I, the retired legend, were forced to go ashore

I, a retired legend, was forced to go ashore Author: Shrimp Ball

Introduction:

A: Why do I have to lose something every time this girl comes?

B: I wouldn't dare to drink at her place without a few thousand crowns on me.

C: It is obviously an adventure planned by me, why are the benefits all yours?Damn it, you cheated on me by dressing up as a man before, you damned woman, today I will settle the old and new scores together!

ABC: In short, never ask Ada for help!Ada: Strange, I'm retired and living in seclusion. Didn't you take the initiative to send it to your door? ——In short, this is a story of a legendary adventurer who lived in seclusion and was forced to work.

(The DND power system in this article

1. Chief of the Chimera

In the White Harbor Bay area, a small number of guests in a tavern called 'Chimera Head' are complaining about the poor decoration style here.

"Look at that Chimera's head. How many times have I told you to replace it quickly? Although it's fake, using this kind of thing will scare the guests, right?"

"That's right, 'Head of the Chimera', what a weird name? I wouldn't have come in if I hadn't happened to see the aggressive look of the proprietress when she held a mop and beat a group of scoundrels outside the door."

What they were referring to was the head of a beast that was only half as tall as a man hanging from the ceiling.

Although all the angular details are exquisite, it is not suitable to be placed in a tavern just as an ornament.

"It's been said that this head is a trophy I cut off from a three-headed Chimera with my own hands. It has very important commemorative significance!"

Even though the proprietress Ada's appearance can be regarded as brilliant and her body is hot, her pale defense still made the guests laugh mercilessly.

"Last time it was said that it was a mutated Chimera with four heads, but this time it has three?"

The mercenaries mercilessly exposed her lies.

"Last time I was so drunk, this time it's absolutely true!"

Ada pointed to the sky with her right hand as if swearing.

The handsome face tried to put on a serious expression, and the magnetic voice also tickled the hearts of the people.

But they came back to their senses immediately, and someone knocked on the table, accusing loudly:

"That's what you said last time."

The guests suddenly laughed together, counting the countless lies that the proprietress has been exposed over the past few years.

The atmosphere in the tavern suddenly improved.

In the confusion, another person said loudly:

"By the way, I accidentally learned that there was a legendary treasure hunter in the far south about ten years ago who had the same name as you, lady boss, and also had white hair. What's the name 'White Lightning'?"

"Yes, the white lightning of Silver Mountain."

Ada immediately interjected and said very seriously, "That's me."

Seeing the proprietress speak so neatly, the guests who were still laughing just now had a short silence.

But considering the beauty in front of her has been doing bad things in the past few years, the silence only lasted for about two or three seconds before loosening.

So the person who mentioned this matter at the beginning announced the answer loudly amidst the attention of everyone:

"I'm careless, lady boss, I didn't expect that, that man is a handsome man, not like you..."

He gestured with his hands to catch the ball, which really caused another burst of boos.

Ada was not annoyed, and continued to nod her head with a serious look:

"Yes, at that time I was disguised as a man. I was very handsome, and there was a princess from a small country who was so obsessed that I had to marry him!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

The crowd laughed even more happily. One of the mercenaries hugged his stomach and laughed out of breath:

"Boss, you said you were born as a pirate before, please, let's finish the story of that devil fruit before starting a new one?"

But what I said this time is true!

Ada sighed helplessly, stopped arguing, and lay back on her back, her two long legs erected on the counter majestically.

She picked up a magazine produced in Los Angeles, and flipped through it one by one.

It records news from all over the world, as well as stories fabricated by scholars based on legends, as well as some decryption games and serial comics.

The things made by the goblins are rare objects that can be connected to the era before she traveled.

The tight and straight line of the proprietress's legs outlined by the trouser line gave the guests who were about to leave another reason to stop.

"Two more ale!"

A sailor who just got off the ship patted the table with his hands.

The force was transmitted from the table legs to the floor, and there was a 'creak' echo.

Seeing that the proprietress was still lying there without any response, he could only turn his head and yell towards the kitchen:

"Triss, come and see, your mother is not moving! See if she is still alive?"

"Uncle was joking!"

A little girl about eleven or twelve years old trotted out of the kitchen.

She has bright white teeth, a smile like a flower, and a fiery red shawl with long hair, like a group of lively red flames.

She took two glasses of ale from the barrel, gently blown off the foam, and brought them to the guests' tables.

"Use it slowly, it doesn't matter if you sit for a while longer."

The soft and polite voice gave the sailor another reason to be happy.

"Thanks to little Triss, if your mother was half as diligent as you, this place wouldn't be so dilapidated..."

Looking back at the magic crystal lamp that was blown wildly by the wind blowing in from the hole in the wall, he continued:

"It's good to turn on a few more lights to attract guests. From the outside, it's as dark as a kiln."

In fact, it would be great if it was really a kiln. This store must be overcrowded.

