Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book
Chapter 396 Yukinoshita is good at making friends
As close friends, it would have been better if Hata Goro knew that he should have given up on himself after being discovered by Mihashi Yoshima, but Kuroda Kaito chose to escape.
This is because people in the Kuroda community know that Mihashi Ryoma, who also has a sister and has always been more intelligent, will understand his difficulties very well. And that idiot Hatagoro would probably pat himself on the shoulder and say carelessly, "I won't look down on you. Even if you like women's clothing, you are still my good brother!"
Then that guy will probably start to wonder whether he should call himself a good brother or a good sister in the future, and will not listen to his own explanation at all.
Sure enough, things were just as he thought. After laughing at him, Mihashi Ryoma quickly understood his difficulties. After making an appointment to go out to play together the next day, he offered to take Hatagoro to another place.
He thought he had escaped a disaster, but he didn't expect that the nightmare had just begun.
In fact, Hatagoro had seen him a long time ago and fell in love with his women's clothing at first sight.
"Love at first sight!?" Yamauchi Sakura exclaimed loudly.
Yukinoshita opened her mouth wide and took in a breath of cold air. She felt it was difficult to breathe. The diversity of human beings is really amazing. Her "human heart control skill" must be improving rapidly.
"Although I always knew that you would become great people in the future, I never thought that it would come true like this." Hojo Kyosuke said with a dull expression. He suddenly felt that his subordinates had become a little strange. This is too much fun to play.
Kuroda Kairen covered his face with both hands and groaned in pain.
The person with the most relaxed expression was Mihashi Ryoma. Although he knew it was inappropriate, he still couldn't help laughing. Then he was startled by the desperate look of his friend next to him, and then he quickly continued:
"The matter is not over yet. The reason why Hata Goro did not immediately go to Kairen to confess and ask for contact information was because he was too excited and stiff and unable to control himself."
Hojo Kyosuke nodded, which was in line with Hata Goro's character. When that idiot suddenly experiences the emotion of "like", he will definitely be frightened and overwhelmed.
"Hata Goro couldn't forgive himself for this cowardly behavior, so he started... and started arduous training..."
Speaking of this, Mihashi Ryoma swallowed and his expression became distorted.
"Hata Goro went to Onizuka to learn how to pick up girls?" Hojo Kyosuke asked.
"It would be great if it is..." Ryoma Mihashi also covered his face in pain: "This is our commission."
"Hata Goro decided not to change his underwear until he finds that girl!!!"
hiss--
Hojo Kyosuke took a breath, but immediately shut his mouth, and then moved his chair back several meters. He also grabbed Sakura and Glass's chairs with both hands, and moved them together. On the other side Yukinoshita also retreated very quickly. It's like avoiding some radioactive harmful substances.
He turned to look at the president, but Yukinoshita, who just now was seriously analyzing the psychological state of Kuroda Kairen, was now like a frightened kitten, gesturing for him to ask questions with his resisting light blue eyes, as if he was too much. Just like Mihashi Yoshima, the two of them will encounter misfortune if they say one more word.
"So, he hasn't changed his underwear since the Chinese New Year?" he asked.
"Um……"
After Mihashi Ryoma agreed, seeing that his eldest brother was about to lead his sisters-in-law to retreat from the back door of the classroom, he quickly added:
"But he was dressed and washed."
"I think so, otherwise he should have been admitted to the hospital long ago." Hojo Kyosuke said in a complicated tone, having a new understanding of the talents under his command.
"So, save Kuroda and Hata Goro, brother!" Ryoma Mihashi shouted in grief and anger.
"I'm just an ordinary member. Whether I want to accept the commission or not depends on Minister Yukinoshita's wishes."
Hojo Kyosuke kept his identity in mind, and if possible, he wanted to refuse. After all, he is such a ruthless person. At the same time, he also understood why these two guys came to the service department instead of asking him for help in private. It turned out that they were sure that he would refuse.
