I, the retired legend, were forced to go ashore

"Hurry up, put your hands and knees on the ground, with your back facing me!" Long Niang babbled nonsense as she climbed up, "I've read so many books, I've wanted to experience this perspective for a long time, let me try it, don't worry about it!" Hug tightly for 1 minute, and I will go to sleep obediently and never cause trouble for a month!!!”

"Are you threatening me?" Ada refused to give an inch, fighting back with fists and words at the same time: "Believe it or not, I'll beat you to death, pervert?"

"Please whip me, Dad!" Wings of Light said that he lacked both virtue and skill, and would not refuse anyone who came.

"What are you guys doing...?"

Suddenly a cold voice came from the side door, and the temperature at the stairway of the hotel suddenly dropped a lot.

It is Deep Shadow.

Just as Ada was about to file a complaint, she suddenly heard a familiar voice beside her: "She is wearing this kind of clothes and trying to seduce me, elf, take care of your lover!"

"Huh?" The girl turned her head with an unbelievable expression.

The purpose of entering is to stand up at the speed of light, with a solemn treasure, a face of justice, and the wings of light that the wicked will sue first.

Chapter 384. Not ashamed

Facing a dragon lady who has no bottom line for the sake of face, Ada feels that she has been sanctioned by the same kind.

For the first time, she realized what it means to be helpless.

Fortunately, at this time, Deep Shadow IQ Online knows that it is impossible for a friend to take the initiative to wear this kind of clothes, let alone seduce others.

The correct way for friends to hook up with women is to be handsome and cool, not to show off their legs.

But why is this dress so familiar?

"Tell me, what's going on?"

Shen Ying squinted his eyes, his gaze was like a bow, and he swung back and forth on the two of them.

This is her unique way of using a bow.

And looking at the solemn appearance of Longniang Baoxiang, Ada didn't know how to explain it.

To tell the truth, I am afraid that no one will believe it.

I had no choice but to scratch my hair and laugh: "The situation is just like this. The specific situation depends on the situation at the time of the incident..."

"Hehe." The forest elves, who pay attention to traditional etiquette, pay attention to smiling without showing their teeth.

When the dark shadow shows its teeth, it means that someone is about to suffer.

Ada's hair stood on end and her kidneys hurt, so she had to tell the truth: "This pervert wanted to practice me, so he threw himself on me, crying and calling me Dad."

Deep Shadow inhaled and frowned, thinking that such a thing should not be done by a dragon.

Moreover, Ida is big where it should be big, and thin where it should be thin. It is obviously a fully developed body, which is completely different from the immature bucket body of young children.

In theory, it shouldn't be within the scope of perverted hunting, right?

But this also touched the blind spot of this elf's knowledge. The copper on the book looks like this, and the ones that are too young are actually not worth seeing.

"Is that really the case?" Shen Ying looked at Light Tendency Wing with a scrutinizing gaze.

For some reason, after seeing the scuffle scene just now and the dragon's pajamas attire, she couldn't arouse any awe at it.

Long Niang's answer was also very short, she looked at Ada with disdain, curled her lips and sneered: "Hehe."

"????" Ada was taken aback, and immediately pointed to Long Niang: "What do you mean, is there something wrong with what I said?"

Immediately reacting, she stared at the severe cold air and looked at the elf who bared her teeth and sneered at herself: "She slandered me, you have to believe that what I said is true!"

"Hehe." Deep Shadow sneered again.

From the perspective of statistics and probability, according to the consistent tradition and everyone's evaluation of friends, the probability that she just told the truth is basically zero.

"So, what is the truth?" The elf not only bared his teeth, but also ground them back and forth.

No one believed the truth, and Ada didn't know how to explain it.

It is too late to edit.

She now only feels that she should eat more kidneys and drink less water, moisten her mouth with more deer blood, and prepare for the arduous battle at night.

This dragon is so scumbag, it cheated me!

Ada looked viciously at Wings of Light.

