Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie was badly tricked
Chapter 2 The dog system is causing trouble
【bite! The death-seeking system is being activated...]
【bite! Ask the host to kick the donkey's balls into the water as one of the steps to activate the system. 】
The system's loli voice rang again.
The clear and melodious voice originally made people feel good when they heard it.
But hearing this in Wu Xie's ears made him furious.
Damn it! Why are there so many stupid things to do when activating a system?
At this moment, Wu Xie really wanted to say boldly: Damn it, I quit.
Can he say that?
cannot.
His life is still in his hands, he can't be willful.
Wu Xie looked at the size of the big black dog not far away. It looked ferocious and not easy to mess with.
It's a bit unreasonable for him to kick someone for no reason.
If he was really kicked, could his feet be saved? Thinking about the consequences, Wu Xie gave up.
It is indeed a death-seeking system, and the name is really well chosen! Before it was fully activated, he started to seek death.
Wu Xie was so angry that he gritted his teeth.
I started to make trouble before I even activated it. I'm afraid the days to come will be like this again and again...
I don’t know if he can bear it?
I don’t know how long he can live after being bound to this system? Sooner or later, he will be tricked into death by it.
After a while, Wu Xie calmed down, but his face looked ugly, comparable to that of Hei Tan.
Go?
Can you not go?
The arrow is on the string and must be fired.
If you refuse, you will die immediately.
Activated, I don’t know how to die in the future.
You're going to die anyway, it's just a matter of time.
However, who would be foolish enough to seek death if he could live?
After thinking about it, Wu Xie sighed deeply.
Kick the donkey in the balls to activate the system, and he can temporarily save his life.
As the saying goes, a dead Taoist friend will never die if he is a poor Taoist.
Damn it!
Dog system, I think you really want me to die.
Wu Xie greeted the system in his mind and walked towards Donkey Dandan.
Ever since he got off the bus, Wu Xie had been standing there in a daze. His sudden move naturally attracted the attention of several people.
Everyone's eyes were following his figure, and they didn't understand why they suddenly came to the little old man driving the car.
What on earth is he going to do?
Everyone was confused.
Could it be that Wu Xie heard the old man say that Donkey Dandan was good at swimming, so he was also curious.
Wu Xie walked slowly to the river, still one meter away from Donkey Dandan.
He looked at Donkey Dandan and then at the river.
I found that the distance between Donkey Dandan and the river was only about one meter.
With the size of a donkey's balls, Wu Xie wondered if he could kick it off with all his strength, given his current skinny body.
One kick should be enough to knock him off, right?
It should be possible, right?
Wu Xie was very unsure.
If you didn't kick it down, it would definitely fight back when it reacted.
With the strength of my current body, I can't resist it at all, and it will be a bit troublesome.
never mind!
Just die!
We can only take one step at a time.
There is no other choice now. Besides, Uncle San and the others are still here!
"I'm sorry, Donkey Ball!"
After Wu Xie finished speaking, under the shocked and puzzled looks of several people, he kicked the donkey's balls so hard that he rolled to the river.
At the same time, Wu Xie suddenly felt a sharp pain coming from his toes.
Damn it! This shit is too heavy.
He had already used ten percent of his strength before he could barely kick it until it rolled to the river.
"boil!"
A scream startled everyone.
Under the shocked and puzzled eyes of everyone, Wu Xie limped directly behind Zhang Qiling.
Because Donkey Dandan was already angered by this kick, and after reacting, he pounced on Wu Xie fiercely.
Zhang Qiling was about to dodge when Wu Xie grabbed his shoulder and blocked him like a shield.
"Please, little brother, please help us!"
Donkey Dandan bared his teeth at Wu Xie.
But there was no next step.
Animals' sense of smell is inherently sensitive.
Perhaps it also sensed Zhang Qiling's power and did not dare to act rashly.
He just screamed at Wu Xie on his back.
It was as if Zhang Qiling was asked to hand over the person behind him.
That ferocious look seemed to tear Wu Xie into pieces.
Seeing Donkey Dandan being temporarily shocked by Zhang Qiling.
Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief.
It's so dangerous, you're really seeking death!
Faced with everyone's doubtful and condemning eyes.
Wu Xie has a bitter gourd face.
"I said I was forced too, do you believe me?"
However, everyone had the same expression: Do you think I am a fool?
It's obvious that he doesn't believe what he said.
Wu Xie really wanted to cry without tears, he was really forced!
The baby is feeling miserable!
But he couldn't tell the truth to everyone, so he could only silently swallow the bitter fruit he had sown.
Dakui and Wu Panzi both walked over quickly and stood side by side with Zhang Qiling, blocking Wu Xie's way.
He was afraid that Donkey Dandan would pounce on him without hesitation and hurt Wu Xie.
"Mistress, what kind of grudge does this dog have against you? Why do you kick someone for no reason? You're not afraid of it jumping at you and biting you."
"Afraid! Why aren't you afraid? Aren't you still here? You don't believe me when I say I was forced."
Everyone rolled their eyes speechlessly, they were not blind.
Who can force him? He just ran up and kicked someone for no reason!
However, Wu Xie did not have time to explain to Pan Zi and the others at this time, because the system's lolita tone sounded again.
【Ding! Successfully activated the system 30%...]
【bite! Ask the host to tell Wu Sansheng something about the original owner’s truest thoughts. As the second step to fully activate the system. 】
"Come again?"
"System, please be a human being!"
Wu Xie was speechless and choked.
I feel like I'm being tricked by the system.
When the temper comes...
"Damn it, I'm done with it. Activate my love or not, so what if I love you! The worst I can do is I'll still be a good man after 18 years!"
Wu Xie strode away from behind Zhang Qiling.
It's really a broken jar.
However...
"Third uncle, there is something I have wanted to say to you for a long time. Don't be angry after hearing this!"
Wu Sansheng said nothing, but looked at Wu Xie with confusion, confused by his series of anomalies just now.
Wu Xie didn't wait for his third uncle to answer. He just finished speaking and ran behind Zhang Qiling.
As if he was afraid that his third uncle would beat him.
"Wu Sansheng, you are an old fox, you know how to trick your nephew! How unkind."
After Wu Sansheng listened to his eldest nephew complaining about him, he quickly ran behind Zhang Qiling and hid.
The corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch. This brat, does he think he can't do anything to him if he hides?
It would be too naive to think so.
Just wait!
It will be easier for you in the future.
Wu Sansheng looked in Wu Xie's direction and showed an evil smile.
Although Wu Xie was hiding behind Zhang Qiling, he had been observing his third uncle's reaction.
Of course, he also saw the smile that his third uncle showed to him.
However, in Wu Xie's opinion, this smile was simply sinister and unfriendly to him.
A chill suddenly appeared on Wu Xie's back.
Oops! It feels like I'm being plotted.
Third uncle is a scammer.
I don’t know what kind of crooked idea he is having. It seems that he will have to be careful about his third uncle in the future.
Seeing that his third uncle did not chase him, Wu Xie breathed a sigh of relief.
The system's Lolita sound also arrived as promised.
【Ding! 60% of the system was successfully activated...]
【bite! Ask the host to slap Zhang Qiling on the back of the head to completely activate the system. 】
"Ahem..."
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