Time Smuggling Starting from the Year 2000

OK, Xiao He, put a row of tables in front of us, and ask for that heavy red thing. Then a bottle of mineral water per person. Huang Xuan said quite nervously: This is my first interview with an employee—oh, it's not an employee, whatever, it's my first interview anyway, let's make it more formal and hang up a banner. Another one, Xiaohe, have you told them what they should know?

I think so, a lot of people don't answer my questions.

Huang Xuan seemed to be really nervous and said, Tell them, I don't want to repeat it. They need to know something, not too much, not too little. Let them know what they should know, but not what they shouldn't know. It sounds like It seems a bit difficult...

Huang Xuan. Zhang Si called him and said, Don't worry, you've already told them to come here. If you really did, they would have no guns and only one follower. Then, no, I didn't either. Bring a gun.

We don't need guns. Huang Xuan said with a smile, Xiaohe, bring someone in.

The horror masters of the early 21st century filed in. Like young people participating in a job fair.

At the front of the line was the hesitant Osama bin Laden, followed by Zawahari, and Antesa again. He was the leader of the ETA organization in Spain, but was unfortunately arrested. He had a small face and short hair that reached his temples. , there is an indentation from glasses on the bridge of his nose, so far, it seems that he is doing well in prison.

Kamisushi Hiroshi from Aum Shinrikyo walked at the end of the queue. Since the death of Shoko Asahara, the previous leader and founder, Aum Shinrikyo has inevitably entered a split, coupled with the Japanese government's crackdown. When the number of people in the church was the smallest, there were only a few hundred people. Shangyou Shihao was not a real terrorist, and he basically had no similar experience, but Asahara Shoko’s sarin gas was so famous that Zhang Si had also heard of it. The name of Mu Shinrikyo.

Huang Xuan sat in the middle of the hall, watched two rows of hundreds of people walk in front of him, leaned on the back of his chair intoxicated, and said with a sense of accomplishment: No wonder so many people want to be bosses.

Zhang Si sarcastically said in a low voice, They are definitely not bosses to interview terrorists.

I guess Osama bin Laden did this, gathered terrorists from all over the world, and then hijacked the plane...

Osama bin Laden and most of his jihadists have not met, Zhangs retorted. Do your thing.

Although Huang Xuan is very strong. But Zhang Si still didn't like the word terrorist attack.

Huang Xuan rubbed his hands, stood up and applauded: Morning, everyone, welcome to a new place, we call this base, haha, it's not al Qaeda...

The cold field continues...

The average age of everyone present is definitely over 40 years old. And everyone looks rebellious. If they hadn't believed in Xiaohe's explanation and the strange way of arrival. Someone rushed up about a long time ago, ready to tear Huang Xuan apart.

Huang Xuan chuckled. The smiling face turned cold, but no one responded. He said boringly: Don't terrorists have the nerve to laugh?

Xiao He made a timely translation. Terrorist organizations from more than 50 countries use more than 20 languages, if there is no base. About as many simultaneous interpreters as the number of visitors will be needed.

The cold field continues...

Huang Xuanqing coughed twice. Although in terms of absolute strength, he could ignore the hundreds of people in front of him, but in terms of achievement - if terrorist activities can be called an achievement - everyone below is stronger than him Serve a little.

As far as the buffer zone is concerned, the influence of Al Qaeda must exceed that of countries such as North Korea.

Zhang Si couldn't stand it anymore, and whispered to Huang Xuan, Let me introduce it to them.

Huang Xuan came to his senses, cleared his throat and said, Well, because you may not understand the language, let me introduce you. Let's start from the direction of my right hand. The first person I think can be your spokesperson, Mr. Bin Laden , Mr. Bin Laden, give everyone a laugh. Behind him is Mr. Zawahiri, the number two leader of al-Qaeda, and next to him is the number three man Libby, please watch...

Everyone watched it.

Huang Xuan continued: The order is followed by Mr. Antesa, the leader of Spain's ETA, the former leader. The fourth on the right is Jan Galani, the founder of Abu Sayyaf, a Filipino. The one next to it... um , is the bodyguard? The next one...

At the beginning, everyone looked at Huang Xuan with contempt, but after one-third of the characters were introduced, the scene became chaotic. They had once guessed Huang Xuan's purpose, but obviously few people communicated with each other, so that they didn't know most of them. Now, when they were somewhat sure that all the people present were real people, there were loud inquiries.

Zhang Si had to stand up and shouted loudly: Be quiet. It looked like he was holding a staff meeting. He probably forgot that the gentlemen who participated in the interview were quite different from his employees.

Xiaohe didn't translate for Zhang Si either, so the scene was still chaotic.

Huang Xuan sat on the chair indifferently and said, Xiaohe, turn up my voice, it must be higher than theirs.

Finish.

Huang Xuan's voice was like Hong Zhong——the real Hong Zhong said: Let's continue to introduce. The next one is Shan Zhonghai, a freedom fighter from Cambodia. His name sounds like a drug dealer. The next one is Shigenobu House of the Japanese Red Army. Oh, it's a Female? Next to him is Maru Goo.

