This Zhenguan is a bit silly

Chang'an City, Lizheng Palace.

Li Er has been feeling a little unwell recently, but he has always been diligent, and he has been even more conscientious since he became the emperor, so even if he is unwell, he still does not dare to waste government affairs.

He held a piece of paper in his hand, baked it on the cushion and looked at it carefully, and the brush in his hand circled it.

"There was a wave of homeless people in Chang'an City, and they were recruited by the Mixed World Demon King Coal Mine, which is good, and shared the worries of the imperial court.

Thinking of the Iron Sheet Coal Mine of the Demon King of the Mixed World, Li Er couldn't help but think of Cheng Biting Jin, and glanced at Xiao Jing who was standing aside.

"Xiao Jing, is Zuo Wuwei's army back

?" Xiao Jing lowered his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, according to your orders, Lantian Bofang Daohe led the army back, leaving three thousand people to take care of Lu Guogong, and then returned to Chang'an City when Lu Guogong was better, and the imperial doctor in the palace also sent it, but ......

, "Haha, surnamed Fang, I can't think of it, our family is going to give you eye medicine again!" Li Er's

body leaned slightly, frowning slightly: "But what?"

Xiao Jing's eyes rolled wildly, and he whispered: "Your Majesty, Cheng Zhihei took Fang Chengen to Qishan where Zuo Wuwei's army was stationed overnight, and I heard that I was going to treat Lu Guogong. "

Enough is enough, Xiao Jing knows better than anyone else.

That's what we said, as for what His Majesty thinks, that's not for us to consider.

Li Erwen was stunned, this suture method was invented by this kid, maybe this kid really has a way.

"Send someone to take a look, that kid is really a little uneasy

!" "Yes, Your Majesty!"

......

Cheng Yanjin looked at Fang Chengen in front of him in a daze.

This kid is so daring, you can also learn the art of war?

The old man has been on the battlefield for decades, and he doesn't dare to say that he has learned it.

The entire Tang Dynasty is estimated to be raised by Li Jing, the son of a bitch, and the great Majesty Li Er knows the art of war.

What, you said that the other generals know everything

! They know how to hammer and hammer!"

"Come, boy, tell the old man, what art of war have you learned

?" Fang Chengen was a little confused

! I said I know the art of war?

Rub, blame me for this quick mouth!

"That, big handsome, what if I say I forget?" Fang Chengen cautiously tentatively.

How do you feel a chill in your neck and a gust of wind?

Cheng Yanjin glared at him, and wanted to tear this kid apart.

"It's not a big deal, in the army, at most, it's a beheading!" "

Fang Chengen bared his teeth, you might as well not talk about it!

But what kind of art of war does he know

? I watched a lot of dramas of fighting devils in my previous life, but how can that thing have the art of war

? A headshot from 800 miles away?

The

crotch of his pants is affected, and he hides a grenade?

Or, the second battalion commander's Italian artillery?

I'm afraid that he will be beaten to death by Lao Cheng with a stick before he can say anything!

Fang Chengen couldn't help baring his teeth, and when he turned his head, he saw Cheng Chuhei trembling.

"Old Fang, you, don't look at me, it's no problem for you to let your brother tie up a ticket, this art of war is really a blind spot for our brothers!"

However, he seems to have some ideas!

Before Fang Chengen could speak, Lao Cheng's angry voice sounded: "Cheng Chuhei, you are a deflated calf, what are you still doing standing here, the art of war is something you can listen to, get out of here, and when Lao Tzu's injury is healed, let's calculate the punch you give Lao Tzu!" "

Hey, hey, Dad, I'll go, let's go!"

Cheng Chuhei withdrew from the big tent in a daze, and when he was about to go out, he also threw Fang Chengen one, and the brother begged for a blessing!

Fang

Chengen straightened his face, looked at Lao Cheng very seriously, and said solemnly: "General, since you want to hear what kind of art of war your subordinates have learned, then you will simply say a few words, cough cough!"

Seeing this, Cheng Chengen also looked at Fang Chengen seriously, thinking that this kid had really learned something, after all, since he can have the art of stitching and this method of practicing wine, he can't guarantee that this kid really knows the art of war!

Speaking of this wine, it is slippery~~~~

"Ahem, this, Uncle Cheng, although everyone has not met, but they all know a little bit, ah, I am not a big person, and some people know me, in fact, I am quite relieved, I came in just now...... "

"Don't talk nonsense!" "Ah?"

"Don't

talk nonsense, and then talk nonsense to kill you!" Oh

......