But found that Long Niang actually stepped forward and excused herself: "She just expresses her gratitude for the blood essence I donated, and I am just afraid of rejecting her kindness and disappointing her, so I am a little bit mean."

Ada rubbed her chin—why does this sound wrong?

"Wait for me!" The girl reacted: "I didn't wear it specially for you, it's the bounty hunter who came!"

"So the rest of it is true?"

Shen Ying glanced at his friend, and bowed deeply to Long Niang: "I'm still wondering what is in that little wine glass that can make the two children grow up quickly... so it's your blood?" , Thank you so much. May I ask what compensation you want, and I will do it within my ability!"

After finishing speaking, he gave Ada a gouging look, as if to say: It is really disrespectful to thank a real dragon in such a clumsy way.

Wings of Light's eyes were shining, and he opened his mouth, "I want Ida!"

But he reacted immediately and immediately added: "I want Ada to treat me to a meal!"

"How noble! How polite!" Shenying was moved to tears, and at the same time glared at his friend angrily: "Look at his character, and then look at yours! Learn more!"

Then bowed to Long Niang again: "It's really... I only ask for such a small reward... Whatever you want to eat, I will buy it right away."

"Don't be in a hurry, my injury is still a little bit worse, why not just have it tomorrow morning, and I don't need any delicacies, if I'm tired of eating, just order some home-cooked food."

Wings of Lighting touched his belly, feeling that he had found a meal ticket and was very satisfied.

Ada suddenly felt an inexplicable pain.

A high-pitched voice from the door of the side room interrupted her thoughts.

"You guys finally finished talking? Then it's my turn, Jie Jie."

O'Meril folded his hands, walked in, and looked at the Wings of Light without retreating: "It really is you, the Guardian Dragon of the Elonians."

Long Niang frowned and smacked her tongue: "Well, you actually found out that it was our conversation just now, were you too careless?"

O'Meril shook his head slowly: "Of course not. I saw the blood of the golden dragon yesterday, and I have already confirmed [-]% of it. The only difference is verification."

After finishing speaking, her complaining eyes swept across Ada and Deep Shadow in turn.

It's so embarrassing, you actually want to hide it from me, but you are still my first love/best friend.

Ada raised her hand and asked, "You actually recognize dragon's blood?"

I have never seen it myself.

Yuelan's princess tilted her head slightly and frowned: "Is this rare? I'm a prince, and I drank several tubes of dragon's blood potion when I was young."

"Damn, dead local tyrant!" Ada murmured and cursed.

No wonder this guy is very strong and can fight very well.In addition to firm will and hard training, it has nothing to do with dragon blood.

The Wings of Tendency to Light had a proud expression: "Hmph, hahaha, be afraid, surrender before my Dragon Might, kneel down, mortal!"

"What are you talking about, pervert?"

O'Meril clicked his ears, and replied indifferently: "I have already recorded your exact image and hid it in an unknown place. As long as I don't send out a signal within three days, someone will send this image to you." Send the records to Yuelan as quickly as possible, and within three months, your story will spread throughout the southern countries!"

"Presumably, when you recover from your injuries, all the people who welcome you along the way should be..." O'Meril glanced at Ada. It was obvious that the excuses made up by the Dragon Lady just now couldn't fool this clever princess. She had already guessed the truth.

"By the way, there are still your injuries." The princess blew on her nails, and drew a circle on her head with her fingers: "If you don't want brave men from all over the world to come and slay dragons, please be respectful to me, evil dragon!"

In the end, she had already crossed her hips, and she was not inferior to her opponent in terms of momentum.

"Uh, woo, woo—"

The Wings of Light is about to be sunk by repeated bombings.

Both Ada and Deep Shadow looked at her with great compassion.

Not ashamed, defeated by Omeril's eloquence, not ashamed.

Chapter 385. The Hungry Dragon Roars

Deep Shadow still got up very early.

Ada was physically and mentally exhausted and habitually stayed in bed.

