I, the retired legend, were forced to go ashore

"There is also the matter of repairing the sewer. Whenever it rains here, the accumulated water in some places will even be flooded to the ankles. It should have been repaired long ago! But in the past, such a good thing would not be our turn in this block, in fact Everyone knows that this is simply in the favor of Miss Ada."

After speaking, he looked into the tavern and saw that the kitchen door was still tightly closed.

"Don't look, she is shy."

Deep Shadow knew her friend very well, so she justified her rude behavior, and then waved goodbye with a smile on her face: "You go back first, and I will send you the plate back after eating."

"No, no, I'm not in a hurry. There are no customers anyway. You can eat slowly for a few days."

The owner of the restaurant was polite, and then warned: "It's not so cold now, remember to cover the leftovers after eating, and put them in a dark place. It's best to heat them in the morning, noon and evening."

For some reason, after saying this, the restaurant owner felt that the elf in front of him was so exquisite that he thought it was blasphemous even at a glance, and his face seemed to froze for a moment.

Shen Ying glanced at the messiah who was sitting at the table with straight eyes, clenched fists, swallowing saliva, but remained motionless, muttering to himself:

"Don't worry, there should be nothing left... No, there will definitely be nothing left."

"Are you going to find other guests at your house today? Then I won't bother you!"

The restaurant owner stepped back, not noticing the strange expression on Shen Ying's face.

After the boss left completely, Shen Ying knocked on the kitchen door: "Come out, he has already left."

Ada immediately pushed the door out, wiped her wet hands on her clothes, and said impatiently: "Hey, this kind of thing is the most annoying thing, thank you so much, just take it for you, what is there to thank?"

With that said, she took her seat, looked at the abundant food in front of her, and knocked on the table: "Eat!"

Triss immediately inserted a piece of roast meat into her plate, and started to eat it.

Although there is usually no shortage of meat at home, the home-cooked dishes cooked by myself are not as delicious as those made by professional cooks.

Messiah's eyeballs were almost bloodshot, but he still tried his best to restrain himself and remained motionless.

Ada was a little curious: what happened to the stinky princess, did she want steamed buns?

But saw Shen Ying pick up the knife and fork, slice off the fattest piece of suckling pig meat, put it on his plate, and signaled: "Eat it."

"What are you doing..." Ada scratched her head, picked up the piece of meat with her fingers, and put it in her mouth.

"Ow—"

A howl like a wolf.

Seeing that the host had already opened his mouth, the Messiah as a guest immediately launched a fierce attack on the dishes.

173. Bell Corporation, Science and Technology Prosperity

Ada was eating here, and the restaurant across the street was not idle either.

The boss stewed a large pot of offal, the meat was fragrant, and asked his beautiful little daughter-in-law to carry a bowl full of it, and knocked on the door of the neighborhood from door to door.

Looking at the opposite door who could make a fortune silently, but finally chose to share selflessly, Messiah sighed: "The folk customs here are really simple, unlike those nobles..."

They are all hypocrites who eat people without spit out their bones, smile on the surface, and hide their knives in secret.

"Haha, of course, they are all neighbors. I also chose to settle here because I liked the atmosphere of friendship and mutual assistance here, which is convenient to take advantage of."

Ada filled her glass with wine, her face was full of joy, and she was triumphant: "And they all say they are close to Zhu Zhechi. After being influenced by me for so long, they should also develop in the direction of saints."

"Yeah," Deep Shadow nodded for the first time, agreeing with his friend's words: "It's not easy for them to maintain this kind of simple folk customs after such a long time."

"Um-"

Ada felt the habitual insult, and quickly retorted: "Nonsense, I have made an indelible contribution to raising the anti-fraud awareness of the residents of this street!"

Deep Shadow: "Hehe."

Triss: "(;￢￢)"

Messiah: "(￣～￣) Chewing, it smells so good, snoring..."

Every neighbor who was allocated meat looked at the head of the Chimera, and some people walked to the door of the tavern, but they saw that the family was eating lively inside, so they didn't say much. What, I just cupped my hands and expressed my thanks.

Apparently, the owner of the restaurant across the street did not take all the credit, but confessed directly to Ada.

"Damn, it's so annoying to see them one by one. I would have thrown away all these things if I knew about them, and I wouldn't give them to anyone."

Ada grumbled, walked over and kicked the door shut.

Then he walked back to the table, but his pace was much bigger than usual.

"I found out," Shen Ying would wipe his mouth with a tissue when talking during the meal: "Ada, you should be arrogant."

"Who is so arrogant! If you talk nonsense and knock your brains out, do you believe it?"

Ada stuffed a piece of fat into her mouth angrily.

It's just the deep shadow's constant staring and slight smile, as well as the reddish face of the white-haired girl, making everything look so unconvincing.

There were horseshoes and the sound of the axle turning outside the door.

The people who were eating stopped suddenly.

In such a street where the poor are concentrated, as long as there is something that symbolizes status such as a carriage, [-]% of them come to Ada.

Sure enough, the sound of wooden wheels rolling the road stopped in front of Chimera Head's door, and a thin and familiar voice sounded:

"Hmph, you humans are so backward, you are still using such primitive things to dig holes and build roads!"

A little footsteps jumped out of the car, and turned around in front of the door: "That's it, you guys, unload your things, and, don't spit it out when you meet him later, don't blame me for not reminding you, That female is ugly as hell!"

'Everything--'

Soon, there was a knock on the door.

From the starting point of the sound on the door, it can be easily judged that the visitor should not be tall.

Ada was even thinking that when she opened the door later, she would be able to step over that green-skinned dwarf as long as she pretended not to see it and raised her legs in a bow shape.

