Tomb Raider: BBQ Angry Chicken

What?

The tense atmosphere just now was diluted in an instant.

So the very important thing that Jiang Feng mentioned was to eat the dog from Wu Laogou's family?

Is this more important than the lives of hundreds of thousands of people in Shacheng?

This is too ridiculous, right?

But Luo Laowai was not surprised at all, instead he looked excited:"Did you hear that? My Lord Jiang said that we should eat the dog from Wu Laogou's family, hurry up"

"Er Yuehong, don’t you want to save your girl anymore?"

"Master Buddha, don’t you want to go down to the mine tomb?"

"Just a dog, that's all."

Luo Laowai was very excited. He had thought that Jiang Feng would not cook anymore after coming to Sand City. Now, he could eat dog meat when he came.

Cool!

"this……"Er Yuehong said with embarrassment:"To be honest, Wu Laogou is also one of my Nine Sects. He does have a lot of dogs at home, but they are all his treasures. If anyone touches them, he will fight to the death."

"I'll go!" Chen Pi said coldly:"It's just a dog. I really don't believe that this old dog Wu will fight with me for this matter."

"For the sake of my master's wife's illness, I would do it even if they caught all of Wu Laogou's dogs, not to mention one."

When Chen Pi was in trouble, it was the bowl of noodles from the maid that rekindled his hope for life.

So he was not afraid at all!

"No way!" Er Yuehong stopped him and said,"Old Wu is no pushover. All the dogs he raises together are no match for you, Chenpi. Even if there are ten of you, you won't be able to defeat him. I'm afraid we need to find another way to deal with this."

The Buddha smiled mysteriously and said,"I have a good idea."

"Any idea?"

"We can't forcefully steal the dog. After all, we are all from the Nine Gates. We will see each other sooner or later. But if we do it secretly, this matter will become"

"Just a little bit of drug can make it happen"

"Buddha, that's brilliant!" Qi Tiezui said admiringly:"With such a calm expression, any one of us can easily succeed."

"But who is suitable for this?"

"It's you!"The Buddha looked at Qi Tiezui with a wicked smile on his face.

"What?"

"Why me again?"

"Because I am going to host a banquet in my mansion and invite Wu Laogou to come over for dinner. Master Ba, this matter belongs to you. Hurry up and solve it before Wu Laogou goes back."

""Okay, okay, whatever you say makes sense, let's follow the plan."

Then everyone separated, Er Yuehong and Chen Pi went to Wu Laogou's house to invite him, while Zhang Qishan hosted a banquet at home.

As for Qi Tiezui, he walked around the street, bought some drugs, and went to Wu Laogou's house.

……

It was not until the evening that Wu Laogou kept his promise. He was holding a pug and laughed as soon as he entered the door:"It's rare that the Buddha, the head of our Nine Sects, would invite me to dinner today?"

"You don't have any bad intentions, do you? I've said it before, this dog is all I have left in my life, and apart from this dog, I can promise you anything."

Although Wu Laogou's words were unintentional, they sounded different when heard by Zhang Qishan and the others.

This is a guilty conscience, this trip was just for your dog.

Zhang Qishan smiled awkwardly:"Mr. Wu, you are joking, actually, I invited you here this time because of two happy events"

"First, the Second Master has returned to the Nine Gates, which is a great joy."

"As for the second one, Master Wu should know that the ghost car incident a while ago was a big deal and it made me very anxious. So I invited Mr. Jiang Feng and Mr. Luo Laowai from Xiangyin County to help, so let's celebrate."

"So that's how it is." Wu Laogou sat at the dining table, looking suspicious:"Then why aren't the other members of the Fang family here?"

"We also went to invite them, but the other heads were busy"

"Oh!"Wu Laogou nodded:"What about Qi Tiezui? That guy is just a fortune teller, he won't be busy, right?""

This...

Zhang Qishan, Er Yuehong, Chen Pi smiled awkwardly.

They thought that Qi Tiezui was not not coming, but he went to mess with your dog, but everyone just knew about this. If you tell it out loud, Wu Laogou will be furious. With his temper, he will turn the house upside down.

"Master Wu, why do you care about Lao Ba? We are happy today, let's drink more. Tomorrow, I will be out. You know that this Shacheng is in turmoil, and I have to rely on you, Master Wu, to take care of me."

"You're welcome. Forget about the drinking. I'm afraid that my dogs and grandchildren will run around without anyone to look after them at night."

"Also, since the Nine Gates are not all here today, forget it. I, Wu Laogou, will go back. Next time, next time, when the Buddha calls everyone, I will definitely not escape."

After saying that, Wu Laogou turned around and left without waiting for the Buddha and the others to speak.

"Master Wu, since you are here, don't leave in such a hurry."Master Fo was extremely anxious, and he didn't know whether Qi Tiezui succeeded or not.

If he didn't succeed, Wu Laogou would be caught in the act when he returned. Even a fool would know that this was a Hongmen Banquet.