This Star is Legal But Sick

Chapter 711 Let’s show off, little darling!

The director of this year’s Spring Festival Gala is still Liang Xiaohua, the director of last year’s Spring Festival Gala.

Liang Xiaohua also understands that the Spring Festival Gala is getting worse year by year.

For example, last year, the overall data of the Spring Festival Gala was declining. Without Xu Ye's two sketches, the language programs of last year's Spring Festival Gala would have been trashed.

There are a few pretty good singing and dancing programs.

But the overall quality of a party cannot be determined by just a few programs.

Liang Xiaohua was extremely jealous of Xiaolan Station's New Year's Eve party, but he also understood that Xiaolan Station's kind of party program would not be included in CCTV's Spring Festival Gala.

The audience for CCTV's Spring Festival Gala is too large, ranging in age from one-year-old children to centenarians. The audience groups involved are also diverse, and there is no way for him to mess around.

After receiving the task of directing the Spring Festival Gala again this year, Liang Xiaohua's first reaction was to go to Ancheng to invite Xu Ye!

If the overall data declines, it will decline, but we must do a good job in individual programs. With Xu Ye's program in charge, the audience can at least give a few compliments.

Liang Xiaohua also asked Xu Ye if he was interested in being a program planner for the Spring Festival Gala and also coming to help organize programs for the Spring Festival Gala, but Xu Ye declined.

It's not that Xu Ye doesn't want to plan a Spring Festival Gala, it's just that he thinks there are too many things to do.

A party of this level is not only entertainment, but also has some other meanings.

With his current status, he can't keep his word, so he might as well not do it and just bring a few fun programs to the audience.

On the other hand, Xu Ye was just lazy.

Putting on a Spring Festival Gala program is time-consuming enough. If we put on a whole show, wouldn't there be no time to play games?

There is no need to worry about this matter, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future anyway.

At eight o'clock sharp, the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala officially started.

Ten minutes after the start, Liang Xiaohua received the first batch of live broadcast data.

After seeing this data, he sighed.

The overall ratings and network broadcast data have dropped a bit from last year, which was within his expectations.

"We can only wait for those key programs."

Liang Xiaohua frowned and stared at the movement backstage.

As each program is broadcast, there are more and more discussions about the Spring Festival Gala on the Internet.

"This year's opening show is a bit worse than last year's good luck."

"It's a pity that we won't see the Enki Girl this year."

"How about singing Gong Xi Fa Cai and Good Luck Again?"

"I have always had a question, why do we need actors to sing? Do we have no singers in China?"

"I haven't watched it yet. I'll wait until Xu Ye's show arrives."

Netizens hold their mobile phones, either chatting in chat groups to grab red envelopes, or browsing various information on the Internet.

Finally, after another song and dance performance ended, it was Zheng Yu and Xu Mei's turn to perform their sketch.

At the stage passage, Xu Ye and Zheng Yu stood together.

Tonight's skit will feature Zheng Yu, Xu Mei and Hu Jinping. This is the first time that Hu Jinping has appeared on the Spring Festival Gala stage in many years.

Hu Jinping is also an old actor, so he is not nervous, but a little excited.

Zheng Yu and Xu Mei are both calmer than last year.

Xu Ye comforted him: "Don't be nervous, everyone. If you really don't want to act, we won't act. It'll be okay."

Hu Jinping's eyes widened.

Are you so comforting?

I won’t act if I don’t want to act anymore.

If we give up today, movies will be released directly from theaters tomorrow.

You have offended the people of the whole country.

Zheng Yu said angrily: "You know we don't dare not to act, that's why you say that."

Xu Ye nodded: "Yes, what else?"

Hu Jinping clenched his fists.

At this time, the staff asked Zheng Yu and Xu Mei to enter. Hu Jinping was not in a hurry to come on stage, he was behind.

Not long after, the host announced the next program.

"Next up is an old acquaintance of ours, Hao Jian. However, Hao Jian has been a little upset recently. Let's see what's going on. Please enjoy the sketch "Today's Happiness"."

The "Today's Happiness" that Xu Ye took is called "Today's Happiness 2" on earth.

This sketch appeared on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2013 and contributed to many famous scenes.

The ex-husband joke came from this skit.

This is also one of Shen Teng's sketches in the Spring Festival Gala, which is of relatively good quality.

When the host made the announcement, the audience immediately burst into applause.

In some chat groups, netizens are also urging.

"Hurry up, Hao Jian is here! Come and watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

In some families, the adults in the family also shouted: "Son, come and watch the Spring Festival Gala, Hao Jian is here."

Scenes like this happen in many places.

Backstage, Liang Xiaohua got data again.

When he saw that the data started to increase as he approached this skit, he finally let go of the big stone in his heart.

The increase shows that Xu Ye's appeal to the audience is still very strong.

As for the audience's reaction, we will have to wait until the show is aired to find out.

On the stage, Zheng Yu walked up with a fruit basket in his hand. As soon as he appeared on the stage, the audience burst into applause.

He stood relatively close to the audience, giving him a strong sense of immersion.

"Charlotte, Charlotte is here!"