Mihashi Yoshima and Kuroda Kaito turned to look at Yukinoshita at the same time. However, faced with such a situation, even Yukinoshita had no way of doing anything, so she looked embarrassed, as if a cat had pierced feet. As if she had lost her socks, she said in a low voice:
"This, this kind of personal matter, our service department also..."
"Really, eh, even the service department can't do anything about it? I have no choice but to let Hatagoro die." Kuroda Kairen sighed, as if he was ready to cry at Hatagoro's funeral. .
"Excuse me." Ryoma Mihashi bowed with a sad look on his face.
Hearing this conversation, Hojo Kyousuke not only did not mean to relax, but showed pain on his face, because he had already heard the sound of the rotor, which was the roar of Yukinoshita's engine of justice, urgently needing a fuel called victory. .
"...Our service department accepted it!"
Yukinoshita Yukino knocked down her gavel like the goddess of justice and made a ruling in a cold and decisive voice:
"First of all, let's confirm the content of the request. You want us to help eliminate Hata Goro's love for the female version of Kuroda Kaito, right?"
"Um."
Although the words "women's version" were painful, Kuroda Kairen nodded quickly.
"If you can't do this, at least let Hata Goro change clothes normally..."
"Very good, the entrustment has been understood."
Yukinoshita directly interrupted Mihashi Ryoma. Although she was always so rude, Hojo Kyosuke had reason to believe that she didn't want to hear the unspeakable things.
"please!"
The two Kuroda Kai people stood up and bowed together to thank them. They knew their elder brother well and knew that he would be able to solve the problem. But it is precisely because I know him that I know that he will not interfere in such personal emotional matters. So I took a roundabout way and found the service department.
"Okay! It's decided, let's go have barbecue together after school today to celebrate the first external commission the service department has received!"
Yamauchi Sakura cheered and looked at Yukinoshita expectantly:
"How about just using club funds? We have nowhere to use the money anyway!"
"No, that's a misuse of public funds." Yukinoshita immediately dismissed it.
"If you don't eat well, you won't be able to figure out how to solve the commission. We are still doing high-intensity physical activities, and dinner can be considered a must-have." Hojo Kyosuke immediately helped.
Although the number of approval votes had reached two, Yukinoshita still didn't intend to agree. It wasn't until she saw Glass with a look of admiration on her face that she nodded unnaturally:
"Yeah, it's not impossible, but at least we have to wait until the commission is resolved."
She gave in because Glass's expression was too much like a cat looking at Neko with a hateful expression, and it was also so docile and cute. Although Sakura's bright yellow eyes are actually more like a cat, and the energetic look is also very suitable. It will be very cute with cat ears and a cat tail, but Yukinoshita feels that she should control the overly lively cat. No. In short, it’s still Nitrate-chan, um... Nitrate-chan... Nitrate-chan! Such docile cats are cuter.
"Okay!" Yamauchi Sakura cheered, having already decided on the store she wanted to go to.
After discussing the celebration banquet, everyone in the service department turned their attention to the two clients.
Yukinoshita thought for a moment and then said:
"Kuroda-san should go directly to Hatagoro-san to explain the situation, then apologize properly and ask for his forgiveness."
The corner of Hojo Kyousuke's mouth twitched, it was indeed Yukinoshita Yukino's style. When faced with difficulties and enemies, they will defeat each other head-on. If they do something wrong, they will respond head-on. They will be upright and unabashed, and face themselves and the world honestly.
but……
"No, Yukino-chan, if it was so simple, why would Kuroda and the others come to ask for help?" Sakura pulled Yukinoshita's sleeves.
"Why not? Since we are good friends, wouldn't it be nice to resolve any misunderstandings?"
Yukinoshita was confused.
"Of course not!" The Kuroda community member yelled, and at the same time he was cursing in his heart, what's going on with this woman? Can't you understand such a simple truth? Just because we are friends, we can’t say it directly!
"Oh, I understand. In fact, Kuroda-san is also a victim in this matter. He has no reason to apologize to Hatagoro. The one who really should apologize is Kuroda-san. She should be allowed to explain the situation to Hatagoro and apologize! "
Yukinoshita's smart brain immediately thought of the key to the problem.
