Tomb Raider: Beginning Wu Xie was badly tricked

At noon, after the sun set, Black Glasses and Xie Yuchen walked with a mop, one foot each, dragging the mop forward.

This time, the mop really lived up to its name and left a long trail on the sand.

Black Glasses and Xie Yuchen each dragged one foot of the mop, panting.

"If we can't get out of the desert before dark..." Xie Yuchen looked at the setting sun, then at the mop they were dragging, and didn't finish the rest of his words.

But Black Glasses took over the conversation: "Then let's eat this supply."

Xie Yuchen also smiled and responded to Black Glasses: "That's fine."

Xie Yuchen and Black Glasses were probably too tired to walk, and wanted to find some topics to divert their attention. So the two started to make fun of the mop again.

The mop, which seemed to have been unconscious and was dragged by the two, actually reacted after hearing what Black Glasses said.

"Please, gentlemen! I'm as thin as a stick, without meat, and not tasty."

But the two of them were talking to themselves, ignoring the mop.

As if he was worried that the mop was not worried enough, Black Glasses even talked about how to eat his supplies: "I tell you, there are many ways to eat this supply..."

Xie Yuchen and Black Glasses cooperated perfectly, and immediately took over the conversation: "Yes, the spine can be stewed into soup."

"The meat on the spine can be cut into pieces and fried in a pan." Black Glasses and the other man were afraid of scaring the mop to death, and they talked one after another, each talking about a way to eat it that they expected.

The frightened mop did not forget to respond even in his dizziness, for fear that if he spoke a second later, he would really be cooked, roasted, fried, deep-fried, and stewed by them the next moment.

"My two lords, I am short and have a short spine. I can't eat this. Don't bother with it!"

How could the two of them care about him? They just wanted to tease him to distract themselves so that the journey would not be too difficult.

So, Xie Yuchen and Black Glasses did whatever they wanted. Perhaps what they were talking about at this moment was that they were thinking about rewarding themselves after leaving the desert.

This was to order food for them after they went out!

However, the mop actually believed it.

Not to mention that Xie Yuchen and the others would not eat people, even if they really wanted to eat people, they didn't have to drag him out all the way with such hardship!

Aren't you tired?

They are tired too, right?

If they really wanted to eat people, why would they drag him along?

But Mop didn't know this. He thought he was really Black Glasses's supply!

Don't say it, sometimes when I tease Mop, I think his reactions are really silly and cute.

This is also the reason why Xie Yuchen and Hei Yanjing did not choose to throw away the mop alone.

After all, it was just the beginning, and Hei Yanjing and the others could not let go of the mop so quickly, they had to have fun anyway!

So, the two continued to talk about the dishes they wanted to eat later.

"The belly meat can be fried with tomatoes, which is very similar to beef brisket stewed with tomatoes, and the taste is amazing." Xie Yuchen said while savoring the taste of this dish.

"The tibia can be roasted with the skin, and some onions can be placed underneath. When the onions are fully seasoned, my God! The taste..."

"Hei Ye, onions seem to be bad for the kidneys." The mop was dragged by the two people all the way, and his eyelids never opened. He participated in the food discussion with Xie Yuchen and others intermittently.

Black Glasses, of course, ignored Mop's words, and spoke to himself:

"Finally, I suggest roasting two ribs, and sprinkle some cumin and chili powder when they are golden and crispy. At that time, it will be really delicious."

"When the oil bubbles, sprinkle some chopped green onions, it will be even more fragrant." Xie Yuchen was also imagining what kind of delicious this roasted ribs would be.

"Huaerye, I'm allergic to green onions..." The last sentence Mop said was really hilarious.

He was about to be eaten as supplies, and he was about to be roasted in the oven. He could still think about his allergies. Would he still be allergic after death?

It must be said that Mop's thinking is really unmatched.

Xie Yuchen and Black Glasses smiled at each other, and everything was self-evident!

......

Wu Xie's side...

Not long after Xie Yuchen and the others left, Wu Xie began to make his own calculations. After all the hardships to get here, he couldn't just turn back at the last minute, right?

"Fatty, you wait here, I'll go up and take a look..." Wu Xie still wanted to go in and see what was going on.

The meteorite jade was said to be magical, he wanted to go in and see what was inside, it was rumored that the Queen Mother of the West also went into the meteorite jade.

What was inside? Could a person stay alone for thousands of years? Wouldn't she be lonely and go crazy?

"No, Wu Xie, do you really want to go in? Didn't the black glasses say it was very dangerous inside?"

In fact, Fatty didn't agree with Wu Xie going in. After all, the little brother had already gone in, and if another person went in, he didn't know what would happen.

If something unexpected really happened, he would definitely not be able to handle it alone.

"It's okay, I have a rope with me. If there is any uncontrollable danger, I will come out immediately or pull the rope and you pull me out. I will just go in and take a look, I won't go deep..."

Wu Xie himself cherishes his life very much. Although he is curious about what is inside the meteorite jade, he will not do it knowing that it is impossible.

Fatty knew that he could not persuade him, so he did not stop him. Instead, he reminded him worriedly: "...Then be careful. I will wait for you outside."

Since he has made up his mind, Wu Xie will not procrastinate any more. He took out a roll of the longest climbing rope from his backpack, grabbed one end for himself, and left the other end to Fatty outside.

Then, Wu Xie nodded to Fatty, jumped directly to the entrance of the meteorite jade, and disappeared in front of Fatty in three or two steps.

Fatty could only stare blankly at the entrance of the meteorite jade, where Wu Xie disappeared...