Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book

Chapter 461 I want to marry the toilet

Hojo Kyosuke sat on the bed, rubbing his eyes and yawning, enjoying the unique afterglow of sleep.

My mind was blank, chaotic, lazy, and slightly helpless. The logic module seemed to have not yet connected with the main brain, and for a while it actually started to think about why it woke up and why it fell asleep.

However, unlike his previous experience of being woken up, even though he could no longer remember the content of the previous phone call, Xueye's gentle voice that was as refreshing as a stream still surrounded him gently in his mind, helping this person bit by bit. The man who had been busy all night put his scattered thoughts together.

At this moment, the door to Hojo Kyosuke's room suddenly opened.

White light came in through the crack in the door, but the strange thing was that although the door was opened, no one could be seen who opened it.

"Aha~~ Kyosuke wakes up! Kashiko guessed it right!"

A children's voice with a milky scent sounded, and it turned out that the person who opened the door was a little girl who was not yet tall enough to lock the door.

As the sound rang, the little figure threw himself on Hojo Kyousuke's bed, lying on his upper body. His little hands found his brother's big feet through the quilt, and used his toes as a fulcrum for climbing. His mouth made a cute hey hey sound. The two short legs kicked up and crawled towards the bed.

Hojo Kyosuke's pupils quickly changed to adapt to the light, and he immediately saw the cutie at the end of the bed.

Being woken up by a gentle and beautiful teacher, and immediately seeing my cute little sister when I opened my eyes. Is there anything happier than this in the world?

The old man's expression had melted like a candle, full of satisfaction.

Pa Chi Pa Chi——

Kasoko climbed onto the bed and quickly climbed to the pillow with short hands and short legs.

Just as Hojo Kyosuke was about to speak, his face was held by his sister's two short hands.

"Good afternoon, Kyosuke!"

Kashiko shouted energetically.

"Good afternoon, Kashiko."

Even though his face was squashed by his sister's little hands, it didn't affect the smile in Hojo Kyosuke's voice.

He reached out his hand from the quilt and lifted the little sister up with a little effort.

His arms were longer than his sister's entire body, so as soon as the little girl was lifted up, her two short legs were kicking wildly in the air, as if she was swimming with a swimming ring, and she was giggling. stop.

The skin-infectious appeal of that sweet laughter without any impurities made Hojo Kyosuke laugh too.

At this moment, another person appeared at the door.

As if the scene reappeared, the visitor climbed onto Hojo Kyousuke's bed without saying a word. Using the same hands and feet, he climbed over with a squeaking sound.

With a snap, Hojo Kyousuke's face was hugged again.

"Good morning Kyousuke~"

A voice full of energy and a smile as bright as the sun.

Sakura Yamauchi makes a grand appearance!

"Good morning, my Sakura." Hojo Kyosuke put his sister down and responded with a smile.

"Me and me! Sister Sakura hasn't said hello to Kashiko yet!" Kashiko said quickly:

"And it's noon now."

"Good morning, Kashiko. Also, say good morning as soon as you wake up. I want to tell everyone openly that I am a happy person who can sleep until noon and then get up!"

Sakura said plausibly, a beautiful day starts with saying good morning to Kyosuke, and a new day of training starts with fooling Kasuko Hojo.

Kashiko's small head was obviously not strong enough to think about such a difficult problem. After frowning and thinking for a while, adhering to the Hojo family's fine tradition of "never embarrass yourself", she hugged Sister Sakura's face:

"Good afternoon, Sister Sakura!"

The childish voice instantly made the two of them laugh, and then the three of them started playing on the bed. If it hadn't been for Hojo Mikiko's voice coming from below, the two high school students would have missed their afternoon classes.

"Mom, what are your plans for the afternoon?"

At the dinner table, Hojo Kyousuke asked while eating.

Hearing this, Sakura next to him quickly swallowed what was in his mouth and raised his hands:

"My mother just sent a message this morning asking me to ask Aunt Mijiko if she is free today. If she is, she will come to Tokyo to play with you."

"Ah? Today, there are a lot of things going on today." Hojo Mikiko said with some embarrassment.

"Mitsuha said she wanted to take me to visit the university, Miki said she wanted me to try out new dishes at Yanting, and Yinglili's mother also invited me to have tea, and..."

