Train to Another World

The capital of the Lonely Mountain is majestic and magnificent. Even from the farthest Lake Town, you can see its majestic gate.

Although the dwarves are short, the buildings they built are tall and majestic, the best among all the tribes in Middle-earth. This is true for the Lonely Mountain and Moria.

Although the dwarves of Durin were chased by Balrogs and orcs in Moria and chased by Smaug in the Lonely Mountain, they still had a glorious history.

When the dwarves of Durin were still in the Lonely Mountain, they launched the Battle of Azanulbizzar and counterattacked all the way to the gate of Moria. That war was the famous battle of Thorin Oakenshield. In that battle, the corpses of dwarves and orcs covered the plains. The surviving dwarves were unable to collect the corpses of their own people and bring them back. According to the traditional burial, they could only cremate them on the spot.

But after that battle, the highest posthumous title that the dwarves boasted about their ancestors was "he was a cremated dwarf."

But all this is in the past. Now, with all the wealth accumulated by the Durin dwarves for generations, they will soon be surnamed Li.

The gate of Lonely Mountain is very high, which is undoubtedly very useful for resisting foreign enemies, as long as the enemy cannot fly.

Li Zhuoguang tied everyone up with the Crimson Touch, and separated two tentacles to hook the top of the wall. With a strong pull, everyone came to the terrace above the gate.

The dwarf city is often also a large foundry. The materials used are extremely resistant to high temperatures, so even if it has been ravaged by the dragon, there is almost no trace of the fire left here.

Only the scattered bones and half-melted armor on the ground record what happened here.

Li Zhuoguang's idea is very simple, that is, to lead Smaug to fight outside the vault. The gold in the vault is nothing, and it is still valuable after being melted by dragon flames.

But the white gem necklace ordered by Thranduil is worthless after being sprayed by dragon flames.

In fact, the so-called white gem necklace is also fabricated in the movie version, and its purpose is to beautify the dwarves.

What makes the dwarves' unfaithfulness be called beautification?

In the ancient First Age, the Elf King Thingol obtained a rare treasure - the necklace "Nauglamir" carefully crafted by the dwarves.

Thingol decided to renovate this treasure and inlay the elven treasure, the brilliant Silmaril, on it, so as to combine the most outstanding craftsmanship of the two races of elves and dwarves.

So he commissioned the dwarf craftsmen to make it. When the dwarf craftsmen completed this masterpiece, they were also deeply attracted by the dazzling Silmaril, and they were greedy and tried to take it for themselves.

Thingol refused the dwarves' demands. Those dwarf craftsmen attacked and killed him in their workshop, and his servants killed those craftsmen. But several craftsmen fled back to the dwarf country and lied that Thingol killed their brothers in order to default on their debts.

No matter which era, the dwarf king's temper remained the same, so he led his army to attack his territory Doriath.

Due to the death of Thingol, the power of Doriath's magic barrier "Girdle of Melian" disappeared, and Doriath was destroyed under the attack of the dwarves.

Such a blood feud is not comparable to swallowing a necklace made by the Elf King. So in the novel version, King Elrond did not kill the dwarves and helped them translate the secret language. His mind was really broad.

Li Zhuoguang led everyone down and soon came to the underground hall. As expected, Smaug, who had already smelled the smell of several people, had been waiting for a long time.

Smaug stood on the "Golden Sea", looked at the people coming down with interest, and said: "Interesting little bugs, although your smell is very similar to that of elves and humans, it is different. Especially you, what are you."

Smaug's huge dragon eyes looked at Xiong Facai.

Xiong Facai asked Li Zhuoguang: "Is he talking to me?"

"Yes."

"What did he say?"

"He said you are a piece of shit."

"I fucking..."

Li Zhuoguang held Xiong Facai down: "Brother Facai, remember what we agreed on?"

"Okay, let him live a few more minutes."

Li Zhuoguang turned to Smaug and said: "Smaug, we are here to negotiate terms."

"Little bug, who am I? I am Smaug, the leader of all dragons. I am the flame, I am death, I..."

"I am the Cataclysm?"

"Well, this is a good summary, it belongs to me. But what I want to say is that the whole world is shrouded in my shadow, what qualifications do you have to negotiate terms with me? ? "

"The world you know is just the tip of the iceberg."

Smaug spread his wings and approached Li Zhuoguang and the others: "What about you? Little bug, I can block all the light when I spread my wings. You can't even see what's in front of you, so how can you talk about the world?"

Li Zhuoguang shrugged: "Darkness will come, but hope is always there."

Smaug slightly opened his dragon mouth, and orange-red light began to flash between the gaps between his sharp teeth. The scorching wind blew towards everyone: "I always feel like I've heard what you said somewhere, but I'm a little sleepy now.

The bedtime activities end here, goodbye, little bug."

Li Zhuoguang wrapped his arms with the crimson touch and winked at Qin Daniu.

Qin Daniu understood and rushed forward with Li Zhuoguang. When they got close to Smaug's dragon mouth, they squatted together.

Top corner mountain piercing*2

Four fists hit Smaug's chin with the sound of air bursting, and his dragon head was lifted high up.

The force was just right, and it was confusing but not brain-damaging.

Before Smaug could react, his dragon's kiss was entangled with a tentacle shining with red flames. He pulled it downwards and hit his head heavily on the golden mountain.

Smaug wanted to spit out dragon flames, but his dragon's kiss was tied up, so he could only use his wing claws to grab the dragon's kiss hard. Although he left a wound on his dragon's kiss, the crimson touch was also It was scattered.

I'm preparing for Dragon Flame. Why do I feel like there's a foreign body in my nose? Forget it, never mind.

Smaug's dragon kiss was no longer restrained, and he took a deep breath, ready to start breathing dragon flames to burn the little bugs in front of him.

Wait, what does this smell like?

Smaug, who had just taken a full breath, realized something was wrong, but as he hesitated, the smell became more and more exciting.

Not caring about breathing dragon flames, Smaug quickly exhaled all the air in his lungs. But this approach did not make him feel better. The smell did not go away with the sprayed gas, but instead entered the depths of his soul.

"Ouch!"

Li Zhuoguang was amazed when he saw Smaug writhing in pain. The damage caused by his set of output just now was not as effective as Huang Shiren's fart.

It seems that Huang Shiren is a master of all creatures with a sensitive sense of smell.

"Okay, let's carry out the plan."

Smaug, who was so blinded by the smell of stinky farts, saw countless black shadows flashing before his eyes in a trance. He shook his head and discovered that they were countless men wearing strange black cloaks.

They all saw large packages of gold on their backs, escaping out at extremely fast speeds through a thin rope.

Are those little bugs trying to attract my attention? In fact, their purpose is to let their accomplices steal my treasure? Also, what do those cloaked weirdos mean when they say "I love Bateman"?

Forget it, never mind, let’s kill these little bugs first.

Smaug raised his head, spraying dragon flames at the cloaked monsters swinging on the ceiling, and chasing them in the direction of their escape.

It was Smaug who was so angry that he didn't notice at all that all the weirdos he sprayed disappeared out of thin air, leaving no trace.