

"The East China Sea is vast, and the seven-foot red silk ribbon hits the huge waves~"

"Under the list, who will leave his name on the gold list in front of the Gods' Stage~"

"Walking through Kunlun, the sun and moon in the pot warmed the turbid wine~"

"With the help of warmth, I write a collection of comic books~"

"Read the chapter and escape into the legend to do some absurdity~"

"Going back five thousand years, let me claim to be the most crazy person in the world~"

When Chen Yuxin sang this section, the special effects on the stage no longer showed the gods in myths and legends, but familiar faces.

They are ordinary people among all living beings, and they are also heroes who carried up New China with their lives!

Some sacrificed their lives for the country, some for national construction, and some for the people to have enough to eat...

After the last lyric appeared, the barrage exploded.

"The greatest madman of all time!"

"This song is so cool!"

"The age of myth is over, now is our time!"

At this time, the scene turned and returned to the two old people singing Henan Zhuizi in front.

The loud music quieted down.

The old man sang in the sound of falling beard:

"Pangu Suiren, Fuxi and Shennong, Yandi and Huangdi, Yao, Shun and Yu."

"Inheritance of ancient myths and cultural roots."

“Only through constant self-improvement can we live forever.”

"This story of Chinese children—"

"To be continued!"

The story of China is not over yet, and China has more than five thousand years.

On the poker table in the future, we will still exist, always exist, and continue to write myths and legends belonging to China.

The song "The Chronicle of the Gods" ends here.

(End of chapter)