"That's even worse!" Kuroda Jieren shouted with a horrified look on his face.
"Why? Are you worried that you can't convince your sister? If that's the case, I can help." Yukinoshita is quite confident in her ability to persuade, or she believes in justice.
"That's even worse!"
Kuroda Kairen's face became even more desperate, and then he turned his head to his elder brother.
"Yukishita, it's just because we are friends that we can't tell the truth directly."
Hojo Kyosuke sighed and said, for a boy, if he knew that the girl he loved desperately was actually the cross-dressing of his good brother, he would probably want to disappear from the world in the next second, let alone continue to be friends.
"Why, shouldn't friends understand each other?"
Yukinoshita looked at Hojo Kyousuke suspiciously, with an expression that seemed to say, "Don't think that because I have few friends, it's easy to fool me."
Someone also thought of this under Yukinoshita's frankness, and suddenly realized that Yukinoshita couldn't understand the difficulties of Kuroda Kai people because he had no friends. He originally wanted to give another example to explain to Yukinoshita, but he wanted to After spending a long time, I couldn't think of a suitable one.
"Like a vegetarian, his sister accidentally shared a delicious snack with him. Because he thought it was delicious, he not only ate it himself, but also shared it with other vegetarian friends, so his friends also liked it on. But then his sister told him the snack was meat."
Glass said aloud, she discovered at this moment that this service department not only helps clients solve their troubles, but also helps Yukinoshita, the unworldly minister, to be dyed in the color of the world.
"So it's Kuroda-san's inner sense of morality that prevents him from forgiving himself?" Yukinoshita said thoughtfully:
"But if this is the case, Kuroda-san should be the one to apologize."
"In that case, it would be better for me to commit suicide. My sister is a very bad person. If she knew, she would laugh to death, so much that she would need to call an ambulance. Then I would definitely become a repertoire at family gatherings. Maybe when I die this will be written down in the family history.”
The people of Kuroda world cried out sadly.
"Moral sense is not the key. The moral sense of these guys is not as strong as you think. If you are really bored, it is not surprising that the three of them dress up as women. The key is face." Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yukinoshita said.
When Onizuka and the others were in Okinawa, they would even take off all their clothes, put their underwear on their heads and hide their faces and run around naked when they were drunk. How could they take things like women's clothing seriously? This is the key point for a good brother who likes women's clothing. Once this happens, he should just hang himself and leave his innocence in the world.
But how to make Yukinoshita understand this, even Hojo Kyosuke couldn't think of a suitable way to say it. After all, she has neither friends nor anyone she likes. Like a primary school student learning addition and subtraction, but not even understanding the concept of numbers.
The people from the Kuroda world nodded again and again, as expected, the eldest brother understood.
"face?"
Yukinoshita frowned:
"Is face more important than friends?" The girl's cold voice was filled with natural doubts.
White teeth! Maybe this guy has a much clearer definition of friends than those of us who have no moral sense!
Hojo Kyosuke's eyes widened suddenly, and Glass and Sakura also looked at Yukinoshita in surprise. Neither of them expected to hear such words from the other party.
"What's wrong? Isn't it like this?"
Yukinoshita tilted her head in confusion. In her opinion, face was just a dispensable thing compared to precious friends.
If Hojo Kyosuke really fell in love with me one day, then I would reject him harshly and apologize to Sakura for my uncontrollable charm.
"this……"
Kuroda Kairen murmured and didn't know how to answer. He always felt that the thinking of himself and others was not on the same level as that of Yukinoshita-san across from him.
"That's right! I was so touched when I heard this, Yukino-chan!"
Yamauchi Sakura cried with joy, and then rushed towards Yukinoshita, hugged her tightly, and rubbed her face against Yukinoshita's face.
"Too, too close, so hot..."
Although she said this, Yukinoshita didn't look like she wanted to push Yamauchi Sakura away. Her tone and expression on her face were very happy.
Sure enough, I know how to make friends!
