This Zhenguan is a bit silly
Chapter 98
"Tear down the door of his house for me!" Chai
Lingwu sat on the ground, his face flushed.
Ma Dan, why is this door so strong
! Fang Chengen can't laugh anymore, this Ah Chai usually doesn't pay attention to exercise!
He glanced at Cheng Zhihei, who was also smiling and bent over.
Cheng got up and walked to the gate.
Boom ......
The door was kicked open, no, to be exact, the door of the Zhang family was kicked over by Cheng Chuhei.
The two gates lay miserably on the ground.
The loud noise alarmed the Zhang family, and the housekeeper of the Zhang family came angrily.
"Who? "Who?"
"That melon broke through my door, and the dog's leg interrupted you!" Cheng
Chuji didn't say a word, and glanced at Chai Lingwu in front of him.
Chai Lingwu glared at the Zhang family steward fiercely: "It's your father, Lao Tzu and I, Chai Lingwu!" As
soon as the words fell, a large area of the courtyard was frightened, and the steward of the Zhang family was like chaff, and even the master of the Zhang family knelt down at this moment.
Ma Dan, why is this plague god coming to the door!
The courtyard was kneeling all over the ground, and it was obvious that this Chai Lingwu did not have a good reputation in Zhuangzi.
Fang Chengen obviously felt this, and suddenly felt a little proud.
Looking at our reputation in Zhuangzi, this guy probably won't be able to catch up in this life.
Chai Lingwu was very dissatisfied with the Zhang family's behavior of turning him away, and with a straight face, he was about to beat someone.
Fang Chengen grabbed this guy's arm, he didn't come to beat people today.
said in a low voice: "Think about what we are here for!" Chai
Lingwu nodded, pointed to the master
of the Zhang family with a gloomy face and asked, "Do you have a sick cow at home?" The master of the Zhang family obviously misunderstood something, and said with a sad face: "This, this cow has it, but this cow with plague, can it be eaten
?" "Shut up, yes or no?"
"Yes!" After the master of the Zhang family finished speaking, he asked with a twisted face: " Young Master Chai, do you see if the bull is okay, the cow still has cubs!"
Chai Lingwu's face darkened.
This bastard, he still thinks he wants to eat beef!
However, why does this old man want a sick cow, he must also be a cow
? Could it be that this guy has any hobbies?
Chai Ling Wuhu looked at Fang Chengen suspiciously.
Fang Chengen glanced at this guy impatiently: "It's time for human life to be at stake, what are you doing with this dog's ink, hurry up and take out his cow, hurry up!" "
Wait, Young Master Ben should stay away first! Xiao Teng is not on your Zhuangzi, let this guy bring him, find a clean and hygienic house, let's live first." "
......
Leaving Zhang's house, Chai Lingwu quickly found an empty house, this house is not far from Chai's house, and the size is also appropriate, and he will experiment with pox here for a while.
The only thing that is a little bad is how the old Taoist priest I once saw appeared next door.
The old Taoist priest lay on the wall and looked at Fang Chengen obscenely.
Fang Chengen was a little panicked, Chai Lingwu went to find the guinea pig doing the experiment, and Cheng Zhiji went to wait for Xiao Teng to take the cow, and he was the only one at present.
I heard that these old Taoist priests have kung fu.
this old thing, how to beat yourself.
The thing is not to beat himself, in case he plans to ......
It's even more terrifying.
"Little doll, how did you find out that the grass can cure smallpox!" the old Taoist priest asked with a smile as he stared at Fang Chengen.
Looking at it this way, this old Taoist still looks very kind when he smiles!
Taoist priest is good, Taoist priest is good, isn't the old immortal who taught us skills a Taoist priest!"
The old Taoist priest's face darkened, this little bastard, this is making fun of himself!
"What white-bearded old fairy, don't you want to deceive the old Taoist?"
"It was an old fairy in a purple robe, and he told me, in addition to my good looks, my roots and bones are good, and I look like that kind of genius, and I have to teach me some magic tricks, but I don't want to, so he taught me some messy things, including this grass can cure smallpox. "
What do you say, what does this old immortal look like!" the old Taoist priest asked without giving up.
Damn, purple-robed Taoist, this is the ancestor of Taoism, such an immortal figure can look down on this kid.
Phew
, my Taoist ancestor will not be blind, this bastard must be deceiving the old Tao.
"This old fairy, he looks very personal!" Fang Chengen touched his bare chin and stroked his beard, and said lightly: "It looks like a fairy wind bone, if you want to say the most peculiar place, it is that this old fairy has three black moles on his forehead......"
Fang Chengen babbled a lot, turned his head, and suddenly found that the old Taoist priest by the wall was gone.
I'll go, where did this guy go, wouldn't he really know the immortal method, and his kung fu would be gone in the blink of an eye?
This won't be shrinking the ground into inches, or is it the earth escape technique!
In the courtyard next door, the old Taoist priest knelt on the ground with a thud, raised his head to look at the sky, and fell into a stupor.
It just so happened that at this time, Cheng Chuhei took Xiao Teng, and Xiao Teng owed an old cow here.
Fang Chengen's eyes widened, and he jumped onto the grinding plate in the courtyard with a whoosh.
"Stop, phew, stop your legs, stop
, don't go forward!" Xiao Teng looked at his young master very aggrievedly, what is wrong with the young master, why is he not close to himself!
Cheng Chuhei also looked puzzled: "Old Fang, aren't you looking for the old cow who made the plague, what are you hiding?"
"Nonsense, this thing can infect smallpox, can I not hide!" Fang Chengen shouted and scolded: "Xiao Teng, you just stand in place, lead the cow, don't move!"
Cheng Chuhei's guy seemed to have suddenly turned his brain: "I'll rub
, Lao Fang, wait for me!" With a whoosh, he also jumped on the grinding plate: "Lao Fang, Lao Fang, I won't be infected, I won't die! I don't want to die!"
Xiao Teng stood in place, tears in his eyes, even more aggrieved, it turned out that the morning glory would
die! Young master, it was really a kiss young master
! "You can't die! You can't die!"
Fang Chengen squatted down and stared at the cow from a distance.
Well, that's right, there is no murder weapon under the abdomen, only the chest weapon, it's a cow.
"Xiao Teng, you squat down and see if there are any sores and pus in the cow's place?"
Xiao Teng didn't understand what Fang Chengen meant, and asked suspiciously: "Young master, where
is it!" "This is the place where you feed
!" Xiao Teng's face was a little red, and he muttered, "I haven't eaten cow's milk!"
However, he still lowered his body to look, and the place where the old cow came out was really like what the young master said, there were scars, and it was already pus, and it looked a little disgusting.
Looking at Fang Chengen, Xiao Teng nodded again and again: "Young Master
, this cow is just like you!" "What do you say about the drafted uncle?"
"This cow is just like what you
said!" "Okay, take this cow to the backyard, wait for Ah Chai to come, see how this young master saves the people of the world, wahahahaha!"
Fang Chengen laughed wildly, this is really the same as what is said in the novel!
Doesn't this mean that the prevention of smallpox is also true?
Thank you for the history bosses, the little brother will give you incense when he turns around.
Cheng Chusi obviously didn't have any doubts about Fang Chengen's words, perhaps he hadn't reacted yet.
What attracted him was the man in the courtyard next to him.
An old Taoist priest with tears in his eyes looked at the old man with affection.
"Senior brother!"
"My dear junior brother,
......".
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