Tomb Raider: No more pretending, I am a Taoist priest

The fat guy still failed to beat Zhou Yu in the end.

Not to mention that the former was injured and drugged.

Even if this guy stood in front of Zhou Yu in an intact state, he still couldn't beat him.

Zhou Yu had a sword that could cut iron like mud, and an attribute value that was twice that of an adult male.

After a few symbolic punches, he let the fat guy go.

Although the feeling was quite good when he was hitting.

It was much more comfortable than hitting a sandbag.

But after all, he was his teammate, so he still had to save some face.

But the fat guy didn't think so.

Since he was beaten, this guy has been squatting at the front of the bamboo raft, looking down at the river surface, or more accurately, looking at his own face reflected on the river surface.

That face looked very familiar, but also very strange.

The face was still the same face, but compared to the whiteness before, now there is a pair of panda eyes.

This is Zhou Yu's masterpiece just now.

"Fatty, are you okay?" Hu Bayi asked with concern.

"Do you think I look okay? Huh?!"

The fat man turned around and pointed at the pair of extremely conspicuous panda eyes on his face:

"I have been handsome and powerful for decades, but I didn't expect that I would be disfigured today!"

"Ah——"

The fat man sighed deeply.

Handsome and powerful?

For another few decades?

Hearing this, Hu Bayi couldn't help but twitch his lips:

"Fatty, can you speak more honestly in the future? Don't talk nonsense all the time..."

"I'm not honest?"

"Hu Bayi, are you still my good buddy?!"

Fatty was so angry: "Just now you didn't help me deal with that Zhou guy, but now you're bullying me!"

"You're a bad friend!"

"Hey, I'm doing this for your own good! Fatty..." Hu Bayi sighed, patted Fatty's shoulder, and said earnestly:

"People like you, who talk nonsense and don't know how to control their words, are the easiest to offend people."

"Think about it yourself, how much have you suffered over the years because of this?"

"Only Brother Zhou is doing this because we are in the same team. Otherwise, with his skills, I'm afraid you would have more injuries than this!"

"I was just joking..." Fatty pouted.

"Are you kidding?"

Hu Bayi looked at the fat man with a serious face:

"Fatty, you have to know:"

"Real jokes should be well-intentioned, and the key is that both parties feel happy."

"If only the person making the joke feels happy, and the person being joked feels unhappy, then this is not a joke, but a disguised verbal attack!"

As soon as this was said, the fat man stopped talking.

"So, Fatty, are you going to continue to talk nonsense about Brother Zhou not learning his lesson?" Hu Bayi continued to ask.

"Are you kidding him? I'm not stupid!"

The fat man rolled his eyes.

To be honest, he is really a little afraid of Zhou Yu now.

He can't beat him, and his weapons are not as powerful as his.

The most important thing is that this guy doesn't have the airs of a master at all.

It's okay to have a grudge overnight, but he is so powerful, but he still poisons and plays dirty in advance like a rogue? !

Is this guy still a human being?

"I dare not mess with that guy. At worst, I will just avoid him when I see him in the future!" The fat man said with a hum.

Although the two spoke in low voices, Zhou Yu could still hear some of it with his hearing.

But it was impossible for the fat man to avoid.

In the same team, where else could he go?

While chuckling, the familiar prompt sound of the system came to his mind:

[Ding, congratulations to the host, the design to kill the knife-toothed viperfish was successful, the number of deaths was 2200, and the hunter points were 220 points! 】

220 hunter points?

Then plus the previous 628 points, he now has a total of 848 hunter points.

Only 152 points away from becoming a formal hunter.

152 points...

It seems to be just around the corner!

Zhou Yu remembered that after leaving this cave, the area in front was the tree coffin of the high priest of the King of Offerings.

If there, the two eagle owls and the python in the tree coffin can probably give him one or two hundred points.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yu did not hesitate.

He paddled the long pole in his hand and urged the bamboo raft to move forward quickly.

The cave was winding.

But because there were no giant pythons and piranhas blocking the way.

The speed of everyone's progress was so fast.

About half an hour later, the bamboo raft came to the end, climbed a slope with piles of rocks, and the four people finally successfully crossed the Zhalong Mountain.

Standing on the high ground, you can see that it is surrounded by mountains, and in the middle are large tracts of primeval forests,Deep valleys and treacherous streams.

The most eye-catching thing is a towering tree in the middle area.

In the mist, you can still see the shadow of its incredibly huge tree canopy.

"Damn! Old Hu, look, that tree is so fucking big!" Fatty exclaimed.

"Such a big tree must have survived for thousands of years."

Hu Bayi was also full of emotion:

"This Zhalong Mountain is indeed a Feng Shui treasure land. No wonder King Xian built the tomb here."

"According to the map, our route is to go to that big tree."

Shirley Yang took the human skin map and compared it for a long time before finally confirming it.

"So, what are you still doing here?"

"Let's go!"

Zhou Yu was quite agile.

He threw the bamboo raft into the stream not far away with both hands, and then jumped up steadily.

"That... Captain Zhou... Captain Zhou, we are going by water now, it should be dangerous, right?"

But at this moment, a doubtful voice sounded.

Zhou Yu turned around and saw the real master, and he was immediately happy...