But crying with joy is just Yukinoshita's personal sense. From Hojo Kyosuke's perspective, Sakura's voice is clearly the old mother's sadness and relief after seeing her daughter finally make friends. In a sense, it was just tears of joy.
Wait, maybe the reason why Yukinoshita has no friends is just like what she said. First, we need to clarify what the definition of a friend is. The friends in her mind may really not be the same kind of creatures compared to the girls in school who get together to discuss gossip after class.
After all, not many people can achieve even the standard she just mentioned.
Awesome, my righteous superman!
Hojo Kyosuke was amazed, but he still planned to discuss the face issue between boys with Yukinoshita. But before he could speak, he saw Sakura approaching Yukinoshita and whispering in Yukinoshita's ear. The former was serious, while the latter nodded frequently with a thoughtful expression on his face, and uttered small exclamations of "Hmm", "That's it", "That's so" and "I didn't expect that at all".
During this period, Mihashi Ryoma and the two obediently lowered their heads and started counting ants. They had already mastered the skills of helping their elder brother build a human wall, and breaking off the rearview mirror was a basic skill.
After Sakura left him, Yukinoshita adjusted her school uniform and her expression returned to seriousness again.
"I probably understand. I was negligent. I didn't expect the relationship between boys to be so strange."
No, weird? Sakura, what did you instill in Yukinoshita? Hojo Kyosuke looked at Yamauchi Sakura, but only got a playful laugh.
However, Kuroda Kairen had no room to refute these words, and could only twitch the corners of his mouth, waiting for Yukinoshita's next words.
"In this case, we can only find a solution from Hata Goro."
Yukinoshita thought.
"I haven't talked to each other before. I don't know who the other person is at all. Don't tell me his name. He doesn't even know his gender. He just said that he likes her. It was love at first sight. Even online dating is not so outrageous. This is purely based on lust."
The girl's harsh words made three or two boys in the room lower their heads in shame. Only Hojo Kyousuke held his head high because he had never been a person who paid attention to appearance.
"As for such a person, his love is often violent, and he will act irrationally under the emotional trend of the moment. He may seem extremely affectionate, but in fact, as long as his fantasy is exposed, he will wake up immediately. Not only I won’t like it, and I may even feel that my previous self was unreasonable, and I don’t know why I would like that kind of person..."
Yukinoshita continued to analyze with her unique rational, cold and pleasant voice, just like she did before when she analyzed the psychology of women in the Kuroda Kai people. Mihashi Ryoma and the other two who were not familiar with her listened attentively, but Hojo Kyosuke and the other three who knew her well had their eyes widened, not knowing how this emotional idiot could say such powerful words.
"...This process is actually very simple and may only require a few sentences. The basis for the above conclusion comes from myself."
Hearing this classic conclusion, Hojo Kyosuke breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be like this, no wonder. No, wait a minute, yourself? !
"Xiao Yukino also fell in love at first sight?" Yamauchi Sakura's eyes widened, unable to imagine what the love-minded Yukino looked like.
"How could I do something stupid like that."
Yukinoshita frowned displeasedly, as if she was insulted:
"They are the people who come to express their love to me. Everyone seems to be extremely affectionate. They invite friends to make elaborate arrangements and rehearse the band. They look confident and courageous. But as long as I ask, "Why do you like me?" , they were speechless, and even if they hesitated to speak, they were just empty words like "cute". "
"Then what?" Sakura asked.
"And then? Then they'll bow and apologize and run away."
For some reason, Yukinoshita's face darkened.
"This is the general process of confession. If you succeed, you will hug. If you fail, you will apologize for disturbing the other party. However, many people have no idea that confession is a dance music that should only be played when the emotion accumulates to the critical point."
Hojo Kyosuke nodded.
"No, that's not the case at all. They apologized not because they thought that presumptuous confession bothered me."
Yukinoshita shook her head, and as her voice sounded, a cold wind seemed to blow in the classroom.
Feeling the biting cold, Kuroda Kairen subconsciously looked at the air outlet of the air conditioner. But then he realized that he was just scared by that scary Yukinoshita classmate. (End of chapter)
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