"What Charlotte? His name is Hao Jian!"

"A man who makes Xu Ye live in the shadows!"

Some audience members were already shouting.

But they don't know that after tomorrow, the name Charlotte will become a thing of the past, and will be replaced by Wang Duoyu.

Zheng Yu introduced himself: "Let me tell you something, my boss had a seizure recently. You said that I did a good job as a waiter, so he suddenly promoted me to the lobby manager. I accidentally entered the official career."

Zheng Yu's slightly lewd expression made the audience very happy to watch.

"Why does this person look more and more like Xu Ye in temperament?"

"As expected of the comedian brought out by Xu Ye."

"CCTV is also getting better, and they can even invite Hao Jian to perform shows."

Zheng Yu continued to introduce that he came today to deliver a fruit basket to his boss in compliance with his wife's request.

His cell phone rang, and it was his wife who called.

What Hao Jian didn't expect was that his wife actually came with him.

The person who plays Hao Jian's wife is also a comedian.

After the daughter-in-law came on stage, she said: "From now on, you are not allowed to hang up the phone. I am wondering, why does your divorced female boss want to promote you to be the lobby manager?"

Hao Jianyi said sternly: "You have been making trouble for a long time because you doubted me."

"I'm not doubting you, I'm doubting both of you."

Hao Jian gave in under his wife's pressure and walked onto the stage with his mobile phone.

The scene on the stage is also revealed in front of the audience, and the setting is like a room.

Hao Jian knocked on the door and said into the phone: "Did you hear that? It's such a normal knock."

As a result, the next second, Xu Mei's voice sounded inside.

"The door is open for you."

Hao Jian was embarrassed at that time.

"Did you hear that? What a strange thing to leave the door open."

Hao Jian opened the door and walked in, asking: "Boss, where are you? Who are you leaving the door open for? This is me, Hao Jian, who has a clear conscience."

As a result, Xu Mei's voice came again: "What? I can't hear clearly. I'm washing dates. Come and tell me."

Zheng Yu was even more embarrassed now.

The audience was laughing their heads off.

"It has to be Xu Ye's sketch, it's so funny!"

"The beginning was so explosive, I didn't dare to imagine how funny it would be later."

"This is the flavor of the year!"

Then Xu Mei came out, holding a plate of washed red dates in her hand.

This is a homophone.

Xu Mei then said: "Hao Jian, it's like this. You came at a bad time today. My ex-husband will be here in a while. I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings. You understand."

Hao Jian kept holding his mobile phone in his hand and said, "I understand, I won't delay you two."

Xu Mei happily went to open the door, and Hao Jian changed the subject: "But you said there is no misunderstanding about who? I just want to ask you to say it loudly, you said there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me? I’m now the lobby manager.”

Xu Mei wondered: "What? Is the probability very low? Don't you know why I promoted you?"

Hao Jian almost cried. “I’m sometimes clear and sometimes confused.”

Xu Mei smiled and said, "Don't I just fall in love with you?"

Hao Jian covered his chest at that time.

The audience couldn't stop laughing.

Later, Xu Mei said: "Hao Jian, look, at this time, shouldn't we all be asleep?"

"When did this happen? When did we sleep together?"

"Let me tell you the truth, I won't keep you tonight."

"Did you ever stay with me one night?"

The more Hao Jian explained, the more unclear he became.

"I ask you to answer me seriously, what is our relationship?"

Xu Mei was anxious to let Hao Jian go, but she didn't understand what Hao Jian meant, so she said helplessly: "Hao Jian, if you are really reluctant to leave, then can you come back after my ex-husband leaves?"

At this time, there was a knock on the door.

The ex-husband played by Hu Jinping was already standing at the door, and Xu Mei directly pulled Hao Jian behind the curtain.

In an emergency, Hao Jian fell off the sofa and dropped a shoe, which was also thrown out of the window by Xu Mei.

As soon as Hu Jinping came in, the music started playing.

The ex-husband looked back and forth on the furniture in the room with a look of reminiscence on his face, as if he was nostalgic for the time when the two were together.

As a result, my ex-husband asked, "Have they all been replaced with new ones?"

Xu Mei said: "Yes, what else would I do? Didn't I ask you to move out when we got divorced? Lao Gao, have you forgotten? When you left, I and the load-bearing wall were the only ones left in the house."

For a moment, the audience couldn't stop laughing.

"Lao Gao is a cruel person!"

"It's fun to keep the house anyway."

"Hu Jinping still looks very similar when he plays a divorced man. He is indeed a divorced man!"

The ex-husband walked to the window, closed the curtains, and Hao Jian, who was hiding behind the curtains, came out.

Xu Mei was surprised and quickly went up and pulled the curtain back to cover Hao Jian.

She stood in front of the curtain and said, "Why are you drawing the curtain? It's so late at night."

My ex-husband smiled and said, "You were so shy back then, and I was shy too."

He smiled shyly, turned around, and slowly stretched his right hand behind his back.

It's just that his right hand went into the curtain, not outside.

The ex-husband said with an intoxicated look on his face: "I'm holding your hand, just like now..."

He was walking and talking, and Hao Jian was pulled out from behind the curtain by him.

