Tokyo Girlfriend Illustrated Book
Chapter 698 Lick Mine
The massage was getting better and better. Hojo Kyosuke was actually very full tonight, so he didn't really use Eriri's call to eat with his meal. He really just said it to scare Eriri.
As a master of human body control, he only touched Eriri's feet lightly and knew how much she had walked today.
"But since you are so tired, why do you still clean the house?"
Hojo Kyosuke finally said out the doubts he had been holding back for a long time. Eriri is a firm "expert party" and advocates that professional matters should be left to professionals.
Translation is: I am an idiot in sports, but I am not an athlete, so I don't need to be good at sports. Similarly, it doesn't matter if you don't like cleaning, just leave it to the experts. On this point, Kasumigaoka Utaha magically stood on the same side with her. When she first created the theory, the innocent Eriri was still a little embarrassed, but Kasumigaoka was different. She felt confident that if they took over the cleaning work, countless cleaning experts would starve to death.
And the two of them are obviously also one of the "experts", wantonly showing off their talents and blooming endless brilliance in their own exclusive fields. So if there is no Hojo Kyosuke, these two geniuses will probably become very good friends.
"Are you worried about something?"
Hojo Kyosuke asked with some concern. This is too abnormal. Eriri once did a feat of not drinking Coke for a day. Afterwards, after he and the Spencers investigated, they found that Eriri heard a rumor that drinking Coke affects physical development and fell into entanglement. Hojo Kyosuke decisively refuted the rumor.
"Maybe drinking Coke will affect physical development, but Eriri, your condition has absolutely nothing to do with Coke, don't worry."
So Eriri really turned her grief and anger into appetite, drinking crazily.
Eriri, who was humming comfortably, couldn't help but get angry when she heard this, and said angrily:
"What do you mean, is it strange for me to clean the house?"
Hojo Kyosuke kept moving his hands, and said with concern:
"This is no longer a question of whether it is strange or not. If you don't explain it clearly, it may affect your physical development."
"Huh?"
The girl was startled. If her feet hadn't been caught, she would have jumped up in fright.
"Often when adolescent girls make abnormal behaviors, it means they have grown up. In other words, they have stopped growing."
Hojo Kyosuke made up a story casually. He was not sure if he could deceive Eriri. Who cares? Even if it was a stupid lie, Eriri would be fooled obediently. This was their two-way rush. One liked to deceive others, and the other was willing to be deceived. They complemented each other and were a match made in heaven.
Eriri fell silent after hearing this and began to reflect on herself.
During the day, in the evening, after dinner, when I went to the mall for a walk to digest the food.
While visiting a grocery store, little Hojo Kashiko saw a feather duster, yes, the one that Eriri used to clean the house.
The feathers on the feather duster were quite bright, and the little girl immediately hugged it and shouted for it. Perhaps because there was a panda embroidery on Kashiko's clothes today, Yukinoshita Yukino was very kind to the little girl, and immediately squatted down and asked gently:
"Kashiko-san, do you know what this is used for?"
Of course, the little girl didn't know, but she was so smart at such a young age that she would not admit her ignorance. She looked around with her little head raised, and locked her target on the bad friend who wanted to steal her brother from her.
"I know! I've told Eriri, let her tell Sister Yukino!"
Little Kashiko shouted in a baby voice.
"I told you to call me sister! Why did Yukinoshita become sister when it was her turn?!"
Eriri complained dissatisfiedly at first, but did not refuse Kashiko's request for help.
She reached out and took the feather duster from the little girl's arms, frowned and thought for a moment, then waved the feather duster up and down. Her smart brain was working fast, thinking of Kyosuke's battle tonight, and a lightning-like inspiration exploded in her mind.
The blonde princess said in a deep voice: "This is a weapon!"
She waved it again, and this time she swung the knife in a very realistic way, and a feather flew up.
"Well, use bright colors to confuse the enemy, just like a peacock spreading its tail. The bamboo handle is easy to grasp, convenient and practical."
"..."
Yukinoshita, who was squatting on the ground, raised her head and fell silent at Eriri, who had suddenly grown taller.
Kasumigaoka Shiyu, who came over at some point, sneered and asked:
"If it is a weapon, wouldn't adding feathers reduce the lethality?"
At this time, Kashiko had picked up another feather duster, raised it with both hands and hit Eriri's legs twice. The little guy said that it was indeed not powerful enough.
How could the extremely smart Eriri be stumped by a mere Kasumigaoka Utaha? In just a moment, she understood everything.
"This is a kind weapon!" she said firmly.
"Waving a weapon is to show your attitude, and not hurting is to carry out your beliefs!"