The stupid beauty plucked her fingers and counted them one by one. After counting, she suddenly raised her head and said as if she had just woken up from a dream:

"I remembered! Kyousuke's father should be back today. I have to supervise him to give out all the gifts."

Speaking of this, Hojo Kyousuke remembered that he hadn't seen his father for a long time.

After Ichiro Hojo got drunk one after another, Grandpa Hojo from his hometown was elated when he heard how enthusiastic his precious grandson's friends in Tokyo were. He immediately decided to thank others for their hospitality and hung up on his daughter-in-law. After the call, he immediately started slaughtering the cow.

What was slaughtered was a cow named "Super Brave". This name was given by Kashiko. The reason was that when Kashiko was checking who to eat next, the cow was eating grass happily and looked indifferent to life and death. .

While the old man was slaughtering the cow, he ordered his son to rush home immediately and personally escort the beef to Beijing, completing the gift delivery meticulously.

So Ichiro Hojo, who was still hungover, was put on the plane again in a daze. Before he got off the plane, he didn't remember to drink water, so he put on an apron and started breaking down the beef.

"Show your true nature. Everyone in Tokyo is taking so much care of Kyousuke. How can you, as a father, be indifferent? Why don't you wave the knife with all your heart? I want everyone to feel the sincerity of the Hojo family when they eat beef!"

The old man said this and kicked his son on the butt.

hiss--

The force of this kick was not weak at all. While taking in a breath of cold air, Hojo Ichiro gritted his teeth and decided to return the favor tenfold. Of course, Bong is still with Hojo Kyousuke. It's all me kicking my son, there's no problem at all.

The men in the family are responsible for the cutting. Hojo Mikiko is responsible for how much and which part of the body is given to each family.

It would definitely be very difficult for ordinary people to leave this issue to ordinary people. They have to weigh both sides and think about the relationship between those girls and their sons, whether they are ordinary friends or romantic partners, whether they are future daughters-in-law or future daughters-in-law. A heavy gift would be too abrupt, a light gift would be hurtful.

But who is Hojo Mikiko? That is a stupid beauty with great wisdom.

Without thinking at all, four big words popped into my head.

I want them all!

Ahem, no, it should be - treat everyone equally!

Beef tongue, upper brain, shoulder, tenderloin...each portion must include these parts, all divided equally!

She is not the kind of person who favors nepotism, and all girls are equally cute in her eyes! Just as suitable for being a daughter-in-law! You must not favor one over the other, otherwise it will cause trouble for your son!

After hearing his wife's words, the peerless Hojo Ichiro swallowed a lot of his mumblings and began to prepare gifts for his senior year of high school exam preparation.

Sure enough, you shouldn't have a son. You've created so much trouble for yourself even though you haven't confirmed the relationship now. When you get married in the future, you won't have to fight the Warring States Period?

Ichiro Hojo knew that when gifts came to his door, he would inevitably drink again, and he vowed viciously in his heart that he would never set foot in this terrible place like Tokyo again.

...Unless my precious daughter wants to come to Tokyo to study in the future, she must come to study with her.

"Let's go to Mitsuha's house first, right? She just said she doesn't have to go to class this afternoon. Last time she said she wanted to try the steak that Kyosuke grew up eating, and today is just the day to satisfy her!" Mikiko Hojo said enthusiastically, There is a posture of wanting to show off one's skills.

"Then I'll call the company's car over for you to use."

Hojo Kyosuke nodded. It seemed that his mother was quite happy in Tokyo. Miki won’t say it. Mitsuye’s cooking skills are actually far ahead of her stupid mother, but one is happy to teach and the other is happy to learn. Anyway, they are both happy.

"Mom, you have to keep an eye on dad. He's so old and he's still drunk every day. His body can't bear it."

He persuaded casually, but in fact, he had secretly told his grandfather back home about his father's heroic gesture at the wine table. The old man was very happy when he heard this and called out that there was another person drinking with him.

Well, Hojo Kyousuke's father has almost stopped drinking since he stopped working, because he feels that drinking delays the sweet time he spends with his wife. After having a daughter, she even refused to drink alcohol for fear of intoxicating her precious daughter. So even though there are a lot of people at home, Mr. Hojo can only drink alone at home.

"Seeing that Kyosuke you have made so many friends in Tokyo, Ichiro is also very happy, so let him indulge a little bit."

Hojo Mikiko narrowed her eyes and smiled.