"Open the door, I'm Nobel, open the door!"

The knocking on the door grew louder.

Deep Shadow looked at Ada with searching eyes.

Ada sighed, feeling that today's meal is full of twists and turns, which is really troublesome.

And judging from her two waves, it's likely that there will be another [-]% discount later.

Walk over, open the door, try to keep your gaze level, not looking down, and ask in a steady voice, "Who is it?"

Several of them were instilled by the goblin boss all the way. The owner of this house was a porter with the concept of a peerless ugly girl, and they were all stunned.

Even the iron cabinet-like thing he was carrying almost fell to the ground.

"Look~ I'll just say she's ugly! She doesn't even have nose hair, hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

The goblin Nobel with a thin voice directed himself, without any embarrassment of being ignored:

"Come, come, move your things in carefully, and put them in... this corner."

He walked to a corner of the tavern hall as if no one was there, kicked a rice bowl placed there aside, and gestured to the porters.

Xiaobai saw that the guy he was eating was kicked away, as if someone had kicked his ancestral grave, he rushed up... To Nobel, he surrendered, pretended to be dead, and fluffed up.

"This white crystal weasel is useless." Deep Shadow said firmly to Triss.

That look, as if the emergency doctor told the family members that the rescue was futile.

"No, no, what's going on, this is it?"

Ada got out of the way, watched the workers carry a large iron cabinet to the corner, and asked Nobel in a daze.

What did this little green skin stuff into his house?

"It's the thank you I promised you!" The goblin replied as it should.

He bent down, pointed his hands backwards, and made a debut posture facing the iron cabinet that had just been placed in the corner. He said in a sharp voice, triumphantly:

"Let me introduce, this is the latest product developed by my Bell Technology Company, the Big Ivan Coffee Machine. Bell Company, Technology Xingbang, Bangbang~"

In the end, he added a commercial with sound effects.

174. [-]% discount

"Coffee machine!?"

Several women who were eating around the table were all aroused by the mystery and moved over.

There are three barrels on the top of the iron cabinet, which are already full of things at this time, and there is a button and a water outlet like a wine barrel below, which is extremely simple.

"Hey! Stay away from me, an elf with a disgusting smell of nature!"

Nobel took a few steps back, frowned and slapped his nose with his hands.

Deep Shadow shrugged and took a few steps back.

She respects the customs of the goblins. They are not tired of the smell, but they firmly believe that being too close to the elves who advocate the way of nature will affect their own invention inspiration.

Moreover, most of the things invented by this race are driven by magic crystals and gunpowder, which do not destroy the forest, which is very different from dwarves.

It can be seen that Ada is not happy seeing her friend being insulted.

She directly grabbed the goblin by the collar, lifted him up and dangled him: "How can you talk! Repair the corns on your tongue, and don't clean it up. Believe it or not, I will let your face and the ground have a negative distance!" Get in touch!"

It's fine to talk about yourself, but it's not okay to talk about that stupid elf - the body fragrance on her body is obviously very good.

"Hey! Hey! Put me down! You human beings can't bear such jokes, it's so boring! I apologize, please apologize!"

Nobel dangled around for a long time, and was finally let go.

He shook his neck and panted heavily, but when he started to introduce the machine, his expression immediately became smug again:

"The way it is used is very simple, even with your human learning ability, you can get started quickly.

Look, here is the magic spar to drive the whole machine, the barrel on the left is filled with coffee, the barrel in the middle is filled with water, the barrel on the right is filled with gunpowder, and then just press this button... bang bang~ gunpowder coffee is ready~ Bell company, Science and technology prosper, bang bang~”

Accompanied by ugly, non-rhyming advertising words, and a slight vibration of the machine, a cup of coffee with a strange smell was filled in the wine glass below the spout.

"Here, try~"

Nobel handed the coffee to Ada.

Ada sniffed the smell, almost didn't spit it out, and then handed the cup to Deep Shadow.

Deep Shadow felt that he could not cheat his own children, so he handed the cup of weird liquid to Messiah; Messiah was not stupid, so he directly gave it to Triss.

Triss looked at Xiaobai who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead against the goblin who kicked over his job.

Xiaobai thought of the powerful mouse that lived under the tree in the backyard.

A chain of contempt for food was thus formed.

"It's nice, is this for me?"

Ada patted the coffee machine, thinking that it would at least add points to the decoration of her tavern.

And if you take out the gunpowder inside and replace it with white sugar, it should still work.

"Of course~ I'll send you off! You helped me capture all the robbers alive, and you helped me a lot. Later, I used some tricks and poured this basin of dirty water on my competitors. Ha, mere human beings also want to Grab the market with goblins..."

Nobel patted his chest and gave a thumbs up: "Hey, anyway, I plan to spread this thing in every pub in the world in the future, and your Chimera Head is the first one!"

Tears welled up in Ada's eyes—there was finally a second home appliance in her home.

Unexpectedly, being a mercenary is still very profitable now. After many years, the first time I made a move, I made such a high-tech and full-featured thing to go home.

Next time, I'd better find mercenaries to unite and help each other.

For example, the mercenary captain of Xihaiwang who gave him the sword must have a very rich family.

After the introduction, Nobel asked the workers to wait outside the door. He looked at the table of dishes and nodded with satisfaction:

"Oh, you guys know that I'm coming today, so you prepared a dinner party to show your heart, you really care~"

As he said that, he was about to climb up the chair.

But immediately, Ada grabbed her by the neck and took her to the ground.

"Attention, if you want to eat at our house, you will be charged."

Ada waggled her fingers.

On this table, there are four classes of identities: princess, legend, college student, and idiot. What's wrong with charging some fees?