She said in a deep tone:
"Just like Kyosuke's nickname "Handless Devil", he is not incapable of causing greater harm to the enemy, but he chose to show mercy. This is the kindness of the strong!"
"That is to say!"
Eriri raised the feather duster high and announced loudly:
"This is a weapon that only belongs to the strong!"
"Oh oh! ! Prince Ka wants to buy it for his brother!"
The little one cheered immediately after hearing it.
The movements of a few people quickly alerted the employees and other customers in the store. Yukinoshita didn't really care about the looks of others, but at this moment, the looks of "this little girl is quite good-looking, but she's an idiot" really made her Somewhat overwhelming.
On the other hand, Kasumigaoka Shiyu put her hands around her chest and lifted up her big breasts, which were so full that they looked like they were about to burst out. She wished that everyone in the mall would come to see Ying Lili's joke, and then she could laugh at Ying Lili to her heart's content.
Uniformed employees came over quickly.
"Sorry to bother you, may I ask..."
"Hey, sorry, sorry, we can just do it ourselves."
Before the employee could finish his words, he was interrupted by Yamauchi Sakura who came in a hurry. She stood in front of Eiri with a smile and declined the employee's help.
Yukinoshita Yukino breathed a sigh of relief. Her excellent upbringing prevented her from abandoning her friends at the moment of death, but facing a friend who held a feather duster and shouted about strong weapons, even she...
Kasumigaoka Shiu sighed sadly, knowing that Sakura was here to rescue Eiri. Because based on Yinglili's pride, if the clerk told him that the feather duster was not a weapon for the strong but a cleaning tool, this guy would have to be autistic for at least a month.
At this time, Glass also came over and quietly explained to Ying Lili the use of feather dusters.
"Why???"
"real?"
"Usuo!"
There were continuous exclamations, and Eirili's eyes widened even more. During this period, Glass even took out her mobile phone to probably look for some examples.
"Oh oh oh, it turns out to be grandma's weapon!"
Kashiko Hojo cheered, while Eiri's face instantly turned red and steam began to rise from her head.
"Be good, be good~~"
Yamauchi Sakura held Eri's little head in her arms, stroking the golden hair like a cat, while comforting her in a warm voice:
"I don't know that there is nothing shameful about feather dusting. You are from the Great Empire, so you don't know that feather dusting is normal."
The temperature on Yinglili's face dropped rapidly after she got the stairs and was very good at going down them. But how could Kasumigaoka Shiyu miss the opportunity to beat up the drowned dog?
"I used to think that professional matters should be left to experts, but after talking a lot with Aunt Mijiko these days, I have gained more insights. Sure enough, no matter how busy I am, I still have to clean my own home."
Kasumigaoka was telling the truth, and Eiri knew this. She finally knew why this witch kept rushing to clean the house these days. Before, she thought Kasumigaoka was flattering her, but she didn't expect this guy. He actually has such a strong consciousness.
"Since it's your own home, there's always a subtle feeling when someone else cleans it. I can't say what kind of otherworldly creature you are, but you must know it, Yinglili."
Kasumigaoka Shiyu smiled sweetly:
"As a wife, wielding a feather duster to clean the love nest with her husband can indeed be called a weapon of the strong."
Speaking of this, she suddenly screamed:
"Ah~ Could it be that this is what you mean, Yinglili?"
Yinglili, whose face had just regained its fair complexion, quickly turned red and warm without even having a chance to breathe.
Yukinoshita, who was still squatting on the ground, watched in amazement. She felt that Kasumigaoka Shiu was definitely an expert when it came to bullying Eiri.
Sakura quickly stroked Eiri's head gently and comforted in a low voice:
"Good boy~ Your house is 30,000 square meters. If I really ask you to clean it, you won't be able to clean it all in your lifetime. I'm not angry, I'm not angry~"
Yes, my house is 30,000 square meters. Even if you don’t count the courtyard and just the mansion, it’s terrifyingly big. My mother has never cleaned it!
Yinglili suddenly became enlightened, and her face instantly returned to white.
Yukinoshita could see clearly that Sakura was comforting Eri on the surface, but in fact she was teasing Eri with Kasumigaoka Shiu. Is there any evidence? Ying Lili's little face that turns white and turns red is the best proof.
Ah...all of them are really evil. She feels a little sorry for Eiri.
At this time, Yamauchi Sakura added with a smile:
"Besides, what if you don't know how to clean? It's okay to have other family members who can clean, right?"
"..."