"Then the second one, go to my house! My dad will definitely drink enough with Uncle Ichiro!"

Yamauchi Sakura immediately responded positively.

"Hahaha, Ichiro will be very happy to hear it." Meijizi happily agreed.

"But Yukinoshita can just send one copy, right? Is it necessary to send two copies?" Hojo Kyosuke interjected.

"Yukino, Harano, there are two of us, two copies for free, no problem at all!" The idiot beauty is very good at math.

"Too."

After eating briefly, the two changed into their school uniforms and went out.

On the other side, Yukinoshita, who had just finished lunch, finally received a reply.

Yamauchi Sakura's reply was also an emoticon, but it was not a cat emoticon, but a self-made emoticon by Yamauchi Sakura.

The girl's selfie was taken with Super Saiyan special effects. Her whole body exuded golden aura, her hair turned into a sugar apple, her eyes were bright, and there were two exploding fonts on her head "Yuan Ji!!"

Looking at this emoticon, the black-haired girl laughed unconsciously.

"Can I save this emoticon?"

she asked seriously.

Sakura Yamauchi on the opposite side did not answer, but started bombarding with emojis. They were all emojis made from selfies, occasionally mixed with two photos of Nishimiya Glass and Eri Riri.

The blonde princess put her hands on her hips and said "I don't know!", the quiet girl's mouth was curved and her eyes were soft, "even if you are an idiot, I will not dislike you", the energetic girl looked to the left with both eyes, "funny", Eyes turned to the right "Funny again", the girl's little face wrinkled into a ball "Kyosuke Hojo's childhood sweetheart will never admit defeat", the girl...

Yukinoshita, who was almost knocked unconscious by happiness, kept collecting them in a hurry, silently thinking about the possibility of making emoticons by herself.

Hojo Kyousuke's reply on the other side was: "I was really flattered by the sudden concern. I almost had the illusion that Yukinoshita had fallen in love with me. Fortunately, I remembered in time that I was responsible for solving the commission. , Don't worry, I will go to school to report to the president in the afternoon."

When I read the first half of the sentence, the sentence "Hojo-san, is your pheromone receiver broken? Why can you draw such a wrong conclusion from such a normal sentence?" had already appeared in Yukinoshita's head. But when she saw the second half of the sentence, she frowned in frustration.

Without any hesitation, she typed directly:

"Even if it's the Yamada family's puppy twenty meters east of Otsuka Kita Kaikan, it barks at me through the fence every day when I go to school. If it disappears one day, I will worry about whether the neighbors around it are really serious. I can't bear to poison it, let alone a living person like you.

You can be more confident, I do care about you. "

After entering, click Send.

As expected of me, I am being honest with myself today. Yukinoshita was quite satisfied with her performance. In a happy mood, she generously sent a smiling emoticon to the boy opposite.

"...Thank you, kind and generous Miss Yukinoshita. It makes me happy to know that my status in your heart is higher than that of a puppy that barks at passers-by every day and may be poisoned at any time. I was inspired. Although I didn't have the courage to conquer the world in the next second, I could at least face Momotaro's admiration calmly.

Finally, thank you for your concern. I didn't come to school because I was busy sleeping. My body and my mind...I was in good health and in good spirits before seeing your message (smile). 》——Kyosuke Hojo

"That's good (smile)"

Yukinoshita also smiled back. She felt that Hojo Kyousuke must have understood her humor, so he added that expression.

"(Smile)"——Kyosuke Hojo

"(Smile)" - Yukinoshita Yukino

The conversation between the two ended with two smiling emoticons, and the black-haired girl also had the same smile on her face. Yes, she is the kind of person who will make exactly the same expression on her face whenever she posts it. Like the emoticons posted by Yamauchi Sakura just now, she imitates them and saves them. She also repeats them in a low voice when typing messages.

When Hojo Kyosuke opened the back door of the classroom before the first class in the afternoon, he was greeted by the sweet smile of a girl with a pink round head, as sweet as a strawberry.

"Good afternoon, Kyousuke-kun~" Nishimiya Glass stood up and waved happily.

When Hojo Kyousuke walked to the classroom office after the last class in the afternoon, he happened to meet Mr. Hiratsuka who had just come out of the bathroom on the way.

This great teacher stood outside the bathroom, his face full of determination, and he kept muttering:

"I want to marry the toilet." (End of chapter)

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