Tokyo, everyone is drawing comics, who still wants to fall in love?
Chapter 46 I don’t drink much water, why is there so much water?
"I want to pry the door open! I'm very strong!" Fujido Kaoshige couldn't stand it for 45 minutes.
Oda Shingo sighed: "This is an old-fashioned one-way door, it can't be pried open. And even if it is pried open, it's dangerous to climb out, so it's better to wait in the car."
"I have to try it, I can't wait." Fujido Kaoshige asked Oda Shingo to use the phone to assist in lighting, and stretched out his hand to try a few times on the crack of the door.
Sure enough, it didn't work.
Fujido Kaoshige grabbed Oda Shingo's arm again in disappointment.
I really want to go to the bathroom, but I have to hold it in, and continue to hold it in.
"Can you still hold it in?" Oda Shingo asked Fujido Kaoshige.
Fujido Kaoru had a sad face, but it was not obvious in the dim light: "Teacher Oda, I didn't drink much water when I came out this morning."
"So can you hold it in? It takes three quarters of an hour."
"I didn't drink much water, but I was in a hurry..."
"What did you eat this morning?"
"My dad made miso soup, and I made lettuce rice balls. Dad always has a bad grasp of the amount of miso soup, and I bought too much lettuce..."
"...Please, miso soup and lettuce are both water. So you didn't drink anything on the way?"
"I didn't drink anything, I just helped an old lady next door rescue a cat that climbed a tree, and she treated me to a watermelon with salt."
"..."Oda Shingo was speechless. Japanese people have the habit of adding salt to watermelons, which is really unbearable, "No, no, that's not the point, you also ate watermelon? Eating watermelon early in the morning?"
"But the old lady invited me so kindly, I think there's still time. But the watermelon is really sweet..." Fujido Kaoru's face is still fresh in the memory.
"You are so shameless, can you bear it?"
"..." Fujido Kaoru's body trembled slightly.
Oda Shingo found that she was already slightly bent over: "Do you mind walking out of the elevator with a wet dress?"
"Teacher Oda, don't make fun of me, I don't want to live in another world..."
"Okay, I understand."
Oda Shingo's heart moved slightly when he heard her say this.
Isn't this scene very similar to a plot of "Cartoonist and Assistant" on Earth? It's just that the protagonist himself is not in a hurry to go to the bathroom.
No, are there so many coincidences? Or...
System! You come out! Oda Shingo shouted in his mind.
[...]
The Anime Demon King System did not respond and remained silent.
Hey! System! Tell me the truth, we are trapped in the elevator, is it you who did it? !
[...]
Say something! At least say that I slandered you!
[404error]
Damn it! Oda Shingo pointed a finger at the system in his heart.
[The system is disconnected] This prompt came out.
Damn it! Which bad reading website did you learn this from? !
Oda Shingo was furious.
But he vaguely felt that since the system appeared, there seemed to be countless coincidences between him and the girl.
It seemed that all the coincidences were to make him the protagonist and constantly recreate some scenes with the girl:
Those famous scenes in love anime!
Although it is said that famous scenes are fragrant.
When I watched the famous scenes in anime, I also twisted and turned in the bed!
But now it’s my turn, I’m clamped in the elevator...
Uh, system, next time you do this, discuss it with me!
At this time, Fujido Kaoki suddenly said in a trembling voice.
"Teacher Oda, please, please, no, don’t stop, please, continue..."
The girl’s slightly out-of-tune voice echoed in the elevator with only two people.
"You, don’t talk nonsense." Oda Shingo was scared.
"Continue chatting with me..." Fujido Kaoru's panting speaking style is fully demonstrated.
Don't use this tone, take a breath and talk to me! Oda Shingo felt that if what he said just now was recorded, he would be very tortured.
Hey? By the way, Fujido Kaoru is an adult.
The so-called adulthood in Japan is traditionally earlier than that in China.
So even if something happens...
No! I'm a serious person!
And I want to concentrate on drawing comics! Who wants to fall in love!
"Then, Fujido Kaoru." Oda Shingo suddenly called her name and said very seriously, "Can you tell me why you are so afraid of the dark?"
"..." Fujido Kaoru's hand holding his arm trembled slightly.
After waiting for a few seconds, Oda Shingo stopped asking: "Ah, why don't we solve it here?"
"Solve what?"
"Solve the needs." Oda Shingo whispered, "You can't hold it anymore, right?"
"..." Fujido Kaoru didn't say anything.
"Can you still hold it in?"
"...No, I won't do it." Fujido Kao shook her head desperately, "No, I can't pee in the elevator car!"
Besides, there is Oda Shingo next to her! Fujido Kao was so embarrassed that she wanted to die.
"But if we can't hold it in, I'm afraid it will make a bigger joke."
"But, but, if the elevator door opens, people will find out..." Fujido Kao's face turned red, and her body began to bend like a shrimp, "Teacher Oda, I, I really can't do it."
Oda Shingo began to think quickly to find a solution.
There were no bottles, no large amounts of absorbent tissues, and nothing like that in the elevator.
Suddenly, a little-known physiological knowledge came up.
"By the way! Did you know that there are fewer sensory nerves on the upper edge of the bladder? If the body changes to a horizontal position, tolerance can be improved." Oda Shingo gave a simple popular science.
"Ah?"
"If you lie down, you may be able to hold it in, at least you can relieve some pressure."
"Ah? Lying on the floor?"
"Do you feel cold? Let me spread your suit on you?"
"No, no..." Fujido Kaoru imagined herself lying on the floor, but Oda Shingo was standing beside her...
The girl was lying on the floor, and the man was standing beside her. It felt weird.
In addition, it was pitch black all around, relying entirely on the light of the mobile phone, and the picture...
It looked like some kind of evil sacrificial ritual!
Oda Shingo also felt that this was not okay.
Because once Fujido Kaoru lay down, her physical condition might be exposed, and the picture would be particularly embarrassing.
Any man who drank too much water and couldn't find a toilet would understand that he needed to bend his body when walking on the street.
After all, if something doesn't bend down, something will stick out.
Click--
At this time, the elevator ceiling made a light click, as if something fell on it. But the sound was very light, maybe it was an illusion.
"Who? Is anyone there?" Oda Shingo asked immediately.
But no one responded.
The two asked a few more times, but there was no response.
"By the way, although the old-fashioned elevator does not have new devices, it has its own characteristics!" Inspired by the sound, Oda Shingo suddenly came up with a solution, "The top of the elevator can be opened!"
"Huh?"
"We can climb out from the top of the car! At least I'll hold you up, and you can go up!"
"Really? Maybe it works!" Fujido Kaoru's voice was a little happier, and she felt hopeful.
Ordinary girls can't do it, but I practice boxing, so I should be able to climb up!
In fact, in an elevator failure, the wisest way to save yourself is to wait for rescue. Oda Shingo and the others are both courting death, and good children will not follow suit.
Oda Shingo turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, and sure enough, he saw a metal railing for pushing and pulling above the elevator.
"This is an openable skylight. I'll help you get up."
"I'll go up and then I'll pull you up?"
"I can still bear it. You go out first."
"This, this..." In fact, Fujido Kasumi was very hesitant.
In her mind, she had imagined multiple possible if lines, and each one made her blush...
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