This Zhenguan is a bit silly

The midday sun is the warmest.

Fang Chengen walked in front with his hands in his hands, and Cheng followed behind like a brother.

If it weren't for the decent and clean clothes on the two of them, they would have been driven away by the soldiers as homeless people.

"Lao Fang, I really want to take a bath, it's very cold this day!" Cheng said reluctantly.

For bathing, he has no interest in the slightest.

If possible, he will never wash unless he smells bad.

"Nonsense, you and I have a barracks, I don't want to be infected by lice on your body.

Ma Dan, one by one, they don't pay attention to the hygiene situation, and they don't know that infectious diseases are all because of the problem of not paying attention to hygiene!"

Fang Chengen became more and more irritable, not only because of the noble Qishan people, but also because of the lice on his body.

Yesterday, I didn't notice it because I slept too hard, but when I woke up today, I saw that there was a lice on Xiao Cheng's head, which made him nauseous.

I always feel like I'm crawling all over my body.

It makes me uncomfortable just thinking about it.

"Can you get rid of the lice on your body by taking a bath?" Xiao Cheng had some questions.

"Naturally!" Fang Chengen was confident.

When I was a child in the countryside, I saw those kittens and dogs with lice thrown into the water by the aunts and uncles, and they drowned the lice when they were finished.

If you throw yourself into the water, you won't drown!

But in an instant, Fang Chengen made him think of a scalp-tingling question.

There are tens of thousands of soldiers here, almost all of whom have lice on their bodies.

As

soon as I returned to the camp, I saw the figure of Daddy Fang Daohe.

At this moment, the little black fat man was standing at the door of the barracks of the two, pacing back and forth anxiously.

Fang Chengen sighed in his heart, what's going on, could it be that something big has happened again

? Lao Cheng is in pain, is his father here to call his old way

?"Old thing, what's wrong?".

Fang Daohe's face was anxious, worried, and his eyes were full of murderous aura, but as soon as he saw Fang Chengen, the aura of slaughter in his eyes melted instantly, and he stepped forward in two by two, and grabbed Fang Chengen's hands: "Chengen, Your Majesty has come to the will, except for the three thousand men and horses who stay here to protect the general to recuperate from his injuries, the rest of the people and horses will all return to Chang'an, Dad originally wanted to take you back together, and our father and son can talk well on the road, but Dashuai can't do without your ......."

When Fang Daohe said this, his eyes were red, and this man with a tiger's back couldn't help but wipe the corners of his eyes with his armrests.

My son wasn't a fool just now, he hadn't said a few words, he was about to separate, so sad!

"Old thing, what are you crying about, Young Master Ben didn't die here, don't go back to Chang'an, you are cursing Young Master Ben, cry again, Young Master Ben interrupts your ......"

Fang Chengen also felt that his heart hurt a little, he didn't want to be like this, but who made him a bad young man now, he could only curse ruthlessly, but the last two words were really unspeakable.

It's too lacking in morality, if Fang Daohe is a dog's leg, wouldn't it be his own ......

After being scolded by his son, Fang Daohe actually smiled, looking comfortable.

"Okay, okay, dad won't say it, dad won't say

it!" "Dad will take the troops back this time, just wait for you to come back at home, it is estimated that the general's injury will be fine for ten days and half a month

, and you will be back then!" "Uncle Fang, then you go back, who will lead the army!" Cheng Zhihei on the side was in high spirits and asked with a smile.

Dad was in a coma, Fang Daohe left again, wouldn't that mean ......

"Oh, your father was under the command of Captain Cheng Dong during his coma, you and he should have known each other, I have already greeted him!" Fang Daohe said with a smile.

Fang Daohe said, took out two documents and tokens from his arms, and threw them to the two.

"Since the two of you are in the army, you can't do it without an identity, so let's get a position for the two of you as a captain

!" "Eight pins!" Cheng Chuhei complained.

As a little grandfather, such a position makes him very faceless.

Fang Daohe glanced at him angrily, and slapped him on the head: "You still dislike the official position, why did you go to the battlefield to take the enemy's head, do you have military merits, and you still dislike a fart without you!"