His voice overwhelmed the audience, and immediately made countless gentlemen who spoke in low voices stop their mouths and cover their ears. But no one shouted.

Shigenobu’s house is over 60 years old, and has a rare Japanese old man’s demeanor. The skin of .+ has begun to relax, but the self-confidence on his face remains: “Young Chinese, are you the Communist Party?”

Oh, my father and grandfather are. Huang Xuan shrugged and said, I'm not yet old enough to join the Communist Party.

Shigenobu nodded lightly and said, We miss Mao very much.

Huang Xuan was stunned.

Mao was talking about Mao Zedong. Shigenobu House was born in 1945, and the army she represented was the epitome of Japanese society at that time, for many Japanese youths at that time. The United States symbolizes imperialism and evil; while China symbolizes revolution, Chairman Mao is the common mentor of revolutionary youth all over the world. During the parade, they often held up Mao's portrait and wrote Mao's quotations on the banner with blood, while they marched solemnly under the banner and portrait. Such pictures appeared from time to time on TV, newspapers and periodicals at that time, becoming a portrayal of Japan's times at that time. But in 1972, Nixon's visit to China and Chairman Mao's personal interview with Nixon caused some Japanese left-wing youths to fall into collective disillusionment. .

When the Japanese Red Army to a. When the United Red Army was surrounded by the Japanese police in the Asama Villa, the Japanese police asked the mother of a member of the Red Army to shout at the scene: Times have changed, the President of the United States shook hands with Chairman Mao, and the task Chairman Mao entrusted to you It's done. Go home, kid! As a result, the kid didn't come home, and he fired at his mother in desperation. Wait until 1979. China started reform and opening up. The external spiritual source of the Japanese left wing was completely cut off, and countless left wing youths committed suicide in despair. The left-wing movement has thus entered a trough indefinitely. With the rise of the Japanese economy and the invasion of American culture, a new generation of Japanese. There are historical reasons for the decrease in left-wing tendencies and the substantial increase in right-wing youth. but. To be fair, most Japanese do not have obvious left-wing consciousness, more often. They don't care, they don't care about China, they don't care about the world.

Huang Xuan glanced at the energy screen casually, but was very impressed by Shishin's house experience. Aside from her planning for kidnapping, assassination and bomb attacks, this Japanese woman has a very communist international spirit, almost continuing Mao Zedong. Thoughts - trying all his life to free the people from the suffering imperialist enslavement, until he was arrested and sentenced by the Japanese government.

Let's continue with the introduction. Huang Xuan took a deep look at Shigenobu's house, and turned his head to the side of the energy screen.

Finally, I introduced the new head of Aum Shinrikyo, turned off the energy screen and said, I think everyone has a lot of questions, but if you listen carefully when I make the introduction, you should be able to understand your situation. , and the possible future situation, I only talk about my purpose.

First of all, everyone is here to participate in the interview, and the four of us are the main examiners. Huang Xuan raised it twice, and Gao Zihao and Zhao Tu on his right had already turned pale from fright, especially the ugly guys— —Sometimes being ugly is really scary. A classic character like Dian Wei is probably a model of ugly people's combat effectiveness.

After a short pause, Huang Xuan stretched out his hand to open a larger energy screen behind him and said, I have a plan to attack the United States not so perfectly, just like 911. Here, I pay tribute to Mr. bin Laden of Al Qaeda, By the way, I have medicines for rheumatism and various other diseases here, if you can provide a new idea, you won’t have to die in a short time.”

Without waiting for Comrade Bin Laden's answer, Xiao Huang continued: Everyone is a terrorist, so you must understand that I cherish your lives as much as you cherish your targets. Today's interview is a death test. For the interview, only those who pass the interview can leave alive. For the others, I can only say sorry. Of course, you don’t have to worry too much. Not only one person can pass the interview. In fact, I prefer to let a few or more Don’t worry, I will give you more support than you can imagine. Finally, I want to say that you need to speak freely. What I need is creativity, unlimited creativity, regardless of whether it can be realized in reality completed without...

When Huang Xuan said his request again, especially when it came to the so-called mysterious organization, everyone had different expressions on their faces, a bearded man didn't know which nerve was touched, and suddenly He rushed up, and the distance between the two sides was more than ten meters. Huang Xuan was stunned for a moment, then stretched out his index finger, and lightly pressed down.

A flash of lightning appeared out of nowhere in the base, and there was a crackling sound of disintegrating the air, as well as the smell of burnt meat.

Sorry. Huang Xuan blinked, looked at the energy screen and said, Mr. Jihad Organization, oh, the gentleman with such a long name withdrew from the interview.

Most of the people didn't even show any look of sadness, as if it should be so.

Huang Xuan nodded and said: You have 12 hours, the previous plan, or you can, you can ask Xiao He if you have any questions, just call his name. I'll go back and have a rest. We will start the formal interview tomorrow morning. .