Transmigration: From Farmer To Empress

Recalling the joke just now, Xiangyun couldn't help but giggle again and told the joke he just saw again.

One winter, it snowed for half a month, the sky and the earth changed color, and the sun and moon lost light.

The lives of the poor are in dire straits, while the wealthy landlords drink every day and play every night. Live a life of fine clothing and fine food.

One day, the county magistrate invited an old and wealthy man from the county to have a drink at the county government office. After three rounds of wine and delicious food, the county magistrate became very interested in poetry and suggested that he go to the back garden to enjoy the poems written by Xue Ling.

So, the three of them came to the back garden, only to see: white snow, covered in pink makeup.

The county official said: "How about you and I write a poem with the theme of Ruixue?"

The judge said: "Very good! Very good! Let the students come first." Then he shook his head and said, "The snow is as white as jade."

The magistrate continued: "Royal Ji Ruiqi."

After hearing this, Lao Cai cheered and said arrogantly: "It will be another two or three years."

At this time, there was a beggar outside the wall, shivering in the severe cold. After hearing this, he couldn't help but get angry, climbed up the wall and cursed: "Fuck your mother!"

After finishing speaking, he banged the table and started laughing again. The corners of Mo Zili's mouth twitched a few times, and he was speechless for a while while looking at Xiang Yun who was laughing so hard.

This woman….

Xiangyun laughed for a long time, not hearing the other party's response, and suddenly thought that the person she was talking about was Mo Zili, a serious and serious man with whom she was about to break up. It seemed a bit strange to talk and laugh with him like this. It’s a great fit!

Alas, Xiangyun felt regretful in her heart. It was all Caiwei's fault for making the writing so interesting that she forgot about it!

Mo Zili knew it when he saw her smiling happily, then suddenly stopped smiling, with a look of remorse on her face.

He said: "Besides jokes, didn't you say there are any other riddles? Come up with one to relieve your boredom!"

Xiangyun hesitated for a while, and saw that Mo Zili was looking at him for a moment, with no intention of giving up the idea, so he lowered his head helplessly, flipped through the book, and said: "There was a peasant woman crossing a narrow single-plank bridge. , halfway through, a tiger suddenly appeared in front of her. She was frightened. She turned around and was about to run away, but found a pack of wolves coming behind her. Both the wolves and the tiger were approaching the peasant woman, and the peasant woman had no way to escape. , but it passed all of a sudden, why is that?"

Mo Zili thought for a while and said, "Could it be that this peasant woman is an outsider and can walk in the air?"

"No, she is just an ordinary peasant woman!"

"Could it be that she knows how to swim and jump into the water to swim away?"

"No, she won't!" Xiangyun denied.

It's not this, it's not that, Mo Zili failed the test.

He frowned and thought hard for a long time, then suddenly smiled and said: "I know, the pack of wolves and tigers must have been fighting together and ignored the peasant woman, so she took the opportunity to escape!"

Xiangyun rolled his eyes and said, "Master, do you think it was on a flat road? Don't forget, this happened on a narrow single-plank bridge. Where did you let her run? Besides, you Have you ever seen a wolf that dares to fight a tiger?"

Mo Zili was completely rejected and said angrily: "This is not the case, and that is not the case either. Please tell me, how did the peasant woman get there?"

Xiangyun chuckled, and the old god said: "I fainted, hehehe..."

There were vertical lines on Mo Zili's head. Is this okay?

When the old lady, the eldest lady, and the second lady came to see Mo Zili, they suddenly heard Xiangyun's proud laughter coming from the house. They immediately stopped in the yard and whispered to the two daughters-in-law: "Let's go back." Listen to this young couple talking and laughing, let's not go in and be annoying, come back later in the evening!"

Bai Shi was also very happy when she heard the sound in the house.

She had long since noticed that there was a problem between her son and his wife, and secretly sent someone to find out the cause. The reason why she didn't intervene was because her son's temperament was the same as that of the children of the Mo family. He was stubborn and would accept death. If he was pushed to the limit, he would abandon the family and take the woman away from home. She had to come out, so she could only be anxious and secretly pinned her hopes on her daughter-in-law, hoping that her daughter-in-law would be able to win her son's heart back and never let her son be deceived by the little goblin from the Du family...