"My little heart was beating so fast. We were walking hand in hand on the asphalt road, and we bumped into your mother. It scared you."

Hao Jian, who was following his ex-husband, looked nervous.

Xu Mei was also frightened when she saw this scene.

The ex-husband released his hold on Hao Jian's hand, pointed at Xu Mei and said, "Yes, that's how you looked at that time!"

At this moment, hundreds of millions of viewers across the country were laughing their heads off.

In some communities with poor soundproofing, you can even hear loud laughter coming from other people’s homes.

In the online live broadcast room, there were no other words on the barrage, only a series of hahahaha.

After the ex-husband pointed at Xu Mei, everyone thought he was going to find something abnormal, but he didn't.

He stretched his hand behind him again, and this time Hao Jian took the initiative to put his hand into his ex-husband's hand.

My ex-husband is still immersed in fantasies about the past.

"Oh, when you saw your mother, you were so frightened that you took your hand away and went into the woods."

When he released his hand again, Xu Mei quickly asked Hao Jian to hide behind the curtain again.

However, the ex-husband continued: "As soon as I see you running away, I will chase you."

The ex-husband rushed into the curtain where Hao Jian was hiding again, and the two began to circle around the curtain.

The moment they both got through the curtain, Xu Mei kicked her ex-husband directly in the stomach.

Everyone thought that the ex-husband was about to discover Hao Jian here, but it turned out not yet.

The ex-husband also told her the purpose of coming here. He came to tell Xu Mei that he was getting married again and had found a girlfriend who was young, beautiful and rich.

The ex-husband said proudly: "Are you feeling a little uncomfortable?"

Xu Mei said slowly: "If you say that, then I will feel really sad."

In the end, Xu Mei let out a devilish laugh.

Xu Mei said proudly: "Now that everything has been said, you can check it for me first."

She walked straight to the window and opened the curtains.

"Come on, show your face, little darling!"

Behind the curtain, Hao Jian looked shocked.

On the sofa, my ex-husband looked shocked.

Xu Mei pulled Hao Jian out from behind the window.

"Here, let me introduce you, Hao Jian, my little boyfriend. Lao Gao, my ex-husband."

Hao Jian stepped forward, stretched out his hand, and said, "Brother, ex-husband."

Hao Jian looked uncomfortable, and said hurriedly: "Why don't you talk first, and I'll leave first. Anyway, I have a meeting there."

Xu Mei asked: "What's going on?"

Hao Jian: "Misunderstanding."

Xu Mei whispered: "Please cooperate."

Hao Jian's face was already full of squeezed flesh folds. He said with a sad look on his face: "It's not that I'm not cooperating. On the surface, there are three people, but in fact there are four."

Hao Jian took out his cell phone and glanced at Xu Mei, but because the cell phone was pointing at Xu Mei's belly, Xu Mei understood the mistake and sat on the sofa holding her stomach, pretending to be pregnant.

The ex-husband had a look of pain on his face and walked to the wall in the room to think about it.

There happened to be a painting in front of him, which showed a cuckold.

Here comes another joke.

This sketch started when Hao Jian entered the door, and the laughter almost never stopped.

At the end, Hao Jian's wife's roar came from Hao Jian's cell phone.

Something big has happened.

But the matter has come to this, and there is nothing that can be done. Hao Jian is a good person and will help Xu Mei continue to act.

Later, my ex-husband left angrily.

Xu Mei smiled and said: "Lao Gao, let's meet at the golf course tomorrow. You can also take me to meet your girl. Xiao Jian, accompany me to play golf tomorrow."

Hao Jian smiled lightly and said, "It will take tomorrow to beat him."

He rushed directly to his ex-husband, grabbed his collar and said, "Your name is Wolf?"

The audience immediately remembered the lines from "Charlotte".

"Your name is Charlotte?"

Not long after, the skit performance ended, and the misunderstanding was resolved at the end, and everyone was happy.

Backstage, Xu Ye, the little troublemaking prince, immediately took out his mobile phone and posted a Weibo post.

"From today on, please call Hu Dao my ex-husband."

Another reason why Hu Jinping was asked to play this role was that Hu Jinping was really divorced. At that time, he was still making a fuss on the Internet and made entertainment gossip headlines.

The nickname "Brother" was stuck on my head for a year and a half and I couldn't take it off.

Netizens also discussed this skit on the Internet.

Unlike "Today's Happiness" which has a bit of positive energy, "Today's Happiness" is just funny.

It’s Chinese New Year, just have fun everyone.

"The skit was so funny and well-acted."

"The dean's skills are getting stronger and stronger, and he can handle all kinds of comedy."

"It's okay to say that Dean is currently the number one comedian in the country, right?"

"There is something wrong, the dean is not a human being."

Shadiao netizens all learned from Xu Ye, and their words are quite damaging.

Backstage, after the performance, Hu Jinping finally relaxed and was already sweating profusely.

As a result, he picked up his phone and looked at it, and found that the names in the messages sent to him by his friends had changed.

Everyone started calling them ex-husband.

How could you lose your real name by acting in a skit?

(End of chapter)