"It doesn't cost money to turn on the lights. If you can make a round of this barrel of wine today, I'll light the lights for you overnight as a souvenir."

Ada's lazy voice came from the counter:

"Also, how many times have I said that Triss is not my daughter!"

Flipping through the magazine that was about to fall apart, she was full of thoughts and fell into memories:

This has to start ten years ago.

Ada had just traveled to this world at that time, and had the opportunity to use a single wish.

In the end, because of his inexperience, the words he made were not rigorous. Although he became super strong, he became like this.

So in the next two years, she continued to explore various ruins, hoping to find a way to restore the man's body, but accidentally made a little fame.

Finally, on the way back from a treasure hunt, she rescued a deserter from the battlefield and sent him back home along the way.

From chatting on the road, she knew that the deserter's family was poor, so she didn't ask for anything in return, and just agreed that the deserter used the "law of accident" as a reward.

In this world, those who save others can offer rewards to the saved according to the law of accident.

Ask for the first thing the rescued person sees when they return home, or for something the rescued person doesn't know but already has.

Who knows, this guy is so poor that he has a daughter-in-law.

Unexpectedly, this guy went out to fight for two years, and when he returned home, he had a daughter who was almost one year old.

Surprised or not? Surprised or not?

Under the heartbroken gaze of the old Wang next door, the deserter resolutely gave the child to Ada.

Thus, she had Triss.

This child is suffering.

In the first days, Triss hadn't been weaned yet, so Ada could only use her own body to fight her, hoping for a miracle.

Under the threat of starvation, Triss learned to drink porridge in just three days.

Ada, who has been stimulated for three days, has basically tried everything except the last step.

In the following days, because of this child who got in the way, the 'White Lightning' who gradually became famous on the Yinshan Plateau never made any expeditions and gradually disappeared.

But in the two years of her career as a relic hunter, she really got a lot of good treasures.

As a result, it has also aroused the coveting of many people, and at the same time forged more enemies.

One day, after repelling another wave of treasure hunters, Ada picked up Triss who was crying on the bed and shouting "Mom" loudly, and Ada made a decision resolutely.

She wants to stay away from here and go to the north to live in seclusion.

Give Triss a safe growth environment, at least raise her up, and then think about her own problems.

Anyway, at her level, as long as it's not too rough, it's not a problem to live for two or three hundred years, and the days to come will still be long.

So, after traveling for more than three months, Ada drove a carriage and brought all her belongings to White Harbor, a major trading town in the north, and bought this tavern with the remaining cash.

You have to find something for yourself to do, you can't just sit and eat, right?

It's just right to open a tavern, and the operation is simple, just sit there and wait for the money every day.

I can still brag with the guests if I have nothing to do, and I also inquired about some rumors from all over the world from them.

In short, although there are no legends about my brother in the world, my brother still wants to hear the legends of the world.

It's a pity that the idea is beautiful, but the reality is skinny.

Ada, who was not good at management and was extremely lazy, quickly tossed the tavern to the verge of bankruptcy.

At first, she and Triss could only rely on meager income to eke out a living.

Fortunately, the aggressive, bold and sassy personality of the beautiful proprietress of this dilapidated tavern gradually spread, which finally allowed the two of them to have some daily expenses.

"It's really great not to have to sell the collection!"

At night, Ada stood in her room and looked around at the dazzling array of babies, looking left and right, but she couldn't bear to part with any of them.

These are all the spoils of her adventures back then!

For example, this fishhook can breathe underwater;

For example, this long sword exuding cold air can control the undead by injecting magic power;

For example, this dagger, in order to expand the wound, can actually generate high-frequency vibrations, and the size of the handle is also just right-Ada likes this thing so much that she even keeps it next to the pillow.

Don't think too much, in case some bad guys come, it's the best way to defend yourself, right?

2. The Mysterious Traveler

Because she had to get up early the next day to go to the market to buy goods, Ada went upstairs to rest early.

Only Triss was left alone in the hall, and by candlelight, she dragged her head and finished previewing the next day's lessons.

"Come on, we're done drinking. Let's tidy up little Triss and go to bed early. Do you have to go to school tomorrow?"

A surviving drunken guest in the tavern hall raised his glass to the girl, his vocal chords paralyzed by alcohol made his voice much louder than before.

"As for cleaning up the shop, let your mother do it."

"Okay, Master Jin, go slowly."

Triss stood up, clasped her hands in front of her, and bowed lightly.

"I knew you would say that, but you never do it every time. I also want to have such a good daughter..."

Mr. Jin, the blacksmith on the street corner, raised his head and glanced at the chimera head hanging on the ceiling, which looked extremely gloomy after nightfall, and stood up with a smack of his lips.

He patted his trouser legs and said while walking out:

"Come on, I'm leaving."

After pushing the door open, he was shivered by the cold night air outside.

The blacksmith let out a long breath, took a last look at the dilapidated tavern, wrapped his clothes tightly, and walked towards his home on the corner of the street.