Fang Chengen pursed his lips, no one is allowed to learn leadership, it's really bad.

"Uncle Cheng, the kid thinks that the art of war or anything is false, just do it, kick the crotch of your pants, three yin, poke your nostrils, you can be vigorous, people die and birds are facing the sky, and they will not die for thousands of years!"

Cheng Biting Jin opened his mouth, he didn't know what to say, what this kid said won my heart!

" However, Uncle Cheng, before we fight, we must also maintain sufficient combat effectiveness, such as this civilized and sanitary situation, Zuo Wuwei is very worried!".

Lao Cheng looked at Fang Chengen in astonishment, his big round eyes full of confusion.

This hygiene has something to do with the art of war

! But I heard Fang Chengen continue: "Just as the so-called eating well, sleeping well, this physical strength can be raised well, think about the soldiers being bitten by lice

every day and can't sleep, the kid feels uncomfortable in his heart! Look at this group of soldiers, they wear tattered clothes every day, this time when they go out, people still think that our Zuo Wuwei army can't afford to wear clothes, it's a shame! Thinking of this, this kid's

heart

!." As the saying goes, give me 3,000 ......

Phew, give me three thousand Xuanjia, rob the people's daughters, and let them become immortals...... "

Lao Cheng's eyes are on fire

! I understand, this kid is making fun of himself!

Our Lao Cheng's soldiers and horses can fight, they must be clean and hairy, the eldest girl of the Teaching Workshop Division is clean, stripped naked and slippery, she may fight!

Your Majesty's Xuanjia Heavy Cavalry, that's what you used to rob the people's daughters.

What's so good, why don't you rob a princess or something.

It's so evil, it's not professional at all

! Lao Tzu still wants to lead the Xuanjia Army!

The surname is Duan, Lao Tzu will pit you sooner or later!"

"Boy, do you think that the old man is injured now, and there is nothing he can do about you!" Lao Cheng said dissatisfiedly.

"No, no!" Fang Chengen smiled and continued: "The kid just wants Uncle to pay attention to the health situation in the army, really, Uncle, don't hide it from Uncle, Boy has a set of training methods, and this civilization and hygiene is the most important part of it!"

"Do you still have a method of training?"

Old Town doesn't believe it anymore, you kid will know the art of war for a while, and you will be able to train for a while.

Lao Tzu, no, is it okay for you to sit in Li Jing's place!

" The kid understands a little, understands a little!" "

Ma Dan, Lao Tzu won't, I'm a special forces soldier and haven't seen it yet!"

"This training is a process of making the whole body function stronger, the practice is to run fast, jump high, react quickly, and cooperate with the limbs, such a soldier is a good soldier, and only such a soldier is the king of soldiers in the army, a single strong, in the eyes of the little nephew, that is not good, a person with strong upper limb strength, the lower plate is unstable, what is the result, Uncle Cheng must also know!" This

kid said!

Cheng Yanjin was stunned, it was really special!

This method of training soldiers has been an unpassed secret of the soldiers since ancient times!

Liu Bei has it, he has the white-eared elite soldiers, Gao Shun has it, he has the camp that has been trapped, Cao Cao has it, and he has the tiger and leopard to ride.

Now, this kid has got

! My Zuo Wuwei dominates the sixteen guards of the Tang Dynasty

, and it's just around the corner! Riding on Wei Chigong's head and pulling poop, it's wonderful to think about it!

"Boy, are you sure that you can train strong soldiers with this method?" Lao Cheng ignored the pain in his body, forcibly got up, and asked solemnly: "Boy, the old man is not as your Uncle Cheng now, and you are not the old man's nephew." The old man is now asking his subordinates as General Zuo Wuwei, do you understand what this means!"

Seeing that Lao Cheng was like this, Fang Chengen also put away his hippie smile.

Said seriously: "Returning to the general, what the kid said is true, but whether it will work or not, the kid doesn't know, but it's better than now!"

"Boy, from today onwards, the old man appoints you as the captain of Xuanjie, the remaining 3,000 people of Zuo Wuwei and Zuo Wuwei are under your command, during the days when the old man is recuperating from his injuries, you will train an elite soldier for the old man, if this matter is successful, the old man will personally go to His Majesty to ask for credit for you, it is not difficult to pay homage to the marquis, if it is not possible at this time, hehe......"

Lao Cheng did not finish speaking, but Fang Chengen had already understood what he meant very smartly.

Ma Dan, when this old man is ready, he plans to tie himself and Cheng Chuhei together and smoke!