Fang Chengen looked at the document token in his hand, slightly worried.

"Old thing, there won't be any problems with this arbitrary appointment of officials!" Fang

Daohe laughed and patted his son's shoulder very satisfied.

"What's this, there are still a lot of blank documents in the handsome's account, write it casually, and then hand in a note in the future, just have no opinion!" "

Okay, with Lao Cheng covering, the last thing the demon king of the mixed world is trouble.

To be honest, Fang Chengen didn't know much about how big this ancient official position was.

According to Cheng, this should be a minor officer in the Tang Army.

I guess it's just a political cadre who has no real power.

Obviously, this is a reason for the two to stay in the army.

These two official positions are not as effective as the identities of the two.

casually threw the document token into the barracks, and Fang Chengen took Cheng Chuhei to the room.

The skill of the chef in the army is really amazing.

Horizontal and vertical will make a soup cake.

As for the so-called soup cakes, which are the same as pig food in terms of taste and appearance......

Fang Chengen was powerless to complain.

It's obviously a good noodle, but I have to add some messy things to it.

It's like a pot of runny paste.

But those soldiers are still eating.

What a bunch of guys who have never seen the world.

took Cheng Chuhei to snatch the flour that the cook had just woken up, and saw the green onions that the cook got out of nowhere, took out a few, cut them into chopped green onions and took them away.

Pull out the awakened noodles, knead them in three or two times, rub a layer of green onion with a layer of oil, repeat it several times, form a dough and spread it out again, brush a layer of oil in the hot kettle, spread the dough on it, flip it several times, and a green onion oil cake is ready.

In the small camp tent, the fragrance of green onion oil cake is overflowing.

When he turned around, he found that there were several more pairs of eyes at the door of the barracks.

Cheng Dong, the captain of Zhiguo, was standing at the door of the barracks with several subordinates, glaring angrily at himself and Cheng Zhihei.

"Who are you, what are you doing with two people looking at Young Master Ben like this, and then watching Young Master Ben beat him to death, believe it or not

!" "In the barracks, it is forbidden to fire in the tent, don't you know!"

Cheng Dong's cold voice made Cheng Chuhei unhappy.

This guy has always felt that he is a natural general, this Cheng Dong is so faceless to his brother in the barracks, isn't this just not giving himself face.

"Cheng Dong, if you are sick, go to the doctor, get out of the way, don't disturb Lao Tzu and Lao Fang for dinner

!" "Forgive me!" Cheng Dong put on a dead face and continued to say coldly: "According to the rules of the army, open fire privately, and the battle will be fifteen, come and take them down for me

!" Cheng Zhihei's anger was overflowing, he looked at Cheng Dong in disbelief, and pulled out the horizontal knife that was placed aside, and shouted angrily: "I see who dares!"

Fang Chengen patted Cheng Zhihe's shoulder with his flour-stained hand: "Don't get excited, don't be angry, it's not worth it with such a person, as the saying goes, don't be angry, don't be angry, no one will replace you when you get sick!" "

Then who, just the one with thick eyebrows and big eyes, my name is Fang Chengen, my father Fang Daohe, and Cheng Zhihei is my good brother." Come, tell me, what is your name, what is your father's name, where do you live, how many brothers do you have?"

Cheng Dong frowned, turned his head to look at the people around him, and everyone looked at him with a stunned expression!

Then several people unconsciously took two steps back.

Look at what we're doing, people ask you

what your name is, who your father is, and where you live.

How do you feel so wrong!

Cheng Dong touched his face, okay!

Thick eyebrows and big eyes are good-looking in this era, praising our handsome guys, I can't imagine that this evil young man in Lantian Bofu is still so discerning.

Cheng Dong raised his eyebrows and glanced at Fang Chengen: "Boy, don't think that if you are the son of your uncle, tell you honestly, my brothers are here to beat you, if you are honestly beaten, forget it, if you ...... Then it's no wonder how many brothers

there are!"Beat me???

Fang Chengen looked dazed!

I grass, have I offended you?

Why does everyone want to beat up Young Master Ben!!