As soon as these words came out, Kasumigaoka, Yukinoshita and Glass couldn't help but look towards Yamauchi Sakura, but they found nothing. There was nothing but laughter on Sakura's face, only her amber eyes were still frighteningly bright.
Only Eiri was unaware. She silently picked up two feather dusters, gave one to Kashiko, and held the other in her arms.
"That's it! Isn't it just cleaning? How can this possibly trouble me?"
Yinglili yelled, clenched her fists and punched the sofa:
"I am determined to be the world's most powerful cleaner!"
she announced loudly.
"Pah, pah, pah—"
Hojo Kyosuke was shocked by the girl's momentum and couldn't help but start clapping.
"Asshole, don't clap with my feet!" Yinglili was furious.
"Hahahaha~~"
Hojo Kyosuke couldn't help but laugh. Sure enough, happiness is inevitable wherever Eiri is present.
"Ah! What's so funny? Who told you to buy such a big house!"
The angry Yinglili kicked him with her foot. The bad guy didn't even think about who he was working so hard for!
Mainly because she also asked later that even an outstanding woman like Aunt Mijiko had to do hygiene when she was raising Kyousuke alone.
If I still can't recognize the feather duster, that bad woman Kasumigaoka will definitely use this to attack me!
No, just like my mother said, I have to fight! If I can't weaken the enemy, I will eliminate my weaknesses!
Hojo Kyosuke stopped laughing, he could feel Eriri's seriousness. Besides, cleaning can also increase this guy's exercise, but he still needs to remind him.
"Eriri, you must not stand on the chair to clean."
"Huh? Why? If you don't stand on the chair, you can't clean the part above the cabinet." The girl asked puzzledly.
"Auntie Sayuri told me that you almost broke your leg when practicing vaulting in elementary school in physical education class. This kind of behavior is absolutely prohibited."
"……!!!"
Ahhh, stupid mom, why do you tell everything!
Eriri gnashed her teeth in anger, and said angrily:
"Who told you to buy such a high cabinet! It's inconvenient to clean and take things, it's completely useless!"
"No, it's very convenient to take things."
"..."
The girl glanced at the long legs of the boy opposite her and said angrily:
"So there shouldn't be such things as high heels. This is encouraging the bad habit of comparison. The focus should be on making tall people shorter!"
Hojo Kyosuke ignored this incompetent rage and smiled: "After massaging your feet, change direction and rest your head on my legs. I'll help you massage your arms. It must be tiring to hold the feather duster all the time."
"Oh~"
Eriri was quiet in an instant, turned around obediently and leaned on her own chores legs, raised a white jade arm, and said pitifully:
"Here, here, and here, they are all sore."
Hehe~
Hojo Kyosuke smiled silently and helped his princess massage seriously.
The girl hummed comfortably, feeling that all the fatigue in her body disappeared completely.
So, cleaning is such a comfortable thing~
But while humming, Eriri suddenly realized something.
"Kyosuke, how can you massage so well? It feels too skilled!" She wondered.
Hojo Kyosuke explained calmly: "People who practice martial arts are like this. I often massage myself."
"Really..."
Eriri wanted to talk, but someone quietly pinched her hard and she groaned.
After about half an hour, seeing that Eriri was about to fall asleep, Hojo Kyosuke stopped. One hand passed through the girl's legs, and the other hand held her waist and picked her up.
"It's time to go to bed." He said softly.
"I want to, I want to massage for a while longer." Eriri whispered.
"Tomorrow night."
"Do you promise?"
"Yes."
So Eriri obediently leaned her little head on Hojo Kyosuke's chest and closed her eyes again.
"Good night~"
"Don't ask me to eat breakfast tomorrow, I want to sleep until noon! Good night~"
Eri said quickly.
Hojo Kyosuke smiled and agreed, then helped him turn off the lights and the door, just like an old father.
When the door was completely closed, there was a click, and the girl who was wearing it suddenly opened her eyes.
Snap~
The lights came on again, and the girl in the nightgown jumped to the desk and quickly turned on a bunch of equipment.
Start painting!
Ten minutes, twenty minutes, half an hour, an hour...
A beautiful painting gradually took shape, and the girl perfected the details with a look of disgust.
On the screen, on the left was a picture of Hojo Kyosuke holding her feet, someone looked enjoying it, and she had a shy blush on her face. On the right, she was holding Hojo Kyosuke's feet, she looked disgusted, but she also stuck out her tongue.
Disgusted and disgusted, the girl who was painting unconsciously stuck out her tongue and licked the air a few times inexplicably.
Ahhhhhhhh…
I’m going crazy, what’s wrong with that stupid clerk?
Eriri hit her head hard, and felt that she had become abnormal.
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