Half asleep and half awake, she felt an exclamation from downstairs, and was soon woken up by Shen Ying, who rushed into the bedroom, pinching her nose and pulling her eyelids.

"Where did you hide your private money?"

The elf rests his elbows on both sides of the girl, directly above her, face to face, and body to touch.

The drooping hair of her lover made Ada a little itchy, and the familiar natural light fragrance from her nose dyed her mind.

The aftertaste in her body that had not subsided came to her mind, which made her very fascinated.

So, half asleep and half awake, she casually replied: "In the shoe box under the bed..."

"Well, good boy, go on to sleep." Shen Ying, who got the answer as he wished, pecked his friend's thin lips lightly, and rubbed her hair.

After receiving the compliment, Ada, who was still half asleep, pouted and fell asleep again drowsily.

Then, the bed board was slowly raised and squeezed until it rolled to the corner of the wall.

If it is said that Ada struggles to fall asleep every night in the waves like the collapse of the sky and the tsunami, it is the heavy rain.

Then this kind of small movement is equivalent to spitting and drizzle.

Ada would never wake up at all.

Deep Shadow also understands this.

After I wake up every morning, such a long good morning ravage won't let her open half of her eyes, just lift the bed, how can it make her refreshed?

Listening to his friend's steady and even breathing, Elf confidently began to explore the last dirt in the house - under the bed where the two slept.

Countless books with disgusting patterns; someone was too lazy to wash and was too embarrassed to ask others, so he secretly stuffed old socks and underwear under the bed; some small boxes containing old memories; Xiaobai secretly hid here to use A few magic crystals just in case; of course, there are a few shoe boxes in the corner.

Shen Ying held his nose with one hand, swung his long ears to fan the air, and carefully squeezed out those balls of old socks and underwear with the other hand—this lazy guy didn't even think about why the old underwear he secretly hid in would come out every once in a while. will disappear?

Could it be that the little elf who loves to work helps you wash it?

The forest elf frowned, opened the shoe box, found a stack of Krona inside as he wished, and harvested a pair of combat boots that hadn't been washed for a long time.

"babble--"

Even though he made a sound of disgust, Shen Ying still took out the boots, planning to wash them together with the pile of old clothes later.

Of course, there are more important things to do now.

Putting down the bed board, he couldn't help ravaging his cute sleeping friend again, until he turned her annoyed back, biting his soft and thin ears, and left the bedroom with his old clothes and Krona.

Soaking the old clothes in the sink, Shen Ying walked downstairs, turning a blind eye to the two children around the table who couldn't stop exclaiming, and a certain... Dragon Lady who should be respected but is now inexplicably hated, went straight to Push the door out and walk across the street.

The small restaurant that Ada took care of during the famine formed a good friendship with his family.

At this time, they are selling breakfast.

"Hey, Miss Elf, what do you want? Take whatever you want, and you don't need money." The little daughter-in-law in the dining hall greeted Shen Ying warmly when she saw Shen Ying.

She dared to tell Miss Deep Shadow that if Ada heard this, she would have to take all his belongings away.

"Put it all up for me, steamed buns, steamed stuffed buns, steamed buns, as long as they are edible."

Behind Deep Shadow's indifferent expression, there is infinite grievance suppressed.

The little daughter-in-law in the canteen: "????"

She stared at the elf in astonishment, unable to speak for a moment.

It's not that I feel sorry for these things, they are all pasta, and they are not worth a lot of money.

The main reason is to lament that even the forest elf, which represents purity, can't stand against Ada, has she been completely corrupted by her?

Seeing the expression of the little daughter-in-law in the canteen, Shen Ying knew that she had misunderstood herself, and quickly took out her wallet to signal: "Don't worry, I will give the money."

The two declined, and soon Shenying bought all the breakfast at a [-]% discount, and returned home with a few big bags.

She put the steaming bag on the table and said angrily, "here, let's eat."

How can you still be angry?

I agreed to treat this dragon to dinner last night, but no one told her, this guy is so good to eat?